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Title: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Army of One on July 19, 2012, 01:46:47 AM
Getting panned by reviewers, then again I didnt think much of the 2nd one either, first is the best imho.Any getbiggers going to watch this in their home cinema?
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: G_Thang on July 19, 2012, 01:56:17 AM
Reviewers only give 5-stars to movies like "The Piano" and "The Accidental Tourist".  Batman III looks as good as I and II, definitely better than Thor, Green Lamp, Fan 4  and Avengers.  Hope this helps.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: BigCyp on July 19, 2012, 02:35:18 AM
Reviewers only give 5-stars to movies like "The Piano" and "The Accidental Tourist".  Batman III looks as good as I and II, definitely better than Thor, Green Lamp, Fan 4  and Avengers.  Hope this helps.

Are you suggesting that film critics would rather watch an emaciated jew trying to open a can of gherkins with a stone in WW2?
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Raymondo on July 19, 2012, 02:36:31 AM
Getting panned by reviewers, then again I didnt think much of the 2nd one either, first is the best imho.Any getbiggers going to watch this in their home cinema?

I read it's quite good. I've got a ticket to go see it tomorrow.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: BigCyp on July 19, 2012, 02:43:34 AM
I read it's quite good. I've got a ticket to go see it tomorrow.


I ordered the box office of batman begins on the first night of my honeymoon while my wife (we had not had any sexual contact before marriage) was in the bathroom getting ready.

I then ate her vagina furiously and had sex for about 2 hours and wasted £2.50 on box office  >:( ;D
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Raymondo on July 19, 2012, 02:49:58 AM
I ordered the box office of batman begins on the first night of my honeymoon while my wife (we had not had any sexual contact before marriage) was in the bathroom getting ready.

I then ate her vagina furiously and had sex for about 2 hours and wasted £2.50 on box office  >:( ;D

 ??? ???
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: BigCyp on July 19, 2012, 02:56:38 AM
??? ???

We're both christians (but not the hyprocrital kind) strongly believe that marriage is an institution from God Himself, and sex is something that is only for married couples  ;D :D
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Tapeworm on July 19, 2012, 02:58:23 AM
Reviewers only give 5-stars to movies like "The Piano" and "The Accidental Tourist".  Batman III looks as good as I and II, definitely better than Thor, Green Lamp, Fan 4  and Avengers.  Hope this helps.

Good movies.  I'd give Holly Hunter my Harvey Keitel and would put the William Hurt on Vageena Davis any day.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Raymondo on July 19, 2012, 03:05:19 AM
We're both christians (but not the hyprocrital kind) strongly believe that marriage is an institution from God Himself, and sex is something that is only for married couples  ;D :D

Well, knock me down with a feather!
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Army of One on July 19, 2012, 03:09:52 AM
We're both christians (but not the hyprocrital kind) strongly believe that marriage is an institution from God Himself, and sex is something that is only for married couples  ;D :D

is my sarcasm meter not working or is this a serious reply?
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: JasonH on July 19, 2012, 04:05:27 AM
We're both christians (but not the hyprocrital kind) strongly believe that marriage is an institution from God Himself, and sex is something that is only for married couples  ;D :D

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Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 19, 2012, 04:09:39 AM
We're both christians (but not the hyprocrital kind) strongly believe that marriage is an institution from God Himself, and sex is something that is only for married couples  ;D :D

Are you from Cyprus or something?
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: BigCyp on July 19, 2012, 04:12:05 AM
is my sarcasm meter not working or is this a serious reply?

No i'm being totally serious!

Your mom was the only person i've strayed off the path with
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: BigCyp on July 19, 2012, 04:12:47 AM
Are you from Cyprus or something?

We have a winner!!!!

The Bigcyp username mystery has finally been unveiled  ;D
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Army of One on July 19, 2012, 04:40:25 AM
No i'm being totally serious!


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Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: The_Punisher on July 19, 2012, 05:32:11 AM
the shittiest thing to do is to have Batman killed as some people said might happen in that movie.....who the fuck would want Batman dead.....well, unless you're Bane...... ;D.....if this is the last installment, it better don't suck, you don't kill a super hero just because......I like the 1st batman and I love the second one.....for some reason, I'm not feeling this one yet
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 19, 2012, 05:38:20 AM
we had not had any sexual contact before marriage

If this is not clarified as a joke, I predict a great future for this "quote" in the same league as Uberman's and the Candizzle bicycle pic.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Army of One on July 19, 2012, 05:43:49 AM
If this is not clarified as a joke, I predict a great future for this "quote" in the same league as Uberman's and the Candizzle bicycle pic.

agreed, clarification is needed
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 19, 2012, 05:46:35 AM
agreed, clarification is needed

But shows the power of such a statement. Now this thread will need a good other 3 pages to see the word "Batman" appear again (I'm giving myself a free pass here)..
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: galain on July 19, 2012, 05:48:43 AM
I've heard it's been getting mainly good reviews.

I wasn't a huge fan of the second one although I can see why a lot of people loved it. To me - you could have taken Batman out of the film entirely, replaced him with some non Batman (but super moral) dude and it would have been the same film.

I liked Nolans first one a lot. Hope this one doesn't disappoint.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Army of One on July 19, 2012, 06:34:47 AM
Am I the only one who lol'd at this? So random, yet a-propos. BigCyp mastering the art.

He probably still lost his virginity before BigCyp though   ;D
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: BIG_STI on July 19, 2012, 06:37:17 AM
Where are all these bad reviews? Gets 87% on rotten tomatoes. 
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 19, 2012, 06:40:23 AM
I think the addition of cat woman makes it super gay.  A storyline that is not needed.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Army of One on July 19, 2012, 06:40:31 AM
Where are all these bad reviews? Gets 87% on rotten tomatoes. 

One of many now coming out, apparently fans are going as far as to issue death threats to the reviewers who dont like it

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/reviews/article-2175665/The-Dark-Knight-Rises-review-Ridiculous-villians-bombastic-effects-dialogue-I-barely-make-out.html
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: JasonH on July 19, 2012, 06:45:03 AM
Guys, can we stop talking about Batman and go back to clarifying BigCyps sex life?
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Raymondo on July 19, 2012, 06:46:46 AM
One of many now coming out, apparently fans are going as far as to issue death threats to the reviewers who dont like it

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/reviews/article-2175665/The-Dark-Knight-Rises-review-Ridiculous-villians-bombastic-effects-dialogue-I-barely-make-out.html

But that's from the daily fail and written by a man named "Tookey"  ::)
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Army of One on July 19, 2012, 06:47:25 AM
Guys, can we stop talking about Batman and go back to clarifying BigCyps sex life?

Are you suggesting "Big"Cyp was slated to play the role of The 40yr Old virgin, but kept cumming on sight of a woman on set, JasonH?
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on July 19, 2012, 07:43:43 AM
Are you suggesting "Big"Cyp was slated to play the role of The 40yr Old virgin, but kept cumming on sight of a woman on set, JasonH?

Big Cyp is probably telling the truith. My brother in law is Greek. In Greece they are very strict about sex before marrage and greek women being virgins till they marry.

One other thing about Greek men is that it is very common for them to relieve their sexual urges with other men, in other words temporary homosexuality is 99% common.  This has been part of Greek culture for years with anciant greek men all having a boy to play with. This is called pederasty.
read all about it here:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Greek_Homosexuality

I'm not suggesting Big Cyp is like the other 99% of Greeks.

Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Army of One on July 19, 2012, 07:51:23 AM
Big Cyp is probably telling the truith. My brother in law is Greek. In Greece they are very strict about sex before marrage and greek women being virgins till they marry.

One other thing about Greek men is that it is very common for them to relieve their sexual urges with other men, in other words temporary homosexuality is 99% common.  This has been part of Greek culture for years with anciant greek men all having a boy to play with. This is called pederasty.
read all about it here:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Greek_Homosexuality

I'm not suggesting Big Cyp is like the other 99% of Greeks.



Are you implying that BigCyp has been seen down the Blue Oyster Bar in his leather assless chaps on Wednesdays, Saturdays, Tuesdays,Thursdays, Sundays, Fridays and Mondays?


Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: bike nut on July 19, 2012, 07:51:53 AM
is my sarcasm meter not working or is this a serious reply?

He is saying he and his wife did not have pre-marital sex "together". So he's not counting her 200 previous boyfriends or his 200 previous boyfriends.    ;D
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on July 19, 2012, 07:57:26 AM
He is saying he and his wife did not have pre-marital sex "together". So he's not counting her 200 previous boyfriends or his 200 previous boyfriends.    ;D

I don't think its funny to insult the beliefs and culture of a once proud country. Pederasty is just another part of the life of a Greek man. I believe the norm is for 10 homosexual partners on average, not 100 so please don't be disrespecting.

And I dont believe the Blue oyster in Cyprus is open on a Tuesday.  :D
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Nails on July 19, 2012, 08:02:47 AM
I liked part 2 better the 1

From the previews , movie looks so so, just have to wait and see it myself, I never listen to reviews or friend reviews either , I'll judge it for myself  ;D
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Purge_WTF on July 19, 2012, 08:13:53 AM
I think the addition of cat woman makes it super gay.  A storyline that is not needed.

  Adding Anne Hathaway to anything is hardly gay.  ;D
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Stark on July 19, 2012, 08:14:24 AM
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Nails on July 19, 2012, 08:23:58 AM
Catwoman is in this movie?!? Oh man! Yea this one will be shit,

The worst part of the dark night 2 , was that mutt face looking wilder beast maggie gyllenhaal

Yea, the richest guy in the world and a batchlor wants to get with this And settle down with her ::)


If only Lee Priest was around to take a big steamy shit on her face to make her look prettier




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Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Tito24 on July 19, 2012, 08:25:01 AM
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Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Raymondo on July 19, 2012, 08:28:54 AM
I don't think its funny to insult the beliefs and culture of a once proud country. Pederasty is just another part of the life of a Greek man. I believe the norm is for 10 homosexual partners on average, not 100 so please don't be disrespecting.

And I dont believe the Blue oyster in Cyprus is open on a Tuesday.  :D


hahaha this thread is brutal

out of respect for BigCyp (he's made me laugh many a time) I will refrain from tearing him a gigantic arsehole by exploiting the fact of him being a jesus freak ;D

Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 19, 2012, 08:32:33 AM
I really hope this review of The Dark Knight Rises isn't true.  I was looking forward to watching the movie.

Strangely enough, the folks (critics and audience feedback) at rotten tomatoes gave it great reviews (87%/93%).

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Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: BigCyp on July 19, 2012, 08:40:59 AM
Hahaha this why I fkn love getbig - you guys are killing me  ;D

1. Don't worry I lost my virginity when I was 14 by banging my friends older sister (16) on the fold-up pool table in my garage, and then having to cut a section of the cloth out where I couldnt wash off the blood spot oh brother (good times though)

2. It was something myself and my wife decided to do when we were dating/got engaged - had both been with various partners during our teens/20's and wanted to make it something to remember. (The feeling I had when I busted all over her on the wedding night was ridiculously good hahaha)

3. I think what you are all trying to say, is that when the Turkish Forces invaded northern cyprus, instead of taking my family, olives, and donkeys and running like the rest of the greeks to the south, I laid on the highway, cleverley disguising myself as a public prayer mat, to guarantee at least 5 turkish tea bags before sundown, and ensured that my mouth was facing away from mecca to secure maximum tongue to bumhole leverage.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Raymondo on July 19, 2012, 08:50:42 AM
I really hope this review of The Dark Knight Rises isn't true.  I was looking forward to watching the movie.

Strangely enough, the folks (critics and audience feedback) at rotten tomatoes gave it great reviews (87%/93%).

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Roger Ebert says it's not as good as the previous one  >:(
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Nails on July 19, 2012, 08:54:12 AM
The SUPERMAN trailer will be released tomorrow before the Dark Night movie at the theaters


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Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: bike nut on July 19, 2012, 09:00:54 AM
I don't think its funny to insult the beliefs and culture of a once proud country. Pederasty is just another part of the life of a Greek man. I believe the norm is for 10 homosexual partners on average, not 100 so please don't be disrespecting.

And I dont believe the Blue oyster in Cyprus is open on a Tuesday.  :D


Please revise my previous post to 199 and 199, so that Big Al can sleep at night (while innocent young Greek boys get "Sanduskied").
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Tito24 on July 19, 2012, 09:11:54 AM
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Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Nails on July 19, 2012, 09:13:26 AM
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Another satisfied customer , lucky fat nerd
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Tito24 on July 19, 2012, 09:14:56 AM
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Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Nails on July 19, 2012, 09:15:45 AM
i bet it doesnt suck this much




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Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Tito24 on July 19, 2012, 09:17:21 AM
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Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Tito24 on July 19, 2012, 09:21:01 AM
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Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Nails on July 19, 2012, 09:22:45 AM
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robin


I bet she fucked that Club and thought of tiger
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Tito24 on July 19, 2012, 09:24:38 AM
i thought of your mom

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Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Nails on July 19, 2012, 09:29:52 AM
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Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 19, 2012, 09:32:55 AM
Roger Ebert says it's not as good as the previous one  >:(

Truth be told, I could care less what a guy that looks like this thinks about movies..

