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Title: TOP TEN FLEX WHEELER (ALMOST) ACHIEVEMENTS
Post by: Special Ed on October 25, 2006, 08:39:47 PM: TOP TEN FEATS FLEX WHEELER WOULD HAVE ACCOMPLISHED IF NOT FOR HIS ILLNESS

1. Won Gold Medals in Karate, Judo, and Greco-Roman Wrestling at the 2000 and 2004 Olympic Games.
2. Won the UFC Heavyweight Championship by knocking out Randy Couture in 23 seconds, and then stopping Chuck Lidell with a "Mind Freeze" during their staredown at UFC 39.
3. Starred in 'Revenge of the Ninjas' and won an Oscar for newly created 'Best Original Makeup Story' category.
4. Registered and developed "Flex.com" into multi-million dollar empire replete with 1998 IPO netting him 14.8 Million.
5. Started "Flex Wheeler Nutrition" and made millions before selling company to Rexall for a cool 17 million.
6. Starred as "Flexo Siffredi" in a series of porn movies with fitness stars, culminating in a AVN Award for Best Anal Scene.
7. Not to sound cocky, but he would have beaten Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 2003 California gubernatorial race or at the very least, the election would have "gone back and forth like a UFC Championship Fight".
8. Would have patented "submuscular calf implants" and won Nobel Prize for research in the field of "skinny calves".
9. Assassinated Osama Bin Laden during late 2000 private tent "posing session" with camel in Islamabad, Afghanistan.
10. Sued "Flex Magazine" and Joe Weider for profiting off his name without compensating him appropriately.

Special "Flexual Dysfunction" Ed
Title: Re: TOP TEN FLEX WHEELER (ALMOST) ACHIEVEMENTS
Post by: onlyme on October 25, 2006, 10:37:07 PM: He probably would have won his first ever "official" Demolition Derby. ;D
Title: Re: TOP TEN FLEX WHEELER (ALMOST) ACHIEVEMENTS
Post by: Dipadidu on October 25, 2006, 11:55:15 PM: 11. Write sentences with more than 3 words?
Title: Re: TOP TEN FLEX WHEELER (ALMOST) ACHIEVEMENTS
Post by: gordiano on October 26, 2006, 12:18:08 AM: Quote from: Dipadidu on October 25, 2006, 11:55:15 PM
11. Write sentences with more than 3 words?

"Is you in, or is you out?" has more than 3 words in it, but I know what you mean.

I heard Flex invented the internet.........

#9 is hilarious!
Title: Re: TOP TEN FLEX WHEELER (ALMOST) ACHIEVEMENTS
Post by: Xecutioner on October 26, 2006, 09:35:48 AM: I liked #7. They were all good though. ;D
Title: Re: TOP TEN FLEX WHEELER (ALMOST) ACHIEVEMENTS
Post by: tommywishbone on October 26, 2006, 09:40:38 AM: 8. Would have patented "submuscular calf implants" and won Nobel Prize for research in the field of "skinny calves".
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Libel sir, plain and simple. Mr. Wheeler's attorney will see you in court on Monday.
Title: Re: TOP TEN FLEX WHEELER (ALMOST) ACHIEVEMENTS
Post by: Topskin69 on October 22, 2009, 10:11:14 AM: Classic!!
Title: Re: TOP TEN FLEX WHEELER (ALMOST) ACHIEVEMENTS
Post by: _bruce_ on October 22, 2009, 10:20:41 AM: ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: TOP TEN FLEX WHEELER (ALMOST) ACHIEVEMENTS
Post by: emn1964 on October 22, 2009, 11:51:01 AM: funny stuff right there...
Title: Re: TOP TEN FLEX WHEELER (ALMOST) ACHIEVEMENTS
Post by: Chick on October 22, 2009, 04:30:27 PM: You would think you would've hung up the top 10 list after you were 0-10 in your "cant miss" Olympia post
Title: Re: TOP TEN FLEX WHEELER (ALMOST) ACHIEVEMENTS
Post by: flexingtonsteele on October 22, 2009, 04:38:10 PM: Quote from: Chick on October 22, 2009, 04:30:27 PM
You would think you would've hung up the top 10 list after you were 0-10 in your "cant miss" Olympia post

Bob this thread was started THREE YEARS AGO!

So im pretty sure Ed had no idea about 09' olympia back in 2006
Title: Re: TOP TEN FLEX WHEELER (ALMOST) ACHIEVEMENTS
Post by: disturbia on October 22, 2009, 04:38:46 PM: Quote from: Chick on October 22, 2009, 04:30:27 PM
You would think you would've hung up the top 10 list after you were 0-10 in your "cant miss" Olympia post

grabs popcorn, sits back and waits for this shitstorm to take place
Title: Re: TOP TEN FLEX WHEELER (ALMOST) ACHIEVEMENTS
Post by: Brutal_1 on October 22, 2009, 04:39:14 PM: Quote from: Chick on October 22, 2009, 04:30:27 PM
You would think you would've hung up the top 10 list after you were 0-10 in your "cant miss" Olympia post

He was 0-10 for the 06 Olympia too?! :o
Title: Re: TOP TEN FLEX WHEELER (ALMOST) ACHIEVEMENTS
Post by: disturbia on October 22, 2009, 04:39:28 PM: Quote from: flexingtonsteele on October 22, 2009, 04:38:10 PM
Bob this thread was started THREE YEARS AGO!

So im pretty sure Ed had no idea about 09' olympia back in 2006

omfg I just noticed that to---Chick you got MEGAOWNED here

this has Dubai India written all over it
Title: Re: TOP TEN FLEX WHEELER (ALMOST) ACHIEVEMENTS
Post by: Army of One on October 22, 2009, 04:41:51 PM: Quote from: Chick on October 22, 2009, 04:30:27 PM
You would think you would've hung up the top 10 list after you were 0-10 in your "cant miss" Olympia post

Bob, if you need education about numbers and dates Im sure there are some guys here that will you tutor you for free, by free I mean no money needed.
Title: Re: TOP TEN FLEX WHEELER (ALMOST) ACHIEVEMENTS
Post by: Chick on October 22, 2009, 05:02:51 PM: LOL...never looked at the date

oh well...0-10 is 0-10...no matter what the year