Blonde Joke

[Butterbean]

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog.


The dog has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.


The blonde finally jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this crap"!

She goes downstairs.


The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?"

The blonde says, "I've put their dog in our backyard, let's see how they like it."

[freespirit]

2 blonds are stuck in a elevator.

1 blond cries "help, help"!!

2th blond says "wait, lets shout together".

"Good idea", says the 1st blond.



2 blonds, shouting out: "Together, together".



Sad story. 

[Butterbean]

 

[ripitupbaby]

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[Thin Lizzy]

Two Blondes are walking through a field, when one looks down and says,

"I think those are deer tracks"

The other says,

"No, they're bear tracks"

At that moment, the train comes by and kills them both.

[freespirit]

Two Blondes are walking through a field, when one looks down and says,

"I think those are deer tracks"

The other says,

"No, they're bear tracks"

At that moment, the train comes by and kills them both.

Another sad story. 

[xxxLinda]

Blonde goes shopping.  She heads up the escalator in the department store to where they sell fabric by the yard and picks out a gorgeous pattern with pink roses.  She then tells the person behind the cash register that she'd like to buy some of the lovely material.  She says she wants a bit about 12" x 12".

What on earth do you want to bother me for, to cut you a piece of fabric which is only a foot square?  says the shop assistant.

Well, I need it for my computer says the blonde.  I've got windows.

[gtbro1]

A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE
NOISES COMING FROM THE BEDROOM. HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND
HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE BED,SWEATING AND PANTING.

"WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS. "I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK,"
CRIES THE WOMAN.

HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE'S
DIALING, HIS 4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP AND SAYS "DADDY!
DADDY! UNCLE TED 'S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO
CLOTHES ON!"

THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO
THE BEDROOM,PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE
WARDROBE DOOR.
SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED, COWER ING
ON THE CLOSET FLOOR. "YOU ROTTEN S.O.B.," SAYS THE HUSBAND,
"MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND YOU'RE RUNNING
AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS!"

[Dr.Del]

I smell jealous brunettes.

[xxxLinda]

jealous or envious?  Not in a zillion years.  I tried wearing a blonde (Meg Ryan style) wig a few times, it was hilarious.  People treat you completely differently.

...I look way too good as a blonde. 

& I have choices and prefer to look the way I do. 
It's like when I put lipstick on, it's scary.

It's much better that I don't, because it drives men wild.
xL