(http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/abc_wtb_oprahebert_100302_wg.jpg)

In my eyes, he is a relic and completely past his time.  He probably would have done a better job playing a villain in the Batman movies than pretending to critique them.

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Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Tito24 on July 19, 2012, 09:34:22 AM
he looks like shit haha

nice one nails ahhahaah
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Immortal_Technique on July 19, 2012, 09:37:51 AM
Getting panned by reviewers, then again I didnt think much of the 2nd one either, first is the best imho.Any getbiggers going to watch this in their home cinema?

one reviewer, who got death threats, meaningless story
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Immortal_Technique on July 19, 2012, 09:38:56 AM
Reviewers only give 5-stars to movies like "The Piano" and "The Accidental Tourist".  Batman III looks as good as I and II, definitely better than Thor, Green Lamp, Fan 4  and Avengers.  Hope this helps.

wow, that's some informed shit right there
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Tito24 on July 19, 2012, 09:39:25 AM
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so funny im still laughing
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Raymondo on July 19, 2012, 09:41:16 AM
Truth be told, I could care less what a guy that looks like this thinks about movies..

(http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/abc_wtb_oprahebert_100302_wg.jpg)

In my eyes, he is a relic and completely past his time.  He probably would have done a better job playing a villain in the Batman movies than pretending to critique them.

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I don't think anyone who's had their jaw removed due to cancer would look particularly attractive :)
Ebert is generally spot on with his reviews although I hope he's wrong this time. I suppose I'll find out in less than 24 hours!
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Tito24 on July 19, 2012, 09:43:00 AM
he looks like a puppet
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Nails on July 19, 2012, 09:47:03 AM
On a side note about movies.....

The Actor from Anchor Man (Ron Burgendy's boss) got caught pee-wee herman style, with his dick in his hands while out watching pornos at a theater


All the while, im sure there was a rapes or killer on the loose instead of a penis out in a porn theater, Tax money at work  ::)
Why would a cop go into a porn theater unless he wanted to see another guys dick


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Fred Willard was arrested for lewd conduct last night in Hollywood when police allegedly caught him with his pants down in an adult movie theater ... TMZ has learned.

According to law enforcement sources, LAPD undercover vice officers went into the Tiki Theater in Hollywood and found the 78-year-old "Anchorman" star watching last night's feature ... with his penis exposed and in his hand.







We're told Willard was arrested around 8:45PM and booked for lewd conduct.

It was a quick release -- we're told he was out of police custody a short while later.

As for which movie Fred was watching -- there are 3 flicks in rotation at the theater ... "Follow Me 2," a XXX parody of "The Client List," and "Step Dad No. 2."

Willard is best known for his memorable roles in "Best in Show", "For Your Consideration", "American Wedding" and "Everybody Loves Raymond."

According to IMDB, Fred is "rumored" to be in pre-production for a movie entitled ... "The Yank."


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Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Megalodon on July 19, 2012, 09:50:07 AM
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Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Tito24 on July 19, 2012, 09:51:15 AM
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Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: dr.chimps on July 19, 2012, 09:58:43 AM
I don't think anyone who's had their jaw removed due to cancer would look particularly attractive :)
Ebert is generally spot on with his reviews although I hope he's wrong this time. I suppose I'll find out in less than 24 hours!
x2       He gave it a 3-star review. That's certainly no pan. 
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 19, 2012, 10:04:46 AM
I don't think anyone who's had their jaw removed due to cancer would look particularly attractive :)
Ebert is generally spot on with his reviews although I hope he's wrong this time. I suppose I'll find out in less than 24 hours!

Once you see the movie, come back and let us know your thoughts.  

I don't trust Ebert at all.  I was a bigger fan of Gene Siskel and found that upon Siskel's passing, most of Ebert's lackluster reviews reeked of sycophantic raves based off of other popular critics.

I would probably peg Ebert as a better writer than critic, but even that is up for debate.

Either way, I'd trust your review more than some boring old critic.  I find that critics today over analyze and take the fun away from the movie experience.

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Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Nails on July 19, 2012, 10:05:35 AM
2 hours 45min.... this is one movie i will leave the Girlfriend at home, she cant handle anything longer then an hour and a half,.... 
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Tito24 on July 19, 2012, 10:05:44 AM
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Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: manuelsonn on July 19, 2012, 10:31:31 AM
Hahaha this why I fkn love getbig - you guys are killing me  ;D

1. Don't worry I lost my virginity when I was 14 by banging my uncle on the fold-up pool table in my garage, and then having to cut a section of the cloth out where I couldnt wash off the blood spot oh brother (good times though)

2. It was something myself and my boyfriend decided to do when we were dating/got engaged - had both been with various bears during our teens/20's and wanted to make it something to remember. (The feeling I had when I busted all over his beard on the wedding night was ridiculously good hahaha)

3. I think what you are all trying to say, is that when the Turkish Forces invaded northern cyprus, instead of taking my family, olives, and donkeys and running like the rest of the greeks to the south, I laid on the highway, cleverley disguising myself as a normal man, to guarantee at least 5 turkish tea bags before sundown, and ensured that my mouth was facing away from mecca to secure maximum tongue to bumhole leverage.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: dr.chimps on July 19, 2012, 11:04:26 AM
Once you see the movie, come back and let us know your thoughts.  

I don't trust Ebert at all.  I was a bigger fan of Gene Siskel and found that upon Siskel's passing, most of Ebert's lackluster reviews reeked of sycophantic raves based off of other popular critics.

I would probably peg Ebert as a better writer than critic, but even that is up for debate.

Either way, I'd trust your review more than some boring old critic.  I find that critics today over analyze and take the fun away from the movie experience.

"1"
Actually, it's not. He's a won a Pulitzer for his work. Not many movie reviewers can claim that. If you're looking for a solid review, I'd take him any day over the myriad rubber-stampers the studios have on retainer. 
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Raymondo on July 19, 2012, 11:12:10 AM
Once you see the movie, come back and let us know your thoughts.  

I don't trust Ebert at all.  I was a bigger fan of Gene Siskel and found that upon Siskel's passing, most of Ebert's lackluster reviews reeked of sycophantic raves based off of other popular critics.

I would probably peg Ebert as a better writer than critic, but even that is up for debate.

Either way, I'd trust your review more than some boring old critic.  I find that critics today over analyze and take the fun away from the movie experience.

"1"

haha, thanks! You're right, Ebert's writing skills tend to overshadow his critical side. Strange, I had never considered that before.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 19, 2012, 11:12:22 AM
Actually, it's not. He's a won a Pulitzer for his work. Not many movie reviewers can claim that. If you're looking for a solid review, I'd take him any day over the myriad rubber-stampers the studios have on retainer.  

Not too many, but I'd pick Wesley Morris over Ebert any day.  I can probably also think of about 3-4 more movie critics that got the pulitzer way after Ebert who are slightly more deserving.  

Didn't Ebert get his Pulitzer back in the 70's?  Like I said, way past his prime (This coming from someone born in the 60's).

"1"
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: dr.chimps on July 19, 2012, 11:47:07 AM
Not too many, but I'd pick Wesley Morris over Ebert any day.  I can probably also think of about 3-4 more movie critics that got the pulitzer way after Ebert who are slightly more deserving.  

Didn't Ebert get his Pulitzer back in the 70's?  Like I said, way past his prime (This coming from someone born in the 60's).

"1"
Fair enough. I like Anthony Lane. He's informative and fun. And, I'm a 60's baby, too. Oh brother.   ;D 
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: POB on July 19, 2012, 12:04:32 PM
Truth be told, I could care less what a guy that looks like this thinks about movies..

(http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/abc_wtb_oprahebert_100302_wg.jpg)

In my eyes, he is a relic and completely past his time.  He probably would have done a better job playing a villain in the Batman movies than pretending to critique them.

"1"

Lol,he'd be perfect with a sinister laugh ;D. What happened to his jaw?did he chew tobacco?
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Nails on July 19, 2012, 12:15:37 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FI_VIMgK01c/TgAek4RYu4I/AAAAAAAAAgA/yjCTMw3cHzY/s1600/59d1d36eed-rogerebert.jpg)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5L213Ip_Dg4/SW4bppJtDPI/AAAAAAAACoM/BUy7ijVR4EI/s320/jerry+mahoney.jpg)

(http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/wC/roger-ebert-jaw-cancer-photo-esquire-0310-lg.jpg)

(http://www.puppetsandprops.com/Images/Wilton2lg.jpg)
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: King Shizzo on July 19, 2012, 12:18:25 PM
We're both christians (but not the hyprocrital kind) strongly believe that marriage is an institution from God Himself, and sex is something that is only for married couples  ;D :D
Outed.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: King Shizzo on July 19, 2012, 12:20:13 PM
It will probably still be a decent movie, but I can't help to notice how gay Bane and Catwoman look in this movie.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: King Shizzo on July 19, 2012, 12:23:17 PM
Truth be told, I could care less what a guy that looks like this thinks about movies..

(http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/abc_wtb_oprahebert_100302_wg.jpg)

Thats fucked up One!  ;D
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Nails on July 19, 2012, 01:27:57 PM
They just finished rolling out the Batman Tumbler out at universal city walk if any of you geeks wanna get some pics , but for sure take the kids if you got some


any reason why they changed the color of the batmobile ?

(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/548872_10151038118387295_464063151_n.jpg)
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Shockwave on July 19, 2012, 01:48:23 PM
They just finished rolling out the Batman Tumbler out at universal city walk if any of you geeks wanna get some pics , but for sure take the kids if you got some


any reason why they changed the color of the batmobile ?

(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/548872_10151038118387295_464063151_n.jpg)
Bad guys get ahold of them in the new flick, from what I can tell.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: dr.chimps on July 19, 2012, 02:44:18 PM
Bad guys get ahold of them in the new flick, from what I can tell.
Camouflage, eh. So, are saying that the bad guys are some supplement company?
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: bike nut on July 19, 2012, 02:55:53 PM
On a side note about movies.....
The Actor from Anchor Man (Ron Burgendy's boss) got caught pee-wee herman style, with his dick in his hands while out watching pornos at a theater
All the while, im sure there was a rapes or killer on the loose instead of a penis out in a porn theater, Tax money at work  ::)
Why would a cop go into a porn theater unless he wanted to see another guys dick
(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/07/19/0719-fred-williard-article-1.jpg)
Fred Willard was arrested for lewd conduct last night in Hollywood when police allegedly caught him with his pants down in an adult movie theater ... TMZ has learned.
According to law enforcement sources, LAPD undercover vice officers went into the Tiki Theater in Hollywood and found the 78-year-old "Anchorman" star watching last night's feature ... with his penis exposed and in his hand.
We're told Willard was arrested around 8:45PM and booked for lewd conduct.
It was a quick release -- we're told he was out of police custody a short while later.
As for which movie Fred was watching -- there are 3 flicks in rotation at the theater ... "Follow Me 2," a XXX parody of "The Client List," and "Step Dad No. 2."
Willard is best known for his memorable roles in "Best in Show", "For Your Consideration", "American Wedding" and "Everybody Loves Raymond."
According to IMDB, Fred is "rumored" to be in pre-production for a movie entitled ... "The Yank."
(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/07/19/0719-tiki-theatre-2.jpg)

Dude is 78-years old and still floggin' the dog in public?

Kudos.....honorary Getbigger.   ;D
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: BOW on July 19, 2012, 07:47:13 PM
The daily mail gave it 2/5 stars... you know what's funny. The guy also gave the dark Knight a 2/5 too when it first came out see for yourself
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/reviews/article-1037123/Holy-Moly-Batmans-big-noise--loses-plot.html
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Parker on July 19, 2012, 09:16:36 PM
Dude is 78-years old and still floggin' the dog in public?

Kudos.....honorary Getbigger.   ;D
;D

Quote
It was a quick release
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Alex23 on July 19, 2012, 09:32:13 PM
I think the addition of cat woman makes it super gay.  A storyline that is not needed.

The addition of you on this boards makes it Flute skin territory.

(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/memes-it-makes-up-for-his-missing-right-arm.jpg)
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Raymondo on July 20, 2012, 12:09:57 AM
The daily mail gave it 2/5 stars... you know what's funny. The guy also gave the dark Knight a 2/5 too when it first came out see for yourself
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/reviews/article-1037123/Holy-Moly-Batmans-big-noise--loses-plot.html

haha what a ponce
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Tito24 on July 20, 2012, 01:04:23 AM
(http://hqwallpapers.eu/wallpaper/jailbait_desktop_1024x768_wallpaper-1014138.jpg)
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Palpatine Q on July 20, 2012, 01:55:03 AM
Saw the new batmobile on the street last week. fully functional, it sounded like a fucking beast
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 20, 2012, 02:01:15 AM
Saw the new batmobile on the street last week. fully functional, it sounded like a fucking beast

And now Parker will apply to be the first black batman.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: hench on July 20, 2012, 02:27:08 AM
http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/fatal-shooting-at-us-showing-of-the-dark-knight-rises.html
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: booty on July 20, 2012, 02:43:48 AM
I am seeing it this weekened.  I heard it was really good.   :)
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 20, 2012, 03:05:06 AM
I am seeing it this weekened.  I heard it was really good.   :)

Don't get overly excited, Batman's costume doesn't have a shit trap.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: BigCyp on July 20, 2012, 03:09:48 AM
Don't get overly excited, Batman's costume doesn't have a shit trap.

