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Title: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 29, 2014, 07:15:07 AM
it's got to be the biggest waste of my time every morning.  Scraping my skin with a 5 blade razor, the skin irritation, lotions to cool it down. The time it takes to shave.  just annoying.  No I don't want to grow a beard.  Not in SD where it's been in mid high 80's since January.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: Royalty on July 29, 2014, 07:17:33 AM
Anyone know of a decent electric shaver??
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: devilsmile on July 29, 2014, 07:22:51 AM
it's got to be the biggest waste of my time every morning.  Scraping my skin with a 5 blade razor, the skin irritation, lotions to cool it down. The time it takes to shave.  just annoying.  No I don't want to grow a beard.  Not in SD where it's been in mid high 80's since January.

Well I started to shave my face like once a week, or once every two weeks because it irritates the skin.

Every time I shave after a long period I look fresh to death and my face is smooth like a baby's ass without any red dots.

Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 29, 2014, 07:25:02 AM
Well I started to shave my face like once a week, or once every two weeks because it irritates the skin.

Every time I shave after a long period I look fresh to death and my face is smooth like a baby's ass without any red dots.



The price of razors are crazy.  They are charging a shitload.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 29, 2014, 07:29:34 AM
The price of razors are crazy.  They are charging a shitload.

They do!, so I bought a safety razor. They suck a bit in the chin area, but I have a beard.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: Archer77 on July 29, 2014, 07:31:10 AM
Im with you, brother.  Shaving is a major pain sometimes. 
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: Nails on July 29, 2014, 07:31:19 AM
Yea then the itchy balls a week later when hair starts to grow back
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 29, 2014, 07:34:15 AM
Yea then the itchy balls a week later when hair starts to grow back

 ;D
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: 240 is Back on July 29, 2014, 07:36:49 AM
most amusing are the spray tan bodybuilders, with crazy bronze on their bodies year round... with eerily white spots on inner elbow joint, and parts of the face they shave.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: thegamechanger on July 29, 2014, 07:40:19 AM
Shaving my ass is hard work but it has gotten me more flexible over the years
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: residue on July 29, 2014, 08:47:43 AM
it's got to be the biggest waste of my time every morning.  Scraping my skin with a 5 blade razor, the skin irritation, lotions to cool it down. The time it takes to shave.  just annoying.  No I don't want to grow a beard.  Not in SD where it's been in mid high 80's since January.

it's like 200 for a laser hair package on groupon. never shave again ever
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: Hulkotron on July 29, 2014, 08:49:31 AM
Yea then the itchy balls a week later when hair starts to grow back

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Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: Ken Fresno on July 29, 2014, 09:33:21 AM
The price of razors are crazy.  They are charging a shitload.

Get one of these:

http://www.amazon.com/RazorPit-Razor-Blade-Sharpener-Black/dp/B004W2UMDW (http://www.amazon.com/RazorPit-Razor-Blade-Sharpener-Black/dp/B004W2UMDW)

I shave five days a week and this makes a single mach 3 blade last about a month.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: DKlent on July 29, 2014, 09:39:37 AM
it's got to be the biggest waste of my time every morning.  Scraping my skin with a 5 blade razor, the skin irritation, lotions to cool it down. The time it takes to shave.  just annoying.  No I don't want to grow a beard.  Not in SD where it's been in mid high 80's since January.


You need to learn the art of shaving. It is best to shave in the afternoon or evening, not the morning when you are rushed.

Also, buy the following:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PEd_QeTpep4/UgkzPSeCliI/AAAAAAAAAoM/kYet7pVNLF4/s1600/Synthetic_Shave_Brushes.jpg)

(http://antiquemilitaryshooter.com/forums/Steampunk%20Straight%20Razor%201.jpg)

(http://susansoaps.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/Shaving-Soap-Bay-Rum.jpg)
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: pluck on July 29, 2014, 09:40:25 AM
You need a GOOD shaving cream, good safety razor, prep your face with a hot shower or take a steamy hot towel and leave it on your face for 60 seconds or so to open up your pores. This way you won't get razor burn. Then throw cold water on your face and a good after shave.

It's almost a ritual now and way better than the bullshit 99 cent shaving creams and disposable bic razors.
http://www.amazon.com/Merkur-Long-Handled-Safety-Razor/dp/B000NL0T1G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406651823&sr=8-1&keywords=merkur+safety+razor get this, 100 safety razors cost about $12-$15 shipped and you can use each one 2-3 times (or more if you like) ...literally comes out to less than 10 cents a shave.

