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Title: [Pic] THE most retarded looking muscle wannabes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Stark on March 18, 2007, 11:30:06 AM
WTF folks? I'm so glad my friends are not that diluted.

 ;D ;D ;D

HAHAHAHHAHHAH I cannot stop laughing :D
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Post by: ribonucleic on March 18, 2007, 11:30:55 AM
Vince G.

End of thread.
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Post by: Stark on March 18, 2007, 11:31:19 AM
 :P :P :P :P
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Post by: Saxon on March 18, 2007, 11:32:53 AM
Which getbigger is that  ???
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Post by: Devon97 on March 18, 2007, 11:33:22 AM
Whats wrong with that kids Jaw/mouth? :o
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Post by: The Squadfather on March 18, 2007, 11:33:26 AM
dude's actaully got some size on him but what the fucck is going on with that mouth?
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Post by: Wiggs on March 18, 2007, 11:34:39 AM
Those brows are a killer.
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Post by: NJ_Slinky on March 18, 2007, 11:35:51 AM
I've seen that little NJ club muscle out and he didn't even reach my peaked bicep.  Going out to a NJ club was my first mistake.

sandbar - urinal
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Post by: Fury on March 18, 2007, 11:36:17 AM
dude's actaully got some size on him but what the fucck is going on with that mouth?

That's exactly what I was wondering. Think he's been stricken with "Blutoitis," a severe mouth deformity from servicing too many 12" negroid penises.
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Post by: Necrosis on March 18, 2007, 11:36:31 AM
that guy is "the hammer" or at least thats the pics the hammer was posting.

he was talking about vic martinez a while ago and shit.
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Post by: ButtonMan on March 18, 2007, 11:36:43 AM
Mr Ed called .......... he wants his dentures back
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Post by: The Squadfather on March 18, 2007, 11:37:00 AM
That's exactly what I was wondering. Think he's been stricken with "Blutoitis," a severe mouth deformity from servicing too many 12" negroid penises.
hahahahaha, he looks like Bob Bonham's son.
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Post by: NJ_Slinky on March 18, 2007, 11:37:13 AM
dude's actaully got some size on him but what the fucck is going on with that mouth?

I think he was the victim of a sick auto accident, seriously.

cran - scooped
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Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on March 18, 2007, 11:37:26 AM
YO, ITS ME AN MA HOMEBOYZ UP IN JERSEY, CLUBBIN IT UP.

ANY OF YO SHIT TALKERS, BE READY TO DEAL WITH THIS:

(http://concho.tv/concho/images/extreme-douchebag.jpg)
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Post by: NJ_Slinky on March 18, 2007, 11:39:33 AM
YO, ITS ME AN MA HOMEBOYZ UP IN JERSEY, CLUBBIN IT UP.

ANY OF YO SHIT TALKERS, BE READY TO DEAL WITH THIS:

(http://concho.tv/concho/images/extreme-douchebag.jpg)

haha, he's going to put his EZ-Pass in a gym sock and whip you with it.

brass - xs
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Post by: SWOLETRAIN on March 18, 2007, 11:40:47 AM
what a homo.... He wouldnt last a min here in OC. He'd have his ass kicked for dressing like a guido homo doosh. What kind of bitches even jock that kind of shit? Ibet he has a honda with rims on it out in the parking lot
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Post by: Fury on March 18, 2007, 11:42:57 AM
The douche with the Nike under-armor type shirt on with the gut sticking out is easily the most delusional. I can't believe peopole dress like that at clubs.  ::)
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Post by: Board_SHERIF on March 18, 2007, 11:44:25 AM
They look like wanna be trannies with HIV... :-\
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Post by: NJ_Slinky on March 18, 2007, 11:58:58 AM
what a homo.... He wouldnt last a min here in OC. He'd have his ass kicked for dressing like a guido homo doosh. What kind of bitches even jock that kind of shit? Ibet he has a honda with rims on it out in the parking lot

Yeah, you must be the Pied Piper of Pussy when you hit up clubs.