Hahaha brutal
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: booty on July 20, 2012, 03:10:44 AM
You guys are idiots.   :-\
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: booty on July 20, 2012, 03:16:29 AM
go troll for cock elsewhere you washed up "cam model".
Don't worry I won't take attention away from your sausage sword fight you homo!!!   :D
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: booty on July 20, 2012, 03:50:12 AM
LOL @ "homo", I've been with women who put you to shame on every level, physical, intellectual and emotional.

Now fuck off back to md or rxhustle or wherever the fuck you came from, you tart.
I am not going anywhere you closet fag!
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: G_Thang on July 20, 2012, 03:57:27 AM
I am not going anywhere you closet fag!

I was actually looking at a clinical position in Australia, but there would have been some VISA issues.  Would you have treated me like WilmaGrant, if I had gone after the booty?
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: booty on July 20, 2012, 04:01:49 AM
alright then, I've got 5 spare dollars, show me your puss ;)

Keep dreaming fag!
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: TrueGrit on July 20, 2012, 04:02:30 AM
 Sucks so bad that the audience gets pissed..
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: booty on July 20, 2012, 04:05:45 AM
haha, alright, six dollars ;D
I don't do nudity on HBC and I kick assholes like you out of my room so yeah keep dreaming. 
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 20, 2012, 04:10:02 AM
Just seen the movie.... I liked it, but.....  :-\

Wasn't as good as the first 2 in my opinion.

Still enjoyed it. I'm a huge Batman fan and found myself almost yelling at the screen at times. Fans will enjoy it, but don't be expecting too much.

P.S.

Big cyp loves the cock.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: G_Thang on July 20, 2012, 04:12:57 AM
Just seen the movie.... I liked it, but.....  :-\

Wasn't as good as the first 2 in my opinion.

Still enjoyed it. I'm a huge Batman fan and found myself almost yelling at the screen at times. Fans will enjoy it, but don't be expecting too much.

P.S.

Big cyp loves the cock.

How many hot Māori women were in the theater? 

Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 20, 2012, 04:14:42 AM
How many hot Māori women were in the theater? 



Hee Hee  ;D

It was sold out. There were 10 screenings at this theatre today and I had to book my ticked a week in advance.

Many people applauded at the end of the film.

Who were they clapping to ???
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Tapeworm on July 20, 2012, 04:16:47 AM
How many hot Māori women were in the theater? 



Trick question.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: BigCyp on July 20, 2012, 04:38:08 AM
Just seen the movie.... I liked it, but.....  :-\

Wasn't as good as the first 2 in my opinion.

Still enjoyed it. I'm a huge Batman fan and found myself almost yelling at the screen at times. Fans will enjoy it, but don't be expecting too much.

P.S.

Big cyp loves the cock.
Hahaha, oh brother i'm surprised you would go to see anything rated above U, due to the absence of young teens NZMM?
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: manuelsonn on July 20, 2012, 04:49:51 AM
I  do nudity on HBC and I lick assholes like a dog. 
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: BigCyp on July 20, 2012, 04:53:13 AM
Who said anything about HBC? Are you back on it?
Just send me a pic of that famous fat snatch of yours, I'll give you eight aussie dollars and a new set of anal beads (only been used once on Chiro Flex!)

Don't be too hard on booty Raymondo, it must be hard to be so beautiful and intelligent at the same time.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Roger Bacon on July 20, 2012, 04:55:36 AM
Getting panned by reviewers, then again I didnt think much of the 2nd one either, first is the best imho.Any getbiggers going to watch this in their home cinema?

You may have saved the life of a few getbiggers with this post!
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 20, 2012, 05:05:56 AM
Keep dreaming fag!

Good to see that you're beginning to learn the Getbig-ropes, and finally learned how to respond in a proper manner!
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Raymondo on July 20, 2012, 05:07:48 AM
Don't be too hard on booty Raymondo, it must be hard to be so beautiful and intelligent at the same time.

Are you saying booty might a Christian to boot, BigCyp ;D
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: BigCyp on July 20, 2012, 05:09:42 AM
Are you saying booty might a Christian to boot, BigCyp ;D

Hahaha what I am saying stud, is that booty has all of the other characteristics of a saint - she may as well be!
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Roger Bacon on July 20, 2012, 05:11:00 AM
Keep dreaming fag!

oh brother i'll bet Raymondo is the type of guy who found out that his "parents' were getting a divorce because his mom wasn't good enough at sex so he said, "is that all silly? here, let me show you how to suck a mean dick like i do" as he unzips his boyfriends pants, hahahahahaha, gayer than Triscuits.

-squadfather
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: BigCyp on July 20, 2012, 05:13:32 AM
oh brother i'll bet Raymondo is the type of guy who found out that his "parents' were getting a divorce because his mom wasn't good enough at sex so he said, "is that all silly? here, let me show you how to suck a mean dick like i do" as he unzips his boyfriends pants, hahahahahaha, gayer than Triscuits.

-squadfather

Hahaha the original and best. Many severe tandem ownings were handed out by us in the squad days  :'(
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Roger Bacon on July 20, 2012, 05:15:57 AM
Hahaha the original and best. Many severe tandem ownings were handed out by us in the squad days  :'(

I wish you guys would reunite and clean this place up.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Raymondo on July 20, 2012, 05:18:56 AM
oh brother i'll bet Raymondo is the type of guy who found out that his "parents' were getting a divorce because his mom wasn't good enough at sex so he said, "is that all silly? here, let me show you how to suck a mean dick like i do" as he unzips his boyfriends pants, hahahahahaha, gayer than Triscuits.

-squadfather

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Army of One on July 20, 2012, 05:19:48 AM
You may have saved the life of a few getbiggers with this post!

True, me and Obama were shooting the breeze on the phone a few nights ago and he mentioned to stay away from screenings
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Tito24 on July 20, 2012, 05:20:20 AM
oh brother i'll bet Raymondo is the type of guy who found out that his "parents' were getting a divorce because his mom wasn't good enough at sex so he said, "is that all silly? here, let me show you how to suck a mean dick like i do" as he unzips his boyfriends pants, hahahahahaha, gayer than Triscuits.

-squadfather

haha he wont show up anymore
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Raymondo on July 20, 2012, 05:22:02 AM
I wish you guys would reunite and clean this place up.

In all honesty I wish squadfather was around the problem was he got drunk one night (or something) and started spewing some racism towards the resident getbig blackies, who then proceeded to get all butthurt and hit that report button with immunity..
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Wiggs on July 20, 2012, 05:22:06 AM
Hahaha what I am saying stud, is that booty has all of the other characteristics of a saint - she may as well be!

Show me where in the good book it states, thou shall let man drop duces on thine chest.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: BigCyp on July 20, 2012, 05:24:23 AM
Show me where in the good book it states, thou shall let man drop duces on thine chest.


Something about turning the other cheek?
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Army of One on July 20, 2012, 05:24:32 AM
In all honesty I wish squadfather was around the problem was he got drunk one night (or something) and started spewing some racism towards the resident getbig blackies, who then proceeded to get all butthurt and hit that report button with immunity..


Are you suggesting after a few beers Squadfather's anger at being attracted to butch ebony Ugandan Sailors would spill over, and after being rejected by them one by one down at the local Black Oyster bar, would hurry home to take out his anger on his keyboard, Raymondo?
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: GigantorX on July 20, 2012, 05:33:20 AM
Getting panned by reviewers, then again I didnt think much of the 2nd one either, first is the best imho.Any getbiggers going to watch this in their home cinema?

Uh, it's getting 86% on Rotten Tomatoes.

167 positive reviews and 25 negative ones.

Plus, one I read the "bad" reviews, the reviewers seem to be totally nitpicking and being little bitches about small stuff. Fuck them.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Wiggs on July 20, 2012, 05:35:44 AM
I saw the movie a couple hours ago.  I'm one of the biggest comic nerds here.  I give it a 9 overall.  Joker was a better villian but this was clearly the better movie.  Better than Avengers.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Shockwave on July 20, 2012, 05:37:01 AM
Uh, it's getting 86% on Rotten Tomatoes.

167 positive reviews and 25 negative ones.

Plus, one I read the "bad" reviews, the reviewers seem to be totally nitpicking and being little bitches about small stuff. Fuck them.
This is what gets me, I dont know what it is with professional movie reviewers, but if they dont like the movie, I usually love it.
To me, movies are supposed to be entertaining.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Roger Bacon on July 20, 2012, 05:55:56 AM
Show me where in the good book it states, thou shall let man drop duces on thine chest.

Please tell me where this rumor started.  Saint Booty would never do such a thing.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: BigCyp on July 20, 2012, 05:57:18 AM
Please tell me where this rumor started.  Saint Booty would never do such a thing.

I read about it on the back of the andrex wrapper
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: manuelsonn on July 20, 2012, 06:44:55 AM
I saw the movie a couple hours ago.  I'm one of the biggest comic nerds here.  I give it a 9 overall.  Joker was a better villian but this was clearly the better movie.  Better than Avengers.
avengers isn't a movie, it s pure crap
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: manuelsonn on July 20, 2012, 06:46:27 AM
Please tell me where this rumor started.  Saint Booty would never do such a thing.
she would never do such thing , the dwarf is the pagan , he took shit on holy booty hairy chest
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 20, 2012, 06:53:49 AM
I saw the movie a couple hours ago.  I'm one of the biggest comic nerds here.  I give it a 9 overall.  Joker was a better villian but this was clearly the better movie.  Better than Avengers.

How come Joker was better?

Was Bane a bit dull, flat and not entertaining at all?

Was Hardy not credible as Bane?
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 20, 2012, 06:59:03 AM
How come Joker was better?

Was Bane a bit dull, flat and not entertaining at all?

Was Hardy not credible as Bane?

The Joker role got way overhyped after Heath Ledger died.  If he didn't die and the sensitivity wasn't there, people wouldn't have hyped his performance so much.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: booty on July 20, 2012, 07:01:06 AM
Heath Ledge was brillant as the joker.  I don't think anybody played that role as good as Heath.  RIP
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: booty on July 20, 2012, 07:18:45 AM
From: iwanttopooponu@hotmail.com
To: Tightbooty

Dear Booty,

How many pesos (you use pesos down there right?) does it cost for some strategic peanut butter placement and subsequent Fido licking?

Thanks
Look go and slather your dog up with peanut butter and lick his nuts.  As for pesos, I am in Australia.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: booty on July 20, 2012, 07:32:51 AM
Please, I did not mean to insult you. Also, I'll have you know that this is no way to treat a potential customer. This may have to do with the 6.1 rating on your profile. I'm simply asking about the variety of services that are on offer; that rating may just jump through the roof with the inclusion of peanut butter routines. What say you?
 
Oh, so it's in euros.
I haven't worked on HBC since nov so my rating goes down and its currently at 6.2...was 6.4 the last time I worked (nov).  I am sure another model will be happy to assist you with your peanut butter fetish.   ::)
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on July 20, 2012, 07:53:46 AM
Joker performance was good but got waaaay overrated just cause heath died. How can you have a better joker than jack nicholson??  hes like that in real life
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Army of One on July 20, 2012, 08:08:08 AM
A good motto for life is to "try everything once but incest and Scottish dancing" (via Christopher Hitchens). Notice that the motto doesn't preclude peanut butter routines. I really think you'd be butter off if you had a go at it.

Oh well, thanks anyway "Tightbooty."

Im upset that doesnt include DP with Ripitupbaby  :-X
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: booty on July 20, 2012, 08:24:21 AM
A good motto for life is to "try everything once but incest and Scottish dancing" (via Christopher Hitchens). Notice that the motto doesn't preclude peanut butter routines. I really think you'd be butter off if you had a go at it.

Oh well, thanks anyway "Tightbooty."
Hey there are many customers who enjoy chatting to a fiesty Tightbooty.   :D  I just can't accomodate everyones fetishes so I stick with mainly chatting and rely on my personality and accent to get me by. 
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: booty on July 20, 2012, 08:46:30 AM
With all due respect, Ma'am, 'tight' is not a predicate that attaches to your booty.
How would you know? 
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Shockwave on July 20, 2012, 08:48:49 AM
How did this thread go from Batman, to booty talking about her cam whoring? Im confused.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: booty on July 20, 2012, 08:50:40 AM
How did this thread go from Batman, to booty talking about her cam whoring? Im confused.
It didn't.  The thread gets back on track and then some peanut butter ball licking fetisher brings up hbc.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Shockwave on July 20, 2012, 08:54:53 AM
It didn't.  The thread gets back on track and then some peanut butter ball licking fetisher brings up hbc.
Right.....

Quote
Hey there are many customers who enjoy chatting to a fiesty Tightbooty.     I just can't accomodate everyones fetishes so I stick with mainly chatting and rely on my personality and accent to get me by
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 20, 2012, 08:56:15 AM
How did this thread go from Batman, to booty talking about her cam whoring? Im confused.

