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OneManGang

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Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« on: October 14, 2009, 07:29:16 AM »
I was queuing up at the supermarket yesterday when I made the following observation. A bald man with potbelly and thin arms..probably in his late forties or early fifties was buying a Flex magazine, Muscular Development, two packs of condoms and lube. Quite disgusting!

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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2009, 07:30:57 AM »
Quote from: OneManGang on October 14, 2009, 07:29:16 AM
I was queuing up at the supermarket yesterday when I made the following observation. A bald man with potbelly and thin arms..probably in his late forties or early fifties was buying a Flex magazine, Muscular Development, two packs of condoms and lube. Quite disgusting!

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That was Pumpster
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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2009, 07:33:45 AM »
Don't be shy. Next time come up and introduce yourself, bro.
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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2009, 07:34:58 AM »
We must report,and take photograph evidence of these possible schmoes,they must be eliminated
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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2009, 07:53:14 AM »
Possible schmoe in my shop...

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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2009, 07:54:11 AM »
Quote from: Okami on October 14, 2009, 07:53:14 AM
Possible schmoe in my shop...


Thats not Billy Guns ;D
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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2009, 07:54:39 AM »
Quote from: OneManGang on October 14, 2009, 07:29:16 AM
I was queuing up at the supermarket yesterday when I made the following observation. A bald man with potbelly and thin arms..probably in his late forties or early fifties was buying a Flex magazine, Muscular Development, two packs of condoms and lube. Quite disgusting!

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PICS or it never happened.



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OneManGang

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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2009, 07:56:13 AM »
Quote from: Okami on October 14, 2009, 07:53:14 AM
Possible schmoe in my shop...



That handbag is from Elton John's Collection I presume.. ::)
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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2009, 07:57:26 AM »
Quote from: OneManGang on October 14, 2009, 07:29:16 AM
I was queuing up at the supermarket yesterday when I made the following observation. A bald man with potbelly and thin arms..probably in his late forties or early fifties was buying a Flex magazine, Muscular Development, two packs of condoms and lube. Quite disgusting!

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prob leafyBUGchaser's schmoe goin over to his house to make more stains on the sheets and pay leafybugchsers 'bills'
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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2009, 07:57:43 AM »
maybe there is a perfectly normal explanation for this?

oh wait... is there ever an explanation for buying magazines with SHREDDED ABS and BIG ARMS in THREE WEEKS? its like woman's day for blokes
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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2009, 07:58:47 AM »
Quote from: Okami on October 14, 2009, 07:53:14 AM
Possible schmoe in my shop...


Why do these schmoes all have smiles that either indicate the most evilest of intentions or the most perverse?
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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2009, 08:00:58 AM »
Quote from: Parker on October 14, 2009, 07:58:47 AM
Why do these schmoes all have smiles that either indicate the most evilest of intentions or the most perverse?

Keeping gayness undercover...
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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2009, 08:22:01 AM »
Under attack from another schmoe...
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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2009, 08:38:57 AM »
Quote from: Okami on October 14, 2009, 08:22:01 AM
Under attack from another schmoe...


Great British Genetics.
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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2009, 08:40:35 AM »
lol what are they doing in your shop
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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2009, 08:46:48 AM »
Quote from: Okami on October 14, 2009, 08:22:01 AM
Under attack from another schmoe...


Only in Ireland.
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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2009, 08:49:10 AM »
Quote from: Mars on October 14, 2009, 08:40:35 AM
lol what are they doing in your shop
blind dates :-X
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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2009, 09:03:49 AM »
Quote from: OneManGang on October 14, 2009, 07:29:16 AM
I was queuing up at the supermarket yesterday when I made the following observation. A bald man with potbelly and thin arms..probably in his late forties or early fifties was buying a Flex magazine, Muscular Development, two packs of condoms and lube. Quite disgusting!

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Are you sure it wasnt Bob Chick without his wig on
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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2009, 09:06:11 AM »
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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2009, 09:09:47 AM »
this thread reminds me of the time my boss' wife caught me at walmart buying whip cream, baby oil and a huge white bath towel in my basket

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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2009, 12:53:46 PM »
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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2009, 12:58:57 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on October 14, 2009, 09:09:47 AM
this thread reminds me of the time my boss' wife caught me at walmart buying whip cream, baby oil and a huge white bath towel in my basket



and now she knows why her husband comes home smelling like baby oil and VERY satisfied after work.
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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2009, 01:12:09 PM »
Quote from: TheBlockHead on October 14, 2009, 07:54:39 AM
PICS or it never happened.



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OneManGang

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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2009, 07:11:28 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on October 14, 2009, 12:58:57 PM
and now she knows why her husband comes home smelling like baby oil and VERY satisfied after work.

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Re: Observations of a possible schmoe at supermarket
« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2009, 07:32:35 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on October 14, 2009, 12:58:57 PM
and now she knows why her husband comes home smelling like baby oil and VERY satisfied after work.



seriously, my boss is awesome but i don't even stare at that pic of him and his wife in his office cuz i know she will be in the spank bank and I know he will rip my dick off in the middle of my masterbation session.



seriously though my boss and i are so cool with each other that i will tell him which one of his clients i've masturbated to the night before and then he will tell said client that i beat off to them
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