I like this shaving cream NO HOMO http://www.amazon.com/Taylor-Old-Bond-Street-Sandalwood/dp/B0007MW2ZW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406651977&sr=8-1&keywords=taylor+of+old+bond+street

and get a shaving cream badger brush something like this http://www.amazon.com/Escali-100%25-Badger-Shaving-Brush/dp/B003WR3QSG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406652009&sr=8-1&keywords=shaving+cream+brush
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: DKlent on July 29, 2014, 09:41:09 AM
Stop using multi blade razors. Buy a straight razor and a strop and you will not need another razor your whole life.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: Wiggs on July 29, 2014, 11:06:34 AM
it's got to be the biggest waste of my time every morning.  Scraping my skin with a 5 blade razor, the skin irritation, lotions to cool it down. The time it takes to shave.  just annoying.  No I don't want to grow a beard.  Not in SD where it's been in mid high 80's since January.

Youre a pussy. I live in Vegas. 100+ and I sport a full beard year around. I guess you dont hate shaving enough.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 29, 2014, 11:24:16 AM
You need a GOOD shaving cream, good safety razor, prep your face with a hot shower or take a steamy hot towel and leave it on your face for 60 seconds or so to open up your pores. This way you won't get razor burn. Then throw cold water on your face and a good after shave.

It's almost a ritual now and way better than the bullshit 99 cent shaving creams and disposable bic razors.
http://www.amazon.com/Merkur-Long-Handled-Safety-Razor/dp/B000NL0T1G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406651823&sr=8-1&keywords=merkur+safety+razor get this, 100 safety razors cost about $12-$15 shipped and you can use each one 2-3 times (or more if you like) ...literally comes out to less than 10 cents a shave.

I like this shaving cream NO HOMO http://www.amazon.com/Taylor-Old-Bond-Street-Sandalwood/dp/B0007MW2ZW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406651977&sr=8-1&keywords=taylor+of+old+bond+street

and get a shaving cream badger brush something like this http://www.amazon.com/Escali-100%25-Badger-Shaving-Brush/dp/B003WR3QSG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406652009&sr=8-1&keywords=shaving+cream+brush

Quality post.  Will try this out.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: _bruce_ on July 29, 2014, 12:04:27 PM

You need to learn the art of shaving. It is best to shave in the afternoon or evening, not the morning when you are rushed.

Also, buy the following:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PEd_QeTpep4/UgkzPSeCliI/AAAAAAAAAoM/kYet7pVNLF4/s1600/Synthetic_Shave_Brushes.jpg)

(http://antiquemilitaryshooter.com/forums/Steampunk%20Straight%20Razor%201.jpg)

(http://susansoaps.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/Shaving-Soap-Bay-Rum.jpg)


Putting a "Bay" product on your face - is this some kind of trap?  :D
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: thegamechanger on July 29, 2014, 12:05:19 PM
he complaints about the time it takes to shave and youre suggestion that he spends a whole day with different products
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: Grape Ape on July 29, 2014, 12:44:47 PM
I've been in perma-scruff mode for about 4 months.

But, I would use dollar shave club if I was shaving....or go the sharpener route posted above.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: cart@@n on July 29, 2014, 12:52:37 PM
Some things that might help.

Instead of a foam in a can, try to use a brush and the cream that comes in a toothpaste like tube.

Always start shaving in a downward (up-down) motion and reapply foam before shaving in other directions.

The longer the beard grows, it's harder to shave.

Shaving must be a slow and even relaxing process. Some people even enjoy it and look forward to it.

Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: funk51 on July 29, 2014, 12:53:45 PM
 :o i'm due to shave in another year or so.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: Skeletor on July 29, 2014, 12:58:06 PM
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Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: French on July 29, 2014, 02:05:47 PM

I bought this one, no more shaving, skin irritation, just a baby skin.

http://store.e-swin.com/frfr/store/more?ref=bf65eca7-acce-a481-e6c9-52bc25c2bdad&tab=e1 (http://store.e-swin.com/frfr/store/more?ref=bf65eca7-acce-a481-e6c9-52bc25c2bdad&tab=e1)

Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 29, 2014, 02:18:47 PM
I bought this one, no more shaving, skin irritation, just a baby skin.

http://store.e-swin.com/frfr/store/more?ref=bf65eca7-acce-a481-e6c9-52bc25c2bdad&tab=e1 (http://store.e-swin.com/frfr/store/more?ref=bf65eca7-acce-a481-e6c9-52bc25c2bdad&tab=e1)



Page is written in homo language.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: Mr Anabolic on July 29, 2014, 02:53:15 PM
It must really suck for dark, hairy men.  I have light hair and light beard growth... I only shave every 2nd-3rd day and it's still annoying.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: monstermunch on July 29, 2014, 02:55:08 PM
It must really suck for dark, hairy men.