No matter the topic, they usually derail and move towards either booty, Alex23, avesher/no one,Ronnie VS Dorian,G4It or similar.

Never has a thread moved towards Calvin.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: manuelsonn on July 20, 2012, 10:47:59 AM
Hey there are many customers who enjoy chatting to a fiesty Tightbooty.   :D  I just can't accomodate everyones fetishes so I stick to taking dwarfs dumps on my chest. 
Title: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Devon97 on July 20, 2012, 10:49:42 AM
And I survived! :-X


Best movie of the year! Two thumbs up!

Anyone else seen it yet?
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Devon97 on July 20, 2012, 10:51:11 AM
Just got back from the Movie. Best movie of the year!
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on July 20, 2012, 11:02:48 AM
Such a travesty , my heart goes out to all those affected  :-\

 
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: bike nut on July 20, 2012, 11:25:13 AM
Im upset that doesnt include DP with Ripitupbaby  :-X

Does in my world....... ;D
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Danjo on July 20, 2012, 11:27:46 AM
Happened not far from me..... R.I.P. all. I feel bad for the families, and the killer should fry.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Raymondo on July 20, 2012, 12:36:57 PM
I'm back from seeing the movie... it was pretty fucking good. I'd say it was just as good as the dark knight. The people who made it are very, very smart.
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Wiggs on July 20, 2012, 12:47:13 PM
And I survived! :-X


Best movie of the year! Two thumbs up!

Anyone else seen it yet?

Yes, agreed...so far this year.
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Nails on July 20, 2012, 12:49:42 PM
that's because you probably watched it in compton or south central LA.

Try watching it in Colorado
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: lovemonkey on July 20, 2012, 01:08:10 PM
that's because you probably watched it in compton or south central LA.

Try watching it in Colorado

I heard it was a blast.
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Natural_O on July 20, 2012, 01:11:05 PM
Totally agree! I was expecting to be disappointed after all the mixed reviews but I thought it was awesome! Very well thought out and a serious, involving movie. Much darker than most superhero movies and the last 15 minutes was incredible!!
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: The True Adonis on July 20, 2012, 01:17:00 PM
Totally agree! I was expecting to be disappointed after all the mixed reviews but I thought it was awesome! Very well thought out and a serious, involving movie. Much darker than most superhero movies and the last 15 minutes was incredible!!
You have a lot in common with Bane.  Steroids and all.
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Parker on July 20, 2012, 01:18:52 PM
And I survived! :-X


Best movie of the year! Two thumbs up!

Anyone else seen see it yet?
Fixed, so that you don't sound like a hoodlum.
And no I haven't, but will do so.

 
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Nails on July 20, 2012, 01:19:30 PM
I heard it was a blast.

it was to die for
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Cashfan on July 20, 2012, 02:23:13 PM
I heard they spent a lot ot time shooting and reshooting this film.
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: BOW on July 20, 2012, 02:25:35 PM
saw it in 3d, it was like you were there and could really feel bane shooting at you.
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: JasonH on July 20, 2012, 02:26:24 PM
And still the jokes keep coming.
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: JasonH on July 20, 2012, 02:35:25 PM
Okay I'll play along....

"I was watching that new Batman movie last night and someone started shooting. I though "Who is this joker???"


"I was going to watch the new Batman film in Colorado but I'm going to wait a few days for the crowds to die down before I go see it."


"That new Batman movie is to die for. I hear the effects were so stunning people were screaming and leaving for the door."


"If you're going to watch a movie in Denver remember to wrap up warm. It was minus 12 last night."


"The shootings at the cinema in Denver have ruined the Batman film for me. All I can see in my pirate copy is the audience running about."
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: flipper5470 on July 20, 2012, 02:36:00 PM
I heard Bane makes him do ass to mouth....
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Devon97 on July 20, 2012, 04:25:53 PM
Fixed, so that you don't sound like a hoodlum.
And no I haven't, but will do so.

Gee thanks, we can't have that now can we? ::) ;)
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: HTexan on July 20, 2012, 04:29:11 PM
i saw it. It was good. But way way over hyped.
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 20, 2012, 04:30:54 PM
i saw it. It was good. But way way over hyped.

x2
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Devon97 on July 20, 2012, 04:31:56 PM
i saw it. It was good. But way way over hyped.

What movie did you think was better this year?
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Army of One on July 20, 2012, 04:33:13 PM
Okay I'll play along....

"I was watching that new Batman movie last night and someone started shooting. I though "Who is this joker???"


"I was going to watch the new Batman film in Colorado but I'm going to wait a few days for the crowds to die down before I go see it."


"That new Batman movie is to die for. I hear the effects were so stunning people were screaming and leaving for the door."


"If you're going to watch a movie in Denver remember to wrap up warm. It was minus 12 last night."


"The shootings at the cinema in Denver have ruined the Batman film for me. All I can see in my pirate copy is the audience running about."

Got to love England, whenever there is a tragedy the jokes fly out thick and fast via text
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 20, 2012, 04:34:48 PM
You have a lot in common with Bane.  Steroids and all.

lol
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Natural_O on July 20, 2012, 05:33:20 PM
You have a lot in common with Bane.  Steroids and all.

Not really, I don't talk with a Scottish accent.
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Hulkotron on July 20, 2012, 05:34:39 PM
Does he PIITB with Cat-Woman?
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: HTexan on July 20, 2012, 06:03:03 PM
What movie did you think was better this year?
avengers.
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Alex23 on July 20, 2012, 06:21:31 PM
You have a lot in common with Bane.  Steroids and all.

well said.
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: The Ugly on July 20, 2012, 07:31:38 PM
Just got back. Way beyond disappointed. 5 or 6 outta 10.
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Nails on July 20, 2012, 08:18:14 PM
Okay I'll play along....

"I was watching that new Batman movie last night and someone started shooting. I though "Who is this joker???"


"I was going to watch the new Batman film in Colorado but I'm going to wait a few days for the crowds to die down before I go see it."


"That new Batman movie is to die for. I hear the effects were so stunning people were screaming and leaving for the door."


"If you're going to watch a movie in Denver remember to wrap up warm. It was minus 12 last night."


"The shootings at the cinema in Denver have ruined the Batman film for me. All I can see in my pirate copy is the audience running about."


 ;D


It is extremely sad and we all know it , we may joke about it, but we all know we actually don't feel that way really



PIP Batman fans
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: JBGRAY on July 20, 2012, 08:29:40 PM
Not going to watch it.  I'm quite pissed it didn't feature

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2-mF_ArXa9I/TEH2PCYrqJI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/fb3E9Yvzgvo/s1600/robin.jpg)
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: The Ugly on July 20, 2012, 08:39:49 PM
Not going to watch it.  I'm quite pissed it didn't feature

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2-mF_ArXa9I/TEH2PCYrqJI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/fb3E9Yvzgvo/s1600/robin.jpg)

SPOILER:






































It sorta did.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Hulkotron on July 20, 2012, 09:53:33 PM
I hear Robin is in it, can anyone confirm/deny?
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 20, 2012, 09:54:57 PM
I hear Robin is in it, can anyone confirm/deny?

He doesn't suit up, but yes Robin is there  ;)
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Papper on July 20, 2012, 09:56:11 PM
I hear Robin is in it, can anyone confirm/deny?

Yes it is supposed to suck. Robin is in there, he is standing in the bat cave with his feet inside a brown paper bag so Alfred won't notice Batmans shananigans
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Hulkotron on July 20, 2012, 09:56:44 PM
robin is in there, he is standing in the bat cave with his feet inside a brown paper bag so Alfred won't notice Batmans shananigans

Is there an ice machine involved?
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Papper on July 20, 2012, 09:58:41 PM
Is there an ice machine involved?

Alfred just assumes Batmans been shopping at walmart.

No, I don't think Nolan has the guts to "go there". Batman is dark, but not that dark..
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 20, 2012, 10:07:53 PM
Alfred just assumes Batmans been shopping at walmart.

No, I don't think Nolan has the guts to "go there". Batman is dark, but not that dark..

Are you saying Batman is a mudshark?
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: HTexan on July 20, 2012, 10:12:34 PM
SPOILER:

It sorta did.
spoiler

Yeah, with was lame. Because if there is no batman, how can there be a robin.?
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: bigkubby on July 20, 2012, 11:31:36 PM
i heard lots of people walked out it was so bad
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Ronnie Rep on July 21, 2012, 09:10:37 AM
i heard lots of people walked out it was so bad
You mean the ones that could!
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: mossel on July 21, 2012, 12:42:57 PM
awesome movie... wraps the whole trilogy up... next movie: robin begins
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: POB on July 21, 2012, 06:12:44 PM
And I survived! :-X


Best movie of the year! Two thumbs up!

Anyone else seen it yet?

Better than the dark night? Sorry I thought dark night was looong and boring
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: booty on July 22, 2012, 06:33:02 AM
I saw the movie tonight...thought it was very good but it didn't live up to the dark knight.  I didn't really like Bain as the villian.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 22, 2012, 06:36:35 AM
I saw the movie tonight...thought it was very good but it didn't live up to the dark knight.  I didn't really like Bain as the villian.

Cain. Michael Cain. Not Michael Bain or Michael Biehn.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: booty on July 22, 2012, 06:42:47 AM
I still want to see Spiderman, especially since its in 3D.  I will watch it next weekened.
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: MikMaq on July 22, 2012, 08:11:00 AM
I heard they spent a lot ot time shooting and reshooting this film.
Yeah it really shows in the final product. The movie is severly disjointed, I nearly got up in the first 20 minutes, because I thought the projector wasn't working properly. It was like there was an hour missing out of the film.

It was good, but I wish it were 4 hours instead of 3.
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: HTexan on July 22, 2012, 08:16:17 AM
Yeah it really shows in the final product. The movie is severly disjointed, I nearly got up in the first 20 minutes, because I thought the projector wasn't working properly. It was like there was an hour missing out of the film.

It was good, but I wish it were 4 hours instead of 3.
the thing is they could of cut an hour out of the film and it would have been a better movie.
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Wiggs on July 22, 2012, 08:17:21 AM
the thing is they could of cut an hour out of the film and it would have been a better movie.

False....not a correct way to wrap an incredible trilogy.  It was fine as it was.
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: The_Punisher on July 22, 2012, 08:18:57 AM
I thought Bruce Wayne was killed?
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: MikMaq on July 22, 2012, 08:26:04 AM
False....not a correct way to wrap an incredible trilogy.  It was fine as it was.
The editing on that film was horrible, there will be a director cut, trust me on this, longer or short I do not care
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Wiggs on July 22, 2012, 08:35:41 AM
The editing on that film was horrible, there will be a director cut, trust me on this, longer or short I do not care

Why'd you change you name miqmaq paddywack?
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: MikMaq on July 22, 2012, 09:25:10 AM
Why'd you change you name miqmaq paddywack?
Why don't you rename yourself to fat-unemployed-alone?
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Wiggs on July 22, 2012, 10:34:20 AM
Why don't you rename yourself to fat-unemployed-alone?

Cause I'm not gay-boy.
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: MikMaq on July 22, 2012, 10:45:30 AM
Cause I'm not gay-boy.
You don't need to be gay-boy to be called fat-unemployed-alone
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Hulkotron on July 22, 2012, 11:40:37 AM
I thought it seemed disjointed as well.  I also didn't think the whole "what's-her-name is Ra's daughter instead of Bain is Ra's son" twist at the end was necessary or added much to the story.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Shockwave on July 22, 2012, 03:39:04 PM
Just saw it. Easily my favorite of the 3.

Bane was awesome IMHO.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Roger Bacon on July 22, 2012, 04:03:11 PM
I still want to see Spiderman, especially since its in 3D.  I will watch it next weekened.

I'll pick you up at 9:00.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: BIG ACH on July 22, 2012, 05:09:50 PM
1.  Bane was much bigger than I thought he'd be!

2.  Bane was legit intimidating as fuck!

3.  That was not just a great Batman movie, but a great fucking movie period!  Gonna see it again!
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: cephissus on July 22, 2012, 05:22:19 PM
Didn't like it that much.  I felt they tried to cram too much into one movie, which resulted in a jerky, hollow feeling film.

I thought bane was terrible.  From his voice (wtf didn't know deckard cain joined the league of shadows) to his guy-than-life proportions, I didn't think he was intimidating at all.  Bane scared the shit out of me when I watched the cartoon as a kid.  Almost seemed comical in this movie.

The hand to hand combat and such was just laughable for the most part (that said, anne hatheway's scenes were good).  Avengers set a new standard with its incredible cgi fight scenes, leaving batman in the dust like i knew it would.  There's just no place in the world anymore for Christian Bale's clunky ass trying to throw combinations at an equally languid Tom Hardy.

My least favorite of the three.  Still not a bad movie by any means, and I can't say it was a disappointment since I didn't expect much after the trailer.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: PJim on July 22, 2012, 05:46:18 PM
Meh. Like cephissus said; hollow feel to it all the way.
Could not make out 90 percent of what Bane was going on about and about 50 percent of the rest of the cast.

It almost seemed like I was watching a movie about the making of a Batman movie.

