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Title: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: Hunter86 on October 26, 2006, 10:26:59 PM
What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in the middle of Training is?

For me it used to be when the local gym douche bag would come up and try talking to you in the middle of a set, but now I think it is when I have to take a shit in the middle of my workout, it really throws me off.
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: Sir William Idol on October 26, 2006, 10:33:45 PM
how about when you're squatting for chris lund and both of your quads tear off the bone?
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while
Post by: Hunter86 on October 26, 2006, 10:35:11 PM
how about when you're squatting for chris lund and both of your quads tear off the bone?

ok ok but what if both your quads tear off the bone and you shit your drawers
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: 240 is Back on October 26, 2006, 11:02:30 PM
how about when you're squatting for chris lund and both of your quads tear off the bone?

Don't be silly, Sir William. I am quite sure said photographer would stop snapping and quickly give you a hand.    They're photogs, not heartless animals, after all! :)
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on October 26, 2006, 11:04:58 PM
How about doing T-bar rows and you shit your pants and tear  them at the same time :'(??
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: AVBG on October 26, 2006, 11:07:02 PM
having a drink at the water fountain, then shitting your pants
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: MikeThaMachine on October 27, 2006, 03:08:55 AM
Def leg press and shitting your pants......... Think about it your legs are raised above your body.
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while
Post by: the shadow on October 27, 2006, 03:15:51 AM
Squatting and shitting your pants.
shiiting your pants like litreally or metaphorically?i have never seen anyone shit in the middle of a workout.atleast it never happened to me though...lol
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: freespirit on October 27, 2006, 04:24:04 AM
Okay, so when you're shitting your pants when you're squatting, and this all happens in your 4th rep, with 6 reps to go. What to do, continue and finish the set, or be a pussy and a quitter?  ;D
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: GoneAway on October 27, 2006, 04:38:45 AM
Maybe an injury of some sort.
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: Hunter86 on October 27, 2006, 12:00:50 PM
Okay, so when you're shitting your pants when you're squatting, and this all happens in your 4th rep, with 6 reps to go. What to do, continue and finish the set, or be a pussy and a quitter?  ;D

If I shit my pants i'm stopping and heading for the showers
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: Adam Empire on October 27, 2006, 12:07:36 PM
I think it would be bad when some high school punks are fooling around and bump you during a set and you get injured.  I hate those frat lifters  - it's either arms or chest day - and either way they are screwing around...
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: BigWhoop on October 27, 2006, 12:11:33 PM
Sept 2001- My friend was working out in a gym room he had at his work. Then a plane flew into the building and thousands died. the gym was at the WTC.

True Story
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: fathead on October 27, 2006, 12:15:55 PM
Sept 2001- My friend was working out in a gym room he had at his work. Then a plane flew into the building and thousands died. the gym was at the WTC.

True Story

way to bumb me the fuck out dude.
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: efirkey on October 27, 2006, 12:21:49 PM
getting a noticeable erection while checking out the fitness babes
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: figgs on October 27, 2006, 12:23:30 PM
Don't be silly, Sir William. I am quite sure said photographer would stop snapping and quickly give you a hand.    They're photogs, not heartless animals, after all! :)

Oh really?
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: Dorian 01 on October 27, 2006, 01:05:41 PM
Sept 2001- My friend was working out in a gym room he had at his work. Then a plane flew into the building and thousands died. the gym was at the WTC.

True Story
But did he shit his pants?
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: BigWhoop on October 27, 2006, 01:10:45 PM
But did he shit his pants?
Dying while lifting is always worse than shitting your pants. Cause after you die, you shit your pants anyways...So yeah he did shit his pants.
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: anvil on October 27, 2006, 01:18:24 PM
Dying while lifting is always worse than shitting your pants. Cause after you die, you shit your pants anyways...So yeah he did shit his pants.

I shit my pants when I saw that picture.

