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Guess The Ex-Getbigger That Posted This Delightful Story -
« on: September 21, 2012, 05:31:33 PM »

"I rented a house on a lake in Maine when I was in college.in the winter rent was 300 a month but in the summer it was 500.

My roommate moved out right before the summer,so I was stuck with 500 a month,making about 200 a week.my landlord was an old French Canadian woman,who
Was a pain in the ass.

So,my toilet broke.wouldnt flush.didnt have money for a plumber.didnt want to call her.so I
Decided to shit in
My blender,then mix it with water purée it,and pour it down my sink.so everyday,twice a day I'd go through this process.

Moral of story ?if I
Offer you a shake?you might say no...and no,I didn't use same blender for my shakes,but they did look a like so once in a while a mistake may have been made.i never really could figure out while some shakes tasted like pea nuts. " .

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Re: Guess The Ex-Getbigger That Posted This Delightful Story -
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2012, 05:35:22 PM »
jeez...I don't know but sounds a little fucked up.

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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2012, 05:57:07 PM »
A little...?

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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2012, 05:59:19 PM »
In an ordinary setting it would be a lot but I am taking into account the forum we are on.  :D

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« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2012, 06:20:35 PM »
In an ordinary setting it would be a lot but I am taking into account the forum we are on.  :D

Lol.

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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2012, 06:35:49 PM »
so let me get this straight...an ex-getbigger went to college?

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« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2012, 06:49:46 PM »
If the composer had sufficient insight he could have carried the story to the next level and claim credit for conceiving of "pressurized pumped sewer systems"

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« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2012, 07:11:27 PM »
bullshit

every getbigger lives in their own mansion


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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2012, 07:13:25 PM »
Hint -

This Ex-Getbigger would probably enjoy 3333's company, but wouldn't stay for any Thomas Jefferson pie with TA..............

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« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2012, 06:19:50 AM »
This was Billy Mimnaugh in case anyone was wondering of "Want Option D" fame. So if you ever feel like you're having a bad day, just imagine this guy -

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squatting over a circa 1983 blender -

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And things might not seem that bad.

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« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2012, 06:21:05 AM »
 :-\

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« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2013, 01:37:55 PM »
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