Author Topic: Batman 'Dark Knight' Rises - Great movie or ??? (Read 56547 times)

Raymondo · « **Reply #25 on:** July 19, 2012, 06:46:46 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on July 19, 2012, 06:40:31 AM

One of many now coming out, apparently fans are going as far as to issue death threats to the reviewers who dont like it

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/reviews/article-2175665/The-Dark-Knight-Rises-review-Ridiculous-villians-bombastic-effects-dialogue-I-barely-make-out.html

But that's from the daily fail and written by a man named "Tookey"

Army of One · « **Reply #26 on:** July 19, 2012, 06:47:25 AM »

Quote from: JasonH on July 19, 2012, 06:45:03 AM

Guys, can we stop talking about Batman and go back to clarifying BigCyps sex life?

Are you suggesting "Big"Cyp was slated to play the role of The 40yr Old virgin, but kept cumming on sight of a woman on set, JasonH?

BIG AL MCKECHNIE · « **Reply #27 on:** July 19, 2012, 07:43:43 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on July 19, 2012, 06:47:25 AM

Are you suggesting "Big"Cyp was slated to play the role of The 40yr Old virgin, but kept cumming on sight of a woman on set, JasonH?

Big Cyp is probably telling the truith. My brother in law is Greek. In Greece they are very strict about sex before marrage and greek women being virgins till they marry.

One other thing about Greek men is that it is very common for them to relieve their sexual urges with other men, in other words temporary homosexuality is 99% common. This has been part of Greek culture for years with anciant greek men all having a boy to play with. This is called pederasty.
read all about it here:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Greek_Homosexuality

I'm not suggesting Big Cyp is like the other 99% of Greeks.

Army of One · « **Reply #28 on:** July 19, 2012, 07:51:23 AM »

Quote from: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on July 19, 2012, 07:43:43 AM

Big Cyp is probably telling the truith. My brother in law is Greek. In Greece they are very strict about sex before marrage and greek women being virgins till they marry.

One other thing about Greek men is that it is very common for them to relieve their sexual urges with other men, in other words temporary homosexuality is 99% common. This has been part of Greek culture for years with anciant greek men all having a boy to play with. This is called pederasty.
read all about it here:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Greek_Homosexuality

I'm not suggesting Big Cyp is like the other 99% of Greeks.

Are you implying that BigCyp has been seen down the Blue Oyster Bar in his leather assless chaps on Wednesdays, Saturdays, Tuesdays,Thursdays, Sundays, Fridays and Mondays?

bike nut · « **Reply #29 on:** July 19, 2012, 07:51:53 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on July 19, 2012, 03:09:52 AM

is my sarcasm meter not working or is this a serious reply?

He is saying he and his wife did not have pre-marital sex "together". So he's not counting her 200 previous boyfriends or his 200 previous boyfriends.

BIG AL MCKECHNIE · « **Reply #30 on:** July 19, 2012, 07:57:26 AM »

Quote from: bike nut on July 19, 2012, 07:51:53 AM

He is saying he and his wife did not have pre-marital sex "together". So he's not counting her 200 previous boyfriends or his 200 previous boyfriends.

I don't think its funny to insult the beliefs and culture of a once proud country. Pederasty is just another part of the life of a Greek man. I believe the norm is for 10 homosexual partners on average, not 100 so please don't be disrespecting.

And I dont believe the Blue oyster in Cyprus is open on a Tuesday.

Nails · « **Reply #31 on:** July 19, 2012, 08:02:47 AM »

I liked part 2 better the 1

From the previews , movie looks so so, just have to wait and see it myself, I never listen to reviews or friend reviews either , I'll judge it for myself

Purge_WTF · « **Reply #32 on:** July 19, 2012, 08:13:53 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on July 19, 2012, 06:40:23 AM

I think the addition of cat woman makes it super gay. A storyline that is not needed.

Adding Anne Hathaway to anything is hardly gay.

Stark · « **Reply #33 on:** July 19, 2012, 08:14:24 AM »

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!

Nails · « **Reply #34 on:** July 19, 2012, 08:23:58 AM »

Catwoman is in this movie?!? Oh man! Yea this one will be shit,

The worst part of the dark night 2 , was that mutt face looking wilder beast maggie gyllenhaal

Yea, the richest guy in the world and a batchlor wants to get with this And settle down with her

If only Lee Priest was around to take a big steamy shit on her face to make her look prettier

Tito24 · « **Reply #35 on:** July 19, 2012, 08:25:01 AM »

Raymondo · « **Reply #36 on:** July 19, 2012, 08:28:54 AM »

Quote from: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on July 19, 2012, 07:57:26 AM

I don't think its funny to insult the beliefs and culture of a once proud country. Pederasty is just another part of the life of a Greek man. I believe the norm is for 10 homosexual partners on average, not 100 so please don't be disrespecting.

And I dont believe the Blue oyster in Cyprus is open on a Tuesday.

hahaha this thread is brutal

out of respect for BigCyp (he's made me laugh many a time) I will refrain from tearing him a gigantic arsehole by exploiting the fact of him being a jesus freak

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #37 on:** July 19, 2012, 08:32:33 AM »

I really hope this review of The Dark Knight Rises isn't true. I was looking forward to watching the movie.

Strangely enough, the folks (critics and audience feedback) at rotten tomatoes gave it great reviews (87%/93%).

"1"

BigCyp · « **Reply #38 on:** July 19, 2012, 08:40:59 AM »

Hahaha this why I fkn love getbig - you guys are killing me

1. Don't worry I lost my virginity when I was 14 by banging my friends older sister (16) on the fold-up pool table in my garage, and then having to cut a section of the cloth out where I couldnt wash off the blood spot oh brother (good times though)

2. It was something myself and my wife decided to do when we were dating/got engaged - had both been with various partners during our teens/20's and wanted to make it something to remember. (The feeling I had when I busted all over her on the wedding night was ridiculously good hahaha)

3. I think what you are all trying to say, is that when the Turkish Forces invaded northern cyprus, instead of taking my family, olives, and donkeys and running like the rest of the greeks to the south, I laid on the highway, cleverley disguising myself as a public prayer mat, to guarantee at least 5 turkish tea bags before sundown, and ensured that my mouth was facing away from mecca to secure maximum tongue to bumhole leverage.

Raymondo · « **Reply #39 on:** July 19, 2012, 08:50:42 AM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on July 19, 2012, 08:32:33 AM

I really hope this review of The Dark Knight Rises isn't true. I was looking forward to watching the movie.

Strangely enough, the folks (critics and audience feedback) at rotten tomatoes gave it great reviews (87%/93%).

"1"

Roger Ebert says it's not as good as the previous one

Nails · « **Reply #40 on:** July 19, 2012, 08:54:12 AM »

The SUPERMAN trailer will be released tomorrow before the Dark Night movie at the theaters

bike nut · « **Reply #41 on:** July 19, 2012, 09:00:54 AM »

Quote from: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on July 19, 2012, 07:57:26 AM

I don't think its funny to insult the beliefs and culture of a once proud country. Pederasty is just another part of the life of a Greek man. I believe the norm is for 10 homosexual partners on average, not 100 so please don't be disrespecting.

And I dont believe the Blue oyster in Cyprus is open on a Tuesday.

Please revise my previous post to 199 and 199, so that Big Al can sleep at night (while innocent young Greek boys get "Sanduskied").