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Title: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Alex23 on October 20, 2009, 05:02:07 PM
No homo. Stop buying pills, stretching it or stuffing your speedo like Levrone, she doesn't really care  ;D

http://phalliccymbals.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/world_penis_sizes.gif

(http://phalliccymbals.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/world_penis_sizes.gif)
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: wikkedonez on October 20, 2009, 05:14:00 PM
Bullshit! How can the Chinese have bigger penises than Americans? (No homo )
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Bobby on October 20, 2009, 05:22:30 PM
another penis threat

i predict multiple pages of replies
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: lovemonkey on October 20, 2009, 05:27:50 PM
Someone has obviously been tampering with the french measurements. If not, it just proves that french people are giant dicks.
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: uberman09 on October 20, 2009, 05:28:05 PM
are you trying to tell us smthg alex?  ;D
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: noworries on October 20, 2009, 05:30:07 PM
Yea! again I am above average in something
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Wiggs on October 20, 2009, 05:32:55 PM
Where are all the African countries? ;D
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: uberman09 on October 20, 2009, 05:33:52 PM
Where are all the African countries? ;D
dying of aids maybe. Or settling in france and yurop.
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 20, 2009, 05:34:30 PM
Where are all the African countries? ;D

Nobody cares  :-\
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Wiggs on October 20, 2009, 05:36:49 PM
dying of aids maybe. Or settling in france and yurop.

epic avoidance... :D
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: io856 on October 20, 2009, 05:39:19 PM
I am of Chilean proportions  :D
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 20, 2009, 05:40:58 PM

Can we get an average IQ gif in here? Please don't forget the African countries this time
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Alex23 on October 20, 2009, 05:48:27 PM
Can we get an average IQ gif in here? Please don't forget the African countries this time

http://www.americancivilrightsreview.com/africanfailure.html
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: io856 on October 20, 2009, 06:10:58 PM
no surprise a Frenchman posted this up  ;)
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Adam11 on October 20, 2009, 06:13:02 PM
No homo. Stop buying pills, stretching it or stuffing your speedo like Levrone, she doesn't really care  ;D

http://phalliccymbals.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/world_penis_sizes.gif

(http://phalliccymbals.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/world_penis_sizes.gif)

GMW Average = 7 inches  8)
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: jtsunami on October 20, 2009, 06:30:00 PM
Bullshit! How can the Chinese have bigger penises than Americans? (No homo )

um why not, they are superior in intelligence, why not bigger penis's?
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: johnnynoname on October 20, 2009, 06:32:25 PM
<- above average
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: jtsunami on October 20, 2009, 06:35:46 PM
<- above average

yummy
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: johnnynoname on October 20, 2009, 06:37:42 PM
yummy

 :D :D :D :D :D :D

i'll post the pics on the adult forum soon
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Alex23 on October 20, 2009, 06:56:59 PM
LOL I love it how all of you little dill pickles feel the need to claim "above average" ... LOL!!!

Be happy with your bodies, they want you to believe in that shit, be self conscious and shit.. it's a business.... end of the day it doesn't really matter...
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: johnnynoname on October 20, 2009, 06:58:10 PM
LOL I love it how all of you little dill pickles feel the need to claim "above average" ... LOL!!!

Be happy with your bodies, they want you to believe in that shit, be self conscious and shit.. it's a business.... end of the day it doesn't really matter...


<- still above average
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on October 20, 2009, 07:03:23 PM
Damn, never seen results like these. However, I am french by heritage lol. Go figure.
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Alex23 on October 20, 2009, 07:07:50 PM
Damn, never seen results like these. However, I am french by heritage lol. Go figure.

LOL of course you are... ;D
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on October 20, 2009, 07:15:43 PM
LOL of course you are... ;D

Hey, I still got true blood relitives in France that are making wine with our family name and heritage.
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Alex23 on October 20, 2009, 07:18:20 PM
Hey, I still got true blood relitives  in France that are making wine with our family name and heritage.

