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first ESF, then The Ultimate Warrior, now 'Wolfox' PIP :(
« on: April 09, 2014, 12:16:00 PM »
another vicious owning that results in the truth and a tearful goodbye.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=529123.0

thanks for playing, stud.

fuck im good.

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Re: first ESF, then The Ultimate Warrior, now 'wolfox' PIP :(
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2014, 12:17:21 PM »


looks like shizzo/ bluto is pulling the plug on this gimmick and is going to start over.
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Re: first ESF, then The Ultimate Warrior, now 'wolfox' PIP :(
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2014, 12:19:38 PM »
Do homos ever have sex in the missionary position with the one on bottom wrapping his legs around his partner's back?

No homo.

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Re: first ESF, then The Ultimate Warrior, now 'wolfox' PIP :(
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2014, 12:20:05 PM »
Did I really just read that right?


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« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2014, 12:21:48 PM »
Did I really just read that right?



yessir, i believe you did.

anyone with arms that small had to be bi. no surprise here.

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« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2014, 12:22:55 PM »
yessir, i believe you did.

anyone with arms that small had to be bi. no surprise here.

:D

Shit. I give Ronnie 3 years before he's dating a schmoe if that's the case.

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« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2014, 12:25:41 PM »
Shit. I give Ronnie 3 years before he's dating a schmoe if that's the case.


poor big ron. pushed too far past his genetic threshold.

as for 'Luvscocks' anyone who says things like 'im a special snowflake', 'im the rose that grew from the concrete' and watched richard simmons tapes with his mom has to have a closest full of Elton John records.
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Re: first ESF, then The Ultimate Warrior, now 'wolfox' PIP :(
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2014, 12:25:52 PM »
I kind of like ESFitness around as his stories are so outrageous that you almost question the minds of humans. The guys imagination is off the charts

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« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2014, 12:27:52 PM »
It's a shame he had to post in one of my appreciation threads, but I guess I can accept the tarnishing of one of them if it helps someone unburden themselves of living a lie.

Hope his finds his peace on another forum.
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« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2014, 12:28:28 PM »

poor big ron. pushed too far past his genetic threshold.

was for Lovescocks anyone who says things like 'im a special snowflake', 'im the rose that grew from the concrete' and watched richard simmons tapes with his mom has to have a closest full of Elton John records.

I don't get how Richard Simmons ever got on TV. Don't care that he is a flaming homo but his body looked like shit. At least Mr Motivator had some muscle going on.



in his 50s there I'd say.

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« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2014, 12:28:33 PM »
I kind of like ESFitness around as his stories are so outrageous that you almost question the minds of humans. The guys imagination is off the charts

ESF will stick around. altho i think his capacity for story telling will be somewhat affected by his recent unveiling.

i esp liked this stories of fights to the death and his strategic use of piano wire for sewing up paper cuts.

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« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2014, 12:30:27 PM »
It's a shame he had to post in one of my appreciation threads, but I guess I can sacrifice one of them to unburden someone of living a lie.

Hope his finds his peace on another forum.

actually you should take comfort in the fact that he used your thread to make his last tearful goodbye. you'll go down in GB history as the straw that broke the camels back perchance. the whole banana undies/ gorilla cage was just too much for him to bear. fuck that shit prolly ate at him for 4 days before he blew his gasket :D
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« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2014, 12:37:59 PM »
I will miss Ultimate Warrior more.

Never heard of the guy prior to him dying.

He was also a better poster than Wolfsdowncocks, without even having an account.

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« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2014, 12:41:19 PM »
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Wait wes, are you implying that wolfox leans backwards against the open bars of the gorilla cage wearing banana flavored underpants while he pretends to check the zoo map?
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« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2014, 12:42:10 PM »
I kind of like ESFitness around as his stories are so outrageous that you almost question the minds of humans. The guys imagination is off the charts

Oh I hope he stays, his stories about shooting 10ml of gear in one go were hilarious.

Guy's a fantasist but he's got no harm in him now he's been exposed, my only concern before was that people would take his daft advice seriously.

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« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2014, 01:02:48 PM »
I will miss Ultimate Warrior more.

Never heard of the guy prior to him dying.

He was also a better poster than Wolfsdowncocks, without even having an account.

You never heard of the GOT DAMNED ULTIMATE WARRIOR?!?!?!?! You managed to make your way to "GetBig" and never heard of the motherfucking Ultimate Warrior? You're joking right?

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« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2014, 01:03:56 PM »
You never heard of the GOT DAMNED ULTIMATE WARRIOR?!?!?!?! You managed to make your way to "GetBig" and never heard of the motherfucking Ultimate Warrior? You're joking right?

No. I wasnt a child of the 80's or the early 90's.

I have never been into wrestling.

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« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2014, 01:05:15 PM »
Oh I hope he stays, his stories about shooting 10ml of gear in one go were hilarious.

Guy's a fantasist but he's got no harm in him now he's been exposed, my only concern before was that people would take his daft advice seriously.

ive started on 5 grams a day

why would he lie

i have also started sewing any cuts i get with guitar strings

saves me having to sit in a and e
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« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2014, 01:08:01 PM »
ive started on 5 grams a day

why would he lie

i have also started sewing any cuts i get with guitar strings

saves me having to sit in a and e

let us know when you become 'purple and swollen'- apparently thats when shit really starts kicking in?  ???
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« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2014, 01:09:43 PM »
let us know when you become 'purple and swollen'- apparently thats when shit really starts kicking in?  ???

If you dont turn yellow with jaundice your gear is bunk. fact.

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Re: first ESF, then The Ultimate Warrior, now 'Wolfox' PIP :(
« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2014, 01:10:38 PM »
It would appear Walter Mitty types get a good kicking on getbig.

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Re: first ESF, then The Ultimate Warrior, now 'Wolfox' PIP :(
« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2014, 01:15:30 PM »
In honor of these outings,I will proceed to sew up my mouth with razor wire!   :D

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« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2014, 01:16:07 PM »
In honor of these outings,I will proceed to sew up my mouth with razor wire!   :D

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Re: first ESF, then The Ultimate Warrior, now 'wolfox' PIP :(
« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2014, 01:16:21 PM »
Do homos ever have sex in the missionary position with the one on bottom wrapping his legs around his partner's back?

No homo.

even a 100 'no homo' can unhomo that question

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