Politically, economically and socially.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 29, 2014, 02:56:08 PM
It must really suck for dark, hairy men.  I have light hair and light beard growth... I only shave every 2nd-3rd day and it's still annoying.

Not sure what's worse  :D
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: Montague on July 29, 2014, 05:03:12 PM
Stop using multi blade razors. Buy a straight razor and a strop and you will not need another razor your whole life.


That is a dying art, my friend.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: devilsmile on July 29, 2014, 05:11:32 PM

That is a dying art, my friend.

razor blade must be the best when you get use to it, all you need to do is to sharpen it from time to time,

dying art.... pfff, so are phone calls.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on July 29, 2014, 05:24:00 PM
The price of razors are crazy.  They are charging a shitload.

http://www.dollarshaveclub.com/


Best bargain ever. Luckily, my job is pretty loose when it comes to daily face grooming. I look much better with a 3 day beard than clean. Chicks dig the shadow.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: TEH boob on July 29, 2014, 09:13:21 PM
Now imagine.....
if you had to shave an area many times bigger than your face (your legs), along with underarms, and hooha, and you have to make sure you don't grow a unibrow or mustache or whatever if that is one of your concerns.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 29, 2014, 09:36:12 PM
Blades don't dull from hair. What they do do is rust. What you want to do is not keep your razor in the bathroom. The steam will rust the blades even if you can't see the rust on the blades. Dry you razor off with a towel and put a tiny amount of baby oil or olive oil on the blades(with a q-tip) right after you shave. Then keep your razor out of the bathroom. You will be able to use a single razor for a couple months without any problem.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 29, 2014, 09:39:10 PM
Blades don't dull from hair. What they do do is rust. What you want to do is not keep your razor in the bathroom. The steam will rust the blades even if you can't see the rust on the blades. Dry you razor off with a towel and put a tiny amount of baby oil or olive oil on the blades(with a q-tip) right after you shave. Then keep your razor out of the bathroom. You will be able to use a single razor for a couple months without any problem.

What kind of Hebrew trickery is this?
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: Primemuscle on July 29, 2014, 09:44:31 PM
My solution is to grow a beard, but a buzzed one so that it's just a five o'clock shadow most of the time. I get the clippers out twice a week to keep it trim.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 29, 2014, 09:49:55 PM
What kind of Hebrew trickery is this?

lol...Try it and see. It's the steam in the bathroom over time that rusts razor blades which makes them "dull". That and not drying off the blades after using them...
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: WalterWhite on July 29, 2014, 09:51:41 PM
Now imagine.....
if you had to shave an area many times bigger than your face (your legs), along with underarms, and hooha, and you have to make sure you don't grow a unibrow or mustache or whatever if that is one of your concerns.

Like bodybuilders. ;D
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: Bertha Butt on July 29, 2014, 10:09:38 PM
They do!, so I bought a safety razor. They suck a bit in the chin area, but I have a beard.

Ah, a real man!  :-*

Can't remember where I heard this, but it's true: a man without a beard is like a soup without salt.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 29, 2014, 10:21:07 PM
Ah, a real man!  :-*

Can't remember where I heard this, but it's true: a man without a beard is like a soup without salt.

Real women love it, many hate it ;)

"If a beard is good enough for Jesus, then a beard is good enough for me" - Wiggs
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: d0nny2600 on July 30, 2014, 12:57:45 AM
Youre a pussy. I live in Vegas. 100+ and I sport a full beard year around. I guess you dont hate shaving enough.
I too grew a hatred for shaving..now I have a beard all year round. I trim it down every now and then...it looks like shit - but at least I don't have to shave!
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: Donny on July 30, 2014, 01:15:50 AM
I am always clean shaven when i work. on Holidays i might not shave for 2-3 Days but then it annoys me.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: d0nny2600 on July 30, 2014, 01:17:24 AM
I am always clean shaven when i work. on Holidays i might not shave for 2-3 Days but then it annoys me.
After you let it grow a bit it stops being annoying. Ill eventually shave this monstrosity off.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: _bruce_ on July 30, 2014, 02:36:31 AM
Blades don't dull from hair. What they do do is rust. What you want to do is not keep your razor in the bathroom. The steam will rust the blades even if you can't see the rust on the blades. Dry you razor off with a towel and put a tiny amount of baby oil or olive oil on the blades(with a q-tip) right after you shave. Then keep your razor out of the bathroom. You will be able to use a single razor for a couple months without any problem.