LOL is tha french champ?
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: io856 on October 20, 2009, 07:18:52 PM
some chicks are "size queens" but they are garbage anyway
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Alex23 on October 20, 2009, 07:21:05 PM
some chicks are "size queens" but they are garbage anyway

LOL.. so true...  they wouldn't know the difference if they were blind fucked anyway...

Think about it... ever dumped a girl because her pussy wasn't "shaped" the way you wanted  ;D
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: 11venthhour on October 20, 2009, 11:34:57 PM
fu@ck man!
south korea i blame you now!
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 20, 2009, 11:47:19 PM
fu@ck man!
south korea i blame you now!

is it really that bad? i thought it was a myth
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: gordiano on October 21, 2009, 12:12:15 AM
LOL.. so true...  they wouldn't know the difference if they were blind fucked anyway...

Think about it... ever dumped a girl because her pussy wasn't "shaped" the way you wanted  ;D

I was dumped for being too big.....





























that's the last time I date a beaver..... :-\
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Emmortal on October 21, 2009, 12:17:13 AM
is it really that bad? i thought it was a myth

I think it's pretty accurate.  I've dated several asian girls who have gone out with Korean guys and they've all said they are pretty below average.  There are always exceptions of course.
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Alex23 on October 21, 2009, 12:34:17 AM
a former prositute friend of mine (from the sweet bunch) told me she avoided banging asians because the condom tends to "slip".
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: shossy on October 21, 2009, 02:13:42 AM
Why do guys obsess over size so much  ???
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Alex23 on October 21, 2009, 02:14:25 AM
Why do guys obsess over size so much  ???

see original post.
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: _bruce_ on October 21, 2009, 02:45:50 AM
Where are all the African countries? ;D

They would distort the chart beyond recognition...
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on October 21, 2009, 03:03:20 AM
The ones with confidence don't seek approval of others.  ;) :P
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: JasonH on October 21, 2009, 04:08:36 AM
Where do the Brits come in that list?  :-\
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Immortal_Technique on October 21, 2009, 06:10:25 AM
Bullshit! How can the Chinese have bigger penises than Americans? (No homo )

Chinese are often pretty big, it's the Japanese who are small. I knew this massive Chinese guy who was strong as an ox, he used to say that to people about how everyone assumes Chinese are small but they're not.

I guess us Brits have such small weiners we don't make the list?! I wish mine was anywhere near 3.5 inches flacid, it's more like 1mm or inverted in the cold sea sometimes!
Title: Alex 23...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on October 21, 2009, 11:37:41 AM
Hey bro did you end up trying trueprotein's protein soups? I remember you raving about them, just wondering if they were good or not, thinking of ordering some but wanted to read some feedback first.

thnks.
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: dustin on October 21, 2009, 12:03:15 PM
Yeah, I think he said they were pretty good. I've heard other decent reviews too.

I forgot about these. Maybe I might pick some up too. I cook TONS of different ethnic foods and I still get bored of the same old shit.
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: liquid_c on October 21, 2009, 12:04:14 PM
They're actually pretty good.  I tried some out.  I prefer my powder, but if you want something different, they're worth giving a try IMO.
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on October 21, 2009, 12:06:50 PM
I eat a ton of soup in the fall/winter.. one of my favorite things, esp. when it's freezing outside, so this would make a much better alternative to the carb, sodium and msg loaded mr.noodles soups I usually stock up on...
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: Mars on October 21, 2009, 12:08:45 PM
how about eat just normal soup that is nice anyway.
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on October 21, 2009, 12:12:02 PM
how about eat just normal soup that is nice anyway.

I already do, but this way I can get better/cleaner soup plus some extra protein in... have you seen the ingredients in trueprotein's soups ?!?! my mother doesn't make soup that clean! damn
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: aglifter on October 21, 2009, 12:20:12 PM
Solution:  Move to California where it is never freezing outside.

I eat a ton of soup in the fall/winter.. one of my favorite things, esp. when it's freezing outside, so this would make a much better alternative to the carb, sodium and msg loaded mr.noodles soups I usually stock up on...

Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on October 21, 2009, 12:23:56 PM
Solution:  Move to California where it is never freezing outside.


