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Title: Describe your last dump
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 07, 2012, 11:20:14 PM: Quick and clean or a messy one that goes half way up your back?

How hard did you have to push?
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Post by: BOW on November 07, 2012, 11:21:56 PM: Words of wisdom: Remember to always lay a thin layer of tissue on top of the water so you don't get splashback in your asshole.
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Post by: nevertrustanyone on November 07, 2012, 11:44:31 PM: Quote from: nzmusclemonster on November 07, 2012, 11:20:14 PM
Quick and clean or a messy one that goes half way up your back?

How hard did you have to push?
how many condoms did you shit out this morning ?
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Post by: MAXX on November 07, 2012, 11:47:43 PM: Its was thin soft and black. Reminded me of Vincent Goodrum.
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Post by: trapz101 on November 07, 2012, 11:48:29 PM: Quote from: MAXX on November 07, 2012, 11:47:43 PM
Its was thin soft and black. Reminded me of Vincent Goodrum.

;D
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Post by: d0nny2600 on November 07, 2012, 11:53:30 PM: Making one now. Its messy...think i might leave it for the missus to clean up.
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Post by: MAXX on November 07, 2012, 11:57:19 PM: Quote from: trapz101 on November 07, 2012, 11:48:29 PM
;D
Keith is smiling from heaven now. PIP
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Post by: BigCyp on November 08, 2012, 12:13:07 AM: Cost me £1200 in airfares but it was worth it
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Post by: sync pulse on November 08, 2012, 12:25:58 AM
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Post by: RJ DRIVER on November 08, 2012, 02:09:46 AM: Ask your mom, I took it on her chest.
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Post by: basil on November 08, 2012, 02:15:07 AM: A clean break.
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Post by: WOOO on November 08, 2012, 02:36:05 AM: disappointingly large amount of gas with 1 little turd
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Post by: Frank Clairmonte on November 08, 2012, 02:42:27 AM: explosive soft shit, acid smell, would not eat. :-\
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Post by: Papper on November 08, 2012, 04:02:31 AM: Rich and smooth texture, little residue. Powerful, fragrant and rustic.

4/5
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Post by: hrspwr on November 08, 2012, 04:32:16 AM: I didn`t look but it smelled like I had been eating asphalt all day.
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Post by: Donny on November 08, 2012, 04:34:35 AM: I sat down and just Farted... :-\
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Post by: MORTALCOIL on November 08, 2012, 04:43:35 AM: Where's deceiver when you need him?
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Post by: ChinoXL on November 08, 2012, 04:56:36 AM: LFD. I self admin'd a lavage of 25ml pepto/septra and 100ml subcutaneous lactated ringers. ??? Primate care done human style.
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Post by: _bruce_ on November 08, 2012, 08:05:26 AM: Huge and creamy with a strong sulfuric note - just like a Weider protein bar.
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Post by: Hulkotron on November 08, 2012, 08:13:10 AM: It was all over your mother's chest and quite messy.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 08, 2012, 08:36:31 AM: Easier to explain with photos
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Post by: 240 is Back on November 08, 2012, 09:09:29 AM: i had loaded up on trail mix, peanuts and peanut butter chips yesterday, so naturally i was a tad constipated.

it was this huge, epic relief, to be sure., like all the pressre in the world has just been lifted.