Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure
Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Special Ed on October 16, 2006, 09:51:15 AM
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TOP TEN BODYBUILDING EXPENSES
1. $50/month to cover "high-speed" connection so Getbig.com posts and replies are "instantly" accessible.
2. $30/month lease for Dell laptop "computer" so Getbig.com can be accessed from toilets anywhere in the house.
3. $20/month long distance bill keeping in touch with fellow Getbiggers making plans to "meet up" at the next "big show".
4. $3.99 for "Groucho" glasses with mustache to keep your identity "top secret" in Getbig-posted photos.
5. $89.99 for Adobe Photoshop 9.0 to artificially increase size of arms in "untouched" Getbig-posted photos.
6. $20/month purchasing 8 bottles of Glade Air Freshener to cover up stench from grotesque roid farts that pervade home.
7. $20/month spent on "legendary" and "classic" T. Micheal Bodybuilding Clothes that used to be "the shit".
8. $2.25 listing fee on Ebay for "legendary" and "classic" T. Micheal Bodybuilding Clothes that you decide you just cannot wear in good conscience.
9. $3.00/day for Amino Force drink at gym that lets others know that despite your 14-inch "guns", you are "dead serious" when it comes to supplementation.
10. $250 for lawyer consultation to determine if calling "Flex" Wheeler a "homeless con artist" is actionable at law.
Special "Priceless" Ed
(P.S. to 240) $300 for personal website considered "too obvious" for inclusion
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You seemed to have made a list of my debts! :(
;D
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Very nice, Special'Guess what, Chicken butt'Ed...
You see all that can be paid off in one shot with a single gay 4 pay session or two.
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TOP TEN BODYBUILDING EXPENSES
1. $50/month to cover "high-speed" connection so Getbig.com posts and replies are "instantly" accessible.
2. $30/month lease for Dell laptop "computer" so Getbig.com can be accessed from toilets anywhere in the house.
3. $20/month long distance bill keeping in touch with fellow Getbiggers making plans to "meet up" at the next "big show".
4. $3.99 for "Groucho" glasses with mustache to keep your identity "top secret" in Getbig-posted photos.
5. $89.99 for Adobe Photoshop 9.0 to artificially increase size of arms in "untouched" Getbig-posted photos.
6. $20/month purchasing 8 bottles of Glade Air Freshener to cover up stench from grotesque roid farts that pervade home.
7. $20/month spent on "legendary" and "classic" T. Micheal Bodybuilding Clothes that used to be "the shit".
8. $2.25 listing fee on Ebay for "legendary" and "classic" T. Micheal Bodybuilding Clothes that you decide you just cannot wear in good conscience.
9. $3.00/day for Amino Force drink at gym that lets others know that despite your 14-inch "guns", you are "dead serious" when it comes to supplementation.
10. $250 for lawyer consultation to determine if calling "Flex" Wheeler a "homeless con artist" is actionable at law.
Special "Priceless" Ed
(P.S. to 240) $300 for personal website considered "too obvious" for inclusion
That's funny!!
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LOL. Special ED, another gem right there! You are one funny MOFO. LOL keep it up
Peace
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TOP TEN BODYBUILDING EXPENSES
1. $50/month to cover "high-speed" connection so Getbig.com posts and replies are "instantly" accessible.
2. $30/month lease for Dell laptop "computer" so Getbig.com can be accessed from toilets anywhere in the house.
3. $20/month long distance bill keeping in touch with fellow Getbiggers making plans to "meet up" at the next "big show".
4. $3.99 for "Groucho" glasses with mustache to keep your identity "top secret" in Getbig-posted photos.
5. $89.99 for Adobe Photoshop 9.0 to artificially increase size of arms in "untouched" Getbig-posted photos.
6. $20/month purchasing 8 bottles of Glade Air Freshener to cover up stench from grotesque roid farts that pervade home.
7. $20/month spent on "legendary" and "classic" T. Micheal Bodybuilding Clothes that used to be "the shit".
8. $2.25 listing fee on Ebay for "legendary" and "classic" T. Micheal Bodybuilding Clothes that you decide you just cannot wear in good conscience.
9. $3.00/day for Amino Force drink at gym that lets others know that despite your 14-inch "guns", you are "dead serious" when it comes to supplementation.
10. $250 for lawyer consultation to determine if calling "Flex" Wheeler a "homeless con artist" is actionable at law.
Special "Priceless" Ed
(P.S. to 240) $300 for personal website considered "too obvious" for inclusion
You didn't list gear? Oh that's right, it's just a typical bodybuilder's expense list and not the Tom Prince/Flex Wheeler "Lasix's Revenge" bodybuilding expense list.
