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Title: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM: Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Hulkotron on May 21, 2014, 02:16:28 PM: Is this like Schrodinger's Cat?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: njflex on May 21, 2014, 02:16:54 PM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.
:P
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:17:34 PM: Quote from: Hulkotron on May 21, 2014, 02:16:28 PM
Is this like Schroedinger's Cat?

It depends, we could treat it as that.

Until we have checked, The Trainer will both eat the dick and sit on it. ;D
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Hulkotron on May 21, 2014, 02:18:36 PM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:17:34 PM
It depends, we could treat it as that.

Until we have checked, The Trainer will both eat the dick and sit on it. ;D

lol :D
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Waller on May 21, 2014, 02:19:29 PM: ....what food is on the plate?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Simple Simon on May 21, 2014, 02:21:45 PM: (http://carlindustries.com/ciwp/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/spotted_dick-640x480.jpeg)
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Waller on May 21, 2014, 02:23:44 PM: Quote from: Simple Simon on May 21, 2014, 02:21:45 PM
(http://carlindustries.com/ciwp/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/spotted_dick-640x480.jpeg)

So if you play your cards right you get dick in both ends
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Simple Simon on May 21, 2014, 02:24:33 PM: Quote from: Waller on May 21, 2014, 02:23:44 PM
So if you play your cards right you get dick in both ends

Careful, you will get trainer posting again.
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Deacon Jeschin on May 21, 2014, 02:31:16 PM: That's easy.......

Sit in the middle of both seats.....Eat the food, then take the empty plate and flatten the erection.

Now, sit back and enjoy the movie. ;D
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: wes on May 21, 2014, 02:33:22 PM: I didn`t click on this thread.
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 07:44:40 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

How much money is involved? ?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 07:45:49 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

Would said acts be tapped or documented in any way??
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 07:46:20 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

Do you have a PayPal account?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 07:47:00 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

How dark will the room be?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 07:48:02 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

Do we get to keep the leftovers if we do not finish it all?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 07:48:32 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

How many people will be in the room?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 07:49:21 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

Do we have to do legs on said day?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 07:49:55 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

Can a shot of insulin be taken right after said act?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 07:51:26 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

Will this go on my driving record?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 07:52:07 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

Do you have to be straight or gay to do said act?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 07:53:15 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

Are there going to ban any safety measures taken before said act...ie. is the food going to be FAD approved?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 07:55:23 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

Can this be paid in cash?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 07:56:07 AM: Quote from: wes on May 21, 2014, 02:33:22 PM
I didn`t click on this thread.
wes did in fact click on this tread.!
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 07:56:52 AM: Quote from: wes on May 21, 2014, 02:33:22 PM
I didn`t click on this thread.

Wes failed this test! ;)
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 07:57:57 AM: Quote from: njflex on May 21, 2014, 02:16:54 PM
:P

NJ also failed this test! :o
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 07:58:29 AM: Quote from: Hulkotron on May 21, 2014, 02:16:28 PM
Is this like Schrodinger's Cat?

Epic fail..
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:00:22 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

Are we carb depleted?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:01:18 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

How big is said penis...and agian...is this paid via check or money order?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:01:54 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

What is the plate made of?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:03:28 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:17:34 PM
It depends, we could treat it as that.

Until we have checked, The Trainer will both eat the dick and sit on it. ;D

Do you have to deethroat for extra cash?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:05:54 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

Is said "dick", hard, flasid, soft?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:08:27 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

Where will said act take place....i.e. where do you live?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:11:09 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

Does willing participants have to join a union?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:12:08 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

Do said participants have to spit or swallow?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:13:06 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

Did you pay wes hourly?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:13:46 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

Is there medical, dental and vision insurance?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:14:27 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.
what kind of retirement, if any do you offer?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:16:17 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.
will this in anyway effect my credit score?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:17:47 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

Can we phone a friend?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:19:13 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

If we like it, do said willing paid participants get to have seconds?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:22:52 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

How much did NJ swallow (of said food)??
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:24:33 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

Who killed Harvey Aswald?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:25:07 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

Did wes kill JFK?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:27:35 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

Will you be banned by mods? If so can I get your personal information...or should I get it from wes?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:28:55 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

Is said "dick" a trannys dick? If so...how much do I have to pay?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:29:45 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

Do we get hazardous pay?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:31:19 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

What if the food that is on the plate is a "tossed salad?"
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: FermiDirac on May 24, 2014, 08:31:22 AM: Nvm, I sense you are trolling me. :-[
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:35:32 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 24, 2014, 08:31:22 AM
Nvm, I sense you are trolling me. :-[

Thank you for the clarification sir.....its a lot to take in..no pun intended...

I guess if I have any questions I will ask wes or NJ....

Again, thank you for your professionalism and time regarding this act.
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:37:17 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 24, 2014, 08:31:22 AM
Nvm, I sense you are trolling me. :-[

No I don't have much experience in "trolling" I just like to ask alot of questions before I do a homosexual act...that's all
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: jr on May 24, 2014, 02:22:01 PM: Quote from: Hulkotron on May 21, 2014, 02:16:28 PM
Is this like Schrodinger's Cat?

