Behold! The sacred Shit Scarab of Egypt...
Elsewhere they're simply called Dung Beetles but they hold a special place in the wombs and tombs of all Egyptian Scatologicalists (affectionately referred to as the Turd Burglars of the Fappy-Meal® set by their fellow Schmoemalians.
Sheik Yer Boodai is a 33rd level Wizard of Wang in the Sacred Sect of Order of Uranus and it is rumored he has travelled deep into the bowels of Uranus to deliver protein. 'n' sheit.
Schmoes are a disgusting group.