lol....stories? :D
Been there, done that, ...and quite a few other people have the scars to prove it too. :P
And girls love to be slammed that time of the month as well. Although I draw the line if they want me to go down :-X
yeah that sounds adorable...NOT.
you dont like me..
we established that..
keep it on the X k mate...
i thought women usually drew that line . . . helps them keep the all-important "mystery." ;) ;D
yeah that sounds adorable...NOT.
But hey i like to take care of women so it gives me an eexcuse to pamper them. And if you play your cards right she'll tell her friends how great you are and when you break up they'll date you! ahh revenge. kidding
That is all >:(oh Christ...i'm staying away from you today:)
migs please tell me u love overweight women with emotional scars...and im all yours
i thought women usually drew that line . . . helps them keep the all-important "mystery." ;) ;D
I usually like to tell people that I have debilitating dysmenorrhea. It sounds so much better than mere PMS, and seems like a better reason to spend half a day lying on couch with movies and a blanket.
:-*
Still chocolate free! ;D
And about 5pounds lighter. So instead of being full of shit, I was full of chocolate. :)
Someone at the gym did bring me in 2 candy bars the other day because he said I looked like I wanted to kill someone and I needed to get back on the chocolate. (I always look like that though :-\ )
I haven't eaten them though.
So this means I can eat chocolate/candy and go back to my set point weight and maintain if I want too. :D
???
um never said i didnt like you.
If I didn't know you better, I would think you were being sarcastic. >:( But yes, this is another example...
;D
tbh, I think that being interesting has a lot more to do w other things than drawing somewhat arbitrary lines.
I usually like to tell people that I have debilitating dysmenorrhea. It sounds so much better than mere PMS, and seems like a better reason to spend half a day lying on a couch with movies and a blanket.
STella, I just ate a giant chocolate chip cookie. It was almost as big as a frisbee. It was very yummy too. :P
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5116639121843900927&q=pms+commercial
Apparently Toxie doesn't seem to have a problem with mucous. :-X
red in the head...ah nevermind. this is the kindler gentler board
so i shoulda gotton disgusted...said something along the lines of " thats not sexy" and left? naaahhh...actualy mish..her name ws michele..she ws a red head...and i used to call her mishie...and she'd throw a cutest fits when she didn't get her way...
she wasn't a one niter folks..she ws A GIRL FRIEND.....
lol....feel free to poke fun at me at any time mate...a good laugh is a good laugh :)
BTW what's with you thinking girls throwing fits is cute ???
not worried about you, lol. worried about the swift kick to the twig and berries Stella would give me
sory toxie, i'm tired, hungry and havea date with a hot tub i dont want to be late for. I'll insult you later, lol
hello
now I obviously need to post on this subject, having done it for 25+ years and now approaching menopause... or whatever it is I have next to look forward to.
It's okay. its just an egg. the hormones and the children you never had are the funny bit<<<
xLuvba ta
plus it hurts
thanks toxic.
no, I was on the pill for most of my life, which made it all very easy. I never really had any sympathy for that excuse. When my employees booked off sick with the period I told the rest of the staff they had diahorria (sp) >I can't be bothered to look it up and spell it properly. >>>It was funny though.
Now that I'm cramping sideways I kinda wish I'd been a little more forgiving. But I've always been lucky.
I have a Hindu story: I have Indian friends. When they have parties and they have lots, a woman is not allowed to attend if she has the menses. So everyone knows how come she's not there. Does my head in. I respect their religion, but I'd sooner you taught your little girls that it's a natural and normal thing you're going to have to deal with >>>like doing the dishes, or queueing up at the checkout.
Smile
xL
no, please finish, I insist.
OK, ...I gotta fess up, I always thought xxxLinda was a guy trolling as a chick, ...but it's official!
After this post, ...there's no way I can continue to believe she's a he. Only a woman who has been there and done that could truly appreciate that being on the pill does make menses easier, ...and to describe the experience of no longer being on the pill as "cramping up sideways"... :o Ya gotta own the equipment to so eloquently tag the torture. {LOL}. Linda, sorry for thinking you were a guy.
