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Title: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: OneManGang on October 14, 2009, 07:29:16 AM
I was queuing up at the supermarket yesterday when I made the following observation. A bald man with potbelly and thin arms..probably in his late forties or early fifties was buying a Flex magazine, Muscular Development, two packs of condoms and lube. Quite disgusting!

Discuss
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 14, 2009, 07:30:57 AM
I was queuing up at the supermarket yesterday when I made the following observation. A bald man with potbelly and thin arms..probably in his late forties or early fifties was buying a Flex magazine, Muscular Development, two packs of condoms and lube. Quite disgusting!

Discuss
That was Pumpster
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: mass 04 on October 14, 2009, 07:33:45 AM
Don't be shy. Next time come up and introduce yourself, bro.
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on October 14, 2009, 07:34:58 AM
We must report,and take photograph evidence of these possible schmoes,they must be eliminated
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on October 14, 2009, 07:53:14 AM
Possible schmoe in my shop...

Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 14, 2009, 07:54:11 AM
Possible schmoe in my shop...


Thats not Billy Guns ;D
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: Blockhead on October 14, 2009, 07:54:39 AM
I was queuing up at the supermarket yesterday when I made the following observation. A bald man with potbelly and thin arms..probably in his late forties or early fifties was buying a Flex magazine, Muscular Development, two packs of condoms and lube. Quite disgusting!

Discuss
PICS or it never happened.



 - Block!
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: OneManGang on October 14, 2009, 07:56:13 AM
Possible schmoe in my shop...



That handbag is from Elton John's Collection I presume.. ::)
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: Spike on October 14, 2009, 07:57:26 AM
I was queuing up at the supermarket yesterday when I made the following observation. A bald man with potbelly and thin arms..probably in his late forties or early fifties was buying a Flex magazine, Muscular Development, two packs of condoms and lube. Quite disgusting!

Discuss

prob leafyBUGchaser's schmoe goin over to his house to make more stains on the sheets and pay leafybugchsers 'bills'
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: io856 on October 14, 2009, 07:57:43 AM
maybe there is a perfectly normal explanation for this?

oh wait... is there ever an explanation for buying magazines with SHREDDED ABS and BIG ARMS in THREE WEEKS? its like woman's day for blokes
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: Parker on October 14, 2009, 07:58:47 AM
Possible schmoe in my shop...


Why do these schmoes all have smiles that either indicate the most evilest of intentions or the most perverse?
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: _bruce_ on October 14, 2009, 08:00:58 AM
Why do these schmoes all have smiles that either indicate the most evilest of intentions or the most perverse?

Keeping gayness undercover...
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on October 14, 2009, 08:22:01 AM
Under attack from another schmoe...
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: lovemonkey on October 14, 2009, 08:38:57 AM
Under attack from another schmoe...


Great British Genetics.
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: Mars on October 14, 2009, 08:40:35 AM
lol what are they doing in your shop
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: Army of One on October 14, 2009, 08:46:48 AM
Under attack from another schmoe...


Only in Ireland.
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: HTexan on October 14, 2009, 08:49:10 AM
lol what are they doing in your shop
blind dates :-X
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: Schmoe Buster on October 14, 2009, 09:03:49 AM
I was queuing up at the supermarket yesterday when I made the following observation. A bald man with potbelly and thin arms..probably in his late forties or early fifties was buying a Flex magazine, Muscular Development, two packs of condoms and lube. Quite disgusting!

Discuss

Are you sure it wasnt Bob Chick without his wig on
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: spinnis on October 14, 2009, 09:06:11 AM
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: johnnynoname on October 14, 2009, 09:09:47 AM
this thread reminds me of the time my boss' wife caught me at walmart buying whip cream, baby oil and a huge white bath towel in my basket

Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: RJ DRIVER on October 14, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
That was Pumpster
lmfao  hahaha
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 14, 2009, 12:58:57 PM
this thread reminds me of the time my boss' wife caught me at walmart buying whip cream, baby oil and a huge white bath towel in my basket



and now she knows why her husband comes home smelling like baby oil and VERY satisfied after work.
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: mogulgangi on October 14, 2009, 01:12:09 PM
PICS or it never happened.