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another classic post from one of getbigs finest.
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Another $20.00 for the Grill to perpetrate! ;D
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Ed certainly has his hand on the "pulse of bodybuilding," doesn't he?
EPIC ARRHYTHMIA! Funny shit as usual.
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TOP TEN BODYBUILDING EXPENSES
1. $50/month to cover "high-speed" connection so Getbig.com posts and replies are "instantly" accessible.
2. $30/month lease for Dell laptop "computer" so Getbig.com can be accessed from toilets anywhere in the house.
3. $20/month long distance bill keeping in touch with fellow Getbiggers making plans to "meet up" at the next "big show".
4. $3.99 for "Groucho" glasses with mustache to keep your identity "top secret" in Getbig-posted photos.
5. $89.99 for Adobe Photoshop 9.0 to artificially increase size of arms in "untouched" Getbig-posted photos.
6. $20/month purchasing 8 bottles of Glade Air Freshener to cover up stench from grotesque roid farts that pervade home.
7. $20/month spent on "legendary" and "classic" T. Micheal Bodybuilding Clothes that used to be "the shit".
8. $2.25 listing fee on Ebay for "legendary" and "classic" T. Micheal Bodybuilding Clothes that you decide you just cannot wear in good conscience.
9. $3.00/day for Amino Force drink at gym that lets others know that despite your 14-inch "guns", you are "dead serious" when it comes to supplementation.
10. $250 for lawyer consultation to determine if calling "Flex" Wheeler a "homeless con artist" is actionable at law.
Special "Priceless" Ed
(P.S. to 240) $300 for personal website considered "too obvious" for inclusion
#9 I see it all the time...... HAHAHAHA
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TOP TEN BODYBUILDING EXPENSES
6. $20/month purchasing 8 bottles of Glade Air Freshener to cover up stench from grotesque roid farts that pervade home.
Number 6 is my favorite, something about "grotesque roid farts" cracked me up. ;D
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Ed you and Tha Blockhead should work together. I'd include 240 but you guys actually train or have at least obviously been around those deeply-enough entrenched in "the industry" to have a pretty acute understanding of the underlying mentality behind "the lifestyle." Isn't it hilarious that quotes around "the industry" and "the lifestyle" are never out of place? Ha ha ha. It is what it is, though...we're still here talking about it, aren't we? So f**k it... I think that's why it's so important that we're able to laugh at it, with the help of posts like you guys post, because no matter how much we loathe this mess we apparently still can't escape it. :P
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IMO, you guys have the funniest stuff because there's an innate sympathetic quality to your material. The funniest comedy is made by those understanding of the human condition...not in denial of it.
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Ed you and Tha Blockhead should work together. I'd include 240 but you guys actually train or have at least obviously been around those deeply-enough entrenched in "the industry" to have a pretty acute understanding of the underlying mentality behind "the lifestyle." Isn't it hilarious that quotes around "the industry" and "the lifestyle" are never out of place? Ha ha ha. It is what it is, though...we're still here talking about it, aren't we? So f**k it... I think that's why it's so important that we're able to laugh at it, with the help of posts like you guys post, because no matter how much we loathe this mess we apparently still can't escape it. :P
Thanks, player...to be put in the same category and be compared to Special'Love For Sale'Ed is a compliment given the fact that the man is a very intelligent and passionate and super creative writer oozing with talent.
If calculations are correct and the stars align properly...Special'If the glove fits you gotta acquit'Ed will be penning his own column in a major BB publication we know all too well. He can use me as source for insight and input.
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LMAO i love special eds post
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11)- $20 a month for industrial sized 2 ply toilet paper placed in dispenser close to desk to cover "messes" made by obsession of (insert name here pro bb'er) pictures.
12) $1200 a month for Goodruns krispy kreme habit
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I'd include 240 but you guys actually train
I do train. Like a madman. Like a ADHD neocon on the Penzoil aisle.
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that statement is worthless without picts
NEW picts
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11)- $20 a month for industrial sized 2 ply toilet paper placed in dispenser close to desk to cover "messes" made by obsession of (insert name here pro bb'er) pictures.
12) $1200 a month for Goodruns krispy kreme habit
Nice job Milly. Your #11 was my #11 and just missed the cut. #12 is a given as being part of the "lifestyle".
Special "A Good Mind Is Hard to Fart" Ed
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Nice job Milly. Your #11 was my #11 and just missed the cut. #12 is a given as being part of the "lifestyle".
Special "A Good Mind Is Hard to Fart" Ed
You're fucking clever, dude. Ha ha.
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Another $20.00 for the Grill to perpetrate! ;D
Shawn whose grill is that? Is it Yours?