Author Topic: Who Is Going to Be Most Embarrassed By Titus Book? (Read 12831 times)

Yup. That bozo can't read or write, so it is going to be like this: "Whne i vas budiboilder, i did se meny thigs thta i vant to sre wth yo". You need a interpreter to translate that from pure moron to plain English

youandme · « **Reply #60 on:** August 02, 2006, 11:11:12 AM »

Quote from: RHINO290 on August 02, 2006, 09:32:56 AM

No, she managed all that on her own.

haha.

We should have a "Where are they now" post, actualy more like what do they look like now

jaejonna · « **Reply #61 on:** August 02, 2006, 11:24:55 AM »

Exerpt from book titled:

Craig Titus: Dying to be the Best

From Chapter 5
The Rich Homo

-- We pulled up to the mansion, I was with my boys Tom and Bob. Bob was crying like a bitch, I turned to him and said "Hey, you got your pro card ...but that doesnt make you a pro Bob...time to pay the piper!" Tom pulled Bob out of the car and we both marched up the stairs draging the whiny lil bitch (note: I do alot of dragin of whiny bitches), the whole experience brought back memories of when I use to have to take my 'first' walk.....

--As we entered the frisky old man was there, dressed in his satin robe, nothing underneath. "Come child, you want to have the world don't you ?" Bob replied, "Yes sir, the world sir". Bob ran over to him as he sat in his throne, Bob got on the ground quivering like a new born, grasping the old man's leg like smeagol holding the ring. "You two can leave , unless you want to stay?" I was outta there. I looked at Tommy boy, he wasn't about to go. "Go ahead, I think im going to stay a bit," Tom said.

Chick · « **Reply #62 on:** August 02, 2006, 11:25:44 AM »

was that supposed to be funny?

jaejonna · « **Reply #63 on:** August 02, 2006, 11:28:37 AM »

i dont know you took it off the first time i posted it ... looks like truth is stranger than fiction huh ?

alexxx · « **Reply #64 on:** August 02, 2006, 11:31:50 AM »

Quote from: Grundle on August 02, 2006, 09:51:05 AM

Screw them! Man up and talk some smack.

We all know what you mean by manup but I can assure you Rhino is a cool cat and is not a fag, quite on the contrary so go give blow to your boyfriend Derek A!

Playboy · « **Reply #65 on:** August 02, 2006, 11:36:43 AM »

Quote from: Grundle on August 02, 2006, 08:00:22 AM

Given the fact that he's never getting out of the can (alive), I dont think Cranky Craig is gonna spare anybody. I would say Shawn Ray has the most to lose, but since its already public knowledge that he likes transvestites and let his mother go to prison for transporting his narcotics, I dont think Shawn has much left to hide.

Kamali. Thats easy. But rest assured he'll sink the ship for a lot of people just like Canseco did in baseball.

HRDCOR · « **Reply #66 on:** August 02, 2006, 07:49:43 PM »

SHITTTTTTTT I had lunch with Graig a couple of times in LA and he showed me his Probation Ankel Bracelete , hope I am in his book $:-\$

buffalo · « **Reply #67 on:** August 02, 2006, 09:14:15 PM »

Quote from: newmom on August 02, 2006, 08:55:24 AM

wtf said i am believe me farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr from perfect..i just think its a shitty thing that happend if its true is all damn

she's friends with Gregg Valentino..need I say more???

buffalo · « **Reply #68 on:** August 02, 2006, 09:18:21 PM »

Quote from: HRDCOR on August 02, 2006, 07:49:43 PM

SHITTTTTTTT I had lunch with Graig a couple of times in LA and he showed me his Probation Ankel Bracelete , hope I am in his book $:-\$

No...that's not good enough, sorry.

Craig showed that shit to every Tom, Dick & Harry he could get to slow down long enough to lift his MC Hammer style pant leg.

In order to be included in Craig's book, you will have to meet at least one of the following criteria:

Had to be involved in his sordid world of promiscuous sex and rampant drug use

had to have received at least one call in the middle of the night from Craig saying something like he was about to beat the effin' crap out of somebody.

Had to be sunker punched by Craig in a public place at least once

Had to be the wife or chick of a bodybuilder or fitness industry notable who was propositioned for a three way by Craig

Had to be someone to whom Craig owed money to...but understand that he will explain how that was all bullshit and you were just "against him and Kel for no reason"

Had to be one of the adoring, gullible, tragic fans and groupies who Craig and Kelly had floating around them to perpetuate the "industry big shot" personas

Had to be a drug dealer or someone else who was supposed to have had it out for Craig & Kelly and thereby will become the central focal point as the REAL murderer

Had to be one of the so called "backstabbing friends" that turned on Craig & Kelly after the murder........

I'm sure there's more...Shock & Awe...can you think of other criteria..LOL

HRDCOR · « **Reply #69 on:** August 02, 2006, 09:25:20 PM »

Quote

No...that's not good enough, sorry.

Craig showed that shit to every Tom, Dick & Harry he could get to slow down long enough to lift his MC Hammer style pant leg.

REALY , DAMMMMM I was realy hoping for a mention !! Oh well guess I should have brought heaps and heaps of "Es" of him when he was dealing then , maybe I would have got a mention then ?? $:-\$

The Freakshow · « **Reply #70 on:** August 02, 2006, 09:35:17 PM »

Quote from: Chick on August 02, 2006, 08:08:14 AM

Titus.

That's what I was gonna say

bigmc · « **Reply #71 on:** August 03, 2006, 02:03:10 AM »

Its hard to embarass anyone from prison will just sound like sour grapes.

He should disapear quietly the show over

djohnsen · « **Reply #72 on:** August 03, 2006, 03:54:58 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on August 03, 2006, 02:03:10 AM

Its hard to embarass anyone from prison will just sound like sour grapes.

He should disapear quietly the show over

I have to disagree. IF he has something to say about pro bodybuilding
he should say it. I think many people are afraid of what he can say.
He is in a position to tell all, he have nothing to loose.

djohnsen

gatrainer · « **Reply #73 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:04:29 AM »

yeah...but look at his character...how can his book have any creditbility. I mean..whether its true or not....its still Craig Titus talking

Hedgehog · « **Reply #74 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:09:59 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on August 02, 2006, 08:28:00 AM

Chick are there any skeletons in the closet you want to let free before Craig tell us about your escapades ??

No disrespect or anything...(I love to start disrespecting posts that way)

But Cicherillo seems way too boring to have any rock n roll history.

Wouldn't surprise me the least if his CD player ( of course he doesn't use mp3) is loaded with MC Hammer and "Too Legit To Quit".

Cicherillo is the Tom Cruise of bodybuilding. You know whatcha gonna get. But sure ain't no Philip Seymore Hoffman or David Morse.

YIP
Zack