Although they made out he was struggling to come back and regain his former glory, I really didn't feel it. There was no real pain and anguish, sorrow nor strife.

Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Hulkotron on July 22, 2012, 07:34:58 PM
Meh. Like cephissus said; hollow feel to it all the way.
Could not make out 90 percent of what Bane was going on about and about 50 percent of the rest of the cast.

It almost seemed like I was watching a movie about the making of a Batman movie.

Although they made out he was struggling to come back and regain his former glory, I really didn't feel it. There was no real pain and anguish, sorrow nor strife.



The sound in my theater was terrible, I couldn't understand probably half the spoken dialogue and almost nothing Bane said.
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: arce1988 on July 22, 2012, 09:13:35 PM
  Good movie
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Nails on July 22, 2012, 09:19:48 PM

Watched it this morning , awesome movie, great script, bane was a badass villain ,it's just to bad jay cutler didnt get the bane role



(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iBQo77PwEww/TTwn-_lco3I/AAAAAAAAJng/Z6O6rqmfejM/s1600/jay_cutler_mrOlympia_ifbb_bodybuilder_photoshoot_army_2011_4.jpg)
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Tito24 on July 22, 2012, 09:25:15 PM
agree jay should have gotten the role, probably too aryan for the jewish menace
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: manuelsonn on July 22, 2012, 10:57:30 PM
it was crap, puer crap, hope this helps
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: booty on July 22, 2012, 11:02:30 PM
I'll pick you up at 9:00.
I already have a date but thanks.   :D
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 23, 2012, 01:57:58 AM
I already have a date but thanks.   :D

Slut!
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: BigCyp on July 23, 2012, 03:48:57 AM
Slut!

Only if she catches a turd on the first date
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: smoothasf on July 23, 2012, 03:56:06 AM
Fucking good film it really showed batmans character which the 2nd one forgot about despite ledger being  great. Banes  voice is good it makes him sound educated not just villainous.  anyone who doesn't like it is just trying to sound  like an expert. There was nothing unenjoyble  bout this film. Oh and catwoman.... Bravo  i was worried about it becoming cheese but she really showed her manipulation through not just sexuality but pretending to be a vulnerable female etc. Good good film
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: dr.chimps on July 23, 2012, 04:05:50 AM
Saw it yesterday. Liked it. Last 30-40 minutes of flick was 12 on the tension scale. Couple of quibbles. Bane's voice was awful - sounded like someone doing an impression of Gielgud on helium. And the script, while literate/intelligent, etc. just tried to tie together everything, or tried to make sense of everything -ie. what was then a lie, is now the truth, and will then be revealed later to again be a lie. My head was swimming at times trying to catch up with the plot lines. Oh, and the extended finale was really, really good. All in all, a fun Summer movie.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Tito24 on July 23, 2012, 07:20:31 AM
(http://designyoutrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/269.jpg)
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: G_Thang on July 23, 2012, 07:22:47 AM
(http://designyoutrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/269.jpg)

You can tell from the side facial profile and mane she's a beautiful ethnic.  Nails was poster of the year in 2011 with his racial humor.  you are leading the way with your photos in 2012.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: BigCyp on July 23, 2012, 07:46:59 AM
Are you saying that booty's other nick name is porta potty?  And that she uses that blue toilet water as perfume and wears a urinal puck charm around her neck just in case she meets a hot (short tattoed face midget) guy?

Would you like a receipt with that fail D-ware?
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: BigCyp on July 23, 2012, 07:49:04 AM

No thank you.

Ok, have a nice day  ;D
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Raymondo on July 23, 2012, 12:27:02 PM
Didn't like it that much.  I felt they tried to cram too much into one movie, which resulted in a jerky, hollow feeling film.

I thought bane was terrible.  From his voice (wtf didn't know deckard cain joined the league of shadows) to his guy-than-life proportions, I didn't think he was intimidating at all.  Bane scared the shit out of me when I watched the cartoon as a kid.  Almost seemed comical in this movie.

The hand to hand combat and such was just laughable for the most part (that said, anne hatheway's scenes were good).  Avengers set a new standard with its incredible cgi fight scenes, leaving batman in the dust like i knew it would.  There's just no place in the world anymore for Christian Bale's clunky ass trying to throw combinations at an equally languid Tom Hardy.

My least favorite of the three.  Still not a bad movie by any means, and I can't say it was a disappointment since I didn't expect much after the trailer.

 ;D
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Raymondo on July 23, 2012, 12:27:59 PM
The batman animation was serious business. The Clayface story was especially scary.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: cephissus on July 23, 2012, 01:28:15 PM
;D

haha i'm so glad at least one other person got that
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Raymondo on July 23, 2012, 01:32:21 PM
haha i'm so glad at least one other person got that

it was spot on, bane had a very cultured voice in the film. have you played diablo 3?
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: cephissus on July 23, 2012, 01:38:17 PM
it was spot on, bane had a very cultured voice in the film. have you played diablo 3?

yeah, definitely.  my first thought was "holy shit deckard's back!"

my second was, "when's he gonna ask bale about mephisto's soulstone???"

also I forgot about that clayface character.  some of the other stories were quite scary as well... when batman loses his memory and gets trapped on this southern plantation type place, forced to sweat to death in an iron box is one that comes to mind.  the bit involving children forced into subterranean slavery beneath gotham was another (thought the orphanage bit in dkr might have been a reference to this?).  but of course any time bane stepped onto the screen, i couldn't help but go delirious thinking batman had to get out of there immediately -- this was totally missing from dkr for me.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Nails on July 23, 2012, 01:39:45 PM
it was spot on, bane had a very cultured voice in the film. have you played diablo 3?

LMFAO


Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: cephissus on July 23, 2012, 01:40:37 PM
LMFAO




hahahahahahah this is an absolute classic
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Raymondo on July 23, 2012, 01:44:31 PM
LMFAO




 ;D
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: cephissus on July 23, 2012, 01:50:40 PM


haha this is the one i was actually thinking of
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: MikMaq on July 23, 2012, 02:07:39 PM
Eight out of ten, where the ten point scale is used as it ought to be and a five is average.

I'm not sure how one could make a better movie about a man in a tight rubber suit flying around that still manages to maintain an air of seriousness and handles a variety of themes convincingly. Maybe my theatre was better equipped but I was able to decipher 90%+ of what Bain said, and the lost dialogue wasn't enough to alter the overall quality of the film (most of what I couldn't hear was interspersed among fight scenes, so I doubt it was essential).

I'm confident that my not reading anything about the movie nor fostering any expectations made it much more enjoyable. What exactly were the people who were disappointed expecting?
The biggest problem was the movie wasn't focused, it was almost as if the star power of each character over powered there roles. Gary oldman, michael cain, that jew kid, and cat woman got way to much face time. It didn't fit right.
Also the movie failed to explain bane enough he was very good granted but his role just showed him a one dimensional crackpot, although his motivations were explained they came out of nowhere at the last minute.

Catwoman was great as anne hathoway's lack of personality made cat woman seem more realistic. Instead of a sex kitten, she was a true sociopath, the way cat woman should be.

Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Nails on July 23, 2012, 03:22:12 PM
agree jay should have gotten the role, probably too Caucasian for the jewish menace

exactly, jayson would have sealed that role up if he sent Nolan his Audition tape


"YOUR KIIIIIILLLLLLLINGGGGG IIIIIIITTTTTTTTT"
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: tu_holmes on July 23, 2012, 03:27:40 PM
And I survived! :-X


Best movie of the year! Two thumbs up!

Anyone else seen it yet?

Yes, agreed...so far this year.

Are you guys serious?

I thought it was good, but it wasn't great... Too much shit that Nolan took his liberty with.

Killing off Talia... Maybe Bane?

Killing off Batman? (Notice the scene where you all think he's alive is lit differently... Like a Dream Sequence)

Introducing a cop that doesn't exist in the comic? Naming him Robin?

It was good... don't get me wrong... The story was fantastic... Hell, make that a Daredevil script and it's fucking awesome... The story was the shining part.

But it wasn't a "Batman" story.

I thought Bane and Catwoman were ok... Could have been played by almost anyone and it would have been fine.

Bane is supposedly hispanic though...

I dunno... lots of things left me saying... Yes... I liked it... A lot... But it wasn't GREAT.

Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Rudee on July 23, 2012, 03:32:57 PM
Didn't see the first Dark Knight movie and have no desire to see this one.   I absolutely hate movies based around fantasy and or comic books.   
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: booty on July 23, 2012, 09:05:52 PM
Slut!
Um I am taking my children to see Spiderman.   :-\
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: HTexan on July 23, 2012, 09:12:06 PM
False....not a correct way to wrap an incredible trilogy.  It was fine as it was.
false. Just because it is the last movie, doesnt mean it can get away with low action.
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Parker on July 23, 2012, 09:17:07 PM
Didn't see the first Dark Knight movie and have no desire to see this one.   I absolutely hate movies based around fantasy and or comic books.   
Then you hate movies about myths and legends, and many comic book movies have a lot of backstory, in fact many of the writers for comicbooks are damn good.

Or is it that that you don't like movies based on fantasy or comicbooks because they eff them up? Please elaborate. 
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: HTexan on July 23, 2012, 10:01:10 PM
Didn't see the first Dark Knight movie and have no desire to see this one.   I absolutely hate movies based around fantasy and or comic books.   
Name a movie without some from of fanstasy? Because that is what movies are.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Natural Man on July 23, 2012, 10:03:52 PM
will they make another re re re re re boot of batman in 20 years from now?  ::)
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 23, 2012, 11:42:33 PM
will they make another re re re re re boot of batman in 20 years from now?  ::)

I'll give it 3 years, 4 maximum. People getting more and more stupid allows "artists" and "creative people" to feed them the same exact shit and, contrary to the past, under the same brand; the package is just a little bit "modernized", "upgraded", "taken to the next level".
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Raymondo on July 23, 2012, 11:44:33 PM
they're going to do a spin-off story with nightwing
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Tito24 on July 23, 2012, 11:51:56 PM
yes and if you look real good you can see her goddesian etnic pussy lips as well
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Natural Man on July 27, 2012, 02:46:35 PM
Then you hate movies about myths and legends, and many comic book movies have a lot of backstory, in fact many of the writers for comicbooks are damn good.

Or is it that that you don't like movies based on fantasy or comicbooks because they eff them up? Please elaborate.  
all stories and books written by man are based on the Bible, the first "book". Same old story is being repeated, over and over, and young people always need heroes to give a positive meaning to their existence, to be motivated to build, create, defend, instead of destroying.
Title: Re: Just got back from Dark Knight Rises
Post by: Raymondo on July 27, 2012, 02:49:15 PM
all stories and books written by man are based on the Bible, the first book. Same old story, over and over.


Bible the first book, oh boy  ::)  I guess you've never heard of Homer or Gilgamesh... I can tell you've only read your "holy book" and some Richard Dawkins and Dawkins crushed you so badly you've spent years of your life trying to reconcile the two.
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Post by: Natural Man on July 27, 2012, 02:56:36 PM

Bible the first book, oh boy  ::)  I guess you've never heard of Homer or Gilgamesh... I can tell you've only read your "holy book" and some Richard Dawkins and Dawkins crushed you so badly you've spent years of your life trying to reconcile the two.
the first and most widespread -printed- book is the Bible, and all books written later are merely copying it, until now. It's a fact. Every story is about good and evil, whatever the background and characters, and evil has to lose in the end.
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Post by: Raymondo on July 27, 2012, 03:02:10 PM
the first and most widespread -printed- book is the Bible, and all books written later are merely copying it, until now. It's a fact. Every story is about good and evil, whatever the background and characters, and evil has to lose in the end.

hahaha, you binary thinking indoctrinated amoeba, the epic of gilgamesh predates moses by more than five hundred years.
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Post by: tu_holmes on July 27, 2012, 03:26:50 PM
all stories and books written by man are based on the Bible, the first book. Same old story, over and over.

The FIRST book?

Really?


There are some of the first writings in the Bible... but it is not the first book.

The first writings were ancient Sumerian and things of the like.
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Post by: Natural Man on July 27, 2012, 03:29:14 PM
hahaha, you binary thinking indoctrinated amoeba, the epic of gilgamesh predates moses by more than five hundred years.
yawn, what a moron.


It is true that the Genesis flood account shares many striking similarities with the Babylonian Gilgamesh epic, and with the Babylonian Atrahasis epic, for that matter. In fact, literally hundreds of flood traditions have been preserved all over the world, with traditions abounding in Europe, Asia, Africa, and Australia, as well as both of the Americas, and the Genesis account shares similarities with most of them. Of the flood traditions which have survived to the present time, about 95% describe a global cataclysmic deluge, 88% tell of a favored family of humans saved from drowning to reestablish the human race after the deluge, 66% say the family was forewarned of the coming cataclysm, 66% blame the wickedness of man for the deluge, and 70% record a boat as being the means by which the chosen family (and animals) survived the flood. More than one third of these traditions mention birds being sent out from the boat.
 
