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Title: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: AmonRa on May 25, 2014, 09:33:24 PM
How would you tell your family member that they're fat as hell?
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: booty on May 25, 2014, 09:39:13 PM
How would you tell your family member that they're fat as hell?
"You are a fat fuck"  :D or you could try telling them that they have had too many servings of pudding lately.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: Nails on May 25, 2014, 09:40:14 PM
Hi rob Kardashian , u big fatso
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: FermiDirac on May 25, 2014, 09:41:23 PM
And they don't know that they're fat?

A delusional fatty? In that case, gl hf. Telling a delusional fatty that they are disgusting slobs of blubber will probably just induce a thermonuclear meltdown.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: TheShape. on May 25, 2014, 09:48:44 PM
"You are a fat fuck"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/VinceGirondaContestShape.jpg)
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: Primemuscle on May 25, 2014, 10:18:13 PM
How would you tell your family member that they're fat as hell?

I wouldn't. Why do you think it is your business to tell them something they already know?
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: Radical Plato on May 25, 2014, 10:33:09 PM
Couch it in terms that their BMI isn't in the healthy range, that way you are showing concern for their health and not just labelling them an obese fuck!
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: tommywishbone on May 25, 2014, 10:37:21 PM
Shoot them with a .32 and when they don't drop like a sack of soggy protein powder say something like, "Damn Sis it's a good thing you're so fucking fat. The average person would normally go down after being shot."
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: OTHstrong on May 25, 2014, 10:54:58 PM
How would you tell your family member that they're fat as hell?
tell them that you hate skinny people, then say '' good thing you are not skinny''  ;)
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 25, 2014, 10:56:31 PM
dont make it about appearance.  make it about health.  "I care about you bro, and nobody else will say it, but you're fcking fat, and you gotta fix that or you're gonna keel over."
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Post by: wolfrittner on May 25, 2014, 10:59:04 PM
tell them :you look like Uncle Junior!
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Post by: kreator on May 25, 2014, 11:28:06 PM
hurt their feelings? how old are they? if an adult person is offended by a statement like this then it's just pathetic, adults shouldn't display such weakness
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Post by: calfzilla on May 25, 2014, 11:52:02 PM
Just introduce them to Galeniko, he'll let them down easy.  :D
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Post by: Lobstah on May 26, 2014, 12:02:23 AM
"Your conditioning is a little off, and you appear to be holding some water.  Let's try a keto diet.  that's where I wire your jaw shut, and after a few days of no carbs (or anything else) your body will  start to use your fat for energy.  Highly effective.  Don't fuck it up."
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: booty on May 26, 2014, 12:13:51 AM
dont make it about appearance.  make it about health.  "I care about you bro, and nobody else will say it, but you're fcking fat, and you gotta fix that or you're gonna keel over."
This is good providing they care about their health. There are people that don't care at all about health. An example is a friend of mine. Her father died from a heart attack. He was very fit... Would walk everywhere and rode a bicycle. She gets blood work done as she's not feeling well. It comes back she has high cholesterol. The doc tells her what to eat and not eat. She said she doesn't care and won't change her diet. So there you go. She doesn't care at all.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: Henda on May 26, 2014, 12:18:55 AM
no need to preserve the feelings of a fat fuck, family or not.
they got theirselves fat through sheer greed and laziness so why the fuck should we tiptoe around the issue?
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 26, 2014, 01:03:40 AM
So how ya been?  I see you're eating well.
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Post by: DroppingPlates on May 26, 2014, 01:45:38 AM
They should care, not you...
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Post by: _bruce_ on May 26, 2014, 01:56:00 AM
"You're a chunky bunch - feeding time is over!"
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Post by: dyslexic on May 26, 2014, 02:05:43 AM
Physicians usually say something to parents about their children along the lines of "your child's triglyceride levels are high"

Boils down to the exact same thing. Your kid is fat.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: Thin Lizzy on May 26, 2014, 04:02:19 AM
They should care, not you...

This.

Change has to come from within. You can't be around to hold someone's hand 24/7.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: TEH boob on May 26, 2014, 04:19:50 AM
Shoot them with a .32 and when they don't drop like a sack of soggy protein powder say something like, "Damn Sis it's a good thing you're so fucking fat. The average person would normally go down after being shot."

Use this method
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: irishdave on May 26, 2014, 06:19:01 AM
Stop being a pussy and tell them they're a "fat fucking orca whale and need to fucking get on that fucking treadmill" or you're gonna euthanize them
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: wes on May 26, 2014, 06:34:05 AM
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Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: the trainer on May 26, 2014, 06:42:30 AM
I wouldn't. Why do you think it is your business to tell them something they already know?

