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Re: What is the most retarded thing(s) you have seen in the gym
« Reply #225 on: August 08, 2006, 04:44:49 PM »
34. Kids letting their tongues hang out of thier mouths.

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Re: What is the most retarded thing(s) you have seen in the gym
« Reply #226 on: August 08, 2006, 09:17:19 PM »
What is the most retarded thing(s) you have seen in the gym
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Re: What is the most retarded thing(s) you have seen in the gym
« Reply #227 on: August 08, 2006, 09:44:28 PM »
Opps sorry, I thought it said Retarded...............o h it did, then this fits.

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Re: What is the most retarded thing(s) you have seen in the gym
« Reply #228 on: August 08, 2006, 09:45:26 PM »
Kamali having 10 spotters on smith squats!

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Re: What is the most retarded thing(s) you have seen in the gym
« Reply #229 on: August 08, 2006, 09:57:43 PM »
I'd have to go with one of the "trainers" at Bally having two rotund women do biceps curls and shoulder presses with 10-lb. dumbells........WHILE THEY'RE BOUNCING ON TRAMPOLINES!!!

OMG, you go to my Bally's !?!

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Re: What is the most retarded thing(s) you have seen in the gym
« Reply #230 on: August 08, 2006, 11:36:05 PM »
Opps sorry, I thought it said Retarded...............o h it did, then this fits.

Some mofo posting his own ad in the gym
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Re: What is the most retarded thing(s) you have seen in the gym
« Reply #231 on: August 08, 2006, 11:49:46 PM »
I saw this guy doing Hack Squats with no plates on the machine.  Monster resistance.

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Re: What is the most retarded thing(s) you have seen in the gym
« Reply #232 on: August 09, 2006, 12:00:32 AM »
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Re: What is the most retarded thing(s) you have seen in the gym
« Reply #233 on: August 09, 2006, 12:12:24 AM »
Yea that was today.  Come to think of it that wasn't the worst thing.

There was this REALLY fat guy on this calf machine (can only be used to do calf extensions).  His feet were placed way too high and he was leg pressing the damn thing like 5 inches   Can't this fucking asshole look at the the picture that shows how to do the fucking thing?

Then this girl that was with him gets on it.  She does put the balls of her feet on the thing but proceeds to to move her feet 1 inch back in forth instead of doing calf raises.

I was about to tell the fat guy how to properly do them but I figured he was beyond hopeless.   He had the worst case of Cankles I've ever seen.

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Re: What is the most retarded thing(s) you have seen in the gym
« Reply #234 on: August 09, 2006, 12:16:20 AM »
Actually the guy looked a lot like this except with more modern clothing and a beard.


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Re: What is the most retarded thing(s) you have seen in the gym
« Reply #235 on: August 09, 2006, 12:28:59 AM »
Yea that was today.  Come to think of it that wasn't the worst thing.

There was this REALLY fat guy on this calf machine (can only be used to do calf extensions).  His feet were placed way too high and he was leg pressing the damn thing like 5 inches   Can't this fucking asshole look at the the picture that shows how to do the fucking thing?

Then this girl that was with him gets on it.  She does put the balls of her feet on the thing but proceeds to to move her feet 1 inch back in forth instead of doing calf raises.

I was about to tell the fat guy how to properly do them but I figured he was beyond hopeless.   He had the worst case of Cankles I've ever seen.

Reminds me of this kid that came in one day.... looked like it was his first time in a gym and got under the calf raise machine and started doing squats.... on the calf raise machine  ???
Also this one guy came in one day with his girlfriend... loaded the leg press machine up so it was full with plates either side and got his woman to sit on top whilst he proceeded to do 4 reps with a range of motion of 1/4 of an inch.
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Re: What is the most retarded thing(s) you have seen in the gym
« Reply #236 on: August 09, 2006, 12:33:39 AM »
Yea the guy would have been more productive laying on his bed eating donuts and potato chips and watching Geraldo like he probably normally does.

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Re: What is the most retarded thing(s) you have seen in the gym
« Reply #237 on: August 09, 2006, 03:01:48 AM »
Sarcasm owning teenagers by flexing every time they come near after racking his 20lb dumbells
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Re: What is the most retarded thing(s) you have seen in the gym
« Reply #238 on: August 09, 2006, 08:38:30 AM »
Sarcasm owning teenagers by flexing every time they come near after racking his 20lb dumbells

Then puttin his hands in the poor lads shorts and doing a reach around all at the same time telling the kid "you got something stuck in your ass I better suck it out the tube.
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