Finally, a man of science.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on July 30, 2014, 07:14:30 PM
Finally, a man of science.

I can grow a decent beard...I keep my haircut low and tight...military habits never break....I keep a 3 day beard with that haircut out in the social scene...but i do like that fresh shaved feeling when leaving a barber shop in Brooklyn, Ny. I have empathy for those old Brooklyn Italian greaseballs who sit along the street in their outdoor chair, sweating beads in the summer every day.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: TEH boob on July 30, 2014, 08:17:13 PM
I can grow a decent beard...I keep my haircut low and tight...military habits never break....I keep a 3 day beard with that haircut out in the social scene...but i do like that fresh shaved feeling when leaving a barber shop in Brooklyn, Ny. I have empathy for those old Brooklyn Italian greaseballs who sit along the street in their outdoor chair, sweating beads in the summer every day.

Your username is very sexual harrass-y
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: Hulkotron on July 30, 2014, 08:32:21 PM
Your username is very sexual harrass-y

"UPINMENSBUTTS"
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: kofo on July 31, 2014, 12:54:08 AM
(http://www.shaver-spares.co.uk/media/gbu0/prodlg/Braun_340_Series_4_Shaver.jpg)

Just switched to this from razors, no more burns and irritation.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: smoothasf on July 31, 2014, 01:09:45 AM
Blades don't dull from hair. What they do do is rust. What you want to do is not keep your razor in the bathroom. The steam will rust the blades even if you can't see the rust on the blades. Dry you razor off with a towel and put a tiny amount of baby oil or olive oil on the blades(with a q-tip) right after you shave. Then keep your razor out of the bathroom. You will be able to use a single razor for a couple months without any problem.

They absolutely do, I'm an ex butcher and people would always ask why I put my knife to a steel every half hour and its because the blade would dull just from touching the table, from cutting the meat, from cutting card or polystyrene..... It will dull when the edge is that thin.  Now take a razor which is much thinner and it will most definitely dull. I won't even put my razor face down on the bath. Leave a razor in water and it will take ages to rust.   Even a straight razor needs to be touched up every two shaves.
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: avxo on July 31, 2014, 02:33:17 AM
These 4 or 5 blade monstrosities leave my skin feeling like I just took a nuclear weapon to the face (note: being a getbigger, I survive the attack and continue contest-prepping) and they cost an arm and a leg. And newer models vibrate and have "pivot balls" and lubricating strips and whathaveyou. FUCK THAT SHIT.

Do this:

Stop using multi blade razors. Buy a straight razor and a strop and you will not need another razor your whole life.

Invest in a good quality straight razor and a good brush, and take your time when shaving. Your face will thank you.

Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: Hulkotron on July 31, 2014, 07:02:35 AM
These 4 or 5 blade monstrosities leave my skin feeling like I just took a nuclear weapon to the face (note: being a getbigger, I survive the attack and continue contest-prepping) and they cost an arm and a leg. And newer models vibrate and have "pivot balls" and lubricating strips and whathaveyou. FUCK THAT SHIT.

Do this:

Invest in a good quality straight razor and a good brush, and take your time when shaving. Your face will thank you.



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Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: Complex Carbs on July 31, 2014, 07:10:57 AM
it's got to be the biggest waste of my time every morning.  Scraping my skin with a 5 blade razor, the skin irritation, lotions to cool it down. The time it takes to shave.  just annoying.  No I don't want to grow a beard.  Not in SD where it's been in mid high 80's since January.
Yes i get it, you are not into personal hygiene stuff.

And then you are gonna say ho all women are cheap whores, because you can't get even one of them.

Do you at least shave your pussy?

HAHA
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on July 31, 2014, 06:47:49 PM
"UPINMENSBUTTS"


HomoTron
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 01, 2014, 01:29:54 AM

HomoTron

Weak
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: Donny on August 01, 2014, 04:57:48 AM
fucking SHE-MAN  ???
Title: Re: I fucking hate shaving
Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on August 01, 2014, 05:33:32 PM
Weak

I agree

Go Orioles!!