men's room - vip
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Post by: canadaphiliac on March 18, 2007, 12:04:33 PM
what a homo.... He wouldnt last a min here in OC. He'd have his ass kicked for dressing like a guido homo doosh. What kind of bitches even jock that kind of shit? Ibet he has a honda with rims on it out in the parking lot
In the OC? Are you serious? We still lynch people down in the Deep South.
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Post by: affy on March 18, 2007, 12:04:59 PM
lmao doesn't he post on getbig

his handle is "the hammer"

this guy got his ass handed to him on bb.com
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Post by: affy on March 18, 2007, 12:09:26 PM
lmao doesn't he post on getbig

his handle is "the hammer"

this guy got his ass handed to him on bb.com

LMAO if you guys want broken ribs from laughter check out this thread

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=674839&highlight=clubitup

they photochop that douch and alot of other NJ clubbers
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Post by: affy on March 18, 2007, 12:12:18 PM
brutal synthol in 45% bf arms

(http://www.clubitup.com/studio9/92306/images/CIMG9974.jpg)
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Post by: The Squadfather on March 18, 2007, 12:14:21 PM
brutal synthol in 45% bf arms

(http://www.clubitup.com/studio9/92306/images/CIMG9974.jpg)
maybe so but that is one big motherfuccker.
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Post by: affy on March 18, 2007, 12:16:35 PM
something about this dudes smirk that makes me wanna break his face

probably one of the worst examples of synthol use

(http://www.bodybuildingpro.com/synthol/13.jpg)

(http://www.bodybuildingpro.com/synthol/14.jpg)
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Post by: CARTEL on March 18, 2007, 12:18:24 PM
That is friggin pathetic.  >:(
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Post by: affy on March 18, 2007, 12:23:17 PM
Which getbig member is this?

"the hammer" apparently

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Post by: CARTEL on March 18, 2007, 12:24:23 PM
Which getbig member is this?

This is what happens when you order out of the International Male catalog.

Please don't let it happen to you.  :'(
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Post by: gymrat3082 on March 18, 2007, 12:41:12 PM
Those chicks in that one pick are nasty :-X
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Post by: Van_Bilderass on March 18, 2007, 12:43:46 PM
 :D

(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o130/GrumpyTX_2006/mrtGAY.gif)
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Post by: XXXII/LX on March 18, 2007, 12:46:07 PM
Brutal fashion sense on that Guinea. The headband, lace-up shirt, and white belt. It's too much!!!
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Post by: The_Hammer on March 18, 2007, 12:50:08 PM
Ya'll can suck my fat cock.  I have a better physique than 95% of you assholes. 
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Post by: onlyme on March 18, 2007, 12:58:59 PM
I'm surprised no one posted the two worst on here
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Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 18, 2007, 01:20:40 PM
maybe so but that is one big motherfuccker.

In all the wrong places.. LOL, he looks like something out of a Frankenstein movie.
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Post by: beatmaster on March 18, 2007, 02:21:36 PM

man this kid's got a major attitude problem, walking around like look at me!!!

brutal skull jaw!!!

yeah i have to agree not bad physique but cut the fu'kin' att...... (how many fights does he get involve in with that fu'kin' macho don't piss me off attitude or......... trying to be)
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Post by: CARTEL on March 18, 2007, 02:24:25 PM
man this kid's got a major attitude problem, walking around like look at me!!!

brutal skull jaw!!!

yeah i have to agree not bad physique but cut the fu'kin' att...... (how many fights does he get involve in with that fu'kin' macho don't piss me off attitude or......... trying to be)

Probably not many since all those twits look like that. Looks like he has a hair lip coming from all angles.
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Post by: gtbro1 on March 18, 2007, 02:28:31 PM
The douche with the Nike under-armor type shirt on with the gut sticking out is easily the most delusional. I can't believe peopole dress like that at clubs.  ::)


what do you mean?...I can't believe people dress like that anywhere....maybe they do it to keep the women from attacking them with lust.
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Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on March 18, 2007, 02:50:36 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=135379.0;attach=151311;image)

Where is his triceps?
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Post by: CARTEL on March 18, 2007, 02:58:28 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=135379.0;attach=151311;image)

Where is his triceps?

I think that chick behind him is thinking the same thing.
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Post by: drkaje on March 18, 2007, 03:23:09 PM
Only the homoest of gay homos would wear a fucking headband out to a club, LOL! And that hair gel...... anyone seen "there's something about Mary"?

