Author Topic: How about some social distancing!!! Six Feet! Six Feet! (Read 6361 times)

Fortress · « **on:** July 10, 2020, 09:33:33 PM »

Earlier today I hit the gym for some benching and squatting.

I enter the change room and open a locker. The one beside it is being used and its occupant is readying to leave the gym.

He’s giving me a gruesome stare.

Going about my business.

Still the stare.

Then: “Geez, man! How about some social distancing! You can’t wait an extra minute for me to leave?!”

Fortress remained calm. I told him he’d be OK and to attempt to be slightly less estrogen-soaked.

Just before he left, I brutally mocked him. I threw up my arms and said, “Whoa! Six feet, guy! SIX FEET!”

Then I started laughing.

The twink dink rushed out the door. Quivering lower lip and all.

Some people are seriously fucked in the head.

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #1 on:** July 10, 2020, 10:01:05 PM »

If he's that worried about the virus he shouldn't be working out in a public gym. What a pussy.

Fortress · « **Reply #2 on:** July 10, 2020, 10:10:25 PM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on July 10, 2020, 10:01:05 PM

If he's that worried about the virus he shouldn't be working out in a public gym. What a pussy.

Exactly.

Plus, he was, like, 21.

kreator · « **Reply #3 on:** July 11, 2020, 03:42:03 AM »

sounds like the kind of guy whose girlfriend told him to join the gym so she could have some time alone with Tyrone

Royalty · « **Reply #4 on:** July 11, 2020, 04:28:56 AM »

”FORTRESS REMAINED CALM”

Mr Anabolic · « **Reply #5 on:** July 11, 2020, 04:34:16 AM »

If anyone says anything to you about not wearing a face diaper or getting too close to them, just cough on them. Lots of sheeple snowflakes in this world.

Vince B · « **Reply #6 on:** July 11, 2020, 04:56:15 AM »

Quote from: Fortress on July 10, 2020, 09:33:33 PM

Earlier today I hit the gym for some benching and squatting.

I enter the change room and open a locker. The one beside it is being used and its occupant is readying to leave the gym.

He’s giving me a gruesome stare.

Going about my business.

Still the stare.

Then: “Geez, man! How about some social distancing! You can’t wait an extra minute for me to leave?!”

Fortress remained calm. I told him he’d be OK and to attempt to be slightly less estrogen-soaked.

Just before he left, I brutally mocked him. I threw up my arms and said, “Whoa! Six feet, guy! SIX FEET!”

Then I started laughing.

The twink dink rushed out the door. Quivering lower lip and all.

Some people are seriously fucked in the head.

Another nail in the coffin for muscleheads. Why not be civil instead of a dick head?

Hypertrophy · « **Reply #7 on:** July 11, 2020, 05:28:20 AM »

Quote from: Vince B on July 11, 2020, 04:56:15 AM

Another nail in the coffin for muscleheads. Why not be civil instead of a dick head?

If civil means buying into the social distancing fantasy, it is better to be uncivil. Besides, Fortress was minding his own business when the guy attempted to mess with him.

You've been a "musclehead" your entire life. Doubtful the end is in sight soon.

myosaurus · « **Reply #8 on:** July 11, 2020, 05:40:24 AM »

same thing here. a bitch in the elevator wont let me come in because I wasnt wearing a mask. ''do not get in here!'' she says, like I'm some plague.

SF1900 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 11, 2020, 05:43:31 AM »

Quote from: Hypertrophy on July 11, 2020, 05:28:20 AM

If civil means buying into the social distancing fantasy, it is better to be uncivil. Besides, Fortress was minding his own business when the guy attempted to mess with him.

You've been a "musclehead" your entire life. Doubtful the end is in sight soon.

No musclehead could develop a machine with 56,989,324 moving parts.

SF1900 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 11, 2020, 05:50:39 AM »

Quote from: myosaurus on July 11, 2020, 05:40:24 AM

same thing here. a bitch in the elevator wont let me come in because I wasnt wearing a mask. ''do not get in here!'' she says, like I'm some plague.

kreator · « **Reply #11 on:** July 11, 2020, 06:01:02 AM »

Quote from: Vince B on July 11, 2020, 04:56:15 AM

Another nail in the coffin for muscleheads. Why not be civil instead of a dick head?

men of your generation used to be men, now they are obese pussies wearing a mask when crossing a street

Body-Buildah · « **Reply #12 on:** July 11, 2020, 06:10:49 AM »

Quote from: Mr Anabolic on July 11, 2020, 04:34:16 AM

If anyone says anything to you about not wearing a face diaper or getting too close to them, just cough on them. Lots of sheeple snowflakes in this world.

libby sheep the insane pussies of life

Body-Buildah · « **Reply #13 on:** July 11, 2020, 06:12:07 AM »

Quote from: Vince B on July 11, 2020, 04:56:15 AM

Another nail in the coffin for muscleheads. Why not be civil instead of a dick head?

that was civil,a dick-head would have slapped the twink
the one who is the dick-head is the whiny sheep-pussy complaining initially

Hypertrophy · « **Reply #14 on:** July 11, 2020, 06:18:11 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on July 11, 2020, 05:50:39 AM

We have this thing called an immune system. Since the disease has been shown to have a less than 0.3% mortality rate overall, and an essentially 0% mortality rate for anyone under 45, it is safe to say no mask is needed. But then that would destroy the narrative.

At this point there is no need for science- no one listens to it anyways, and even the "scientists" lie. . Covid-19 has crossed into the global warming religion level.

funk51 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 11, 2020, 06:18:40 AM »

&t=7s

Marty Champions · « **Reply #16 on:** July 11, 2020, 06:25:08 AM »

Quote from: Hypertrophy on July 11, 2020, 06:18:11 AM

We have this thing called an immune system. Since the disease has been shown to have a less than 0.3% mortality rate overall, and an essentially 0% mortality rate for anyone under 45, it is safe to say no mask is needed. But then that would destroy the narrative.

At this point there is no need for science- no one listens to it anyways, and even the "scientists" lie. . Covid-19 has crossed into the global warming religion level.

bingo ... I do give credit to those who helped make this nothing a something

joswift · « **Reply #17 on:** July 11, 2020, 06:28:31 AM »

Quote from: Fortress on July 10, 2020, 10:10:25 PM

Exactly.

Plus, he was, like, 21.

was he 21 or not?

SF1900 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 11, 2020, 06:34:51 AM »

Quote from: Hypertrophy on July 11, 2020, 06:18:11 AM

We have this thing called an immune system. Since the disease has been shown to have a less than 0.3% mortality rate overall, and an essentially 0% mortality rate for anyone under 45, it is safe to say no mask is needed. But then that would destroy the narrative.

At this point there is no need for science- no one listens to it anyways, and even the "scientists" lie. . Covid-19 has crossed into the global warming religion level.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 11, 2020, 06:49:02 AM »

Quote from: Fortress on July 10, 2020, 09:33:33 PM

Earlier today I hit the gym for some benching and squatting.

I enter the change room and open a locker. The one beside it is being used and its occupant is readying to leave the gym.

He’s giving me a gruesome stare.

Going about my business.

Still the stare.

Then: “Geez, man! How about some social distancing! You can’t wait an extra minute for me to leave?!”

Fortress remained calm. I told him he’d be OK and to attempt to be slightly less estrogen-soaked.

Just before he left, I brutally mocked him. I threw up my arms and said, “Whoa! Six feet, guy! SIX FEET!”

Then I started laughing.

The twink dink rushed out the door. Quivering lower lip and all.

Some people are seriously fucked in the head.