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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2009, 09:18:50 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on December 18, 2009, 09:14:52 PM
I actually found myself imagining what I would be doing differently at the party if I was drunk. 

Flopping your cock out and calling your boss a twink is always a good start.
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #26 on: December 19, 2009, 12:42:50 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on December 18, 2009, 08:43:36 PM

-Hot white chick was there, gave me a funny look once or twice but didn't talk to me at all. 


She was making faces?  Why didn't you flip your eyelids and make like a lizard?
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #27 on: December 19, 2009, 12:48:07 AM »
I was at a club last night and a blonde kept looking over at me... I thought I knew her from somewhere so I went over and had a chat. Turns out I didn't know her...... but she came home with me  8)
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #28 on: December 19, 2009, 02:00:50 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on December 19, 2009, 12:48:07 AM
I was at a club last night and a blonde kept looking over at me... I thought I knew her from somewhere so I went over and had a chat. Turns out I didn't know her...... but she came home with me  8)
Did you pis5 in her asspipe
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #29 on: December 19, 2009, 04:07:23 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on December 18, 2009, 09:14:52 PM
I actually found myself imagining what I would be doing differently at the party if I was drunk. 

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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #30 on: December 19, 2009, 04:09:53 AM »
Quote from: WillGrant on December 19, 2009, 02:00:50 AM
Did you pis5 in her asspipe

She wasn't into the backdoor action  :(
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #31 on: December 19, 2009, 04:19:12 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on December 19, 2009, 04:09:53 AM
She wasn't into the backdoor action  :(
She sounds selfish  >:(
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #32 on: December 19, 2009, 06:30:28 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on December 18, 2009, 07:00:45 AM
Awhile back I went to a Christmas party with an ex-girlfriend.the party was at a hotel in NYC so a bunch of people got rooms.one of the guys got really drunk got undressed and passed out in a roll out bed in front of a room full of people.since the bed had wheels I decided the best course of action was to roll him out of the room,into the elevator,and down to the lobby where I left him :)



Hahaha,now thats funny!
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #33 on: December 19, 2009, 09:51:22 AM »
We don't always show the love but you know it's there.  Man Code & such.
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #34 on: December 19, 2009, 02:02:59 PM »
if you dont have the Guns dont get onstage
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #35 on: December 19, 2009, 05:36:22 PM »
Quote from: Quickerblade on December 17, 2009, 02:43:51 PM
definately a no no, great idea when ur smashed when u sober up and its a new day shit is very stressful. did it a few times, actually fuck it, it was all good lol, fuck em thats there problem.

You're a wrecking machine at the moment.

No pussy is safe......shit
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #36 on: December 19, 2009, 08:53:41 PM »
Quote from: Gino30 on December 19, 2009, 05:36:22 PM
You're a wrecking machine at the moment.

No pussy is safe......shit

fuck em, if there drinking and there into you make sure u get into them.
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Re: Chicks at Office Xmas Party
« Reply #37 on: December 19, 2009, 09:05:53 PM »
Quote from: WillGrant on December 19, 2009, 02:00:50 AM
Did you pis5 in her asspipe



WTF???? LMAO!
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