Author Topic: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba. (Read 5060 times)

suckmymuscle · « **on:** November 07, 2006, 10:03:09 PM »

I first though of posting this in the Sex Board, but since this has a lot m ore to do with love than sex, I think it's more appropriate to post it here.

Anyway, t's true. I'm deeply in love with her. She's beautiful, with an absurdly symmetrical face, perfect and feminine, delicate, gracile facial features. But what made me fall in love with her was an interview I saw the other day. The interview lasted for about an hour, and I was stunned by how sweet, nurturing and feminine her personality is. Wow! A beautiful and feminine girl who's truly gentle, nurturing.

How rare is that for a girl these days! Dhe almost strikes me ads one of those girly girls from the 1950s, still not spoiled by the nazi femi-butches. Considering that she has a one in a million face, a one in a million body and a one in a million personality, the statistical probability of me ever finding a girl like that in "real" life is one in a quintillion. In other words: it just won't happen. Although I have no delusion sof getting a girl like Alba, I can still dream. So, here, is a photographic tribute to this lovely girl!

SUCKMYMUSCLE

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #1 on:** November 07, 2006, 10:05:37 PM »

A perfect, sinewy body with the face of an angel! Look at the gracile jaw line, the silky hair and spotless complexion! It's testament to her awesome genes and abundance of estradiol!

SUCKMYMUSCLE

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #2 on:** November 07, 2006, 10:08:38 PM »

Jessica:"Can we go to your place after this, honey?"

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suckmymuscle · « **Reply #3 on:** November 07, 2006, 10:10:43 PM »

"Was it as good for you as it was for me...?"

SUCKMYMUSCLE

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #4 on:** November 07, 2006, 10:13:23 PM »

She's so frail, pale and delicate! It brings out my most perverse male instincts!

SUCKMYMUSCLE

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #5 on:** November 07, 2006, 10:15:15 PM »

What a classy, elegant young lady! Not a whore! I could bring her home to meet mommy!

SUCKMYMUSCLE

The Night Stalker · « **Reply #6 on:** November 07, 2006, 10:16:25 PM »

You Mr Sucking Muscles need to masterbate your penis. You are too honrny tonight.

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #7 on:** November 07, 2006, 10:17:32 PM »

"Jessica, save that for our wedding night!"

SUCKMYMUSCLE

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #8 on:** November 07, 2006, 10:21:46 PM »

The symmetry and femininity of her face is just incredible! Look at how small her jaw is and how big her eyes are! These are the prime signs of a girl possesed of superb genes and progesterone bursting out from all of her pores! The epitome of femininity!

SUCKMYMUSCLE

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #9 on:** November 07, 2006, 10:24:41 PM »

Another one of her face. What a little angel...

SUCKMYMUSCLE

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #10 on:** November 07, 2006, 10:40:40 PM »

she is 100% vastly overrated.

Dos Equis · « **Reply #11 on:** November 07, 2006, 11:34:03 PM »

And the only major turnoff for you is she isn't 13 years old.

Euro-monster · « **Reply #12 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:39:57 AM »

She looks a bit "down faced " to me...sorry...

JasonH · « **Reply #13 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:37:12 AM »

Yeah, what's with the long face/

She is prety nice, but I've seen better.

I can relate to your feelings thoug - I remember when American Idol was showing earlier this year I was madly in love with Katherine McPhee - almost love at first sight if that's the best way to describe it. I wonder what she's doing now?

Jr. Yates · « **Reply #14 on:** November 08, 2006, 10:58:58 AM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on November 07, 2006, 10:40:40 PM

she is 100% vastly overrated.

i think so, still hot though.

lilwoday09smb · « **Reply #15 on:** November 08, 2006, 12:07:26 PM »

i love this pic, i know the tats are fake but man she looks good with em

Clubber Lang · « **Reply #16 on:** November 08, 2006, 12:09:14 PM »

thats too bad suckmymuscle, with your attitude towards women youll never get anywhere near a chick like that (unless yer rich)

24KT · « **Reply #17 on:** November 08, 2006, 12:14:00 PM »

Quote from: Clubber Lang on November 08, 2006, 12:09:14 PM

thats too bad suckmymuscle, with your attitude towards women youll never get anywhere near a chick like that (unless yer rich)

Considering what I know of Jessica Alba personally, ...being rich wouldn't be of much help to him at all.

Diesel1 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 08, 2006, 12:17:32 PM »

Quote from: BigJ on November 08, 2006, 03:37:12 AM

Yeah, what's with the long face/

She is prety nice, but I've seen better.

I can relate to your feelings thoug - I remember when American Idol was showing earlier this year I was madly in love with Katherine McPhee - almost love at first sight if that's the best way to describe it. I wonder what she's doing now?

Yeah she is fucking beautiful

"I wonder what she's doing now?"

At this very moment she's sucking my cock

lilwoday09smb · « **Reply #19 on:** November 08, 2006, 12:18:57 PM »

her b/f is an average joe

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #20 on:** November 08, 2006, 01:01:41 PM »

A beautiful, feminine girl who's stylish and sophisticated yet also simple and wholesome. She strikes as one of those girls from the 1950s, who don't exist anymore due to the femicun.ts. Marriage material!

SUCKMYMUSCLE

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #21 on:** November 08, 2006, 01:03:21 PM »

There she is, taking a look at me while I'm washing my car shirtless...

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Clubber Lang · « **Reply #22 on:** November 08, 2006, 01:04:26 PM »

im sure goatboy will give the rejects a good home

Diesel1 · « **Reply #23 on:** November 08, 2006, 01:06:22 PM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on November 08, 2006, 01:01:41 PM

A beautiful, feminine girl who's stylish and sophisticated yet also simple and wholesome. She strikes as one of those girls from the 1950s, who don't exist anymore due to the femicun.ts. Marriage material!

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Is she mixed race?

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #24 on:** November 08, 2006, 01:07:41 PM »

Small jaw line, clear complexion, large eyes and full lips: the marks of a girl who's a estradiol and progesterone factory! And look at the absurd symmetrical perfection of her features! Her face is the body equivalent of Wheeler's!

SUCKMYMUSCLE