we are winning the wars, you goofs!
Was the real goal EVER to occupy and conquer and change everyone there? Or was the goal just to grab the oil?
If the goal was to grab the oil, then it's working. We have secured oil pipeline in afghanistan. We just signed rights to all Kurdish oil. Texas owns iraqi oil now.
It makes sense, doesnt it? We're about to start a 3rd war. It'll be just like the other 2, won't it? Sustained chaos, install a govt made of friendlies, then the nations sign over oil exploration rights to the US.
We ARE winning, you silly rabbits
We have oil from 2/3 of the nations on our target sheet. Iran is next.