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Describe your last dump
« on: November 07, 2012, 11:20:14 PM »
Quick and clean or a messy one that goes half way up your back?

How hard did you have to push?
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Re: Describe your last dump
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2012, 11:21:56 PM »
Words of wisdom: Remember to always lay a thin layer of tissue on top of the water so you don't get splashback in your asshole.

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Re: Describe your last dump
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2012, 11:44:31 PM »
Quick and clean or a messy one that goes half way up your back?

How hard did you have to push?
how many condoms did you shit out this morning ?

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Re: Describe your last dump
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2012, 11:47:43 PM »
Its was thin soft and black. Reminded me of Vincent Goodrum.

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Re: Describe your last dump
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2012, 11:48:29 PM »
Its was thin soft and black. Reminded me of Vincent Goodrum.

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Re: Describe your last dump
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2012, 11:53:30 PM »
Making one now. Its messy...think i might leave it for the missus to clean up.

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Re: Describe your last dump
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2012, 11:57:19 PM »
;D
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Re: Describe your last dump
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2012, 12:13:07 AM »
Cost me £1200 in airfares but it was worth it

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Re: Describe your last dump
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2012, 12:25:58 AM »

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Re: Describe your last dump
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2012, 02:09:46 AM »
Ask your mom, I took it on her chest.

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Re: Describe your last dump
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2012, 02:15:07 AM »
A clean break.

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Re: Describe your last dump
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2012, 02:36:05 AM »
disappointingly large amount of gas with 1 little turd

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Re: Describe your last dump
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2012, 02:42:27 AM »
explosive soft shit, acid smell, would not eat. :-\
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Re: Describe your last dump
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2012, 04:02:31 AM »
Rich and smooth texture, little residue. Powerful, fragrant and rustic.

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Re: Describe your last dump
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2012, 04:32:16 AM »
I didn`t look but it smelled like I had been eating asphalt all day.
time under tension

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Re: Describe your last dump
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2012, 04:34:35 AM »
 I sat down and just Farted... :-\

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Re: Describe your last dump
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2012, 04:43:35 AM »
Where's deceiver when you need him?

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Re: Describe your last dump
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2012, 04:56:36 AM »
LFD. I self admin'd a lavage of 25ml pepto/septra and 100ml subcutaneous lactated ringers.  ??? Primate care done human style.

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Re: Describe your last dump
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2012, 08:05:26 AM »
Huge and creamy with a strong sulfuric note - just like a Weider protein bar.
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Re: Describe your last dump
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2012, 08:13:10 AM »
It was all over your mother's chest and quite messy.

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Re: Describe your last dump
« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2012, 08:36:31 AM »
Easier to explain with photos


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Re: Describe your last dump
« Reply #21 on: November 08, 2012, 09:09:29 AM »
i had loaded up on trail mix, peanuts and peanut butter chips yesterday, so naturally i was a tad constipated. 

it was this huge, epic relief, to be sure., like all the pressre in the world has just been lifted.