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Title: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: paul84 on October 08, 2006, 08:07:28 PM
No way Jay can retain his title next year when Ze Great One takes the stage.  Klaus's symmetry, proportions, and Herculean size is just too much for any current bodybuilder to handle.
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: dan18 on October 08, 2006, 08:15:38 PM
No way Jay can retain his title next year when Ze Great One takes the stage.  Klaus's symmetry, proportions, and Herculean size is just too much for any current bodybuilder to handle.
why oh why doesnt someone tell that man what a dick he looks like.
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: Rampage on October 08, 2006, 08:24:22 PM
who the hell is that ? Whats his name ? IS that a photoshopped pic ?
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: 300 on October 08, 2006, 08:36:17 PM
who the hell is that ? Whats his name ? IS that a photoshopped pic ?

Surely you jest!

You mean seriously, you don't know who that is?!  :o
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: Rampage on October 08, 2006, 08:40:48 PM

You mean seriously, you don't know who that is?!  :o

True dat`
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: Dorian 01 on October 08, 2006, 08:43:30 PM
why oh why doesnt someone tell that man what a dick he looks like.
Well he isn't competing as lean as he could, but the quality mass is staggering.
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: Rampage on October 08, 2006, 08:48:15 PM
Klaus Doring. Here are all his pictures: http://www.wpse.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/ThumbnailView.asp?iGalleryUnq=11

And there's even a video!!

Here's Klaus Kaak, a close second: http://www.wpse.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/ThumbnailView.asp?iGalleryUnq=12

And more random ones: http://www.wpse.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/ThumbnailView.asp?iGalleryUnq=58

10 q brother G ... Im on it
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on October 08, 2006, 08:50:18 PM
wheres hedgehog
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: Rampage on October 08, 2006, 08:51:53 PM
Those are oil filled arms right ?
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: siouxcountry on October 08, 2006, 08:53:56 PM
Klaus Doring. Here are all his pictures: http://www.wpse.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/ThumbnailView.asp?iGalleryUnq=11

And there's even a video!!

Here's Klaus Kaak, a close second: http://www.wpse.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/ThumbnailView.asp?iGalleryUnq=12

And more random ones: http://www.wpse.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/ThumbnailView.asp?iGalleryUnq=58

Why am I not surprised Garraeth knows all about him?  ::)  ;D
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: jmt1 on October 08, 2006, 08:55:31 PM
Those are oil filled arms right ?

hmmm...my guess would be yes.
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: siouxcountry on October 08, 2006, 08:58:12 PM
As delusional as Vince Goodum...

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c155/coconutsandapples/delusion.jpg)
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: 300 on October 08, 2006, 09:01:29 PM
Doring is a genetic freak.
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: siouxcountry on October 08, 2006, 09:08:37 PM
You can see the real smart ones pump oil into their arms...

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c155/coconutsandapples/delusion2.jpg)
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on October 09, 2006, 11:55:45 AM
you people need to stop comparing all these oil-filled losers with KLAUS DORING and show some respect. noobs
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: tweeter on October 09, 2006, 12:02:27 PM
Rumor is circulating that Ze Great One is getting ready to start his own organization that will blow the IFBB and PDI away. However, as no one is even close to the level of Das Uberfreak, he will be the only person qualified and will just pose by himself on stage.
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: nycbull on October 09, 2006, 12:23:12 PM
actually in some shots at the smaller size implants/oil his pecs look natural..acutally ok. This might be the future of body dismorphia.
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: knny187 on October 09, 2006, 03:32:10 PM
Good Stuff.....


Klaus Avatars for Klaus day coming up:

Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: siouxcountry on October 09, 2006, 04:46:43 PM
LOL Knny!
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: swilkins1984 on October 09, 2006, 04:51:54 PM
I knew I saw that guy before...
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: Darth Muscle on October 09, 2006, 04:58:28 PM
Good Stuff.....
1

Klaus Avatars for Klaus day coming up:



OMG!!!!! :)  That guy needs the Adions Principles stat!!!!!!
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: knny187 on October 09, 2006, 05:12:27 PM
OMG!!!!! :)  That guy needs the Adions Principles stat!!!!!!