Epic small tank-top on a 165lb, 5'7" guido!

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=135379.0;attach=151308;image)
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Post by: SS on March 18, 2007, 04:19:17 PM
Ya'll can suck my fat cock.  I have a better physique than 95% of you assholes. 
hahaha! you are one faggy looking dude.
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Post by: drkaje on March 18, 2007, 04:39:34 PM
Looks like someone got a little carried away with the Synthol.
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Post by: gtbro1 on March 18, 2007, 07:46:43 PM
 He started a thread on here once called "future pro?" or something like that. hahahaha said everyone tells him he can be a pro or something to that effect. I think he has a  very good build he just looks and dresses like a doof.
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 18, 2007, 08:00:23 PM
OMG WHAT THE FUCKK!!!!!.... ive never seen such  douchiness as the Ultimate Guido douches on this thread..seriously these monstrosities should go straight past the forced-labor camps, right past the gas chambers, to the dig-your-own-mass-graves-and-get-machine-gunned-into-the-open-trenches fate
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Post by: drkaje on March 18, 2007, 09:07:30 PM
A break from these guys for a sec... Doesn't synthoil compromise muscle function/strength? What happens if some chick asks to feel your arm or needs something heavy lifted? She would have at some point felt a real man's arm. Even a stupid skank would expect a guy with 'big arms' to be strong.

Also, do those guys only work club muscles. WTF happened to their triceps??

They probably don't even squat.
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Post by: gtbro1 on March 20, 2007, 12:42:55 AM
They probably don't even squat.


sure they do....every time they pee.
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Post by: Euro-monster on March 20, 2007, 03:23:04 AM

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=135379.0;attach=151308;image)

Just by looking at the faghag it's so obvious that he's holding his breath the intire night so he looks sooooo big.... :-\
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Post by: Lord Humungous on March 20, 2007, 05:28:05 AM
2 Sea Breezes with your boyfriend - $12.50

Bad tribal tatoo- $125

Wearing a ladys shirt to the club- priceless!
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Post by: jaejonna on March 20, 2007, 06:01:17 AM
hahah The Hammer looks like all that E / coke has got him chomppin at the bite!! hahahahhahha Monster 14 inch arms, brutal everything..
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Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on March 20, 2007, 06:49:06 AM
Ya'll can suck my fat cock.  I have a better physique than 95% of you assholes. 

:D haha can I have your autograph? You're fucking famous here in Holland.
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Post by: drkaje on March 20, 2007, 10:57:45 AM
Be careful LH, He's wearing the same t-shirt as 50 Cent. You better recognize!!!!!! :)
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Post by: Lord Humungous on March 20, 2007, 11:54:53 AM
Be careful LH, He's wearing the same t-shirt as 50 Cent. You better recognize!!!!!! :)

Good Point Doc! Maybe you can que me in on whats all hip with the brothers?  ;D
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Post by: drkaje on March 20, 2007, 12:25:26 PM
Good Point Doc! Maybe you can que me in on whats all hip with the brothers?  ;D

Was laughing and showed my gf their pics, LOL! She thought it was one of the gayest things ever, especially the headband and childeren's shirt.
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Post by: gtbro1 on March 21, 2007, 03:42:50 AM
Be careful LH, He's wearing the same t-shirt as 50 Cent. You better recognize!!!!!! :)


that's probably what that stupid shirt cost him at Bluto's yard sale.

    50 cent
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Post by: Euro-monster on March 21, 2007, 03:48:11 AM
Was laughing and showed my gf their pics, LOL! She thought it was one of the gayest things ever, especially the headband and childeren's shirt.

You got a gf now?...sins when did you start to batter for the other team?... ;)
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Post by: drkaje on March 21, 2007, 03:25:52 PM
You got a gf now?...sins when did you start to batter for the other team?... ;)

EM,

They look like your kind of guys to hang with, LOL!

You could all go to the disco.
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Post by: TheAnimal on March 21, 2007, 05:30:56 PM
hahaha I seriously doubt that is "the hammer", he would be too busy buying clothes, getting waxed, pedicures, facials, tanning salon and hair styling to come on here