OK
been there and done that could truly appreciate
*bump* for migs to finish his "red in the head" sentence.
he seems to have disappeared 8)
Your just waiting to cut him arn't you... ;D
Maybe he is pondering how to finish the sentence?
I've heard many different versions, curious to what he was going to say.
Oh Migs.................... ........................ .. :)
Maybe he is pondering how to finish the sentence?
I've heard many different versions, curious to what he was going to say.
Oh Migs.................... ........................ .. :)
** ** ??? Can I buy a vowel?
lol yes.....or I could PM you cuz we all know Stella doesn't talk like that :-\
buy a vowel flowey!!
damn your demanding (like that!)
I don't remeber agreeing to obey the women, just certain rules missy
Yes you have a great sense of humor. But alas i actually forgot what i was going to say. It wasnt fred on the hed fire in the bed though. It was one of those things that pops in your head and should write down.
nope, this is exactly like the other board. Noone is exactly nice, not even when I plead that i cannot keep up and tell them I've got the pms.
This is not a girly board, it's run by men.
Do you want me to talk about bloody tampons? Ok I'm upset again. On the one hand you're funny, but on the other...
I'd sooner talk to my mum.
>:(
And AL-gebra, Migs had said red on the head...........
and didn't finish it, now he is playing st00pid ::)
>:(
And AL-gebra, Migs had said red on the head...........
and didn't finish it, now he is playing st00pid ::)
** ** ??? Can I buy a vowel?
ijit ;D
that's irish isn't it?
OK I've got another: " init ' = isn't it?
that's in IT
(someone who knows about computers?_)
ps: that's not a quote from flower, that's just me unable to do a quote box
forgive me
x
xL
The Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more wine.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1 Pass My Shotgun
2 Psychotic Mood Shift
3 Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5 People Make me Sick
6 Provide Me with Sweets
7 Pardon My Sobbing
8 Pimples May Surface
9 Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one.
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!
...Or men who need a warning.
And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!!
Woe is me... :'(
Be brave sugar-love. :'(
Thanks for the encouragement. This is one of those "be careful what you wish for moments. :-X
Be brave sugar-love. :'(
want me to bring some tiramisu?
Yes, she does. And a gun.
Oh man Deedee LOL where did you find that? Are there other gems like that? LOL
sounds like some strange voodoo stuff. Teh black magic, lol
, a herstory of menstruation,OH BROTHER
a sewing pattern for making your own reusable blood pads,
reconnect with your moon blood![/i]
And what about the chunks of liver that seem to accompany a fibroid?
Lol, I know. My girlfriends and I laugh about this stuff all the time. I love the "amazing gift" I have been given that allows me to experience this "spectacular process" in harmony with the moon and the blessings of Gaia, creator of all things female. ::)
Maybe if we all chip in, we can share one pattern for making the reusable moon blood nappies... :D
bunch of weirdos on here, lol
:-\
wierdos, ...or women?
remember your place... you.... non-bleeder! >:( ;) :-*
dear jaga, can you please post on the general board in the next few minutes . . . i'm about to go to bed, and I'd like some entertainment before. thank you. :-*
Hey DeeDee, I took your advice, and look what I found:
Actually Judi, I read a lot of that stuff and much of it is very interesting. But why is all that info usually followed by ads for really ridiculous things like 100% polyester "Goddess Gowns" for only USD$26.00, or "Menstrual Reclaiming Kits"... how do you "re"claim your monthly menses ??? Makes women appear stupid. >:(
Quick, ...somebody remind me of what a terrific, priviledge, and honour it is to be a woman. :-[
Actually Judi, I read a lot of that stuff and much of it is very interesting. But why is all that info usually followed by ads for really ridiculous things like 100% polyester "Goddess Gowns" for only USD$26.00, or "Menstrual Reclaiming Kits"... how do you "re"claim your monthly menses ??? Makes women appear stupid. >:(
I don't know A-G... it's starting to sound an awful lot like love. :D
Nah man, think amorous times twenty!
edited :)
:o
........actually I am one to help with the PMS issue. I think everyman needs his redwings.
;D
Yes, I love serving................. ..........
Mumbles something about giving you something with the glass of water
;D.......thats cause Im a BAAAADBOOOYYYY!!!!!
Something irrisistable........smir ks and puffs out my chest
;D