Hot Lady Teaches Getbiggers How To Fight!

[Jon Harridan]

I'm gonna box your ears, double-poke your eyeballs, and put you to sleep old man. You're on this ice.

What are you, 12? I'll wrench your puny matchstick arms off and twist your head around before you even try flailing at me.

[Jon Harridan]

Chiroflex will be having 'double coupon' day for you Jonny.  You can save up to 60% off when you buy an arm bar and a triangle choke on that day.  Or, you could take one liver punch and get a superman punch for free. 

Simply put, he will allow you cash all the checks your mouth has been writing.  You won't need a 2nd form of identification either.  No need for layaway or special financing. 

That's nice, I love Double Coupon Day. This time round I'll be doing all the dealing though...

[Hulkotron]

I am saying that Jonathan wishes he could travel back in time to the days of Sparta.  He would go by the name Suckus Maximus Cockus

Haha yes

[Jon Harridan]

Haha yes

LOL, that name's Roman not Greek, you pinhead. Apparently you have shit for brains.