Today's Matches and Prognostications From the World Cup:
Argentina
Iran
Germany
Ghana
Nigeria
Bosnia-Herzegovina
Hope Solo
Her Sister
So in today's match-ups we are either going to see some one-sided affairs, or boring defensive strategies to keep the underdogs from getting blown out. So for predictions:
Argentina.....will whup Iran like Lobstah whups the fat mud guppy
Germany.....will beat Ghana, but the Africans will go down with a fight, unlike the English squad and their creepy panty sniffing fans.
Nigeria....will outlast B-H.
Hope Solo's Sister.....will press charges and out the closeted dyke for the whiny, drama queen, bully she is.