Author Topic: Harley Breite - Appreciation thread (Read 586096 times)

HarleyBreite · « **Reply #2400 on:** November 28, 2015, 03:28:45 AM »

Dear Wes,
Well, the next portrait may take some "artistic license" and find me with the following:
1) The face and waist of Francis Benfatto
2) The abs of John Hnatyshack
3) The bicep peak and quad striations of Paul Jean Guillaume
And one of Herne's favorites adoring me.
Now that would be a perfect me!!!
Harley

King Shizzo · « **Reply #2401 on:** November 28, 2015, 03:30:04 AM »

Quote from: HarleyBreite on November 28, 2015, 03:24:57 AM

Dear Shizzo,
  Thanks but I doubt there is any real money in my painting. There are truly trained professionals who have serious
talent upon which they have worked for decades and devoted their lives. I took on painting I guess because I couldn't get
a date. LOL.
  The second portrait is one in which I removed a large wine glass in front of me and took out the entire backdrop of a crowded
restaurant.
  I was going to paint my dog, Bruno but I couldn't emotionally do it.
Harley

Agreed that it isn't necessarily about money, but you absolutely can hang with anyone when it comes to portraits.

Why paint ho-hum landscapes (still good) when you can show your true gift of painting portraits?

I literally thought you posted a regular picture, and confused it for painting #13.

You have an amazing gift, and are being far too humble about it. Well done, Harley.

HarleyBreite · « **Reply #2402 on:** November 28, 2015, 03:38:56 AM »

Dear Shizzo,
Thanks. I don't particularly understand art and the world of what is desirable in terms of big money.
I never took Art History in college as I understood I was throwing away a certain amount of my parents'
money on tuition but it was a means to a end. Still, having them pay for 3 credits of Art History seemed
unfair.
Harley

HarleyBreite · « **Reply #2403 on:** November 28, 2015, 05:27:11 AM »

The Chevelle Motor
540 All Aluminum
Dyno Results: Naturally aspirated- 782hp 707lbs-ft of torque.
With 175hp nitrous shot and a safe tune-up dry the engine made 980hp 948lbs-ft of torque.

HarleyBreite · « **Reply #2404 on:** November 28, 2015, 05:32:33 AM »

Me Getting Kicked In The Face
Anyone who says he doesn't get beat up while training is a complete liar

King Shizzo · « **Reply #2405 on:** November 28, 2015, 05:34:09 AM »

Quote from: HarleyBreite on November 28, 2015, 05:32:33 AM

Me Getting Kicked In The Face
Anyone who says he doesn't get beat up while training is a complete liar

Reflexes of peace. Do they teach blocking in BJJ?

HarleyBreite · « **Reply #2406 on:** November 28, 2015, 05:38:22 AM »

Me and your friends

HarleyBreite · « **Reply #2407 on:** November 28, 2015, 05:39:14 AM »

Quote from: Shizzo on November 28, 2015, 05:34:09 AM

Reflexes of peace. Do they teach blocking in BJJ?

Apparently, I missed that lesson.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #2408 on:** November 28, 2015, 05:46:28 AM »

Harley, I would like to commission you to paint a portrait for me. Is this anything you would be interested in, or is it just a hobby for you? It would be Napoleon on his horse.

HarleyBreite · « **Reply #2409 on:** November 28, 2015, 05:46:41 AM »

You guys would probably want to meet my client who, along with another guy, took a 4th grade girl from her home at 3:00 am and
video-taped them raping her.

HarleyBreite · « **Reply #2410 on:** November 28, 2015, 05:47:36 AM »

I am sorry the article came out so small as virtually unreadable.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #2411 on:** November 28, 2015, 05:52:46 AM »

Quote from: HarleyBreite on November 28, 2015, 05:46:41 AM

You guys would probably want to meet my client who, along with another guy, took a 4th grade girl from her home at 3:00 am and
video-taped them raping her.

If by meet you mean meet up with them to sink a knife into their skulls, then yes, I'd say most getbiggers would like to meet these clients.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #2412 on:** November 28, 2015, 05:54:52 AM »

Quote from: HarleyBreite on November 27, 2015, 04:43:38 PM

Part of my office

Awesome. My kinda room. Movie poster, lotsa books, Universal figures, comfy chairs.

