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I'll bet most of you have said some retarded things in the name of passion for a girl.
I sure have, so I'll start with a real doozy.
Back story - We just did the deed for the first time and in post coital bliss she asked if I enjoyed it.
Without thinking much, I just blurted out this gem:
" Your pussy is as tight as most girls' assholes...but it smells better" :o
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Wanna fuck?
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Hi- I'm Howard and I'd make a great husband.
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I'll bet most of you have said some retarded things in the name of passion for a girl.
I sure have, so I'll start with a real doozy.
Back story - We just did the deed for the first time and in post coital bliss she asked if I enjoyed it.
Without thinking much, I just blurted out this gem:
" Your pussy is as tight as most girls' assholes...but it smells better" :o
It was a post-op?
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It was a post-op?
"her" name was Shizzo and it was pre-op.
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Anything that AHalo said....
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Howard’s story should be funny right?
I read it and think I should laugh but I stare at the screen with a blank look on my face.
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It’s not gonna suck itself.
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Howard’s story should be funny right?
I read it and think I should laugh but I stare at the screen with a blank look on my face.
I also stared at the screen with a bhank look on my face as well
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I'll bet most of you have said some retarded things in the name of passion for a girl.
I sure have, so I'll start with a real doozy.
Back story - We just did the deed for the first time and in post coital bliss she asked if I enjoyed it.
Without thinking much, I just blurted out this gem:
" Your pussy is as tight as most girls' assholes...but it smells better" :o
Lord Have Mercy
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I lifted this line from Rodney Dangerfield in the movie back to school. Whenever you see a woman checking herself out in the mirror or a pane of glass, just say “You’re perfect.” It works every time.
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Lord Have Mercy
What 8/8 of my ex-wives said on our wedding night ;)
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Howard’s story should be funny right?
I read it and think I should laugh but I stare at the screen with a blank look on my face.
Get Big official "Howard" related code of conduct .
" He could be screwing a supermodel and it would still suck...because Howard was doing it"
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Get Big official "Howard" related code of conduct .
" He could be screwing a supermodel and it would still suck...because Howard was doing it"
I want to cut Primepedo’s head off with a dull chainsaw and beat you to fucking death with the empty fucking skull.
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I want to cut Primepedo’s head off with a dull chainsaw and beat you to fucking death with the empty fucking skull.
Before or after your bucket donation? ;)
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"why dont me and you get uh, nipple to nipple" or, "damn girl your breath smells like mine"
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Wanna fuck?
I used this line the summer after I graduated HS. She said no. I said come on. She said no again. I said you know you do. That's why your here. I proceeded to help myself to her monster mammies and the rest is history. I fucked her in my brothers bed. LOL. Just so I could tell him that I did.
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"Does this smell infected"
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"Does this smell infected"
Do you bend over when you ask them that
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After I finish I'll stand up with a slightly disappointed look on my face and say......."I give it a six" Then I walk out to the kitchen. If she presses me then I'll say '"Hey look, some people are better at sex than others, you have a lot of other talents, you got nothing to be ashamed of, don't even worry about it"
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A guy that told me this story. He came in a girl's mouth and said, " I didn't cum yet. That's just pus from my gonorrhea"
Holy shit dude. lol.
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After I finish I'll stand up with a slightly disappointed look on my face and say......."I give it a six" Then I walk out to the kitchen. If she presses me then I'll say '"Hey look, some people are better at sex than others, you have a lot of other talents, you got nothing to be ashamed of, don't even worry about it"
THat's right up there with these epic panty dropping lines:
1. You look fatter with your clothes off.
2. You're pretty but your ass smells bad.
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THat's right up there with these epic panty dropping lines:
1. You look fatter with your clothes off.
2. You're pretty but your ass smells bad.
Yes. Women don't wan't compliments. You have to knock them down a peg or else they don't respect you.
They mistake kindness for weakness.
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Yes. Women don't wan't compliments. You have to knock them down a peg or else they don't respect you.
They mistake kindness for weakness.
Never compliment a woman = never get laid ( *unless it's a whore house) ;)
Most girls like the 3 C's : chocolate , cunninglingus and compliments
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Never compliment a woman = never get laid ( *unless it's a whore house) ;)
Most girls like the 3 C's : chocolate , cunninglingus and compliments
I don't give any of those 3 things. lol. I'm serious. In my experience the worse you treat them (up to a point) the better off you are.
If you treat them like a celebrity, they'll treat you like a fan. That's a quote from somebody, and I agree with it 100%.
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I don't give any of those 3 things. lol. I'm serious. In my experience the worse you treat them (up to a point) the better off you are.
If you treat them like a celebrity, they'll treat you like a fan. That's a quote from somebody, and I agree with it 100%.
I was being goofy and "flip" but after your reply I figured it was time for a more serious reply.
Believe it or NOT, as a young buck, I was a believer in the "treat 'em like crap" philosophy.
Yes, I was lucky and got laid . But, I was being a selfish asshole.
I think many younger guys confuse "kissing her ass" with "losing your own values and self respect".
The most important thing is maintaining reasonable "personal boundaries".
A loving, mature , functional relationship will result in BOTH people feeling better.
I've dated a few selfish babes and for them , a compliment was taken as an excuse to "use me".
LOL, just because I said she was pretty, didn't cause me to spend my last dime on her.
A few balked and got upset when I refused to go along with some irrational demand .
Most became puzzled that I still treated them well without catering to her every whim.
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Generally speaking, this is what has worked for me but to each their own. I don't chase bitches and I don't cater to them. They few times I did, it bit me in the ass royally.
I don't need them and they can tell. The less interested I am, the more interest they have in me. When I don't care if they leave, the longer they stay.
I don't like this but I'm just accepting how women's minds work.
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Holy shit dude. lol.
Good reminder to myself to never post under the influence of alcohol.