Since every culture has descended directly from the flood’s survivors, it is logical that stories of this traumatic event are both abundant and universal, having been passed down from generation to generation. This is certainly the case. Many of these traditions are remarkably consistent, considering the relative isolation of the cultures, the length of time that has elapsed since the flood, and the human tendency to embellish, exaggerate, and distort stories over time. The Babylonian and biblical accounts of the flood appear to represent different retellings of an essentially identical flood tradition.
 
Skeptics want to imagine that there was, in fact, no flood and that the Bible’s flood account was borrowed from a Babylonian myth. The evidence seems to suggest otherwise: there was, in fact, a catastrophic worldwide deluge, and that the veracity of the biblical account is attested to by numerous other similar ancient accounts. In addition to abundant historical evidence, there is a wealth of physical proof in favor of the flood’s historicity. The flood of Noah’s day was most certainly a real historical event, and the biblical account of what happened is trustworthy.

Source(s):

The Genesis Flood by Henry Morris and John Whitcomb.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100928004558AAYkBOP

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Post by: HTexan on July 27, 2012, 03:34:20 PM
the first and most widespread -printed- book is the Bible, and all books written later are merely copying it, until now. It's a fact. Every story is about good and evil, whatever the background and characters, and evil has to lose in the end.
I have be noticing a lot of recent movies borrowing for the bible. Lack of creative writers? Or is the Christian bible just a part of American life?
The matrix
Superman
The dark night
The green mile
I am robot
T4
Etc.
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Post by: Raymondo on July 27, 2012, 03:37:13 PM
yawn, what a moron.


It is true that the Genesis flood account shares many striking similarities with the Babylonian Gilgamesh epic, and with the Babylonian Atrahasis epic, for that matter. In fact, literally hundreds of flood traditions have been preserved all over the world, with traditions abounding in Europe, Asia, Africa, and Australia, as well as both of the Americas, and the Genesis account shares similarities with most of them. Of the flood traditions which have survived to the present time, about 95% describe a global cataclysmic deluge, 88% tell of a favored family of humans saved from drowning to reestablish the human race after the deluge, 66% say the family was forewarned of the coming cataclysm, 66% blame the wickedness of man for the deluge, and 70% record a boat as being the means by which the chosen family (and animals) survived the flood. More than one third of these traditions mention birds being sent out from the boat.
 
Since every culture has descended directly from the flood’s survivors, it is logical that stories of this traumatic event are both abundant and universal, having been passed down from generation to generation. This is certainly the case. Many of these traditions are remarkably consistent, considering the relative isolation of the cultures, the length of time that has elapsed since the flood, and the human tendency to embellish, exaggerate, and distort stories over time. The Babylonian and biblical accounts of the flood appear to represent different retellings of an essentially identical flood tradition.
 
Skeptics want to imagine that there was, in fact, no flood and that the Bible’s flood account was borrowed from a Babylonian myth. The evidence seems to suggest otherwise: there was, in fact, a catastrophic worldwide deluge, and that the veracity of the biblical account is attested to by numerous other similar ancient accounts. In addition to abundant historical evidence, there is a wealth of physical proof in favor of the flood’s historicity. The flood of Noah’s day was most certainly a real historical event, and the biblical account of what happened is trustworthy.

Source(s):

The Genesis Flood by Henry Morris and John Whitcomb.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100928004558AAYkBOP



Looks like you've been doing some urgent googling unterman, hope you're not upset ;) yahoo answers lol

There's nothing original about the Bible, and the guy is right you'll find it weaves mythologies from many different ancient cultures.

You probably don't know this, seeing as you got your head up your arse, but every ancient culture has a Christ-like figure, a god who dies and is then resurrected. The problem with you indoctrinated sheep is that you think these things actually happened.
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Post by: manuelsonn on July 28, 2012, 05:04:38 AM
the bible is a fairy tale with good PR, nothing to see here
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Post by: Rome on July 28, 2012, 08:12:31 AM
Just saw it. Some good twist at the end but otherwise quite mediocre. And that mumble mouthed :-X :-X :-X :-X Bane guy was annoying and long winded. His constant pontificating about "The System"   ::) was zzzz worthy.
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Post by: michael arvilla on July 28, 2012, 08:48:43 AM
                                                 yes
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Post by: Kwon_2 on July 28, 2012, 09:53:20 AM
will they make another re re re re re boot of batman in 20 years from now?  ::)

For as long as the Batman-franchise is popular.

It's interesting to see how these old characters still have such popularity and fanbase.

Who knows how society will look in 20 years though.
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Post by: Parker on July 28, 2012, 03:04:16 PM
Watching the movie now, it stopped due to a severe storm, it shut off the power. Somebody brought a baby to the movie---yeah, like loud noises, booms, etc are good for a babies ears.
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Post by: Mr Anabolic on July 28, 2012, 03:04:54 PM
I like the movie, but Bane's voice was silly... he sounded like Sean Connery trying to imitate Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
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Post by: Parker on July 28, 2012, 03:16:24 PM
I like the movie, but Bane's voice was silly... he sounded like Sean Connery trying to imitate Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
Exactly, the cartoon Bane sounded Latin, with a slight mix of East European...
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Post by: Shockwave on July 28, 2012, 03:18:01 PM
I like the movie, but Bane's voice was silly... he sounded like Sean Connery trying to imitate Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
I liked Bane's voice.
Thought it gave him a more intelligent persona than most typical villians.

Besides, everyone knows he sounds exactly like Deckard Cain from Diablo.
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Post by: HTexan on July 28, 2012, 03:19:32 PM
I like the movie, but Bane's voice was silly... he sounded like Sean Connery trying to imitate Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
HAHAHA add a storm trooper, and stop on.
yeah, they boosted the mids after everyone complained about it. 
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Post by: Parker on July 28, 2012, 03:31:42 PM
I liked Bane's voice.
Thought it gave him a more intelligent persona than most typical villians.

Besides, everyone knows he sounds exactly like Deckard Cain from Diablo.
Not to be a geek here, but most of Batman's adversaries are intelligent---insane yes, psychopathic yes---but they seemingly have above average intelligence. The Joker, Harvey Dent, Cat Woman, Black Mask, Bane, etc. Even probably Killer Croc, they all seem to be top of their game, heading crime organizations.
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Post by: Shockwave on July 28, 2012, 03:32:50 PM
Not to be a geek here, but most of Batman's adversaries are intelligent---insane yes, psychopathic yes---but they seemingly have above average intelligence. The Joker, Harvey Dent, Cat Woman, Black Mask, Bane, etc. Even probably Killer Croc, they all seem to be top of their game, heading crime organizations.
Yes, I know, but Bane historically was very intelligent even compared to the rest of the villians. Although that never translated to cartoons/movies, they always made him huge and dumb.
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Post by: GigantorX on July 28, 2012, 04:16:38 PM
Yes, I know, but Bane historically was very intelligent even compared to the rest of the villians. Although that never translated to cartoons/movies, they always made him huge and dumb.

Bane actually allied with Batman on a few occasions as well.
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Post by: Parker on July 28, 2012, 04:28:24 PM
Yes, I know, but Bane historically was very intelligent even compared to the rest of the villians. Although that never translated to cartoons/movies, they always made him huge and dumb.
People (Americans) think big and muscular equates to dumb and stupid. And I think (I don't know) that when they (DC) came up with Bane, they wanted an oxymoron for a nemesis.
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Post by: Shockwave on July 28, 2012, 04:31:15 PM
People (Americans) think big and muscular equates to dumb and stupid. And I think (I don't know) that when they (DC) came up with Bane, they wanted an oxymoron for a nemesis.
In incredibly intelligent, hugely muscular and physically brutal enemy? Unpossible sir!
Everyone knows muscles = stupid.  ;D

I think the average person likes the idea that extremely fit/strong/physically capable people are stupid, it makes them feel better about their physical inferiority.
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Post by: Hulkotron on July 28, 2012, 04:36:52 PM
Yes most people are small and weak as well as dumb.
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Post by: Parker on July 28, 2012, 05:06:25 PM
In incredibly intelligent, hugely muscular and physically brutal enemy? Unpossible sir!
Everyone knows muscles = stupid.  ;D

I think the average person likes the idea that extremely fit/strong/physically capable people are stupid, it makes them feel better about their physical inferiority.
In college, one of the smartest guys I knew, was a bber. His nickname was "Beast" from the Xmen, because he was huge and intelligent. Huge arms, chest, back, legs...but his mind was equal to his phyisque.

We know that there are intelligent "beautiful" people, but many assume that these people are stupid as well---because many people fawn at the feet of pretty people, so they use that to get ahead.

It's odd how the really, really smart people tend to be be of average or less than average looks, yet hate on those who are physically more attractive or muscular than them, but at the same time, wish that they either could be like them or with them.

And if you look at some of the people who draw the "handsome", "beautiful", "muscular", "curvy" characters---you see that they are their ideal man or woman---ones that they don't resemble.
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Post by: delta9mda on July 28, 2012, 05:20:06 PM
movies was no big deal. bane sounded like a fag.
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Post by: cephissus on July 28, 2012, 06:48:53 PM
"you'd better hurry!" - bane
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Post by: Shockwave on July 28, 2012, 06:58:19 PM
"you'd better hurry!" - bane
"It would hurt"
"Mr. Wayne!"

You have to say it in your head with a deckard cain voice though.
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 28, 2012, 07:13:39 PM
In college, one of the smartest guys I knew, was a bber. His nickname was "Beast" from the Xmen, because he was huge and intelligent. Huge arms, chest, back, legs...but his mind was equal to his phyisque.

We know that there are intelligent "beautiful" people, but many assume that these people are stupid as well---because many people fawn at the feet of pretty people, so they use that to get ahead.

It's odd how the really, really smart people tend to be be of average or less than average looks, yet hate on those who are physically more attractive or muscular than them, but at the same time, wish that they either could be like them or with them.

And if you look at some of the people who draw the "handsome", "beautiful", "muscular", "curvy" characters---you see that they are their ideal man or woman---ones that they don't resemble.

If someone is spending 2-3 hours a day in a gym/cardio and constantly weighing him/herself and thinking about protein 18 hours a day everyday, along with taking untested substances from China, that alone is going to make someone lose a boatload of intelligent points.
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Post by: cephissus on July 28, 2012, 07:14:43 PM
"It would hurt"
"Mr. Wayne!"

You have to say it in your head with a deckard cain voice though.

 ;D

*batman sneaks in*

Bane: "It's beginning to feel like some great evil is permeating the air around here!"
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Post by: Parker on July 28, 2012, 07:17:10 PM
Damn Movie is cursed, a storm had knocked out the power, and we have passes for another movie
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Post by: Powerlift66 on July 29, 2012, 02:31:25 AM
The movie was OK.. Much too long though.. damn.. Nothing special..
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Post by: hench on July 29, 2012, 05:31:34 AM
not seen it yet but I heard bane sounds like tom jones. Also he Hardy at 5'9" is badly miscast as Bane but apparantly headded 30lbs of muscle to his warrior physique. Yea right.
http://www.fitzness.com/blog/batmans-tom-hardy-bulks-up-to-play-bane-in-the-dark-knight-rises/
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Post by: Shockwave on July 29, 2012, 06:21:21 AM
not seen it yet but I heard bane sounds like tom jones. Also he Hardy at 5'9" is badly miscast as Bane but apparantly headded 30lbs of muscle to his warrior physique. Yea right.
http://www.fitzness.com/blog/batmans-tom-hardy-bulks-up-to-play-bane-in-the-dark-knight-rises/
He looks fairly imposing, lots of trick camera work.
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Post by: Natural Man on July 29, 2012, 08:03:55 AM
In college, one of the smartest guys I knew, was a bber. His nickname was "Beast" from the Xmen, because he was huge and intelligent. Huge arms, chest, back, legs...but his mind was equal to his phyisque.

We know that there are intelligent "beautiful" people, but many assume that these people are stupid as well---because many people fawn at the feet of pretty people, so they use that to get ahead.

It's odd how the really, really smart people tend to be be of average or less than average looks, yet hate on those who are physically more attractive or muscular than them, but at the same time, wish that they either could be like them or with them.

And if you look at some of the people who draw the "handsome", "beautiful", "muscular", "curvy" characters---you see that they are their ideal man or woman---ones that they don't resemble.

what is intelligence anyway. Someone is considered intelligent when he survives using his brain to fuck others people in the ass instead of being fucked by them, instead of using sheer physical strenght/violence to survive, this is what is considered intelligence. But wether you re using strenght or "intelligence", both have for only purpose to allow you tu survive better than/at the expense of others ultimately. Someone is considered smarter than others when he survives better than them, earning more money, having a better looking girl, a bigger house, car, and when he only had to work sitting in a chair in an office for it. Someone s considered intelligent when he wins without fighting or with only little few efforts, which means he ll save more energy for later fights.
Seriously, define "intelligence" first.
Also as mentioned numerous times, being smart, and good looking, doesnt mean you re happier than everyone else either. There are ugly, bad people who are very happy, because they can dominate others people who are uglier and stupider than them. Looks like it's all relative right?
Fact is someone's who s happy is someone who most of the time thinks he s better than everyone else and who have daily evidences that he has a better than other people he can compares himself to.
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Post by: Shockwave on July 29, 2012, 08:09:27 AM
what is intelligence anyway. Someone is considered intelligent when he survives using his brain to fuck others people in the ass instead of being fucked by them, this is what is considered intelligence. Someone is considered smarter than others when he survives better than them, earning more money, having a better looking girl, a bigger house, car, and when he only had to work for it. Someone s considered intelligent when he wins without fighting or with only little few efforts, which means he ll save more energy for later fights.
Seriously, define "intelligence" first.
Also as mentioned numerous times, being smart, and good looking, doesnt mean you re happier than everyone else either. There are ugly, bad people who are very happy, because they can dominate others people who are uglier and stupider than them. Looks like it's all relative right?
Fact is someone's who s happy is someone who most of the time thinks he s better than everyone else and who have daily evidences that he has a better than other people he can compares himself to.
I think you're definition of intelligent is quite a bit different than most peoples.

