How exactly do these things happen?
Is he loaded?
Fuck him.
Glad they poked his eye out.
Manlet, check
Bald, check
Ugly, check
DYEL, check
Small dick, most probably
Personality wise he's most probably a kunt. If your own people want you dead, there's something wrong with you lol.
I doubt he's beyond upper middle class money wise, so maybe the "just be confident" memes are true.