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Title: Does anyone know the longest piss???
Post by: nzmusclemonster on October 14, 2006, 03:46:34 AM
I have pissed for 3 mins continous. It was tinmed with a stiop watch and there were witneswses? does anyone know what the world record wee wee is?
Title: Re: Does anyone know the longest piss???
Post by: the shadow on October 14, 2006, 03:50:27 AM
I have pissed for 3 mins continous. It was tinmed with a stiop watch and there were witneswses? does anyone know what the world record wee wee is?
O RLY.....
Title: Re: Does anyone know the longest piss???
Post by: davidpaul on October 14, 2006, 03:51:05 AM
ive done around 2 and half minutes for a continous flow piss myself.

I believe in the summer of 1992 Andre the Giant took at a piss at Gold's venice which lasted 10.00000 minutes, Bill Smith was taking a leak next to him at the time, and Jim Quinn was having a shit and witnessed Bill Smith timing it.

A year later, Bill smith took at skinfold measurement of Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler, where he was found to be 0.0 bf...................... ......witnessed again by Jim Quinn.
Title: Re: Does anyone know the longest piss???
Post by: Figo on October 14, 2006, 03:58:34 AM
Question is (when you say straight after), did Billy Smith wash his hands, and what effect did that have on measurement?

Could it be all these years we've taken Jim Quinn's statement in 93 for granted, when in fact, the measurement could have been 0.0001%, or even a negative measurement?

That "slip" of the hand, could have changed bbng history forever! 
Title: Re: Does anyone know the longest piss???
Post by: pumpster on October 14, 2006, 06:14:27 AM
I was looking forward to the longest distance.. :-\
Title: Re: Does anyone know the longest piss???
Post by: Bigger Business on October 14, 2006, 06:45:50 AM
this thread made me piss

16 seconds stream

1 finish squirt

2 shakes

total = 35 seconds

Title: Re: Does anyone know the longest piss???
Post by: davidpaul on October 14, 2006, 07:07:26 AM
this thread made me piss

16 seconds stream

1 finish squirt

2 shakes

total = 35 seconds



that's not a bad effort mate, I would drink a lot more fluid if you want to beat that.

If anyone claims a time of more than 2 mins I expect a mindspin style youtube vid to be posted to support their claim.
Title: Re: Does anyone know the longest piss???
Post by: pumpster on October 14, 2006, 07:15:58 AM
No cheating: light colored piss doesn't count.  ;)
Title: Re: Does anyone know the longest piss???
Post by: Bigger Business on October 14, 2006, 07:39:29 AM
that's not a bad effort mate, I would drink a lot more fluid if you want to beat that.

thanks man

way to incorporate weider principles
Title: Re: Does anyone know the longest piss???
Post by: dan18 on October 14, 2006, 07:49:28 AM
I have pissed for 3 mins continous. It was tinmed with a stiop watch and there were witneswses? does anyone know what the world record wee wee is?
didnt the squad get mad that you were pissing all over sarcasm or were they just there to time it..
Title: Re: Does anyone know the longest piss???
Post by: pumpster on October 14, 2006, 09:06:56 AM
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didnt the squad get mad that you were pissing all over sarcasm or were they just there to time it..
He's a real pisser.
Title: Re: Does anyone know the longest piss???
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on October 14, 2006, 09:11:48 AM
this thread made me piss

16 seconds stream

1 finish squirt

2 shakes

total = 35 seconds




LMAO...Hahahahahahahahah aha ;D!
Title: Re: Does anyone know the longest piss???
Post by: Dos Equis on October 14, 2006, 10:44:30 AM
Oh that's easy.  Austin Powers when they thawed him out after being frozen for years.  One of the funniest movie scenes ever IMO (along with the penis enlarger scene). 
Title: Re: Does anyone know the longest piss???
Post by: Dan-O on October 14, 2006, 11:13:48 PM
Jim Carrey also took a pretty long piss in Dumb & Dumber.

I've had some pretty long ones but never timed them.  I doubt I could hit the 3 minute mark though...  that's pretty impressive and my hat is off to you!
Title: Re: Does anyone know the longest piss???
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on October 14, 2006, 11:19:14 PM
ahahah both the austin powers and dumb n dumber scenes were great.

give me an hour or so and i will get back to you...i want to beat this now! i will down several beers and hold it then piss for 10 minutes!
Title: Re: Does anyone know the longest piss???
Post by: nzmusclemonster on October 14, 2006, 11:41:26 PM
Jim Carrey also took a pretty long piss in Dumb & Dumber.

I've had some pretty long ones but never timed them.  I doubt I could hit the 3 minute mark though...  that's pretty impressive and my hat is off to you!

Thank you sir. As John Matrix has alluded to, alcohol is the key.

The day was new years eve 2002. A very hot day, around the 30" celcius (86" Farren) and I was at a camp ground being very social and had consumed and number of beers. I hadn't broken the seal yet and i could feel i may be onto a big one, because on previous occasions i have had very long pisses also.
So I called my buddy over and said "Mate get that stopwatch ready, I'm about to take a leak and its gona be impressive".
So I go underway on the nearest fence.... Hose wees is the best way to describe the initial flow. I thought this may be a crucial downfall, doing too much too fast, however it turned out to be ok.

My buddy actually got pretty bored timing me and started giving me abuse. I was very impressed with what i was achieving and a slight crowd had gathered to watch what was happening. The offial mark was around 3 mins 4 seconds of continous flow with a few dregs sprinkeling out after that.
Title: Re: Does anyone know the longest piss???
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on October 15, 2006, 12:05:21 AM
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Does anyone know the longest piss???
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on October 15, 2006, 12:20:19 AM
im working on it...must hold....
Title: Re: Does anyone know the longest piss???
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on October 15, 2006, 01:16:17 AM
damn only made it to a minute and a half or so :-\
Title: Re: Does anyone know the longest piss???
Post by: nzmusclemonster on October 15, 2006, 01:30:13 AM
damn only made it to a minute and a half or so :-\

Thats not bad, on average im about 1:10-1:30 so thats pretty good for a first try. Im sure i was born with a freakish bladder. My mates joke that i just have a tiny penis so it just takes longer for the piss to get out of my weiner  :'(
Title: Re: Does anyone know the longest piss???
Post by: JasonH on October 16, 2006, 11:07:49 AM
Wow, 3 mins is pretty good. Ususally first thing in the morning is when I usually take my longest piss - mostly in the form of my protein shake the night before. I have lasted as long as a minute, possibly a minute and a half but three minutes, daaayum.
Title: Re: Does anyone know the longest piss???
Post by: Diesel1 on October 16, 2006, 12:18:37 PM
I never timed it but pissing when I was stoned always seemed to last forever