You are wrong I know plenty of fat people who think that they are not fat, they say stupid shit like I am a big bone person or as this fatfuck at the gym keeps saying that he has thick skin that is why you cant see his muscles.
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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on May 26, 2014, 06:45:24 AM
Tell them that fat peoples lack of discipline is disgusting
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Post by: pedro01 on May 26, 2014, 08:03:18 AM
As far as I know, fat people don't have feelings.

But if it's a concern, I would suggest softening the blow with some cake & ice cream.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: Lustral on May 26, 2014, 08:26:47 AM
As far as I know, fat people don't have feelings.

But if it's a concern, I would suggest softening the blow with some cake & ice cream.

They feel hungry, they feel the suffocating pinch of their waistband, the feel warm in winter...
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 26, 2014, 10:04:02 AM
Merry Xmas.  It's a lap band.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: Primemuscle on May 26, 2014, 01:00:49 PM
You are wrong I know plenty of fat people who think that they are not fat, they say stupid shit like I am a big bone person or as this fatfuck at the gym keeps saying that he has thick skin that is why you cant see his muscles.

They are lying to themselves and others. It's a defense mechanism. I still say that it is not someone's place to tell another person they are fat, even when asked. 
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on May 26, 2014, 01:12:06 PM
Telling people obvious things are a sign low IQ and possibly signs of a mental illness...
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: King Shizzo on May 26, 2014, 01:16:26 PM
I usually get pushed to the center of a crowded room, and someone says: "Do you really want to look like this guy?"

Its like scared straight.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: Simple Simon on May 26, 2014, 01:20:28 PM
I usually get pushed to the center of a crowded room, and someone says: "Do you really want to look like this guy?"

Its like scared straight.

You mix with a lot of strong individuals.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: Thin Lizzy on May 26, 2014, 02:19:36 PM
They are lying to themselves and others. It's a defense mechanism. I still say that it is not someone's place to tell another person they are fat, even when asked. 

The problem is that they're always going on about their diets, goading you into calling BS. It's as though they want the abuse.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: Waller on May 26, 2014, 02:39:22 PM
Don't sugar coat it. They'll only eat it
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: dr.chimps on May 26, 2014, 02:44:54 PM
Merry Xmas.  It's a lap band.
'How did you know?'   
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: King Shizzo on May 26, 2014, 02:48:46 PM
I know this may sound stupid, but it is healthy to carry a little bodyfat. We are mammals afterall.

The immune system is probably at it's weakest below 10% bodyfat.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: booty on May 26, 2014, 02:52:36 PM
I know this may sound stupid, but it is healthy to carry a little bodyfat. We are mammals afterall.

The immune system is probably at it's weakest below 10% bodyfat.
We are no longer cavemen so we don't need any extra padding.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: King Shizzo on May 26, 2014, 02:58:26 PM
We are no longer cavemen so we don't need any extra padding.
That still does not account for the immune system. Being at a low bodyfat% puts a strain on the body. I would bet that people at 6% bodyfat, are more likely to get sick (and more often) then someone who is at 15% bodyfat. (Knock on wood) I rarely get sick, but I can remember getting a few doozies when I was at my leanest.

When you are hardcore weight training/dieting, your body is getting abused on all fronts.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: A Righteous Sort on May 26, 2014, 03:20:33 PM
Don't say anything.

Walk up with a pair of calipers and grab a slab of fat and pinch it with the calipers.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: booty on May 26, 2014, 03:21:25 PM
That still does not account for the immune system. Being at a low bodyfat% puts a strain on the body. I would bet that people at 6% bodyfat, are more likely to get sick (and more often) then someone who is at 15% bodyfat. (Knock on wood) I rarely get sick, but I can remember getting a few doozies when I was at my leanest.

When you are hardcore weight training/dieting, your body is getting abused on all fronts.
It comes down to having a good nutritional diet which supplies your body with adequate vitamins and nutrients. Most obese people eat the wrong kinds of foods and too much of them. They are abusing their body and would have a crappier immune system that someone who eats good healthy foods  and is lean.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 26, 2014, 03:21:38 PM
That still does not account for the immune system. Being at a low bodyfat% puts a strain on the body. I would bet that people at 6% bodyfat, are more likely to get sick (and more often) then someone who is at 15% bodyfat. (Knock on wood) I rarely get sick, but I can remember getting a few doozies when I was at my leanest.

When you are hardcore weight training/dieting, your body is getting abused on all fronts.