 - Block!

x2
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: OneManGang on October 14, 2009, 07:11:28 PM
and now she knows why her husband comes home smelling like baby oil and VERY satisfied after work.

 :-X
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: johnnynoname on October 14, 2009, 07:32:35 PM
and now she knows why her husband comes home smelling like baby oil and VERY satisfied after work.



seriously, my boss is awesome but i don't even stare at that pic of him and his wife in his office cuz i know she will be in the spank bank and I know he will rip my dick off in the middle of my masterbation session.



seriously though my boss and i are so cool with each other that i will tell him which one of his clients i've masturbated to the night before and then he will tell said client that i beat off to them
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: clued-up on October 14, 2009, 07:42:44 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=301962.0;attach=343525;image)

what did this guy purchase?
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: tbombz on October 14, 2009, 07:43:31 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=301962.0;attach=343525;image)

what did this guy purchase?
no explode, its like kool aid to him
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: OneManGang on October 14, 2009, 08:01:06 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=301962.0;attach=343525;image)

what did this guy purchase?

He is probably there to oogle at the picutes of musclemen on the labels
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on October 15, 2009, 02:59:38 AM
lol what are they doing in your shop
The shop attracts all sorts of weirdos,the city I live in is full of them,so when they come in I just tell them I am taking their picture and they are ok with that
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: Mr. Magoo on October 15, 2009, 04:15:26 AM
The shop attracts all sorts of weirdos,the city I live in is full of them,so when they come in I just tell them I am taking their picture and they are ok with that

Bullshit. They are your best buddies but you're afraid to admit that on getbig

 :)
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: Schmoe Buster on October 15, 2009, 04:18:19 AM
The shop attracts all sorts of weirdos,the city I live in is full of them,so when they come in I just tell them I am taking their picture and they are ok with that

do they buy anything?
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: OneManGang on October 15, 2009, 06:25:20 AM
Bullshit. They are your best buddies but you're afraid to admit that on getbig

 :)

Are you jealous?
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on October 15, 2009, 06:50:10 AM
do they buy anything?
Maybe an energy bar or a bag of nuts
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: johnnynoname on October 15, 2009, 06:51:22 AM
Maybe an energy bar or a bag of nuts

you should sell him some tattoo concealer as well
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on October 15, 2009, 07:13:33 AM
you should sell him some tattoo concealer as well
That guy with the tattooes is a funny fucker
Hes semi-retarded and married to a woman 3months ago that is about 70yrs old,hes 30
And those are real tattoes on his arms
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: OneManGang on October 15, 2009, 07:19:57 AM
That guy with the tattooes is a funny fucker
Hes semi-retarded and married to a woman 3months ago that is about 70yrs old,hes 30
And those are real tattoes on his arms

Married to a 70 year old woman? Where is Mars? That is the age group he likes. Here will be monster jealousy.. ::)
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: johnnynoname on October 15, 2009, 07:20:56 AM
That guy with the tattooes is a funny fucker
Hes semi-retarded and married to a woman 3months ago that is about 70yrs old,hes 30
And those are real tattoes on his arms

if that guy's life shouldn't be movie then i don't know what should be
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: Schmoe Buster on October 15, 2009, 07:44:52 AM
Maybe an energy bar or a bag of nuts

cheap bastards ;D

hope business is going well
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on October 15, 2009, 07:49:46 AM
if that guy's life shouldn't be movie then i don't know what should be
I'll take a pic of him and hi wife when I next see him
Ps he is barred out of the town libary for watching porn on the computers there

cheap bastards ;D

hope business is going well
going great thanks man
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: johnnynoname on October 15, 2009, 07:55:22 AM
I'll take a pic of him and hi wife when I next see him
Ps he is barred out of the town libary for watching porn on the computers there


you NEED to post that pic and i totally believe him being banned from the library for teh porn
Title: Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
Post by: Schmoe Buster on October 15, 2009, 08:36:07 AM
you NEED to post that pic and i totally believe him being banned from the library for teh porn


yeah he just looks the sort