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Melvin Pissed on himself and did his nails before the Olympia
« on: June 09, 2009, 07:40:33 AM »
Fuckin Hillarious.  Melvin just went on the PBW show and was telling of when he went to take a crap before last years Olympia and accidentally pissed all over his tracksuit.  And here's the kicker. The reason he pissed on himself was because he was painting his finger nails and taking a crap and didn't even know he was pissing all over himself until he stood up!  (Question for Melvin, can someone buy that tracksuit on ebay? :)
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Re: Melvin Pissed on himself and did his nails before the Olympia
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2009, 07:41:33 AM »
Quote from: lift 456 on June 09, 2009, 07:40:33 AM
Fuckin Hillarious.  Melvin just went on the PBW show and was telling of when he went to take a crap before last years Olympia and accidentally pissed all over his tracksuit.  And here's the kicker. The reason he pissed on himself was because he was painting his finger nails and taking a crap and didn't even know he was pissing all over himself until he stood up!  (Question for Melvin, can someone buy that tracksuit on ebay? :)

prices for used tracksuits just skyrocketed.
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Re: Melvin Pissed on himself and did his nails before the Olympia
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2009, 07:58:17 AM »
Quote from: lift 456 on June 09, 2009, 07:40:33 AM
Fuckin Hillarious.  Melvin just went on the PBW show and was telling of when he went to take a crap before last years Olympia and accidentally pissed all over his tracksuit.  And here's the kicker. The reason he pissed on himself was because he was painting his finger nails and taking a crap and didn't even know he was pissing all over himself until he stood up!  (Question for Melvin, can someone buy that tracksuit on ebay? :)

For what reason did he exactly "paint" his fingernails?
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Re: Melvin Pissed on himself and did his nails before the Olympia
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2009, 08:00:12 AM »
Quote from: Meso_z on June 09, 2009, 07:58:17 AM
For what reason did he exactly "paint" his fingernails?

hes a manicurists(spell) so he probably wants his nails to always be top notch?


Why Shawn Ray puts on mascara before every comp is a better question.
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Re: Melvin Pissed on himself and did his nails before the Olympia
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2009, 08:00:32 AM »
how to you piss on your track suit when you drop ur dick between your legs to take a dump???

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Re: Melvin Pissed on himself and did his nails before the Olympia
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2009, 08:03:51 AM »
Quote from: Spike on June 09, 2009, 08:00:32 AM
how to you piss on your track suit when you drop ur dick between your legs to take a dump???



maby he had the dick on the toilet seat?
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Re: Melvin Pissed on himself and did his nails before the Olympia
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2009, 08:05:20 AM »

Melvin discussing his pissing incident at the 2008 Olympia - 2:45 into it



Mevin's 2008 Olympia posing routine

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Re: Melvin Pissed on himself and did his nails before the Olympia
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2009, 08:06:45 AM »
Quote from: Spike on June 09, 2009, 08:00:32 AM
how to you piss on your track suit when you drop ur dick between your legs to take a dump???


Stick has studied this phenomenon. Usually this is caused by semi erections or very small penis. What probably happened was Melvin was shitting and painting his nails while imagining the final pose down and became slightly aroused. As his penis became erect the pee came between the crack of the seat and the rim of the toilet thus getting all over his pants while he didn't feel anything.
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Re: Melvin Pissed on himself and did his nails before the Olympia
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2009, 08:07:42 AM »
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Re: Melvin Pissed on himself and did his nails before the Olympia
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2009, 08:09:37 AM »
Quote from: StickStickly on June 09, 2009, 08:06:45 AM
Stick has studied this phenomenon. Usually this is caused by semi erections or very small penis. What probably happened was Melvin was shitting and painting his nails while imagining the final pose down and became slightly aroused. As his penis became erect the pee came between the crack of the seat and the rim of the toilet thus getting all over his pants while he didn't feel anything.

I think I heard bout this on an episode of CSI
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Re: Melvin Pissed on himself and did his nails before the Olympia
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2009, 08:17:09 AM »
That zany Goodrum!
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Re: Melvin Pissed on himself and did his nails before the Olympia
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2009, 08:33:31 AM »
some things should just be kept private
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Re: Melvin Pissed on himself and did his nails before the Olympia
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2009, 08:52:13 AM »

"I had to go tell Robin I'd peed on my suit."  L O L

Ron's been around bodybuilding a long time, though.  How can he not know what 'asparagus pee' smells like?  Even if he's never smelled it himself, shouldn't he be aware that many people complain about the odor? 

I don't think it's a story I would've shared, but I'd have to say that Melvin handled it well.

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Re: Melvin Pissed on himself and did his nails before the Olympia
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2009, 09:34:01 AM »
Quote from: Tre on June 09, 2009, 08:52:13 AM
"I had to go tell Robin I'd peed on my suit."  L O L

Ron's been around bodybuilding a long time, though.  How can he not know what 'asparagus pee' smells like?  Even if he's never smelled it himself, shouldn't he be aware that many people complain about the odor? 

I don't think it's a story I would've shared, but I'd have to say that Melvin handled it well.



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Re: Melvin Pissed on himself and did his nails before the Olympia
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Re: Melvin Pissed on himself and did his nails before the Olympia
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2009, 12:15:34 PM »
Quote from: lift 456 on June 09, 2009, 07:40:33 AM
Fuckin Hillarious.  Melvin just went on the PBW show and was telling of when he went to take a crap before last years Olympia and accidentally pissed all over his tracksuit.  And here's the kicker. The reason he pissed on himself was because he was painting his finger nails and taking a crap and didn't even know he was pissing all over himself until he stood up!  (Question for Melvin, can someone buy that tracksuit on ebay? :)
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Re: Melvin Pissed on himself and did his nails before the Olympia
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2009, 01:02:56 PM »
Quote from: lift 456 on June 09, 2009, 07:40:33 AM
Fuckin Hillarious.  Melvin just went on the PBW show and was telling of when he went to take a crap before last years Olympia and accidentally pissed all over his tracksuit.  And here's the kicker. The reason he pissed on himself was because he was painting his finger nails and taking a crap and didn't even know he was pissing all over himself until he stood up!  (Question for Melvin, can someone buy that tracksuit on ebay? :)

Someone should put him in touch with nasser who has several years of experience in selling soiled clothes ;D
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Re: Melvin Pissed on himself and did his nails before the Olympia
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2009, 01:05:55 PM »
He was "pissed and he had to piss."


Back in his teenage years he was "out of class, and had no class."
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Re: Melvin Pissed on himself and did his nails before the Olympia
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2009, 05:04:52 AM »
funny that he called it his hose.   ;D
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Re: Melvin Pissed on himself and did his nails before the Olympia
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2009, 05:07:53 AM »
a grown man still "pissing" his pants.  ::)
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Re: Melvin Pissed on himself and did his nails before the Olympia
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2009, 05:11:00 AM »
Quote from: Armstrong on June 10, 2009, 05:04:52 AM
funny that he called it his hose.   ;D

calling it "cute" is not cooler.  ;D ;D
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Re: Melvin Pissed on himself and did his nails before the Olympia
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2009, 05:50:43 AM »
This thread is WTF.
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