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I want to go on a Getbig cruise
« on: July 19, 2012, 03:42:09 AM »
Like the Rosie O'Donnell gay/lesbian cruise.

I'm serious Ron!

Can we please organize a getbig/bodybuilding/fitness figure/schmoe cruise?

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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2012, 03:46:12 AM »
Fuck off and die

You can forget about trying to join us, you're fucking banned from the getbig cruise you no-name faggot cock sucking mother fucker.

Nothing I hate more than people with a names ending in a vowel.

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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2012, 03:55:24 AM »
Gayer than Liberace and Elton John sharing a unicorn ride.

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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2012, 03:58:58 AM »
Your mum's arsehole makes noises that end with a vowel when I gape her ;)

Really?  I wouldn't let my dog fuck your mom, she's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2012, 04:04:34 AM »
would be great, lots of whores drugs and alcohol aboard, can you imagine the amount of stories that will occur after the great holiday in the caribbean sea


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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2012, 04:07:39 AM »
would be great, lots of whores drugs and alcohol aboard, can you imagine the amount of stories that will occur after the great holiday in the caribbean sea



333386 and 240 constantly trying to debate politics with everyone...  Schmoe squatting...  Cage fights...  World class cigar smoking...  Blatant Racism... Guns...  Steroids...  Drugs... 

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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2012, 04:14:34 AM »
i doubt i would be in a training mood then with so much pleasures on board. and i dont want to be exposed as a weak lifter anyway.

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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2012, 04:18:57 AM »
333386 and 240 constantly trying to debate politics with everyone...  Schmoe squatting...  Cage fights...  World class cigar smoking...  Blatant Racism... Guns...  Steroids...  Drugs... 

sevastase and groink hunting each other down with guns,YAGR getting slapped by everyone,wes doing yoga courses  :D
GETBIG!

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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2012, 04:21:35 AM »
sevastase and groink hunting each other down with guns,YAGR getting slapped by everyone,wes doing yoga courses  :D

hahahahah!!!

Get Adonis to be guest chef, have some lectures by Sync Pulse and Howard. 

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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2012, 04:22:29 AM »
Will be a disaster, we would never be able to dock again...


A Holland America all-gay cruise ship with 2,100 passengers aboard was turned away from Morocco over the weekend, Reuters reports.
The ship docked Sunday in Malaga, Spain, after the travel organizers said Moroccan authorities prohibited the ship from docking in Casablanca.

"Our port agent in Casablanca has advised us that authorities in Morocco have -- despite previous confirmations -- now denied our scheduled visit," RSVP Vacations travel agency told passengers in a letter obtained by Reuters. "For all of us, this is a very disappointing development."



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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2012, 04:23:20 AM »
Will be a disaster, we would never be able to dock again...

hilarious!!!  ;D

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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2012, 04:54:42 AM »
Bay walking around telling everyone they are closet homosexuals.
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2012, 04:56:51 AM »
Bay walking around telling everyone they are closet homosexuals.
LOL....then a good number of em sneaking to his cabin later..
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2012, 05:00:38 AM »
LOL....then a good number of em sneaking to his cabin later..

haha yes, "oh sorry wrong room.."

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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2012, 05:02:44 AM »
haha yes, "oh sorry wrong room.."

"sorry, bay, you were mistaken for the female black bodybuilder ::skeptical look: we weren't looking for the big hunk of a black man" ::slowly walks into his room::
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2012, 05:04:29 AM »
LMAO!  ;D
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2012, 05:07:52 AM »
Yeah, and Dr Dutch busy all day with STD tests and torn anusses  >:(

Don't think so, ask Dr Chimps....

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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2012, 05:10:51 AM »
Yeah, and Dr Dutch busy all day with STD tests and torn anusses  >:(

Don't think so, ask Dr Chimps....
Nasty...LOL!
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2012, 06:13:59 AM »
Yeah, and Dr Dutch busy all day with STD tests and torn anusses  >:(

Don't think so, ask Dr Chimps....
WTF! How did I get Shanghaied onto this cruise!?       ;D

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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2012, 06:46:06 AM »
yes, a cruise with 1000 steroided out geeks and booty.  Can imagine the rapeage that would occur

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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2012, 06:47:23 AM »
Everybody goes on cheat week and three days in to a seven day cruise the ship runs out of food and as a direct result over half of the toilets are stopped up.
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2012, 06:55:50 AM »



Missed you guys...just stopping by for a shore lunch.
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2012, 06:56:23 AM »
Wes dominating the shuffle board ;D

dr.chimps yelling at everybody by the pool to pipe down cuz he cant concentrate on his books ;D

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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2012, 06:59:40 AM »
All the pharmacies in Belize and Honduras completely sold out of everything except aspirin.
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Re: GETBIG CRUISE
« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2012, 07:05:06 AM »
Musclecenter desperately trying to understand spoken english....