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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2014, 08:52:32 AM »
Made filet mignon and greek salad for the wife. Had a nice bottle of white (I know...no one drinks white with steak...she does and it's her night).

Then watched three episodes of Sons of Anarchy season 2, had a couple more beers.

Then did what married couples do on valentines day.

Have sex for the first time all year?  :-[

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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2014, 08:53:48 AM »
What type of art

modern art. It was decent most of it, but of course now Tito24 level art.

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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2014, 08:57:51 AM »
modern art. It was decent most of it, but of course now Tito24 level art.

I generally like modern art. But there will be those exhibits where you're like..wtf. one that I saw a few months ago, the art in the exhibit was paper with holes punched into it with variations of strings on paper. Stuff you learned in middle school art class

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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2014, 10:04:11 AM »
No details, never ever acknoledged valentines day but fucking worse valentines day ever.

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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2014, 10:10:28 AM »
No details, never ever acknoledged valentines day but fucking worse valentines day ever.

Wut

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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #30 on: February 15, 2014, 10:12:09 AM »
Have sex for the first time all year?  :-[

No, silly. We went to sleep. The kids get up early in the morning and we need our rest.

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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #31 on: February 15, 2014, 10:17:40 AM »
Yes, today is the 11th anniversary of leaving my ex-wife.

which one? sometimes I get you and Howard mixed up  :-\
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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #32 on: February 15, 2014, 11:35:51 AM »

I don't like the expectations set with holidays. And it's hurtful to the people who don't have anyone to celebrate with...seems like you're included in the demographic.

I'd rather just make normal days special. No need for holidays

It's complicated.  :-\

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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #33 on: February 15, 2014, 11:42:36 AM »
which one? sometimes I get you and Howard mixed up  :-\

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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #34 on: February 15, 2014, 12:51:53 PM »
Wut
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Must have phrased it wrong.
Basicly what tapeworm said
fuck valentines day.

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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #35 on: February 15, 2014, 02:19:06 PM »
Went out with friends, came back home drunk with a girl I just met, fucking skank bled all over my bed, went to buy new sheets today, been feeling disgusted at myself all day.
Fuck Valentine's day

That's awesome though.   

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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #36 on: February 15, 2014, 02:45:12 PM »
Went out with friends, came back home drunk with a girl I just met, fucking skank bled all over my bed, went to buy new sheets today, been feeling disgusted at myself all day.
Fuck Valentine's day

No I feel your pain man. I DO not fuck around with bloody boxes. Shit grosses me right the fuck out. I dont try and wash my sheets after either. I replace every piece that was contaminated with her filth.


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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #37 on: February 15, 2014, 07:08:41 PM »
Dumbass "holiday".

Money grab, 100 percent.

Romance =  ::)

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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #38 on: February 15, 2014, 07:26:50 PM »
Took a great shit this morning

Masturbated ate a big bag of dorito's, was gonna go out for more food but instead masturbated furiously once again.

pics?

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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #39 on: February 15, 2014, 07:41:54 PM »
No I feel your pain man. I DO not fuck around with bloody boxes. Shit grosses me right the fuck out. I dont try and wash my sheets after either. I replace every piece that was contaminated with her filth.



How old are you? 14?

We fucking bleed. Get over it.

Only a child gets the heebee jeebees from a womans menstrual cycle for fuck sakes.  ::)

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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #40 on: February 15, 2014, 07:49:38 PM »
How old are you? 14?

We fucking bleed. Get over it.

Only a child gets the heebee jeebees from a womans menstrual cycle for fuck sakes.  ::)

> Implying you're a woman

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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #41 on: February 15, 2014, 10:07:49 PM »
How old are you? 14?

We fucking bleed. Get over it.

Only a child gets the heebee jeebees from a womans menstrual cycle for fuck sakes.  ::)
I think the heebee jeebees is from having his bed linen covered in menstrual blood, not the fact women menstruate monthly.  I am sure you are comfortable with sleeping in your own menstrual blood like an animal, some of us are not.
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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #42 on: February 15, 2014, 10:23:05 PM »
How old are you? 14?

We fucking bleed. Get over it.

Only a child gets the heebee jeebees from a womans menstrual cycle for fuck sakes.  ::)

What I was gonna say! Really. Sometimes I'm horny when I'm bleeding. It would suck to be denied.

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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #43 on: February 16, 2014, 01:26:40 AM »
What I was gonna say! Really. Sometimes I'm horny when I'm bleeding. It would suck to be denied.

Fuck yes.

That's 20 - 25% of the time. If I have someone to fuck I don't want to be without a quarter of my days.

Blood on sheets is not nice.....but you can always purchase new ones or clean them depending on how the stain has set.

And if you know your lady is on her menstrual cycle you just put a dark towel down on the bed.

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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #44 on: February 16, 2014, 02:32:48 AM »

Ain't doing it, sorry, dildo time for you 25% of the time then, and poker week with the boys for me, you can call me when it's all over.


Whatever......there's many other fishies that are willing AND enjoy it simply because I enjoy it.

Do you guys realize how nice it feels for us at that time?

Real men do.  8)

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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #45 on: February 16, 2014, 03:36:36 AM »
Lol at thread turning about sex on rag week.
Personally when full of test waiting a week is out the question, quick shower after and your good to go. The worst part of rag week is not being able to eat her out before sex. But rest is fine.

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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #46 on: February 16, 2014, 04:12:50 AM »
Listen close to this fucksluts,, I actually fucked the whore at the bar in the backstore and I saw some blood on the D before taking her back home, but then specifically asked her if she was on period and no was the answer, So I convinced myself it was just some leftovers and that a clean shower would set it just right...

Then after I meticulously cleaned her everywhere with emphasis on vagina and asshole, there is my bed. Then the whore sucked me again, then I actually ate that whore out (TEAM eating the pussy out of whores, represent). Then I did my things and came wherever I wanted.

In conclusion that whore was on her damn period and lied to me. And doing so makes me srlsy want to see what your head all looks like on a stick. So please stop before I find out. THANKS



Great story.

Maybe she wasn't aware....just starting it perhaps.

Regardless this isn't the norm with classy mature women. You should look into them.

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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #47 on: February 16, 2014, 05:47:42 AM »
Whatever......there's many other fishies that are willing AND enjoy it simply because I enjoy it.

Do you guys realize how nice it feels for us at that time?

Real men do.  8)


Dont care at all.

I was given advice to just take girls that are raggin' into the shower.

All fine and dandy until I noticed a clot inbetween my toes.

NEVER AGAIN

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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #48 on: February 16, 2014, 05:52:01 AM »
You guys are such pussies.  ::)


A little bit of blood and you're whining like a fucking baby.


Try bleeding from your most intimate area non stop for 6 days.


Without our cycles the human race would cease to exist. So show some fucking respect towards mother nature.

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Re: any good Valentine's day stories?
« Reply #49 on: February 16, 2014, 06:13:37 AM »
You guys are such pussies.  ::)


A little bit of blood and you're whining like a fucking baby.


Try bleeding from your most intimate area non stop for 6 days.


Without our cycles the human race would cease to exist. So show some fucking respect towards mother nature.

mother nature can go fuck herself.

besides. its womena fault. they commited original sin.