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Getbig Female Info Boards => Open Talk for Girl Discussion => Topic started by: ToxicAvenger on April 14, 2009, 01:49:00 PM
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(http://sameritech.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/fatestman.jpg)
i figured there needs to be a female version of this....
and for 10 mil....forget you gals....I fcking would!
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One humane bullet to the head.
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One humane bullet to the head.
look man
5 mil to get my junk cleaned
5 mil for the happily ever after :)
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look man
5 mil to get my junk cleaned
5 mil for the happily ever after :)
How much will it take for the image of that fat, greasy, smelly, beached whale of beast to be out of your head?
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How much will it take for the image of that fat, greasy, smelly, beached whale of beast to be out of your head?
mind over blubber! ;D
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mind over blubber! ;D
The smell would be burned into your brain like an evil color that never fades. No amount of drinking, smoking, pills, snorting, vacationing, bathing or anything else would free you of the feeling.
The money, and every experience that came from it, would be tainted to a point where you'd live a joyless life until donating it to charity. :)
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lolololersss .. :D
yep I would .. all the things I could do with that money would be spectacular .. I would risk all you mention Doc .. besides .. and not trying to be mean ..but wouldn't doing him to begin with count as charity ?
****edit**** just thought of something .. I could get hypnotized and have the whole thing erased from my memory ;D
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lolololersss .. :D
yep I would .. all the things I could do with that money would be spectacular .. I would risk all you mention Doc .. besides .. and not trying to be mean ..but wouldn't doing him to begin with count as charity ?
****edit**** just thought of something .. I could get hypnotized and have the whole thing erased from my memory ;D
He's married, LOL! Some chick committed her entire life to caring for him in that room.... probably for free!!
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He's married, LOL! Some chick committed her entire life to caring for him in that room.... probably for free!!
:( damn .. just my luck .. it was a good theory anyway
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it ws an excellent theory w8
however unfortunately no woman have weighed on this important matter, which is disappointing.
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it ws an excellent theory w8
however unfortunately no woman have weighed on this important matter, which is disappointing.
w8m8 is a woman!
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w8m8 is a woman!
omg...really? she never ..well yanno...no one told me..... i'm sorry w8m8
so then i stand corrected! w8m8 has earned a new degree of affluence in my eyes.
the bravery showed here by just afflicting such a thought/visual on ones brain is to be applauded.
she is officially A-ok in my books! :)
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don't sweat it PF, i didn't know either lol
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don't sweat it PF, i didn't know either lol
i'm usually up in my own little world anyhow....my girl claims to have seen me have a whole conversation with a wall once....i dont buy it...
anyhow, so Migs....for 10 mil...would ya? ;D
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i've had lots of conversation iwht inanimate objects.
for 10 million, tax free...yeah i would.
:-[ :-X
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i've had lots of conversation iwht inanimate objects.
for 10 million, tax free...yeah i would.
:-[ :-X
you are a good man sir, better than the average man and on your way to greatness...
btw....how long before someone on here finds this teh gay and makes a funny?
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you are a good man sir, better than the average man and on your way to greatness...
btw....how long before someone on here finds this teh gay and makes a funny?
too late lol.
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too late lol.
at least its the girl board...we'd get slaughtered on teh X for this....
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at least its the girl board...we'd get slaughtered on teh X for this....
EPIC GAY/SCHMOE MELTDOWN
;D
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EPIC GAY/SCHMOE MELTDOWN
;D
ummm too squaddish for teh X
we are superiorily cooler and wittier at insults...
for example when i mentioned "tyger" earlier i spelled it as ws spelled in one of william blakes poem....a little daisy if you may , for deedles.
NOW , you may proceed with the epic gay schmoe comments! ;D
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i'm usually up in my own little world anyhow....my girl claims to have seen me have a whole conversation with a wall once....i dont buy it...
I knew a guy who walked up to a wall mirror that (in his inebriated state of mind) he apparently thought was urinal. He wasn't talking to it though :)
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you are right i was too brutish, i get the alphabet boards mixed up at times.
Stella! you said you weren't going to tell anyone about that!
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I knew a guy who walked up to a wall mirror that (in his inebriated state of mind) he apparently thought was urinal. He wasn't talking to it though :)
I wasn't drunk....i usually sometimes solve networking related problems in my head....saves me the trouble of writing...so i talk to my self quite a bit...not out loud but i've caught myself agreeing with myself and nodding.....
although once totally trashed my gal found my naked butt standing in the corner swaying back n forth...apparently i had sleep walked...
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;D
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i got so drunk i hit on myslef. i even turned me down, that was a low point
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i got so drunk i hit on myslef. i even turned me down, that was a low point
hahaha oh no Migs! ;D
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;D
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i got so drunk i hit on myslef. i even turned me down, that was a low point
;D ;D
You should have bought yourself a diamond
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;D ;D
You should have bought yourself a diamond
rings and jewlery would make it chaffe lol.
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it ws an excellent theory w8
however unfortunately no woman have weighed on this important matter, which is disappointing.
:)
w8m8 is a woman!
;D
omg...really? she never ..well yanno...no one told me..... i'm sorry w8m8
so then i stand corrected! w8m8 has earned a new degree of affluence in my eyes.
the bravery showed here by just afflicting such a thought/visual on ones brain is to be applauded.
she is officially A-ok in my books! :)
no problem I figure I should switch my cologne ;) it's all good and I thank you for the fun thread
don't sweat it PF, i didn't know either lol
Migs you're a sweetheart :-*
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That guy's wedding is on discovery health channel this weekend.
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glad they are keeping the honeymoon off the air
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glad they are keeping the honeymoon off the air
At that size I dont think he can do anything :-\
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he probably cant. I mean logistically she would have to be in mount position, and move mass around. But even then getting a full mount is impossible since i hear she is a normal sized woman, so perhaps he uses his digits.
This almost sounded like something you could post on the mma board
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She's a little chubby. Considering a guy that huge may have some circulation issues maybe we won't see any overfed babies.
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She's a little chubby. Considering a guy that huge may have some circulation issues maybe we won't see any overfed babies.
I think he would literally have to lie inverted while she did the deed. Assuming he doesn't have circulation. But doing this would prabably put too much stress on his heart and lungs and kill him. No worries as to babies, he'd probably eat them.
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I think he would literally have to lie inverted while she did the deed. Assuming he doesn't have circulation. But doing this would prabably put too much stress on his heart and lungs and kill him. No worries as to babies, he'd probably eat them.
There's no way she ain't crazy.
Expect babies.
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Agreed , circulation and health problems would mean he probally cant get it up.
And you loose about 1cm of useable penis size for every 10kgs of abdominal fat that you have.
AT his size I dont think much will be sticking out the top ;D
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he's got an innie.
artificial insemenation may be the only option
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he's got an innie.
artificial insemenation may be the only option
Someone will pay for it. That's just what the world needs, more children with shut-in parents. :)
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my octo-dad can kick your octo-moms ass
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i think what pisses me off most is the fact that he has a relationship and I can't hold on to one.
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i think what pisses me off most is the fact that he has a relationship and I can't hold on to one.
Get fatter and see what happens ;D
Think of it as an experiment
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i think what pisses me off most is the fact that he has a relationship and I can't hold on to one.
Stop being a hater and get yourself in shape.
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Get fatter and see what happens ;D
Think of it as an experiment
rofl, that would be an easy experiment to pull off.
as for getting in shape, i need a good work out program. sucks doing it by yourslef but i have no one to work out with.