Breaking News!!: Youtube fitness sensation Richard Piano was ran over by an armored fighting vehicle in the Dallas, Tx area this morning. Piano and a group of monstrous latino men who refer to themselves as "5%ers" were picking up cars in a Denny's parking lot and throwing them against the Denny's yelling "My dick hangs lower than my balls!" at the top of their lungs. The LE immediately sent in humvees and other AFV's to combat the 5%ers brutal attacks but to no avail. A 5%er that goes by the name "Big Boy" ate all of the trucks. But unfortunately for the 5%ers, not before a truck ran over Rich Piano....I'm being told right now that Rich's last words were something about "an 8 hour arm workout" and to pass the message on to the youth of America...If anyone has anymore information on this 8 hour arm workout, please contact local authorities immediately. You can reach us at 678-999-1212.