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ironneck

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who wins?
« on: May 18, 2006, 07:43:35 AM »
in a streetfight with all magic allowed who would win?
jesus,moses,muhammed,buddha,satan or chuck norris?
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YoMamaBeenLurking

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Re: who wins?
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2006, 08:18:49 AM »
Quote from: ironneck on May 18, 2006, 07:43:35 AM
in a streetfight with all magic allowed who would win?
jesus,moses,muhammed,buddha,satan or chuck norris?


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Re: who wins?
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2006, 08:21:29 AM »
Quote from: ironneck on May 18, 2006, 07:43:35 AM
in a streetfight with all magic allowed who would win?
jesus,moses,muhammed,buddha,satan or chuck norris?
they would all catch a sho-NUFF beatdown from Jesus.   :P  dude could call up 10,000 angels at the snap of his finger.  i can just imagine Jesus saying, "I tell you the truth, you don't want none of this!"  lol
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Re: who wins?
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2006, 08:26:16 AM »
Satan would win.

The only one he would be fighting would be Norris.  The rest would never be in a streetfight.
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Re: who wins?
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2006, 08:27:02 AM »
chuck norris, hands down. im pretty sure hes god
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Re: who wins?
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2006, 08:45:43 AM »
Quote from: lilwoday09smb on May 18, 2006, 08:27:02 AM
chuck norris, hands down. im pretty sure hes god

You may be right...

http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/

Chuck Norris is God

   Top 10 Facts:

1   Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
   
2   The number three cause of death in America is Diabetes. Chuck Norris is numbers one and two.   

3   Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

4   Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
   
5   Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
   
6   If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
   
7   The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
   
8   Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

9   In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
   
10   Chuck Norris does not have pubic hair, he has a groin beard.

 ;D
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Re: who wins?
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2006, 08:53:57 AM »
ROTFLMAO !!!!!!! 

Thanks for the good laugh YoMamaBeenLurking!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: who wins?
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2006, 09:33:53 AM »
Quote from: YoMamaBeenLurking on May 18, 2006, 08:45:43 AM
You may be right...

http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/

Chuck Norris is God

   Top 10 Facts:

1   Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
   
2   The number three cause of death in America is Diabetes. Chuck Norris is numbers one and two.   

3   Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

4   Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
   
5   Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
   
6   If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
   
7   The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
   
8   Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

9   In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
   
10   Chuck Norris does not have pubic hair, he has a groin beard.

 ;D


ROLFMAO, that was great.
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ironneck

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Re: who wins?
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2006, 01:40:18 PM »
i think jesus would destroy norris,he gets so much great hype cause of the davinci code that could use the momentum and destroy norris
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Re: who wins?
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2006, 05:22:51 PM »
Quote from: YoMamaBeenLurking on May 18, 2006, 08:45:43 AM
You may be right...

http://www.chucknorrisisgod.com/

Chuck Norris is God

   Top 10 Facts:

1   Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
   
2   The number three cause of death in America is Diabetes. Chuck Norris is numbers one and two.   

3   Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

4   Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
   
5   Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
   
6   If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
   
7   The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
   
8   Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

9   In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
   
10   Chuck Norris does not have pubic hair, he has a groin beard.

 ;D


Do you have the Mr. T one?
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