If you had Superman's powers for one day...

[calfzilla]

Would order the Hebrews to get their shit together or else 

[Kwon_2]

I'd go to the most hardcore gym in existence and have the most epic training session of all time.

Even the heaviest weights in a gym would not feel anything or be of any challenge with your newfound strength.

You would not even feel any burn in your muscles, since with Supermans strength, you'd be honin' the lactic acids of peace.

[sagittal chest]

First I would bang all of your moms (obviously).

After giving them the best orgasm of their lives I would raid your fridges for GH,

Then I would create a thread about it on getbig.

Finally I would create world peace (by destroying the Middle East)

[The Ugly]

First I would bang all of your moms (obviously).

You might be confusing Superman's powers with those of Wilt Chamberlain.