Agree, but keep it at least around 10-12%
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: the trainer on May 26, 2014, 03:22:29 PM
I know this may sound stupid, but it is healthy to carry a little bodyfat. We are mammals afterall.

The immune system is probably at it's weakest below 10% bodyfat.

Dude you are at 50 percent bodyfat your organs are fucked so you should not be talking.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: LittleJ on May 26, 2014, 03:28:19 PM
Shizzo isn't all that fat.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: King Shizzo on May 26, 2014, 03:30:07 PM
It comes down to having a good nutritional diet which supplies your body with adequate vitamins and nutrients. Most obese people eat the wrong kinds of foods and too much of them. They are abusing their body and would have a crappier immune system that someone who eats good healthy foods  and is lean.
I was not talking about obese people Booty. Believe it or not, being in the single digits is extreme. It really is not healthy.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: booty on May 26, 2014, 03:38:15 PM
I was not talking about obese people Booty. Believe it or not, being in the single digits is extreme. It really is not healthy.
it depends on the person. I disagree with you. Studies show that people who eat less are healthier and live longer. I see plenty of elderly active people who are lean walking their dogs at 6am.
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Post by: A Righteous Sort on May 26, 2014, 03:40:54 PM
I was not talking about obese people Booty. Believe it or not, being in the single digits is extreme. It really is not healthy.

Eating small amounts of food and being thin is shown to tremendously boost natural growth hormone levels.

Booty is correct.

Also, are you implying that you are 15 pct bodyfat?
50 percent more likely
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: wes on May 26, 2014, 03:42:21 PM
I know this may sound stupid, but it is healthy to carry a little bodyfat. We are mammals afterall.

The immune system is probably at it's weakest below 10% bodyfat.
Safety Fat Of Peace
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: King Shizzo on May 26, 2014, 03:48:39 PM
Eating small amounts of food and being thin is shown to tremendously boost natural growth hormone levels.

Booty is correct.

Also, are you implying that you are 15 pct bodyfat?
50 percent more likely
What does growth hormone have to do with the immune system? I never implied that I was 15%.

I am telling you that I cannot remember the last time I was sick. I am suggesting that people that are under 10% bodyfat, get sick far more often than I do. It's not natural to be that lean.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: booty on May 26, 2014, 04:20:13 PM
What does growth hormone have to do with the immune system? I never implied that I was 15%.

I am telling you that I cannot remember the last time I was sick. I am suggesting that people that are under 10% bodyfat, get sick far more often than I do. It's not natural to be that lean.
Hormones are really important to ones health. Speaking of not getting sick.... You are preserved in alcohol and you have bitch tits so obviously have too much estrogen.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: Lustral on May 26, 2014, 04:23:00 PM
I bet good money I drink more than Shizzo and look nothing like him. Took a selfie few mins ago to shit on Junior but he didn't reply. This is me at my fattest for 2 years. Yes, forehead of peace.

(http://i.imgur.com/XNAnIPF.jpg)
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: King Shizzo on May 26, 2014, 04:24:53 PM
Hormones are really important to ones health. Speaking of not getting sick.... You are preserved in alcohol and you have bitch tits so obviously have too much estrogen.
Lol!!! What did that insult have to do with the conversation?  Do you see how you get hated on now?

You are an opportunist Booty. You think you have enough support to hate on people now.

I was having an adult conversation.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: King Shizzo on May 26, 2014, 04:27:09 PM
I bet good money I drink more than Shizzo and look nothing like him. Took a selfie few mins ago to shit on Junior but he didn't reply. This is me at my fattest for 2 years. Yes, forehead of peace.

(http://i.imgur.com/XNAnIPF.jpg)
But you take steriods right? Besides that lower chin area screams down syndrome. Abs look like a rack of hotdogs rotating on a machine in a Circle K.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: booty on May 26, 2014, 04:31:20 PM
Lol!!! What did that insult have to do with the conversation?  Do you see how you get hated on now?

You are an opportunist Booty. You think you have enough support to hate on people now.

I was having an adult conversation.
Its not an insult. I am being brutally honest with you. You need to get off the couch and clean up your diet and get moving. You have breasts and that shows your hormones are out of balance. Would also explain your whiny little estrogenic bitchy personality.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: King Shizzo on May 26, 2014, 04:33:52 PM
Its not an insult. I am being brutally honest with you. You need to get off the couch and clean up your diet and get moving. You have breasts and that shows your hormones are out of balance. Would also explain your whiny little estrogenic bitchy personality.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: King Shizzo on May 26, 2014, 04:35:19 PM
Booty, your insults do not hide the fact that you are stupid.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: Lustral on May 26, 2014, 04:35:35 PM
But you take steriods right? Besides that lower chin area screams down syndrome. Abs look like a rack of hotdogs rotating on a machine in a Circle K.

