Getbig Bodybuilding, Figure and Fitness Forums
Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: davidpaul on October 15, 2006, 12:54:13 PM
-
I see a lot of members of this board claim to be good fighters etc, 240 has done mu thai* sp and is highly proficient in wanking monkey style jui jitsu,
The true adonis is also a member of this board who is a skilled martial artist having studied kung fu and was once considered by his shidoshi as kumuthai material, he is also a an experienced duellist, and can recite the laws circa 1777.
I myself have nunchuck skills, and can do 3 round house kicks on the trot, while wearing my badboys (stars and stripes baggys).
I want to hear what you guys can do etc, and I don't want to hear about any "karate" bullshit either.
-
hahahaha, you are the king of hilarious pictures.
-
I'm pretty good w/ a bo staff and drawing magical creatures...
Sexual Mustard is good at caricatures...mofo is a PRO!
Nice picture, davidpaul...I wish I had fighting skills like Donnie Yen in 'Iron Monkey'. Or dueling skills like Li Mu Pai in 'Crouching Tiger...' or even 'Nameless' in 'Hero'.
-
I can hit on girls better than any of you here! ;D
I love women!!!
sounds like youre trying to convince yourself dude.
-
16years of San Soo!
-
I'm pretty good w/ a bo staff and drawing magical creatures...
Sexual Mustard is good at caricatures...mofo is a PRO!
Nice picture, davidpaul...I wish I had fighting skills like Donnie Yen in 'Iron Monkey'. Or dueling skills like Li Mu Pai in 'Crouching Tiger...' or even 'Nameless' in 'Hero'.
that cat is performing some monkey based kung fu, I once had a fight with some slick, who was highly proficient in Eagle claw, I pwned that fucker so bad with my monkey style.
All i had to was create that monkey being within myself, and he was destroyed, the fluid movements of the monkey were too much for his claw.
-
i played professionall tennis, A level squash [5.0], college bball, fought in several kyokushin meets, A level raquetball, drawing,
What style kung fu are you?
-
sounds like youre trying to convince yourself dude.
good one :D
-
I have the Once Upon a Time in China series on dvd...I also own 'Master of the flying Guilletin', 'Iron Monkey', 'Last Hero in China' 'The Last Dragon' and 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'.
Is that any constellation?
Hey davidpaul, how's your Buddhas Palm? Effective in combat? Do you knowhwo to execute the 'Flying Sleeve' or 'The Lions Roar'?
-
I can juggle... seriously
-
I'm really good at whistling.
-
I was just joking around with Mark Foley's reply.
However, I would say DaddyWaddy has the best skills for hitting on women.
Discuss.
PS - Monster genetics for picking up chicks!!
anal is gonna rip you apart for this one brother...
-
also i love to dance...i did that since i was 8...break , freestile, liquid....u name it...`i talk the talk and moonwalk the walk
-
All martial arts is bullshit....
Combrac Bas was the method of choice I use for security work as well as in corrections. In real situations, you can't think about doing a spinning roundhouse kick or one of those Karate Kid crane kicks. The Roman's perfected the best method for hand to hand combat
-
I can juggle pretty good, and I've won a few poker tournaments... does that count for anything? I can also hide more boxes of clenbuterol in a Cadillac than anybody I know.
-
? kyokushinkai is full contact no protection no fist to face, no kicks to the spine or groin...all else goes...francisco filho , glaube feitosa, semmy schillt, nicholas pettas...all come from kyokushinkai...not to forget the late andy hug...1st runner up in 87 worlds...also dolph lundgren
i see you have aquired some skill young grasshopper.
-
I have the Once Upon a Time in China series on dvd...I also own 'Master of the flying Guilletin', 'Iron Monkey', 'Last Hero in China' 'The Last Dragon' and 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'.
Is that any constellation?
Hey davidpaul, how's your Buddhas Palm? Effective in combat? Do you knowhwo to execute the 'Flying Sleeve' or 'The Lions Roar'?
Never used a buddhas palm in actual combat, once hospitalised a guy while practising it, as for the Lions raw and flying sleeve I am deeply offended you would ask If I could such moves.
-
I won a farting contest once
-
I can juggle pretty good, and I've won a few poker tournaments... does that count for anything? I can also hide more boxes of clenbuterol in a Cadillac than anybody I know.
Nice!
-
All martial arts is bullshit....
Combrac Bas was the method of choice I use for security work as well as in corrections. In real situations, you can't think about doing a spinning roundhouse kick or one of those Karate Kid crane kicks. The Roman's perfected the best method for hand to hand combat
Do you actually think you could take a skilled martial artist in one to one combat, What would you do, bore them to death?
Even John Creese of the Cobra Kai's (which I must add have reopened under the funding of Terry Silver) would own your fat ass.
-
16years of San Soo being married to a crazy woman!
Fixed. ;D
-
Does Mike Barnes still own 50% of all Cobra Kai franchise dojo's? I know him and Terry Silver cut a deal there...
-
All martial arts is bullshit....
Combrac Bas was the method of choice I use for security work as well as in corrections. In real situations, you can't think about doing a spinning roundhouse kick or one of those Karate Kid crane kicks. The Roman's perfected the best method for hand to hand combat
Vince tries to blind his oponents by flashing his titties:
-
Does Mike Barnes still own 50% of all Cobra Kai franchise dojo's? I know him and Terry Silver cut a deal there...