/i have that pic of coogan and chaplin sitting in the doorway in my book room.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #2413 on:** November 28, 2015, 06:21:10 AM »

Quote from: HarleyBreite on November 28, 2015, 05:46:41 AM

You guys would probably want to meet my client who, along with another guy, took a 4th grade girl from her home at 3:00 am and
video-taped them raping her.

Careful Harley. Careful.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #2414 on:** November 28, 2015, 06:22:18 AM »

Quote from: Shizzo on November 28, 2015, 06:21:10 AM

Careful Harley. Careful.

Yes, it was a bit pedo-esque. Hopefully he meant it the way it think, that we'd like to meet them to kill them.

OlympiaGym · « **Reply #2415 on:** November 28, 2015, 06:28:01 AM »

Criminally weak chin on our hero there.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #2416 on:** November 28, 2015, 06:30:16 AM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on November 28, 2015, 06:22:18 AM

Yes, it was a bit pedo-esque. Hopefully he meant it the way it think, that we'd like to meet them to kill them.

Not that, but I don't want him talking about the scum he represents, especially when it is a case like that, and he knows they are guilty.

OlympiaGym · « **Reply #2417 on:** November 28, 2015, 06:33:29 AM »

He doesn't care about guilt or innocence, or whom his "clients" have hurt, just about money. He would have undercut Judas. Should buy a chin implant though.

pellius · « **Reply #2418 on:** November 28, 2015, 06:43:13 AM »

Quote from: Shizzo on November 28, 2015, 03:14:51 AM

Harley, I am amazed at the difference between your portraits of people and your landscape paintings.

All of your work Is good, but these are phenomenal:

Your 13th painting looks like a picture from a camera!

Exactly! It's amazing. Whenever I see a portrait of a person it always has that look that it's a painting. Yours look just like a photograph. The detail is mind boggling. If it wasn't you I'd call B.S. and want proof that it's not a picture.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #2419 on:** November 28, 2015, 06:45:54 AM »

Quote from: pellius on November 28, 2015, 06:43:13 AM

Exactly! It's amazing. Whenever I see a portrait of a person it always has that look that it's a painting. Yours look just like a photograph. The detail is mind boggling. If it wasn't you I'd call B.S. and want proof that it's not a picture.

Wouldn't that be hilarious if Harley is trolling us with his famous "#13" painting.

pellius · « **Reply #2420 on:** November 28, 2015, 06:53:17 AM »

Quote from: HarleyBreite on November 28, 2015, 03:28:45 AM

Dear Wes,
Well, the next portrait may take some "artistic license" and find me with the following:
1) The face and waist of Francis Benfatto
2) The abs of John Hnatyshack
3) The bicep peak and quad striations of Paul Jean Guillaume
And one of Herne's favorites adoring me.
Now that would be a perfect me!!!
Harley

"John Hnatyshack". There's a name I haven't heard in a while.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #2421 on:** November 28, 2015, 06:56:12 AM »

Quote from: pellius on November 28, 2015, 06:53:17 AM

"John Hnatyshack". There's a name I haven't heard in a while.

Loved the movie.

pellius · « **Reply #2422 on:** November 28, 2015, 07:03:51 AM »

Quote from: OlympiaGym on November 28, 2015, 06:33:29 AM

He doesn't care about guilt or innocence, or whom his "clients" have hurt, just about money. He would have undercut Judas. Should buy a chin implant though.

Why don't you act like a man and just state plainly what's your issue with Harley. You've been asked twice about who is Dennis and you have ignore the question. Why? You just hide behind a computer throwing spit balls like a pussy.

State your case or shut up.

chaos · « **Reply #2423 on:** November 28, 2015, 08:00:27 AM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on November 28, 2015, 05:46:28 AM

Harley, I would like to commission you to paint a portrait for me. Is this anything you would be interested in, or is it just a hobby for you? It would be Napoleon on his horse.

x2
Except the Napoleon thing.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #2424 on:** November 28, 2015, 08:01:28 AM »

See Harley, I was right about the money thing. Imagine what you could do for charity.