Seriously dude, you need to stop trying to psychoanalyze EVERY situation.
There is a time and place where that fits, but many times where it doesn't.
Youre like the psychologist version of Bay.
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Post by: Natural Man on July 29, 2012, 08:14:24 AM
I guess most of you knew tom hardy your "favorite villain" -oh brother- is gay right?  :-\

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/28/inception-star-tom-hardy_n_662907.html
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Post by: Shockwave on July 29, 2012, 08:35:43 AM
I guess most of you knew tom hardy your "favorite villain" -oh brother- is gay right?  :-\

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/28/inception-star-tom-hardy_n_662907.html
Lol, yes, this has been posted at least 3 times.
His sexual exploits are no business of mine, nor do they make the slightest difference in his acting IMHO.
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Post by: Natural Man on July 29, 2012, 09:01:47 AM
Lol, yes, this has been posted at least 3 times.
His sexual exploits are no business of mine, nor do they make the slightest difference in his acting IMHO.
Sure buddy, sure. It's not gay, as long as balls dont touch right?
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Post by: Shockwave on July 29, 2012, 09:03:35 AM
Sure buddy, sure. It's not gay, as long as balls dont touch right?
Lol, no, its still gay, but his sex life is his own and doesnt effect me.
If I refused to watch movies based on the actors sexual preferences, I probably would never be able to watch any movies ever again, as Im pretty sure 99% of the major hollywood actors are closeted homosexuals.
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Post by: Natural Man on July 29, 2012, 09:11:58 AM
Lol, no, its still gay, but his sex life is his own and doesnt effect me.
If I refused to watch movies based on the actors sexual preferences, I probably would never be able to watch any movies ever again, as Im pretty sure 99% of the major hollywood actors are closeted homosexuals.
and heroes, models, of 99.9% of the occidental male audience that watch their movies and imitate them in their daily lives.
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Post by: deadz on July 29, 2012, 09:12:43 AM
Worth seeing.
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Post by: Shockwave on July 29, 2012, 09:13:48 AM
and heroes, models, of 99.9% of the occidental male audience that watch their movies and imitate them in their daily lives.
Not sure I've ever met anyone trying to imitate movies in their day to day life, lol.
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Post by: Natural Man on July 29, 2012, 09:45:34 AM
Not sure I've ever met anyone trying to imitate movies in their day to day life, lol.
Dressing, moving, talking, like them copying their facial expressions, gestures, attitudes...mixing them with those of others actors to create a modern, strong, adaptative, dominating "personality"...
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Post by: Shockwave on July 29, 2012, 10:01:05 AM
Dressing, moving, talking, like them copying their facial expressions, gestures, attitudes...mixing them with those of others actors to create a modern, strong, adaptative, dominating "personality"...
So theyre pretending to be someone who is pretending to be someone else?
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Post by: Natural Man on July 29, 2012, 10:02:19 AM
So theyre pretending to be someone who is pretending to be someone else?
this what we are, monkeys copying each others strategies of survival to build "our personality", our personality being a mixed bag of different strategies of survival, to insure our own survival.
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Post by: bigmc on July 29, 2012, 10:05:31 AM
this what we are, monkeys copying each others strategies of survival to build "our personality", our personality being a mixed bag of different strategies of survival, to insure our own survival.

you come across as having some serious issues around your sexuality talk about overcompensating
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Post by: dr.chimps on July 29, 2012, 10:24:22 AM
you come across as having some serious issues around your sexuality talk about overcompensating
Exactly. Sometimes a movie is just a movie. 
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Post by: Natural Man on July 29, 2012, 10:35:37 AM
you come across as having some serious issues around your sexuality talk about overcompensating
I simply chose not to have any kind of links with anyone who chose homosexuality or promote it because i think it is dangerous, bad, for life. I just chose to control influences instead of letting them freely flow thru my mind and impregnate it without my consent. I carefully select what i read, watch, listen to, analyzing who wrote, thought it , by taking a look at their past influences, by trying to understand their goals, agendas, before blindly drinking their message.
You "choose" to watch, read, listen to a culture, litterature, that has been written, directed, created, by homosexuals, without most of the time, even knowing it. You "choose" to simply let yourself go with the flow because it's easier, a flow that is heading to the sewers. As if decadent, lost, sexually confused, vain hollywood's message  was to be followed without a second thought.
The fact is that most males in occident, lacking strong father figures look for them in movies, tv, music and sub cultures, basically idoles, instead of following God, a way better father figure if you plan on creating and maintaining life, something only mature , grown up spiritual men and women can do. Prefer the original to the perverted, shitty copies.
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Post by: Raymondo on July 29, 2012, 10:41:48 AM
I simply chose not to have any kind of links with anyone who chose homosexuality or promote it because i think it is dangerous, bad, for life. I just chose to control influences instead of letting them freely flow thru my mind and impregnate it without my consent. I carefully select what i read, watch, listen to, analyzing who wrote, thought it , by taking a look at their past influences, by trying to understand their goals, agendas, before blindly drinking their message.
You choose to watch, read, listen to a culture, litterature, that has been written, directed, created, by homosexuals, without most of the time, even knowing it. You "choose" to simply let yourself go with the flow because it's easier, a flow that is heading to the sewers. As if decadent, lost, sexually confused, vain hollywood's message  was to be followed without a second thought.

wow what a fervent anti-conformist and yet you submit to the ultimate conformity, religion.
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Post by: Natural Man on July 29, 2012, 10:45:58 AM
wow what a fervent anti-conformist and yet you submit to the ultimate conformity, religion.
Exactly I believe genuine hapiness is found following God's words, and i believe it's a better "conformity" than following the atheist decadent egotistical cynical "conformity".
I have no problem with being considered as a religious conformist, as it is a biological, animal need that allow me and other people to create and maintain life, while atheists spend their lives thinking only about their own egos, interests, even if at the expense of others, being unable to see the bigger picture, destroying their and others lives in the process.
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Post by: Raymondo on July 29, 2012, 10:50:52 AM
Exactly I believe genuine hapiness is found following God's words, and i believe it's a better "conformity" than following the atheist decadent egotistical cynical "conformity".
I have no problem with being considered as a religious conformist, as it is a biological, animal need that allow me and other people to create and maintain life, while atheists spend their lives thinking only about their own egos, interests, even if at the expense of others, being unable to see the bigger picture, destroying their and others lives in the process.

But you're saying people are no different than animals. Isn't this what defines an animal?
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Post by: Natural Man on July 29, 2012, 10:53:38 AM
But you're saying people are no different than animals. Isn't this what defines an animal?
Two kinds of animals, those who think they are gods themselves and will kill each others indefinitely -atheists-,  and others who submit to one and only God they fear and listen to, bettering themselves and their offsprings in the process, thus insuring that -human- life will continue.
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Post by: Raymondo on July 29, 2012, 10:59:09 AM
Two kinds of animals, those who think they are gods themselves and will kill each others indefinitely,  and others who submit to one and only God they fear and listen to, bettering themselves and their offsprings in the process, thus insuring that -human- life will continue.

how very convenient.

and these "two kinds" evolved naturally from "monkeys" as you put it?
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Post by: dr.chimps on July 29, 2012, 11:05:56 AM
Exactly I believe genuine hapiness is found following God's words, and i believe it's a better "conformity" than following the atheist decadent egotistical cynical "conformity".
I have no problem with being considered as a religious conformist, as it is a biological, animal need that allow me and other people to create and maintain life, while atheists spend their lives thinking only about their own egos, interests, even if at the expense of others, being unable to see the bigger picture, destroying their and others lives in the process.
Cripes. What a mess. Your headspace must resemble a rummage sale.
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Post by: delta9mda on July 29, 2012, 11:08:39 AM
bane sounds like darth sean connery
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: bigmc on July 29, 2012, 11:40:44 AM
I simply chose not to have any kind of links with anyone who chose homosexuality or promote it because i think it is dangerous, bad, for life. I just chose to control influences instead of letting them freely flow thru my mind and impregnate it without my consent. I carefully select what i read, watch, listen to, analyzing who wrote, thought it , by taking a look at their past influences, by trying to understand their goals, agendas, before blindly drinking their message.
You "choose" to watch, read, listen to a culture, litterature, that has been written, directed, created, by homosexuals, without most of the time, even knowing it. You "choose" to simply let yourself go with the flow because it's easier, a flow that is heading to the sewers. As if decadent, lost, sexually confused, vain hollywood's message  was to be followed without a second thought.
The fact is that most males in occident, lacking strong father figures look for them in movies, tv, music and sub cultures, basically idoles, instead of following God, a way better father figure if you plan on creating and maintaining life, something only mature , grown up spiritual men and women can do. Prefer the original to the perverted, shitty copies.

you sound scared that you might be tipped over the edge

you keep fighting it bro its an aberration against god  ::)
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: tu_holmes on July 29, 2012, 11:49:49 AM
Not sure I've ever met anyone trying to imitate movies in their day to day life, lol.

I'm sure
I guess most of you knew tom hardy your "favorite villain" -oh brother- is gay right?  :-\

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/28/inception-star-tom-hardy_n_662907.html

Lol, no, its still gay, but his sex life is his own and doesnt effect me.
If I refused to watch movies based on the actors sexual preferences, I probably would never be able to watch any movies ever again, as Im pretty sure 99% of the major hollywood actors are closeted homosexuals.
Probably close to 50% to be honest, but who gives a shit what someone else does... That's their business.

Bodybuilding is apparently gay as fuck, but Uberman is all over this place.
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: DeketheCreep on July 29, 2012, 12:17:07 PM
(http://i1126.photobucket.com/albums/l603/dekethecreep1/524152_208522962607549_1699679441_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Shockwave on July 29, 2012, 12:17:52 PM
(http://i1126.photobucket.com/albums/l603/dekethecreep1/524152_208522962607549_1699679441_n.jpg)
Awesome.
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Krankenstein on July 29, 2012, 01:20:54 PM
Question for Uberman :

If there were only two of everything brought onto the Ark.  Would that mean that all animals (save for water creatures) did some inbreeding in order to populate the Earth? 
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: tu_holmes on July 29, 2012, 01:29:45 PM
Question for Uberman :

If there were only two of everything brought onto the Ark.  Would that mean that all animals (save for water creatures) did some inbreeding in order to populate the Earth? 

Let's not forget that Moses was only allowed to bring his own family... So his sons were most likely banging his daughters.
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 29, 2012, 01:41:03 PM
Decent movie, was a bit sad that Robin and Catwoman died though.

Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Shockwave on July 29, 2012, 01:42:01 PM
Decent movie, was a bit sad that Robin and Catwoman died though.


Spoiler Alert!
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: cephissus on July 29, 2012, 01:53:44 PM
great posts, uberman
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Hulkotron on July 29, 2012, 03:01:06 PM
I thought the bit at the end with Danny DeVita was a nice homage to Batman's cinematic roots.
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Shockwave on July 29, 2012, 03:44:53 PM
I thought the bit at the end with Danny DeVita was a nice homage to Batman's cinematic roots.
The Jack Nicholson cameo was awesome as well.
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Parker on July 29, 2012, 04:47:21 PM
Let's not forget that Noah was only allowed to bring his own family... So his sons were most likely banging his daughters.
Fixed...
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Nails on July 29, 2012, 04:53:44 PM
The Jack Nicholson cameo was awesome as well.

I thought the bit at the end with Danny DeVita was a nice homage to Batman's cinematic roots.



Where did thEse cameos appear in the dark night rises??
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: HTexan on July 29, 2012, 04:54:40 PM
Decent movie, was a bit sad that Robin and Catwoman died though.


yeah, But Dent coming back from the grave was awesome!!!
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 29, 2012, 05:56:11 PM


Where did thEse cameos appear in the dark night rises??

At the end, they're seen standing on the rooftops when Harvey Dent returns.
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Mr.1derful on July 29, 2012, 08:28:22 PM
Just saw TDKR at I-Max.  The film looked great and in the realm of super hero movies, I would say is the first with such dark serious overtones.  Nolan pulls it off well though, as meshing a super hero movie convincingly in such a way is not easy, especially one  that convinces the audience of the vulnerability of the super hero.  I felt the scenes of this movie flowed better than TDK, but where Heath Ledger's Joker added a lot of depth, Bane is much more one dimensional and generic.  