From what I here Terry was offering 35% at first, but Mike said he could fight harder than he negotiated and he bumped it up to 50%.
Last I heard "snake" was going to enter the hill valley under the Mike "the karate badboy's" Barnes training this year.
If a man can't stand a man can't fight.
-
I am well versed in the ancient art of kitty - stalk'm sack'm cleave'm
;)
-
Yeah. The phone numbers I collect every weekend must just be a figment of my imagination. :-\
Maybe I have early onset schizophrenia. :-X
BOOOOO DOOOOOOOO DEEEEEEP THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DIALED IS NOT A WORKING NUMBER.......... Sound familiar?
-
Bujinkan Ninjutsu...under the 34th Grandmaster Hatsumi Sensei...(not directly)
-
Other than my drawing, I held the former Anabolex Solitaire record before the site went down and reformed itself earlier this year!
SM
-
I see a lot of members of this board claim to be good fighters etc, 240 has done mu thai* sp and is highly proficient in wanking monkey style jui jitsu,
The true adonis is also a member of this board who is a skilled martial artist having studied kung fu and was once considered by his shidoshi as kumuthai material, he is also a an experienced duellist, and can recite the laws circa 1777.
I myself have nunchuck skills, and can do 3 round house kicks on the trot, while wearing my badboys (stars and stripes baggys).
I want to hear what you guys can do etc, and I don't want to hear about any "karate" bullshit either.
I have many:
1. 5th degree black belt in Karate
2. currently training for UFC debut
3. was 2nd in state finals for OH HS wrestling Hvwt class 1988
4. currently 280 and juiced to the gills
and you might say you accomplished all that and I would say no:
(http://www.blythewoodnet.net/holiday-inn-express-blythewood/logo-230.gif)
but I did stay at a Holiday inn express last night ;D
-
UFC not runnin tests?
-
I can drive my bike with no hands ;D
i guess you wanna tell the board you're doing martial art (and good you are), is that it? or you really wanna know our skills!!!
-
After I caused that tsunami a couple years ago while I was practicing my Kamehameha I took an oath to never use my martial arts again ;D
-
Fixed. ;D
LMAO!
-
nun chuck skills..........
-
karate is a joke.
send bruce lee into oakland and see if he doesnt get his ass whooped.
-
karate is a joke.
send bruce lee into oakland and see if he doesnt get his ass whooped.
Yeah, I hear their real brave with their guns!
-
Yeah, I hear their real brave with their guns!
well, he would get shot AFTER he got his ass whooped. lol.
-
NO-KAN-DO taught by Master Sum Dum Fuk
-
Guitar, expert level in many styles
-
Yeah. The phone numbers I collect every weekend must just be a figment of my imagination. :-\
Maybe I have early onset schizophrenia. :-X
Phone numbers that start with 1-900 do not count.
-
All martial arts is bullshit....
Combrac Bas was the method of choice I use for security work as well as in corrections. In real situations, you can't think about doing a spinning roundhouse kick or one of those Karate Kid crane kicks. The Roman's perfected the best method for hand to hand combat
Sure has helped Christoph Clugston fight in the ring and cage.
Former high school and college wrestler, brown in judo, blue in BJJ, former wing chun instructor. JKDC as well.
-
I don't know any trained fighting styles...I wrestled in school and that is about it.
I paint cars and do bodywork. Currently working on a 5 inch top chop on a 53 ford. I also build my own engines . I can fart pretty nasty as well.
-
I got a girls number way back.
called it after lunch the next day.
it was actually the country morgue.
-
I got a girls number way back.
called it after lunch the next day.
it was actually the country morgue.
should be an easy score....might be a little frigid.
-
When I jerk off, I can bullseye any target within six feet.
-
Psht, why do skillz have to be fighting or lady-ing. I have the skillz of a pirate, doesn't mean I brag about it though...but I am a pretty kick arse pirate.
-
I have bow staff skillz, and I am like the best drawer I know of, have you ever seen my picture of a Liger, they are my favorite animals.
-
I have bow staff skillz, and I am like the best drawer I know of, have you ever seen my picture of a Liger, they are my favorite animals.
"Do you think people make fun of me when I'm wearing these badboys?"
-
"Do you think people make fun of me when I'm wearing these badboys?"
Not unless they want a roundhouse kick to the face
-
I can roll my tongue like a taco. :D
-
Did you get them from Chuck Norris?
-
I can roll my tongue like a taco. :D
What about the clover leaf?
-
nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills...Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills
-
I'm really good at whistling.
AHAHAHAHAAH!!
-
nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills...Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills
What style do you use for kung fu?
I have recently being sparring in the monkey style, against a guy with nunchucks who had little nun chuck experience i must admit, I totally destroyed.
I reccomend Monkey over crane anyday.
-
I can roll my tongue like a taco. :D
now that is a damn useful skill...I don't know if anyone got the inference ;)
-
I can roll my tounge like a pink taco.
-
No one can mess with my Crane style.
-
I can also write my name in the snow.
-
I always thought Issac "Lift Studios" was talented. Not many can pull this off butt him and Alexxx
-
I am the greatest lover in the world....I cum every time.
-
I can punctuate at a twelfth-grade level.
-
karate is a joke.
send bruce lee into oakland and see if he doesnt get his ass whooped.
kind of hard when he's dead.