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Title: 93 Flex
Post by: shiftedShapes on October 13, 2006, 09:36:13 PM: 1993 Flex has officially passed into our time stream. He will shortly start to post on the MD boards. It was a rough trip for him through the TUBES (he says time travel is more like A MARIO BROS WARP ZONE than SG-1, ytmnd saftey not required or Back to the Future) because of his low BF.

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/9/90/Smb2j_5-2_warpzone.png)

Apparently shortly before his non-linear time prgoression he had a Body Fat skin Caliper test taken. The Test was administered by Billy Smith at Gold's Venice. Billy measured Flex at 4 sites and found NO measureable body fat. This was the lowest reading that had ever been taken at that Gold's as of that time, 0.0%.

Right now he is resting up and he will start taking questions just as soon as he can refuel on a little Wedding Cake (THE ULTIMATE FOOD), and mate 7 white virgin newlyweds.

(http://static.flickr.com/83/246142953_78c54ad543_b.jpg)
Title: Re: 93 Flex
Post by: SWOLETRAIN on October 14, 2006, 09:29:54 AM: damn thas unreal
Title: Re: 93 Flex
Post by: shiftedShapes on October 14, 2006, 06:00:23 PM: Quote from: SWOLETRAIN on October 14, 2006, 09:29:54 AM
damn thas unreal

yes it's hard to get used to having 93 Flex Wheeler hanging around my apartment, tagging along during my workouts (he usually does a couple sets of 15lbs curls, and pec deck flys), and generally not having any bodyfat. He is very anxious to start posting on the MD board, but they have been slow to approve his registration. I think he wants to reach out to the low and no bodyfat youth, to serve as a positive role model for these ripped youngsters.

Would you guys like to ask him anything?
Title: Re: 93 Flex
Post by: Anal Iceman Lubeth on October 14, 2006, 06:01:37 PM: Quote from: shiftedShapes on October 14, 2006, 06:00:23 PM
Would you guys like to ask him anything?

can i have my $24 back, flex?
Title: Re: 93 Flex
Post by: figgs on October 14, 2006, 06:06:33 PM: Quote from: shiftedShapes on October 14, 2006, 06:00:23 PM
Would you guys like to ask him anything?

How do you deal with stalkers?
Title: Re: 93 Flex
Post by: benchmstr on October 14, 2006, 08:34:38 PM: Quote from: figgs on October 14, 2006, 06:06:33 PM
How do you deal with stalkers?
is there any secret to killing a ninja ???
Title: Re: 93 Flex
Post by: cqfd on October 15, 2006, 02:41:21 AM: [quote author=shiftedShapes link=topic=101518.msg1455021#msg1455021 The Test was administered by Billy Smith at Gold's Venice. Billy measured Flex at 4 sites and found NO measureable body fat. This was the lowest reading that had ever been taken at that Gold's as of that time, 0.0%.

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Amazing, we need more infos on this :o
Title: Re: 93 Flex
Post by: bigmc on October 15, 2006, 02:44:06 AM: wasn't his conditioning mentioned in a broadcast
Title: Re: 93 Flex
Post by: shiftedShapes on October 15, 2006, 09:28:56 AM: Quote from: bigmc on October 15, 2006, 02:44:06 AM
wasn't his conditioning mentioned in a broadcast

I believe it was the 93 Mr. Olympia Telecast. I asked 93 Flex and He says he has no idea who the announcer was that night, he was meeting a lot of new clients backstage apparently.

Does anybody remember who the anouncer was? I think there may be a web clip going around of it. I haven't really explained the internet to 93 Flex yet. Even the Flex from our timestream seems to have trouble with that one.

Let me see If I can talk to Flex now and get him to answer some of the other questions himself, so keep them coming guys.