 ;D

I have 2 degrees and a Master's degree and got a scholarship to uni, pretty hard to be a downer. I take 250mg per week test now, face still looks like a gopher  :-\

I like you as a poster, funny and always willing to antagonise. My point was moreso people gotta stop laying on you for vodka intake. Not gonna argue with your critique.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: King Shizzo on May 26, 2014, 04:37:23 PM
;D

I have 2 degrees and a Master's degree and got a scholarship to uni, pretty hard to be a downer. I take 250mg per week test now, face still looks like a gopher  :-\

I like you as a poster, funny and always willing to antagonise. My point was moreso people gotta stop laying on you for vodka intake. Not gonna argue with your critique.
Lol!! That's the way it should be. Just good info with jokes mixed in. You are a good sport.
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Post by: B_B_C on May 26, 2014, 04:47:55 PM
;D

I have 2 degrees and a Master's degree and got a scholarship to uni, pretty hard to be a downer. I take 250mg per week test now, face still looks like a gopher  :-\


obviously the education didn't work
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 26, 2014, 05:00:11 PM
Booty, your insults do not hide the fact that you are stupid.

Weak reply, she's right and you know that.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: King Shizzo on May 26, 2014, 05:01:32 PM
Weak reply, she's right and you know that.
Right about what? Do you think she is in shape?
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: Lustral on May 26, 2014, 05:02:51 PM
obviously the education didn't work

Says the guy whose name is premised on the stereotype of black people having big dicks. I'll take being a barrister over that thank you.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: booty on May 26, 2014, 05:04:44 PM
Right about what? Do you think she is in shape?
i am in shape and I exercise everyday. Humans were designed to be active.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: King Shizzo on May 26, 2014, 05:07:37 PM
i am in shape and I exercise everyday. Humans were designed to be active.
I end my discussion with you. You are just an outlet for pleasure.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 26, 2014, 05:11:42 PM
I end my discussion with you. You are just an outlet for pleasure.

Which is understandable; you have no arguments, so you make it a personal thing.
As for your question, I can only imagine Booties shape :P
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: King Shizzo on May 26, 2014, 05:18:14 PM
Which is understandable; you have no arguments, so you make it a personal thing.
As for your question, I can only imagine Booties shape :P
Shouldnt you be adding quotes to the "best of 2013-2014 " thread?

Nobody gives a shit about that thread except for you and Fitness Frenzy.

Here is a plan: let other people add to that thread.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: The Scott on May 26, 2014, 05:31:32 PM
How would you tell your family member that they're fat as hell?

I told one of mine that I wanted her to be around for years to come, not "round" for years to come. 
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 26, 2014, 05:37:30 PM
okay, I know...

Be super hot around their woman.

Take off your shirt and be all sexy around their chick.  They'll have a sudden motivation to either stab you with an ice pick, or start cardio/diet.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: Lustral on May 26, 2014, 05:38:39 PM
okay, I know...

Be super hot around their woman.

Take off your shirt and be all sexy around their chick.  They'll have a sudden motivation to either stab you with an ice pick, or start cardio/diet.

That explains Halo's "acne" on his chest. Just stab marks.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: A Righteous Sort on May 26, 2014, 06:17:01 PM
Its not an insult. I am being brutally honest with you. You need to get off the couch and clean up your diet and get moving. You have breasts and that shows your hormones are out of balance. Would also explain your whiny little estrogenic bitchy personality.

LOL

Booty holding her own with the men.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: Danimal77 on May 26, 2014, 06:49:02 PM
How would you tell your family member that they're fat as hell?

Why would you be worried about hurting their feelings? Is it a chick you're talking, or a guy? If the former, she already knows she's fat. She needs to hear it. If it's the latter, he already knows he's fat. He needs to be bitch slapped hard.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: DroppingPlates on May 27, 2014, 02:43:42 AM
Shouldnt you be adding quotes to the "best of 2013-2014 " thread?

Nobody gives a shit about that thread except for you and Fitness Frenzy.

Here is a plan: let other people add to that thread.

Don't hate on us, the problem is that you don't pay us enough.
Title: Re: How To Tell Somebody That They're Fat Without Hurting Their Feelings?
Post by: Primemuscle on May 27, 2014, 10:28:30 PM
Its not an insult. I am being brutally honest with you. You need to get off the couch and clean up your diet and get moving. You have breasts and that shows your hormones are out of balance. Would also explain your whiny little estrogenic bitchy personality.

Ouch!