Schmoedongers cat.
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: 38-26-40 on May 25, 2014, 06:12:43 AM: Lmaooo!!!!!

First of all, what a brilliant question to ask a straight man. So funny!

Second, Dr.J you're HILARIOUS.

Quote from: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:17:47 AM
Can we phone a friend?
Quote from: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:25:07 AM
Did wes kill JFK?
Quote from: Dr.J on May 24, 2014, 08:22:52 AM
How much did NJ swallow (of said food)??

Lmao!
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 25, 2014, 06:14:06 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 24, 2014, 08:31:22 AM
Nvm, I sense you are trolling me. :-[

FermiDirac,

What happen to the M.O.U. that you wrote answering my questions? Buddie I've been here longer than most....you can't get your feelings hurt and pout....it is the THUNDERDOME afterall. Now shake it off and get back in the game!! Post the Manuel back up...you can't be a true GETBIGGER if you get butt hurt!

Hope this helps.. millennium plus member of get big aka "management"

Dr.J
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: wolfrittner on May 25, 2014, 06:23:37 AM: Is this a trick question? :D :D
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: njflex on May 25, 2014, 06:27:20 AM: drj..furiously typing away as the clenbuterol/3 redbull/t3 kick away into his system eating away the remaining bits of bodyfat on his already sculpted physique'no homo'
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 25, 2014, 06:44:32 AM: Quote from: njflex on May 25, 2014, 06:27:20 AM
drj..furiously typing away as the clenbuterol/3 redbull/t3 kick away into his system eating away the remaining bits of bodyfat on his already sculpted physique'no homo'

Lmfao! !!!!

You would have had a perfect score if you would have added sugar free red bull...but none the less spot old chap...summer is around the corner...

;D
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: njflex on May 25, 2014, 06:52:11 AM: Quote from: Dr.J on May 25, 2014, 06:44:32 AM
Lmfao! !!!!

You would have had a perfect score if you would have added sugar free red bull...but none the less spot old chap...summer is around the corner...

;D
;)..once a bber always a bber...
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Powerlift66 on May 25, 2014, 06:58:22 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 21, 2014, 02:15:11 PM
Dilemma:

There are two seats available, one has a food plate on it, one has a dick on it.
Question; which one do you sit on and which one do you eat? ???

(no homo)

edit: added the (no homo) for clarification that this is a (no homo) thread.

If a queer jumps on your back, do you let him stay, or beat him off?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Lustral on May 25, 2014, 07:01:25 AM: Quote from: Powerlift66 on May 25, 2014, 06:58:22 AM
If a queer jumps on your back, do you let him stay, or beat him off?

If you have gay sex but noone ever finds out can you still say no homo?
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 25, 2014, 07:13:43 AM: Quote from: njflex on May 25, 2014, 06:52:11 AM
;)..once a bber always a bber...

Tru dat!!
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 25, 2014, 07:17:26 AM: Quote from: Powerlift66 on May 25, 2014, 06:58:22 AM
If a queer jumps on your back, do you let him stay, or beat him off?
Do you mean, "kick his ass, sea Bass" or "jerk his cock off till he cums?"
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 25, 2014, 07:22:01 AM: Quote from: Lustral on May 25, 2014, 07:01:25 AM
If you have gay sex but noone ever finds out can you still say no homo?

I think it's like a tree falling in the woods thing....im going to say no on this one.
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 25, 2014, 08:31:04 AM: Quote from: Waller on May 21, 2014, 02:19:29 PM
....what food is on the plate?

Wes Balls....
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: FermiDirac on May 25, 2014, 09:29:07 AM: Quote from: Dr.J on May 25, 2014, 06:14:06 AM
FermiDirac,

What happen to the M.O.U. that you wrote answering my questions? Buddie I've been here longer than most....you can't get your feelings hurt and pout....it is the THUNDERDOME afterall. Now shake it off and get back in the game!! Post the Manuel back up...you can't be a true GETBIGGER if you get butt hurt!

Hope this helps.. millennium plus member of get big aka "management"

Dr.J

I did actually write, and post, a formal set of answers to all of your questions.
But then I got butthurt/sand in my vazhine/knickers in a twist since I sensed that I was being maliciously trolled and I retracted the answer-post.

Forgive me for my irrational meltdown, I will provide a solid post later answering all your questions.
Title: Re: Test yourself (no homo)
Post by: Dr.J on May 25, 2014, 11:06:33 AM: Quote from: FermiDirac on May 25, 2014, 09:29:07 AM
I did actually write, and post, a formal set of answers to all of your questions.
But then I got butthurt/sand in my vazhine/knickers in a twist since I sensed that I was being maliciously trolled and I retracted the answer-post.

Forgive me for my irrational meltdown, I will provide a solid post later answering all your questions.

That's the THUNDERDOME spirit old chap!!