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Title: What is your criteria
Post by: Butterbean on October 30, 2006, 06:07:38 AM
to consider someone an "alcoholic?"
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Clubber Lang on October 30, 2006, 06:32:07 AM
i think drinking lots of alcohol is an important one!
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Sculpter on October 30, 2006, 06:40:22 AM
When the alcohol starts to control the person of which you speak.I know a few guys that tell me they cannot step foot in a bar for just a beer or 2.After that 2nd beer they "need" more!Also have known a few ppl. that will let the booze take them away from spending time w/their family,miss important functions/appointments,etc.When you start to miss out on life & it's commitments just to sit back w/the bottle it's time to get your self some help!
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Dos Equis on October 30, 2006, 08:03:40 AM
Drinking every day, whatever the amount. 

Drinking in the morning. 

Regular binge drinking. 
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Hugo Chavez on October 30, 2006, 08:09:58 AM
Drinking every day, whatever the amount.  But but but... My doc said a glass of wine a day is good for me, so I always have a few at dinner.


Drinking in the morning.  But what if you don't drink at night???  Drinking in the morning is great, you don't have any ill effects to wake up from... I down a fifth by noon and it's all good by evening ;D


Regular binge drinking.  I never dring binges so I'm cool ;D
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Bigger Business on October 30, 2006, 08:10:53 AM
What sculpter said about missing things because you'd rather drink. That being said Ive missed alot of stuff because I had to work out or eat etc.

when you drink alone regularly is another sign
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Hugo Chavez on October 30, 2006, 08:22:28 AM
What sculpter said about missing things because you'd rather drink. That being said Ive missed alot of stuff because I had to work out or eat etc.

when you drink alone regularly is another sign
Ah hell.... But drinking with other people only ever gets me in trouble...
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Cavalier22 on October 30, 2006, 09:05:44 AM
alcoholic is someone who is physically dependent on alcohol

that leaves out a lot of other people who's live are ruined by alcohol
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: K-1 on October 30, 2006, 09:06:36 AM
Here are some good warnings you are an alkie

- When you have a flask (beverage of choice inside) with you 24/7-365 days a week.
- When you ride around with an ice cooler in your front seat with the seat belt on it.
- When your name and the phrase "that dude/chick STAYS faded" is used in the same sentence.
- When you have "I'm busy getting my drink on right now, please call back later!" on your vmail.
- When you have a bar at home with ZERO alcohol available.  ;D

Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Clubber Lang on October 31, 2006, 06:35:35 AM
i think part of the criteria is forgetting how to operate your IM >:(
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Butterbean on October 31, 2006, 06:41:18 AM
i think part of the criteria is forgetting how to operate your IM >:(
LOL  I wondered why I hadn't heard from you in a few days :'(
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Clubber Lang on October 31, 2006, 06:43:48 AM
so howd the party go ;D
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Hedgehog on October 31, 2006, 08:53:43 AM
When you feel a need to drink to function socially.

YIP
Zack
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: BayGBM on October 31, 2006, 08:56:19 AM
Drinking every day, whatever the amount. 

Drinking in the morning. 

Regular binge drinking. 

Any of the above.
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on October 31, 2006, 08:59:55 AM
to consider someone an "alcoholic?"

See all of Berserkers political posts.......he's got the ramblings of an alcoholic...a la; Ted Kennedy :D!
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Butterbean on October 31, 2006, 10:05:20 AM
so howd the party go ;D

It was fun.  We "relocated" the column first thing so no one would get hurt :)
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Clubber Lang on October 31, 2006, 10:18:57 AM
did you maintain the vertical integrity of the column throughout the process ;D
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Butterbean on October 31, 2006, 10:22:47 AM
did you maintain the vertical integrity of the column throughout the process ;D

EVerything worked out fine >:( 
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Clubber Lang on October 31, 2006, 10:23:44 AM
:angel smiley:
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Butterbean on October 31, 2006, 10:28:26 AM
:angel smiley:
ahahahahaha!  uh huh ;D
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Clubber Lang on October 31, 2006, 10:32:37 AM
moving right along

i think you are an alcoholic the moment part of you doesnt want to drink and you continue to drink.

someone on vacation drinking every morning noon and night for 2 weeks may not be an alcoholic cause they dont drink for another 50 weeks

someone who has a glass of wine every second day despite his or her intentions to not drink that often can be
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 01, 2006, 04:29:58 AM
does anyone think keeping a mickey of canadian club under your pillow counts ?
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Hugo Chavez on November 01, 2006, 04:32:18 AM
See all of Berserkers political posts.......he's got the ramblings of an alcoholic...a la; Ted Kennedy :D!
;D
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: JasonH on November 01, 2006, 04:56:12 AM
Someone is an alcoholic when they can't get through the day without having a drink.

