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Title: yo momma jokes
Post by: jumpstart on November 03, 2006, 10:31:26 PM
anyone knows of any good ones?
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Post by: Bigger Business on November 03, 2006, 11:22:44 PM
your mamma's so old her memories are in black and white!  >:(
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Post by: gtbro1 on November 04, 2006, 12:28:42 AM
Your mama so fat,after I banged her I rolled over twice..and I was still on top of her.
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Post by: Royalty on November 04, 2006, 10:29:40 AM
Your family is so fat I threw a rock through your window and it hit eveyone in the house.
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Post by: danielson on November 04, 2006, 10:33:50 AM
Your mommas so fat, she went to the playground and played see-saw with Candidate.
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Post by: Sljck-NjnjaRjder on November 04, 2006, 10:39:26 AM
Yo Momma so fat....she wore a red dress and everyone started to yell "YO, KOOLAID!"

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Post by: Debussey on November 04, 2006, 10:41:38 AM
Yo moma is so fat that she gave Earl1972 his first lay a few years ago.
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Post by: xpac2 on November 04, 2006, 11:02:47 AM
yo momma's so old she remembers when yo momma jokes were actually funny
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Post by: Hulkster on November 04, 2006, 11:51:14 AM
Yo Momma's so fat her belt size is the equator
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Post by: gtbro1 on November 04, 2006, 10:18:19 PM


Your mama so fat,she jumped up into the air and got stuck!
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Post by: Dos Equis on November 04, 2006, 10:23:02 PM
From the movie Bebe's Kids: 

Yo momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback was change.

Yo momma's so stupid they told her it was chilly outside so she went and got a bowl.   
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Post by: 240 is Back on November 04, 2006, 10:30:11 PM
yo mama's so fat she fell in love...






















...and broke it.
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Post by: the shadow on November 05, 2006, 12:03:36 AM
some of you got these jokes from nutty professor 1 when eddie murphy starts dissin that other guy...lol
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Post by: danielson on November 05, 2006, 12:04:57 AM
Quote from: the shadow on November 05, 2006, 12:03:36 AM
some of you got these jokes from nutty professor 1 when eddie murphy starts dissin that other guy...lol

I made mine up, even if it is dumb, its mine bitch 8)
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Post by: gtbro1 on November 05, 2006, 01:07:42 AM
I stole mine from Larry the cable guy.
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Post by: Big Worm on November 05, 2006, 02:05:59 PM
Quote from: jumpstart on November 03, 2006, 10:31:26 PM
anyone knows of any good ones?
YO MOMMA'S SOOOOOOO HOT..........








  STAN McQuay...........FUCKED HER INSTEAD OF YOU !!!!!!! ;D
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Post by: Oldschool Flip on November 06, 2006, 03:57:53 AM
Your momma is so fat, her picture weighs 10lbs.
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Post by: gtbro1 on November 12, 2006, 06:39:29 PM
Yo mama so dumb, in high school when her English teacher told her to do an Essay, she went out and f#cked a Mexican.
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Post by: Jr. Yates on November 12, 2006, 07:58:40 PM
Quote from: danielson on November 04, 2006, 10:33:50 AM
Your mommas so fat, she went to the playground and played see-saw with Candidate.
aaaaaaaahahahaha!