The TDK will be heralded as the better film,  but I was more into this one for a first viewing.  I like it being such a dark and heavy film for a super hero movie.  I would also say the action was the best of the three movies in the Trilogy.  Most super hero movies are fun, this one isn't.  In part, that might be why some might not like it the same as TDK. TDKR is epic.
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 29, 2012, 08:51:40 PM
Yes, indeed, but the best thing in this movie was Catwoman on the bike imo, The resurrection of Harvey Dent (my favorite villain), and with the Penguin-cameo.

Nice nod to Killer-Croc as well!

(http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/121/1217108/TDKR-DCD-statues_1327438672.jpg)
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Mr.1derful on July 29, 2012, 09:30:46 PM
1.  Bane was much bigger than I thought he'd be!

2.  Bane was legit intimidating as fuck!

3.  That was not just a great Batman movie, but a great fucking movie period!  Gonna see it again!

This.  Awesome on an I-Max screen.
Title: Re: So the new Batman movie is supposed to suck
Post by: Agnostic007 on July 30, 2012, 07:23:03 AM
The Joker role got way overhyped after Heath Ledger died.  If he didn't die and the sensitivity wasn't there, people wouldn't have hyped his performance so much.

I got to disagree. The intensity was captivating, the performance desereved every bit of the accolades it recieved. For me, it set the current bar for acting 
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Agnostic007 on July 30, 2012, 07:27:31 AM
Watched TDKR last night. I guess I was expecting more. Was not impressed. As smart as Batman is, why didn't he blow Baine to hell on the rooftop from his copter? Sure would have went along way to making the movie seem less like 5 hrs. 
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: tu_holmes on July 30, 2012, 09:43:20 AM
Watched TDKR last night. I guess I was expecting more. Was not impressed. As smart as Batman is, why didn't he blow Baine to hell on the rooftop from his copter? Sure would have went along way to making the movie seem less like 5 hrs. 

While I do not often agree with you on many things... On this, I do.

There were a lot of "Un-Batman" like things that went down.
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Agnostic007 on July 30, 2012, 09:49:51 AM
While I do not often agree with you on many things... On this, I do.

There were a lot of "Un-Batman" like things that went down.

Well, if you are agreeing with me, it means I am probably wrong so I am second guessing myself now...  ;)
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: tu_holmes on July 30, 2012, 09:53:06 AM
Well, if you are agreeing with me, it means I am probably wrong so I am second guessing myself now...  ;)

That's fine... Just remember, it's just your profession I'm not a fan of.
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: hench on July 30, 2012, 01:38:37 PM
I liked the scenes with Michael Keaton in prison, nice touch
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 30, 2012, 02:11:01 PM
When Val Kilmer and George Clooney were sitting at the restaurant that Bruce Wayne was in, that was classy.  Same as having Jim Carrey working the question desk at the airport.  Cute how they put the question mark above him.  I heard they wanted Arnold to be an ice salesman, but he was busy filming the expendibles II.
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Parker on July 30, 2012, 02:15:08 PM
Watched TDKR last night. I guess I was expecting more. Was not impressed. As smart as Batman is, why didn't he blow Baine to hell on the rooftop from his copter? Sure would have went along way to making the movie seem less like 5 hrs. 
Because doing that would be very Un-batman like...Batman doesn't kill, he'll eff you up, but he won't kill...
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 30, 2012, 02:18:06 PM
When Val Kilmer and George Clooney were sitting at the restaurant that Bruce Wayne was in, that was classy.  Same as having Jim Carrey working the question desk at the airport. 

Yes that was pure ingenuity, love that Nolan really wanted to pay homohomage to those old characters and was able to cram in so many dickscameos.
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Agnostic007 on July 30, 2012, 02:41:35 PM
Because doing that would be very Un-batman like...Batman doesn't kill, he'll eff you up, but he won't kill...

but... allowing Bain to live cost the lives of innocent people... oh the quandry...
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Hulkotron on July 30, 2012, 02:47:09 PM
Kwon is that "Krang" from the Ninja Turtles in your avatar?
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Parker on July 30, 2012, 02:51:18 PM
but... allowing Bain to live cost the lives of innocent people... oh the quandry...
Watch Superman vs The Elite, the question is pondered...
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: SF1900 on July 30, 2012, 02:54:16 PM
Kwon is that "Krang" from the Ninja Turtles in your avatar?

How can anyone like an ass like that? Big, gross, and disgusting.
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 30, 2012, 02:55:35 PM
Kwon is that "Krang" from the Ninja Turtles in your avatar?

Shredder, not Krang
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7wl8j2ntW1qfdu41o1_500.gif)
(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/21700000/Shredder-Krang-ninja-turtles-21782159-1086-735.jpg)
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: hench on August 01, 2012, 12:09:18 PM
thought this was quite amusing
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Shockwave on August 01, 2012, 03:24:16 PM
thought this was quite amusing

Thats pretty hilarious.
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: MikMaq on August 01, 2012, 06:36:18 PM
I tried watching the 60`s version the other day, it`s not that bad makes me wanna smoke weed real fucking badly. Too bad I can`t :-\
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Hulkotron on August 01, 2012, 06:48:53 PM
Yes '60s Batman owns.
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Parker on August 01, 2012, 07:18:47 PM
I tried watching the 60`s version the other day, it`s not that bad makes me wanna smoke weed real fucking badly. Too bad I can`t :-\
60's batman is about as campy as it gets...complete with a out of shape batman, who is trying to suck it in, and the mask makes him look cross eyed, to the over enthusiastic "boy wonder", and then let's not forget the "pow", "bam".
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: tu_holmes on August 02, 2012, 10:08:18 AM
60's batman is about as campy as it gets...complete with a out of shape batman, who is trying to suck it in, and the mask makes him look cross eyed, to the over enthusiastic "boy wonder", and then let's not forget the "pow", "bam".

You have to appreciate the time it was made... Everything in the 60s was about bright colors and anything that didn't remind them of the battle raging on in Vietnam.
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Gregzs on December 06, 2012, 09:04:31 PM
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/JakeLester/news/?a=70817

Michael Caine Comments On The Ending Of THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

A lot has been made of The Dark Knight Rises' ending. Speculation has run rampant on whether or not what Alfred saw that day at the cafe was real or an illusion to put him at ease. Actor Sir Michael Caine talked with The Huffington Post where they asked him about the last scene in the movie. He said that Christopher Nolan is a secretive director (shocker), but that he, "was so happy with the ending, obviously." They went on to ask him what it was like the day while shooting the scene. Check out what he had to say below.


"It was just an ordinary day. "You do this, you walk in, have a look around." He said, "I just want you to nod, nothing else." Because earlier I said to Bruce, "I want to see you with a wife and children and all that." I said I won't saying, I'll just nod my head. I said that earlier in the movie and that's exactly what I did at the end. I thought the ending was wonderful."

"It's the writing, you know. The thing about Chris is that he's not only a brilliant director. I think he's up there with David Lean, but David Lean couldn't write. He used Robert Bolt to write his scripts."
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: arce1988 on December 06, 2012, 10:01:29 PM
  Good movie
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Nails on December 06, 2012, 10:02:58 PM

What the shit does any of this mean???



http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/JakeLester/news/?a=70817

Michael Caine Comments On The Ending Of THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

A lot has been made of The Dark Knight Rises' ending. Speculation has run rampant on whether or not what Alfred saw that day at the cafe was real or an illusion to put him at ease. Actor Sir Michael Caine talked with The Huffington Post where they asked him about the last scene in the movie. He said that Christopher Nolan is a secretive director (shocker), but that he, "was so happy with the ending, obviously." They went on to ask him what it was like the day while shooting the scene. Check out what he had to say below.


"It was just an ordinary day. "You do this, you walk in, have a look around." He said, "I just want you to nod, nothing else." Because earlier I said to Bruce, "I want to see you with a wife and children and all that." I said I won't saying, I'll just nod my head. I said that earlier in the movie and that's exactly what I did at the end. I thought the ending was wonderful."

"It's the writing, you know. The thing about Chris is that he's not only a brilliant director. I think he's up there with David Lean, but David Lean couldn't write. He used Robert Bolt to write his scripts."
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: BIG ACH on December 07, 2012, 10:35:55 PM

I just bought the Blu Ray today and re-watched it!  I don't care what anyone says, I thought it was fucking awesome!  The best one in the series!  And Tom Hardy should get 6 Oscars for how he pulled off Bane!!!!


Not just an great Batman movie... BUT A GREAT FUCKING MOVIE PERIOD!
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: flinstones1 on December 07, 2012, 11:24:07 PM
i loved it
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Mawse on December 08, 2012, 10:37:29 AM
finally got around to watching it, The Avengers was so much better because it didnt take itself so seriously. The pompous, over serious tone is sadly hilarious given its about a man wearing fancy dress.

Bane should really have been the guy from prometheus in a bigger muscle suit with Hardy doing the mumble stiltskin voiceover.
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Parker on December 08, 2012, 10:48:06 AM
finally got around to watching it, The Avengers was so much better because it didnt take itself so seriously. The pompous, over serious tone is sadly hilarious given its about a man wearing fancy dress.

Bane should really have been the guy from prometheus in a bigger muscle suit with Hardy doing the mumble stiltskin voiceover.
Batman has pretty much always been done in a "serious" aka dark tone.
Because, it's Batman. You can't compare Avengers, a team movie, to a movie where some billionaire with serious issues due to his parents being killed in front of his eyes, and then becomes a vigilante---a literal one man gang.

If anything, Avengers could have used more of a serious tone, but it's a family movie. Even he comics have a different tone. More use of colors with Avengers, more use of shadows and night backdrops with Batman. It ain't batman if it ain't at night.
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Mr.1derful on December 08, 2012, 05:03:28 PM
finally got around to watching it, The Avengers was so much better because it didnt take itself so seriously. The pompous, over serious tone is sadly hilarious given its about a man wearing fancy dress.

Bane should really have been the guy from prometheus in a bigger muscle suit with Hardy doing the mumble stiltskin voiceover.

Avengers was ok, for kids.  Dark Knight Rises is in a different league all together.

(http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dark-knight-rises-bane-tom-hardy-21.jpg)

Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: bradistani on December 08, 2012, 05:12:03 PM
I just bought the Blu Ray today and re-watched it!  I don't care what anyone says, I thought it was fucking awesome!  The best one in the series!  And Tom Hardy should get 6 Oscars for how he pulled off Bane!!!!


Not just an great Batman movie... BUT A GREAT FUCKING MOVIE PERIOD!


this!  8)

finally got around to watching it, The Avengers was so much better because it didnt take itself so seriously. The pompous, over serious tone is sadly hilarious given its about a man wearing fancy dress.

Bane should really have been the guy from prometheus in a bigger muscle suit with Hardy doing the mumble stiltskin voiceover.

don't be daft !
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 08, 2012, 05:29:29 PM
I would go in the middle here. Avengers a little too cute, could have used some weight in it's ass, I get tired of Robert Downey Jr always in "wiseass" mode

Batman could have used a few jokes. it's a fucking comic book movie, no matter how "serious" you take it

both were really good
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: magikusar on December 08, 2012, 07:35:11 PM
it gutted its own coolness when bane was shown to be ....

well I wont ruin it

also no one explicitly said in the movie that lazarus pits HEAL, which kinda moves the plot along

hope this helps

I would rename it catwoman 1

Hollywood obsesed with keeping vaginas happy and ruining everything thereby
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: Shockwave on December 08, 2012, 07:40:01 PM
it gutted its own coolness when bane was shown to be ....

well I wont ruin it

also no one explicitly said in the movie that lazarus pits HEAL, which kinda moves the plot along

hope this helps

I would rename it catwoman 1

Hollywood obsesed with keeping vaginas happy and ruining everything thereby
This post makes my brain hurt.
Title: Re: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ???
Post by: MikMaq on December 08, 2012, 07:57:50 PM
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/JakeLester/news/?a=70817

Michael Caine Comments On The Ending Of THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

A lot has been made of The Dark Knight Rises' ending. Speculation has run rampant on whether or not what Alfred saw that day at the cafe was real or an illusion to put him at ease. Actor Sir Michael Caine talked with The Huffington Post where they asked him about the last scene in the movie. He said that Christopher Nolan is a secretive director (shocker), but that he, "was so happy with the ending, obviously." They went on to ask him what it was like the day while shooting the scene. Check out what he had to say below.


"It was just an ordinary day. "You do this, you walk in, have a look around." He said, "I just want you to nod, nothing else." Because earlier I said to Bruce, "I want to see you with a wife and children and all that." I said I won't saying, I'll just nod my head. I said that earlier in the movie and that's exactly what I did at the end. I thought the ending was wonderful."

"It's the writing, you know. The thing about Chris is that he's not only a brilliant director. I think he's up there with David Lean, but David Lean couldn't write. He used Robert Bolt to write his scripts."
Im pretty sure its common knowledge that the ending of dkr was reshot, after the studios flipped out about the ending.

The whole tangent of alfred going to a cafe was shot months after the film was suppose to be finished.

Which is why the whole deal stuck out like a sort thumb.

Nolan and bale wanted him to die.