Believe me, it's on my things to do list... ;)

Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: Alex23 on October 21, 2009, 12:29:40 PM
Believe me, it's on my things to do list... ;)

LOL!

Yup I still use 'em and I love it. I augment it with cooked rice or other starchy carbs.

Favorite is chicken but onion is pretty good too, they all are.
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Alex23 on October 21, 2009, 12:30:55 PM
Chinese are often pretty big, it's the Japanese who are small. I knew this massive Chinese guy who was strong as an ox, he used to say that to people about how everyone assumes Chinese are small but they're not.

I guess us Brits have such small weiners we don't make the list?! I wish mine was anywhere near 3.5 inches flacid, it's more like 1mm or inverted in the cold sea sometimes!


I'm not sure what to answer to that post mate ;D
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on October 21, 2009, 12:33:10 PM
LOL!

Yup I still use 'em and I love it. I augment it with cooked rice or other starchy carbs.

Favorite is chicken but onion is pretty good too, they all are.

Sweet, thnks Alex.. gonna order some up right now.. Cali sounds lovely...right now I'm leaving for Varadero, Cuba with the fiancee on Sat :)

I heard the local girls are amazing there.
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: Alex23 on October 21, 2009, 12:39:56 PM
Sweet, thnks Alex.. gonna order some up right now.. Cali sounds lovely...right now I'm leaving for Varadero, Cuba with the fiancee on Sat :)

I heard the local girls are amazing there.


Lucky bastards, I love Cuba. Can't go from here without hopping to MTL first which is too much work.

GodBless dual citizenship thought.
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on October 21, 2009, 12:46:12 PM
Lucky bastards, I love Cuba. Can't go from here without hopping to MTL first which is too much work.

GodBless dual citizenship thought.

I can't wait to hit the cigar factories... Montecristo and Romeo & Julietta here I come!!!

with my fiancee I can bring back about 100 cigars back with me! :D I'll fedex ya a box.
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 21, 2009, 01:09:43 PM
I can't wait to hit the cigar factories... Montecristo and Romeo & Julietta here I come!!!

with my fiancee I can bring back about 100 cigars back with me! :D I'll fedex ya a box.


DO NOT BUY CIGARS FROM STREET VENDORS!!!  You'll see guys offering cigars 1/2 as much as stores will. I'll tell you this.  Even though you are in cuba you can still buy lots of fake shit off the street.  Go into the official stores and buy from there or you'll just end up getting crap cigars.  People fall for it all the time and think just because they are in cuba that all cigars are actually real cuban cigars.

One thing as well.  Cuban customs will verify that you actually bought legit cigars from a legit source or else they will confiscate.  So keep your receipts from the store to prove they are real.

Right now there are a lot of special releases so you can get some real nice sticks. Look for the Monte Sublimes, the Partagas Salomones, maybe get some cohiba robustos and get lots of custom rolled ones.

You'll find famous rollers right in the heart of havana.  Check for rollers named "Hamlet" and "La China" and "Taboada"  these are the names they go by, I kid you not.  They roll some amazing sticks. I always get a bundle from them when I'm there.

You can also buy some special Habanos releases that you can only get on the island.  But please only buy from legit stores or you are getting scammed.
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: Captain Equipoise on October 21, 2009, 01:14:03 PM
DO NOT BUY CIGARS FROM STREET VENDORS!!!  You'll see guys offering cigars 1/2 as much as stores will. I'll tell you this.  Even though you are in cuba you can still buy lots of fake shit off the street.  Go into the official stores and buy from there or you'll just end up getting crap cigars.  People fall for it all the time and think just because they are in cuba that all cigars are actually real cuban cigars.

One thing as well.  Cuban customs will verify that you actually bought legit cigars from a legit source or else they will confiscate.  So keep your receipts from the store to prove they are real.

Right now there are a lot of special releases so you can get some real nice sticks. Look for the Monte Sublimes, the Partagas Salomones, maybe get some cohiba robustos and get lots of custom rolled ones.

