Quaker Oats the Legend

[Stavios]

Just talked to Dave on the phone, he says he is making his best to be here on time for the destruction of kofo

[kiwiol]

yeah he just sounds like any other getbigger nowadays.  we've adapted and it's no longer funny.

It's not funny anymore because there's only a handful of guys here who can make funny posts on that format. The rest are copycats who suck at it.

Dave's got more lines than a Geometry textbook.

[dr.chimps]

It's not funny anymore because there's only a handful of guys here who can make funny posts on that format. The rest are copycats who suck at it.

Dave's got more lines than a Geometry textbook.

Where's your blurry, screen-door pic, big guy?   

[kiwiol]

Where's your blurry, screen-door pic, big guy?   

Not posting it while Xerxes' Getbigger ranking threads is still active

[WillGrant]

It's not funny anymore because there's only a handful of guys here who can make funny posts on that format. The rest are copycats who suck at it.

Dave's got more lines than a Geometry textbook.

Bring Back Dave 

[Hulkotron]

Lots of vagines in this thread still sore from ownings delivered by the Squadfather even though he hasn't posted in years.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Didn't he call into special ed's radio show and drunk and depressed?

[kiwiol]

Bring Back Dave 

Only when the meter goes back to the green zone for some in this thread

[polychronopolous]

I'd like to see him come back at some point, he was a pretty funny guy....His type of humor would be a nice change from all the played out Mom and Nasser jokes that the forum has been subjected to for a couple years.

Hard to give him Legendary props when he couldn't even survive the Thunderdome plus a few things he wrote were proven to be outright lies which is kind of pathetic.

[andreisdaman]

I'd like to see him come back at some point, he was a pretty funny guy....His type of humor would be a nice change from all the played out Mom and Nasser jokes that the forum has been subjected to for a couple years.

Hard to give him Legendary props when he couldn't even survive the Thunderdome plus a few things he wrote were proven to be outright lies which is kind of pathetic.

I came to getbig at the tail end of his reign here..what lies did he tell???...I remember him being here but I didn't interact with him much..and I am getting the impression that he is in jail now or something

[polychronopolous]

I came to getbig at the tail end of his reign here..what lies did he tell???...I remember him being here but I didn't interact with him much..and I am getting the impression that he is in jail now or something

A few of his lift claims were proven to be complete lies but other than that I can't think of much, he seemed pretty honest about other things for the most part.

About the jail part, I don't know, I guess it could be possible. I always thought besides taking a few swipes on an "exposure" thread, really digging deep into someones personal information just out of spite seemed like really strange behavior and meaningless to me. If you REALLY are getting that mad at someone halfway across the world on the internet who you don't know it's probably time to go outside and get some fresh air.

[andreisdaman]

I did hear that the lift claims were bogus and I also heard that he was a big fat slob yet claimed to be really big and fit.....I think I saw a pic of him but i'm not sure.....if anyone has one please post

[Hulkotron]

He claimed to be big, don't remember him ever claiming to be lean but he had tens of thousands of posts across all the accounts so I don't know.

[polychronopolous]

I did hear that the lift claims were bogus and I also heard that he was a big fat slob yet claimed to be really big and fit.....I think I saw a pic of him but i'm not sure.....if anyone has one please post

Nah his physique was pretty much a joke but he had some pretty solid mass in his shoulders and back, I'm sure he was capable of moving some decent poundages.

[D_1000]

He'll be out of the prison in 20-30 years. Then you'll all see.

[NarcissisticDeity]

Where's your blurry, screen-door pic, big guy?   

 

[dov]

Legendary pic right there folks

[Natural Man]

His stats were legendary amongst 'net geeks. Outrageous post counts on every single one of his handles...he would get 20k per handle before they ban the account or lock him out of it. To this day I think the Squadfather account still has a post average of 20+ per day it's been inactive for YEARS.

I never liked the guy, personally. I hated his routine, found it creepy that he'd constantly ask for pics whenever anyone made a claim of any sort, lol'd when he posted his infamous shots that were not only blurring but an attempt of desperation to save "Team Squadfather" and I loved when he got his ass handed to him. For years he doled out ownings to people here (by GB's definition of the word) and then when it's his turn, the idiot needed just a little bit more attention and Special Ed, Blockhead and Derek Anthony outed him and SF cried and ran to Ron. The exact same thing he was a braggart about causing others to do for years. He was broken, comes back trying to resurrect himself and then Benz comes up with the other info of the robberies (and I think someone else had the domestic violence info?) and QO/SF/Mirz etc...couldn't stand again. He was out for the count. I'm not religious, but I thanked God for that day.

To the GB elite, they say he's on a business trip. It's gotta  be an inside joke, one I don't care to really know the details of because I could care less. However, it's been a damn long business trip covering up for the fat trailer park p.o.s.

hahhahahahaha....nice resume.

[Army of One]

HAHAHA. and he said those lard covered pipe cleaners were 17 inches, can you imagine the sheer breakdown he'd have if he dieted down and realised he had some whopping 13 inchers under there  

[Stavios]

this is a big mofo right there, of course the haters always hate 

[Wiggs]

lower legs of a paraplegic.

[Mr. Magoo]

can't forget his claim of benching 200 lb dumbbells for reps

[CARTEL]

It's not funny anymore because there's only a handful of guys here who can make funny posts on that format. The rest are copycats who suck at it.

Dave's got more lines than a Geometry textbook.

A lot of those lines were "borrowed" from real comedians my good man.

That being said, he added a lot to the board and should return.

[jaejonna]

 Powerful arms, tree trunk legs, manly upper body...nothing wrong with this pic...not sure why so many panties are tied knots.

[dr.chimps]

 Powerful arms, tree trunk legs, manly upper body...nothing wrong with this pic...not sure why so many panties are tied knots.

Where would you place that pic in Xerxes' Getbig thong hierarchy?