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Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: February 23, 2007, 01:07:34 PM »
word is that Columbusdude's owning skills need a little work so i'm sending him to the minors for a little work, he will be eligible for full SQUAD membership at a later date.
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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2007, 01:11:39 PM »
yeah, if by later date you mean second tuesday of next week.  That dude is a fucking tool who couldnt own someone if he had a map to guide him.
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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2007, 01:12:18 PM »
Quote from: irongrip400 on February 23, 2007, 01:11:39 PM
yeah, if by later date you mean second tuesday of next week.  That dude is a fucking tool who couldnt own someone if he had a map to guide him.
yeah but he made DA melt ::)
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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2007, 01:13:01 PM »
Quote from: irongrip400 on February 23, 2007, 01:11:39 PM
yeah, if by later date you mean second tuesday of next week.  That dude is a fucking tool who couldnt own someone if he had a map to guide him.
hes almost as easy to own as the shadow
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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2007, 01:13:57 PM »
Quote from: dan18 on February 23, 2007, 01:13:01 PM
hes almost as easy to own as the shadow
Dan what will you guys be doing down there?
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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2007, 01:22:06 PM »
Quote from: superstarbillygram on February 23, 2007, 01:13:57 PM
Dan what will you guys be doing down there?
same as you smacking bitches and eating a sammich,did you ever try the eggs and pizza...
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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2007, 01:31:56 PM »
Making DA melt down requires dumbing things down a bit. If you just talk to him like you would talk to anyone else on this board, it would go straight over the top of his head...
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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2007, 01:34:14 PM »
Quote from: columbusdude82 on February 23, 2007, 01:31:56 PM
Making DA melt down requires dumbing things down a bit. If you just talk to him like you would talk to anyone else on this board, it would go straight over the top of his head...
you're not out of the SQUAD altogether, Columbus, you're just being sent to the instructional league.
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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2007, 01:36:16 PM »
Yes, that's the group I wanted to join to begin with! I am as yet unfamiliar with much of the Squad's work and history. My work on Getbig so far has been mostly limited to raising Derek Anthony's blood pressure. I will continue to pursue that, while being an apprentice of the Squad!
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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2007, 01:37:52 PM »
Quote from: columbusdude82 on February 23, 2007, 01:36:16 PM
Yes, that's the group I wanted to join to begin with! I am as yet unfamiliar with much of the Squad's work and history. My work on Getbig so far has been mostly limited to raising Derek Anthony's blood pressure. I will continue to pursue that, while being an apprentice of the Squad!
when you raise his blood pressure do you stroke it fast or does he like it slow with a thumb shoved in his ass...
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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2007, 01:39:14 PM »
Quote from: columbusdude82 on February 23, 2007, 01:36:16 PM
Yes, that's the group I wanted to join to begin with! I am as yet unfamiliar with much of the Squad's work and history. My work on Getbig so far has been mostly limited to raising Derek Anthony's blood pressure. I will continue to pursue that, while being an apprentice of the Squad!
hahahahahaha, you have reduced Derek to a whining, quivering little piece of queerbait that's for sure.
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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2007, 01:40:41 PM »
Quote from: dan18 on February 23, 2007, 01:37:52 PM
when you raise his blood pressure do you stroke it fast or does he like it slow with a thumb shoved in his ass...

Thumb? Thumb? hahahahahhaa Derek is too stretched out for mere fingers any more... shit, I had to go outside get the garden hose and stuff that in him... He really liked that, but I don't think our gardener will be too pleased...
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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2007, 06:00:23 PM »
Yyes, nothing wrong with a little seasoning in the minor leagues. Some of these little bone sacked bottom bears can get feisty on occasion columbusdude, it takes a proven SQUAD vet to crucify them back into the thin arms and narrow chests of their gay lovers.



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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2007, 09:54:08 PM »
Jesus Christ.

Why don't you all just go back to the station house and blow each other.

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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2007, 12:42:02 AM »
Quote from: Condor on February 23, 2007, 09:54:08 PM
Jesus Christ.

Why don't you all just go back to the station house and blow each other.


hahaahahah correct..this new squad members shit is getting old
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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2007, 12:12:08 PM »
Quote from: Condor on February 23, 2007, 09:54:08 PM
Jesus Christ.

Why don't you all just go back to the station house and blow each other.



Easy condom..... go suck a cock
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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2007, 02:56:16 PM »
the brutal owning skills of c-dude82  :-\

Quote from: columbusdude82 on February 27, 2007, 02:49:59 PM
Your mom is out of line.

So Phil Heath poses live for the Weirder brothers and in return gets access to top caliber drugs... Interesting...

ha ha ha, he said "weirder" instead of "weider".
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columbusdude82

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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2007, 02:58:37 PM »
That was not owning of any kind... Just conversation!
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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2007, 05:36:23 PM »
Columbas! where were you today when shadow, and his boyfriend rccs were gaying up the board?

The SQUAD vets shouldn't have to waist our time dealing with those buttplugs

that's what we have you for.........if this happens agian i will have to have a talk with Sarcasm.
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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2007, 05:38:04 PM »
So that's why tech support weren't taking my calls?! That curry and BO - smelling cow-worshipping virgin brown turd was posting on here instead?!
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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2007, 08:12:54 PM »
you will never make it.......you're too weak, and the SQUAD has no time for weak little pukes.....
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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2007, 08:16:32 PM »
Quote from: superstarbillygram on February 27, 2007, 08:12:54 PM
you will never make it.......you're too weak, and the SQUAD has no time for weak little pukes.....

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2007, 08:31:57 PM »
Quote from: superstarbillygram on February 27, 2007, 08:12:54 PM
you will never make it.......you're too weak, and the SQUAD has no time for weak little pukes.....
HAHAHAH yes SSBG I can't believe that CD82 would show so much sympathy for DA and his dead penis puffing friend...gayer than day old donuts
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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #23 on: February 27, 2007, 09:01:09 PM »
Quote from: superstarbillygram on February 27, 2007, 08:12:54 PM
you will never make it.......you're too weak, and the SQUAD has no time for weak little pukes.....

Exactly.... what a little bitch
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Re: Columbusdude82 is being sent down to the minor leagues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #24 on: February 27, 2007, 09:26:26 PM »
Columbus thinks owning someone is calling them a dork or using the same line 46 times, and claiming a meltdown ::)
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