You'll find famous rollers right in the heart of havana.  Check for rollers named "Hamlet" and "La China" and "Taboada"  these are the names they go by, I kid you not.  They roll some amazing sticks. I always get a bundle from them when I'm there.

You can also buy some special Habanos releases that you can only get on the island.  But please only buy from legit stores or you are getting scammed.

Thanks for the info bro! will definetly print this out and keep on me when I'm in Havana, I actually read what you said on a bunch of travel sites as well (about buying cigars from legit gov't run stores and not street vendors) good to know about the custom rollers! ;)
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Earl1972 on October 21, 2009, 02:21:45 PM
No homo. Stop buying pills, stretching it or stuffing your speedo like Levrone, she doesn't really care  ;D

http://phalliccymbals.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/world_penis_sizes.gif

(http://phalliccymbals.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/world_penis_sizes.gif)

notice how the italians are the biggest on that list "alex"?

Mr. Levrone is also half black, don't be jealous  ;D

E
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 21, 2009, 03:39:04 PM
Lucky bastards, I love Cuba. Can't go from here without hopping to MTL first which is too much work.

GodBless dual citizenship thought.

Of course your french canadian ass would. Why don't you tell us how much you love S. Arabia next, SM23?
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: bigdumbbell on October 21, 2009, 03:41:18 PM
LOL!

Yup I still use 'em and I love it. I augment it with cooked rice or other starchy carbs.

Favorite is chicken but onion is pretty good too, they all are.
that's why i love alex23
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 21, 2009, 03:42:22 PM
that's why i love alex23

The French can cook. I'll give him that
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: bigdumbbell on October 21, 2009, 03:47:06 PM
The French can cook. I'll give him that
et je ne sais qua a fabulous!
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Alex23 on October 21, 2009, 04:00:08 PM
notice how the italians are the biggest on that list "alex"?
Mr. Levrone is also half black, don't be jealous  ;D
E

More power "in" you Earl.


;D
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on October 21, 2009, 04:04:02 PM
notice how the italians are the biggest on that list "alex"?

Mr. Levrone is also half black, don't be jealous  ;D

E

The weirdest thing I have ever read.
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: wikkedonez on October 21, 2009, 04:04:34 PM
Don't real Cuban boxes have a stamped label or are they fake too?
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 21, 2009, 04:23:19 PM
Don't real Cuban boxes have a stamped label or are they fake too?

www.justfakes.com

you can make your own box.  That's why you have to trust the source.
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: wikkedonez on October 21, 2009, 04:31:07 PM
Holy shit how is that place not being sued?
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 21, 2009, 04:32:21 PM
Holy shit how is that place not being sued?

because there are no sellers of real cubans n the US
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: wikkedonez on October 21, 2009, 04:40:28 PM
That's messed up >:(
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 21, 2009, 04:41:36 PM
That's messed up >:(

it's what they get for allowing the soviets to host nukes 90 mi off the coast of FL
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Bobby on October 21, 2009, 04:59:13 PM
as predicted, the caulk talk is about to reach 3 pages...
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on October 21, 2009, 05:21:32 PM
as predicted, the caulk talk is about to reach 3 pages...

Glad you could join us, Bobbyyyyh...
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Method101 on October 21, 2009, 05:28:05 PM
Haha Arabs getting raped on that Chart, poor IronNeck
 ;D

Btw im gonna be brutally honest here and say i have the average dick size in France.. If a chick ever called my dick small atleast i would know she was wrong since i know it's average lol.


Anyway, who gives a shit if females enjoy themselves, it's what you get out of it that counts,
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: io856 on October 21, 2009, 05:31:31 PM
Haha Arabs getting raped on that Chart, poor IronNeck
 ;D

Btw im gonna be brutally honest here and say i have the average dick size in France..
chances are you not measuring right
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Method101 on October 21, 2009, 05:33:24 PM
chances are you not measuring right
Press measuring tape at the base and hold the tape out, how can that go wrong...
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: uberman09 on October 21, 2009, 05:45:23 PM
et je ne sais qua a fabulous!

ta gueule abruti.
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Haru on October 21, 2009, 05:45:49 PM
a former prositute friend of mine (from the sweet bunch) told me she avoided banging asians because the condom tends to "slip".

