A would you hit it discussion erupted the other week at work and drifted into the usual 'No chance! She's not up to my standards!' I shamelessly plagiarized Dave with, "Haha, bullshit! If your mates wouldn't find out about it you'd destroy that ass and you know it." There was a pause, all eyes on this guy, then...
"ok maybe"
... and there was much rejoicing. Thanks Getbig!