Author Topic: Why do you need a trainer, diet coach , pre WO and special music to train now?  (Read 1770 times)

Howard

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WTF?  It's just working out in the gym and eating a sensible diet.
Maybe you're gonna do a cycle to add some juice to the ol' tank.
Is lifting, eating right and using a basic cycle that difficult to figure out?

Why do so many meatheads and fitness bimbos make working out so complicated?

You're just going to lift and eat to build some muscle or lose some fat.
When did needing to hire a team of "experts" become a requirement ?

WTF?

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WTF?  It's just working out in the gym and eating a sensible diet.
Maybe you're gonna do a cycle do add some juice to the ol' tank.
Is lifting, eating right and using a basic cycle that difficult to figure out?

Why do so many meatheads and fitness bimbos make working out so complicated?

You're just going to lift and eat to build some muscle or lose some fat.
When did needing to hire a team of "experts" become a requirement ?

WTF?

A lot of personal trainers are hilariously short.

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Nether Animal

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Let me guess Howard, you didn't need that back in the day

Howard

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Let me guess Howard, you didn't need that back in the day

What I needed, doesn't mean shit.

But Arnold seemed to make gains without any of it, and THAT is relevant 'eh?

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Oh boy......another shit thread by Howard.

How unique.

Howard

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Oh boy......another shit thread by Howard.

How unique.

Followed by another shit reply by Walt.

Get Big goes on and on and on...

Walter Sobchak

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Followed by another shit reply by Walt.

Get Big goes on and on and on...

We know you have no life.

We know you're retarded.

We know you're bored.

We know you're juvenile and a fucking moron.

We don't need 12 threads a day reminding us that you're a complete fucking waste of skin

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Good thread!! 
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mazrim

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I don't get this guy....

Thin Lizzy

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Some people need to have their hands held, and be coddled and encouraged.

I'm sickened by these people.

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Oo let me guess
No pre workouts for u!!! Not necessary!!! Maybe some coffee!!! If u need powder to want to workout then you're an idiot!!!
You're such a superhero!!! No pre workouts for his guy!
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Good thread!! 
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X2. Why does this cuck question everything everybody today does? People do what they do because they like it. Jeezus fuck!

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Why do you need viagra for a 4 inch cock?

Dave D

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Howard I picture you looking in the mirror asking yourself these very questions to get yourself pumped to go to the gym then you think it's worthless and this becomes a topic to post on getbig....

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LOL these senile old man "back in my day..." threads about bodybuild always crack me the fuck up,,,,,,fukn hilarious,,,,and then to top it off you have the obligatory statement about Arnold,,,,,lolololol oh brother ::) ::)

Howard

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We know you have no life.

We know you're retarded.

We know you're bored.

We know you're juvenile and a fucking moron.

We don't need 12 threads a day reminding us that you're a complete fucking waste of skin

I would think a simple "Fuck off and die" would suffice.

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Back in the day before the existence of Personal Trainers, you would learn the things you needed to know from fellow gym members and even possibly work in a few sets of benches with some of the top pros who were always willing to help.

And then some insurance problems arose and a number of the relatively small number of gyms realized that there was a new way to make money without hireling anyone to work on the gym floor and show members how to lift things correctly.

So some ambitious company set up Personal Trainer schools which in my humble opinion was the biggest crime ever to ever occur in the lifting of heavy things business.

I attended one of these first schools. The 'teacher' was a lady who claimed to know everything about lifting things 'correctly' and competitive bodybuilding and  ...... we all realized immediately that she was full of shit.

But if you wanted to work in that gym, you had to pass her Personal Trainer's course.

She did manage to FLUNK all 3 competitive bodybuilders ... two of whom had already won national titles.

Back then Personal Trainers could charge a client whatever the market would bear but soon enough ...... the gym took 50%+ of the fees earned by that PT.

But the one thing you gotta remember is ..... back then no one really entered nor joined  a gym unless they knew what the hell they were doing or were prepared to enter and simply ask questions and get answers from anyone who knew what the fuck they were doing.

The gym business was for "gym-people" only back then , whereas today .... it's more of a place where spa-people socialize and know nothing about lifting anything heavier than an electric toaster.

So I guess Personal Trainers are a necessary evil today if  and when you compare how gym-things used to be.

Or something like that.

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I bring my own music because my Gym plays top 40 pop and I can't stand that s***.
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WTF?  It's just working out in the gym and eating a sensible diet.
Maybe you're gonna do a cycle to add some juice to the ol' tank.
Is lifting, eating right and using a basic cycle that difficult to figure out?

Why do so many meatheads and fitness bimbos make working out so complicated?

You're just going to lift and eat to build some muscle or lose some fat.
When did needing to hire a team of "experts" become a requirement ?

WTF?
Good post Howard.

It's quite simple.  Most people involved in shows, etc. like to feel as if what they're doing is something greater than what it is.
Taking drugs, eating, and working out.  I've seen it first hand.  Competing on a bigger scale, pro shows/sponsorships, etc, and even then...did guys back in the day need a nutritionist, massage therapist, etc.
It's also similar to playing the part for most.  Flying to a show in Ohio sounds big right?  Getting the hotel, trainer, nutritionist.  It adds worth to the activity.  Others in the industry stroking one another on if they look watery, depleted, etc.  It's essentially a large circle jerk.

I remember playing in a band way back in NYC.  The singer would always talk about playing some shows in Chicago, etc.  I thought...how about building up an audience right here?  It's the illusion of being a big touring rock band..."Yeah, we just had a show in Chicago...blah blah."  It's fun to watch though.

A few are legitimate in what they're doing, but 90% of competitors are delusional and want to play "Jay Cutler" for the weekend.

It's similar to those who take softball too serious.  Look, you had you shot to make the majors...like the rest, you failed.  Just accept and move on.  Getting the 3rd place ribbon in the local tournament with 3 other teams just doesn't matter much.
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I would think a simple "Fuck off and die" would suffice.


Fuck off and die, so I can assfuck your widow

Chadwick The Beta

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Fuck off and die, so I can assfuck your widow

No widow...just pick from one of his numerous ex-wives.
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WTF?  It's just working out in the gym and eating a sensible diet.
Maybe you're gonna do a cycle to add some juice to the ol' tank.
Is lifting, eating right and using a basic cycle that difficult to figure out?

Why do so many meatheads and fitness bimbos make working out so complicated?

You're just going to lift and eat to build some muscle or lose some fat.
When did needing to hire a team of "experts" become a requirement ?

WTF?

Because its the "in vogue, sheeple" thing to do...

Julio Ceasar

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Why do we need coaches, cars, big house, 3 bicycles, electronic shit products, 10 shoes....we dosent need a shit, we are just dumb and manipulated thats why we buy shit...

The buyer never need anything, the seller wants to make money and find ways to collect your money legal...thats what it all about