Haha ''former prostitute friend''. Your mother's a giant whore.
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on October 21, 2009, 05:46:06 PM
Press measuring tape at the base and hold the tape out, how can that go wrong...


Don't press, you get an additional centimeter that way.  ;) This is exact science bro.
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: Alex23 on October 21, 2009, 06:44:17 PM
ta gueule abruti.

Chriss de cave on here lately....

Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: gordiano on October 21, 2009, 07:55:03 PM
Seriously now....how the fuck do they get "measurements" for these sorts of things? Are there like lines of people waiting outside a clinic, waiting for their dick to be measured?  ???
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Alex23 on October 21, 2009, 07:57:22 PM
Seriously now....how the fuck do they get "measurements" for these sorts of things? Are there like lines of people waiting outside a clinic, waiting for their dick to be measured?  ???

LOL I think the "stats" would be off brother ;D
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Parker on October 21, 2009, 08:02:18 PM
Seriously now....how the fuck do they get "measurements" for these sorts of things? Are there like lines of people waiting outside a clinic, waiting for their dick to be measured?  ???
They trick them, making them think that there is a free strip show, or free bjs, something
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Parker on October 21, 2009, 08:08:56 PM
Chinese are often pretty big, it's the Japanese who are small. I knew this massive Chinese guy who was strong as an ox, he used to say that to people about how everyone assumes Chinese are small but they're not.

I guess us Brits have such small weiners we don't make the list?! I wish mine was anywhere near 3.5 inches flacid, it's more like 1mm or inverted in the cold sea sometimes!
How does a Chinese man being as strong as a ox, mean that his got a big penis? And don't say he's hung like a ox, because oxen are gelded, they never mate
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: gettingbetter on October 21, 2009, 09:30:36 PM
hé oui, on est le top et en plus, nos femmes sont ma foi assez ouvertes! héhéhé!
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Alex23 on October 21, 2009, 09:36:13 PM
Just hung up the phone with Nasser and he asked me to measure my dick

still syntholed.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: noworries on October 21, 2009, 11:04:26 PM
Seriously now....how the fuck do they get "measurements" for these sorts of things? Are there like lines of people waiting outside a clinic, waiting for their dick to be measured?  ???

This is the way gets all the inside info on things.  He set up a "glory hole" at his trailer.  he is so good he can measure a guys dick just by how far it goes in his mouth.  This was the first thing Queer Vissy liked about him  It was on their Facebook page
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Bobby on October 22, 2009, 06:08:16 AM
Seriously now....how the fuck do they get "measurements" for these sorts of things? Are there like lines of people waiting outside a clinic, waiting for their dick to be measured?  ???

dude they pay $50 and it's usually a chick that does the measuring, though if you're unlucky she's 50 years old :-\
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Special Ed on October 22, 2009, 06:24:52 AM
No homo. Stop buying pills, stretching it or stuffing your speedo like Levrone, she doesn't really care  ;D

http://phalliccymbals.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/world_penis_sizes.gif

(http://phalliccymbals.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/world_penis_sizes.gif)


they left out this statistic:
Region.      Erect (inches)    Flaccid           Source

Getbig.com.  9.5.                  7.3             Imaginary girlfriends               
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: Method101 on October 22, 2009, 06:27:15 AM
they left out this statistic:
Region.      Erect (inches)    Flaccid           Source

Getbig.com.  9.5.                  7.3             Imaginary girlfriends              

Lol

nah all joking aside the average for white dudes is like 6" i  think... based on all these dick size articles
Title: Re: Alex 23...
Post by: 2Thick on October 22, 2009, 06:24:53 PM
Hey bro did you end up trying trueprotein's protein soups? I remember you raving about them, just wondering if they were good or not, thinking of ordering some but wanted to read some feedback first.

thnks.


I salute the wit of the moderator who decided to merge a thread about "protein soups" in with a cock thread.
Title: Re: Pecking order of the Peckers.
Post by: arce1988 on October 23, 2009, 12:20:24 AM
 Puerto Rico we are bigger