No way.....

TA could learn alot from Klaus
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: chainsaw on October 09, 2006, 05:22:07 PM
Iam really hoping that everyone can see that these freaks should be in one place, the Circus.  Talk about self delusion.
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: Darth Muscle on October 09, 2006, 05:24:48 PM
Iam really hoping that everyone can see that these freaks should be in one place, the Circus.  Talk about self delusion.

That's the final Principle in the Adions Principle: self delusion.  These guys are ready for a total loss of all muscle mass that would be soon to follow.
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: RJB on October 09, 2006, 05:52:40 PM
Just looks like some fat dude who uses a lot of synthol to me.
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: Rampage on October 09, 2006, 05:56:54 PM
OMG!!!!! :)  That guy needs the Adions Principles stat!!!!!!

Haaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahah a!!!! ROFL! That sum funny shit
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: Croatch on October 09, 2006, 06:04:04 PM
It's amazing a grown man can be so dumb.  I can understand some stoned kid doing some dumb shit like that, but jesus.
Monster striations!
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: stomper on October 09, 2006, 06:14:44 PM
looks like anthony hopkins on synthol
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: Peaking at 45 !!! on October 09, 2006, 06:53:19 PM
By this time anyone who knows anything about bodybuilding knows that Klaus was paid close to Two million dollars by the IFBB to NOT COMPETE in any IFBB pro contest until at least 2008, which at that time Klaus will turn 26 years old.  Then he will be allowed to compete until he is 30 years old, and then at 30 years old he will be compensated again to not compete for a specified number of years (and millions of dollars richer again too !!! )

I'm surprised they are letting him compete for 4 years, as the original plan was to have him compete for only two years, as 4 years seems to me to be a little too long to totally dominate the competition--but hey, his time has come !!!
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: cauthon on October 09, 2006, 08:16:35 PM
Klaus is the true future of bodybuilding. Heath will be crushed by Das Uberfreak when he decides that the world is ready for his triumphant debut
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: AVBG on October 09, 2006, 08:18:14 PM
That's the final Principle in the Adions Principle: self delusion.  These guys are ready for a total loss of all muscle mass that would be soon to follow.

LOL
 ;D
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on October 09, 2006, 08:20:39 PM
This is called Professional Bodybuilding...Not How much Oil your muscles can handle upon injection....Let get that straight LoL..... ::)
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: monstercalves on October 09, 2006, 08:47:38 PM
This guy looks incredible...hes got great potential...bit old though,but none the less huge

whats his name, is he pro ?... i dont think ive seen him...he must be european :-\
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: EL Mariachi on December 02, 2007, 03:19:24 PM
Das ubermensch!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: beatmaster on December 02, 2007, 03:30:07 PM

please tell me he didn't really had a sponsor, its gotta be a joke...please  :-\
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: GigantorX on December 02, 2007, 03:39:24 PM
By this time anyone who knows anything about bodybuilding knows that Klaus was paid close to Two million dollars by the IFBB to NOT COMPETE in any IFBB pro contest until at least 2008, which at that time Klaus will turn 26 years old.  Then he will be allowed to compete until he is 30 years old, and then at 30 years old he will be compensated again to not compete for a specified number of years (and millions of dollars richer again too !!! )

I'm surprised they are letting him compete for 4 years, as the original plan was to have him compete for only two years, as 4 years seems to me to be a little too long to totally dominate the competition--but hey, his time has come !!!

That's all well and good BUT, haven't we established already that Klaus was a time traveling uberfreak from the future? So, in other words, the IFBB can place no limits on Klaus. Why you ask? Because he has no limits.
Title: Re: Jay getting DWARFED!
Post by: Meso_z on December 03, 2007, 12:38:23 AM
Those are oil filled arms right ?

No, only protein and a little creatine lately.  :)