Actually, having worked in a funeral home a few years back I can say that most don't actually shit themselves when they die.  Sometimes bowel muscles do release but not always.  File this under "shitty information no normal person should ever know"

Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: LASTREP72 on October 27, 2006, 01:36:11 PM
Oh really?
Now that's what I call deep squats - he someone post those pics that were up a while ago that showed his legs right after they pulled the weight off his back.
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: LASTREP72 on October 27, 2006, 01:38:06 PM
Oh really?
Now why would you squat in a safty rack without safty pins ???
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: 240 is Back on October 27, 2006, 01:44:22 PM
Actually, having worked in a funeral home a few years back I can say that most don't actually shit themselves when they die.  Sometimes bowel muscles do release but not always.  File this under "shitty information no normal person should ever know"

Did you ever have a really hot female corpse in there and just feel the need to sneak off for a moment... ?
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: Petrucci on October 27, 2006, 01:44:29 PM
and if you are super setting leg presses with squats(imagine this) , then you tear off both of your quads with 600 lbs falling on top of you, and while screaming like a little girl with the bar on top of you (and with a photographer taking pictures of your monster bad moment), you shit your pants?

that would be bad i think
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: anvil on October 27, 2006, 01:49:09 PM
Did you ever have a really hot female corpse in there and just feel the need to sneak off for a moment... ?

Never had any hot chicks.  Always old timers, except for the occasional suicide.  Damn, those were always a mess.  Those people at the coroner's office have some seroiusly brutal jobs...
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: jaejonna on October 27, 2006, 01:52:36 PM
Well whats even worst is the place the bodies go to before theyreach the morgue...aka the Medical Examiners Office (in NJ anyways). I took a class and went there ...it was disgusting to say the least.
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: nycbull on October 27, 2006, 01:56:17 PM
I was talking to a male nurse once, straight believe or not, and good looking, the girls crazy for him, anyway he told me in nursing school he was shown a women corpse that would have turned me straight, I was like now way, He said he still thinks about her, best looking woman he ever saw, so he says.  He was a religious freak though, told me to open myself to jesus and I would be straight, I told him I didn't want to change. He didn't know what to say.
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: Sculpter on October 27, 2006, 06:44:38 PM
Hmmmmm,...the day of your training is leg day.You decide your gonna have to get a personal best w/your heaviest weight for 1 of them balls to the wall 12-15 rep sets.1st 10 reps come & go, surprising your self at the ease you got them.11 & 12 give you quite a little more difficulty but you grind them out.13 & 14 are just hell on your system, so much so that you let a little fart go while forcing your body up on the 14th rep.Moment of truth, you will not settle for anything less than that 15th rep.You breathe deeply once & descend and,....dammit it if you don't get stuck in the bottom position!!!Only you in the gym & gym manager gone to the bathroom!Not only that but you now realise that little fart on that 14th rep was the sign that you were gonna develop a bad case of the runs!!!!
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: Hunter86 on November 14, 2006, 03:34:16 PM
Sept 2001- My friend was working out in a gym room he had at his work. Then a plane flew into the building and thousands died. the gym was at the WTC.

True Story

that shit is depressing
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: Hunter86 on November 14, 2006, 03:35:00 PM
I was talking to a male nurse once, straight believe or not, and good looking, the girls crazy for him, anyway he told me in nursing school he was shown a women corpse that would have turned me straight, I was like now way, He said he still thinks about her, best looking woman he ever saw, so he says.  He was a religious freak though, told me to open myself to jesus and I would be straight, I told him I didn't want to change. He didn't know what to say.

this story is fucked up, what kind of people are you surrounding yourself with?
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: akers1021 on November 14, 2006, 05:55:47 PM
Well this is easy....

Walking into the locker room after a workout and seeing 5-10 70 yr old men with there nuts hanging to the floor talking about WWII or some shit....

Basically ruins your appetite and desire to come back   ??? WTF is wrong with these people?
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while
Post by: Hunter86 on November 14, 2006, 08:17:59 PM
Well this is easy....

Walking into the locker room after a workout and seeing 5-10 70 yr old men with there nuts hanging to the floor talking about WWII or some shit....

Basically ruins your appetite and desire to come back   ??? WTF is wrong with these people?

true that akers and every gym has them, it's even worse when they check you out and compliment on your body.  And why the hell do they always seem to be naked? They show up in trench coats head straight to the locker and stand around naked in there for 1-2 hours
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while in
Post by: DIVISION on November 14, 2006, 08:22:43 PM

Someone dropping a 50lb. DB on your cock while you're doing behind the neck triceps extensions.





DIV
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while
Post by: Hunter86 on November 14, 2006, 08:25:38 PM
Someone dropping a 50lb. DB on your cock while you're doing behind the neck triceps extensions.

has this happened?



DIV
Title: Re: What do you guys think the worst possible thing that can happen to you while
Post by: DIVISION on November 14, 2006, 08:33:48 PM
has this happened?


Something like that has happened......

Keith (onlyme) told a story about that before.




DIV