I'm pretty sure my boss at work is like that - he literally eats nothing all day but goes to the pub religiously to have a few pints - every day without fail.

Not a healthy way to live.  :-\
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Jean Francois on November 01, 2006, 05:11:15 AM
Of course my friends Jean Francois is an alcoholic

it's no secret that I am always looking for another beer and of course the ass. As I write to you these things I am of course drunk and I fit every criteria above this post yet no matter what I do I remain to be the most beautiful man ever created and thats all about it.




I am










drunk










and














I am
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 02, 2006, 10:08:33 AM
8 ?
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Deedee on November 02, 2006, 10:16:39 AM
"When one is too many, and forty are not enough"
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 02, 2006, 10:19:23 AM
theres gotta be a newfie joke in there somewhere ;D
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Deedee on November 02, 2006, 10:21:39 AM
theres gotta be a newfie joke in there somewhere ;D

LOL!!!  ;D
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 02, 2006, 10:24:43 AM
i think i caught your cold  :'(
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Deedee on November 02, 2006, 10:32:10 AM
i think i caught your cold  :'(

Oh NO sugar-pie!!!  :'(

Are you at home in bed, where you should be?
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 02, 2006, 10:50:41 AM
yeah, the pulpless oj is on its way :P
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Deedee on November 02, 2006, 10:54:10 AM
yeah, the pulpless oj is on its way :P

Well, I hope it's just a cold and not meningitis... or bubonic plague... or the dreaded flesh eating disease... do you have any tingling in your fingertips?  Can you still feel your legs?  :P
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 02, 2006, 10:56:39 AM
i was feelin my third one till that post >:(
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Deedee on November 02, 2006, 11:06:37 AM
i was feelin my third one till that post >:(

Sorry pookie-poo face. Maybe you'll feel better after a soothing warm-water enema.  :)
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 02, 2006, 11:12:23 AM
that do something for ya :D
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Deedee on November 02, 2006, 11:17:05 AM
that do something for ya :D

I thought you wanted to play doctor  >:(  ???
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 02, 2006, 11:22:04 AM
actually i wanted to play my favourite game, its called frankie say relax ;)
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Deedee on November 02, 2006, 11:33:03 AM
I thought you were supposed to be "sick."  >:(
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 02, 2006, 11:35:04 AM
im sure some people would think what i plan on doing is :-*
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Deedee on November 02, 2006, 11:42:31 AM
Does it require rohypnol or massive quantities of alcohol?  :)
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 02, 2006, 12:09:52 PM
thats not how i roll, besides most girls get excited about seeing if they are up to the challange after seeing what i plan on doing it with :)
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: buffbodz on November 02, 2006, 12:47:37 PM
"When one is too many, and forty are not enough"
theres gotta be a newfie joke in there somewhere ;D

Nope just AA ramblings.  I know.    Easy does it.....One day at a time......Keep it simple stupid (KISS)...Friends of Bill W... dam you get a bumpersticker at every meeting.
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Faust on November 02, 2006, 01:28:25 PM
Does it require rohypnol or massive quantities of alcohol?  :)

Relax, some poppers should do.

If you want more info on that, contact goatboy.
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 02, 2006, 02:38:12 PM
Relax, some poppers should do.

If you want more info on that, contact goatboy.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

to witness goatboy being thrown out of the closet perm first:

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=104501.0
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: Camel Jockey on November 02, 2006, 04:57:12 PM
When you feel a need to drink to function socially.

YIP
Zack

I think that's it. I know this one dude who drinks black label right when he gets up. He claims he needs a steady flow of alcohol to function regularly through the day, and during the night he binges on it. Dude's liver will be fucking gone in a few years.
Title: Re: What is your criteria
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 02, 2006, 11:10:47 PM
its different for younger than older peeps. I get drung maybe 3-4 times a week... have a drink most nights... But if your older and do that it just aint right!