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Title: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 07, 2006, 10:03:09 PM
 I first though of posting this in the Sex Board, but since this has a lot m ore to do with love than sex, I think it's more appropriate to post it here.

  Anyway, t's true. I'm deeply in love with her. She's beautiful, with an absurdly symmetrical face, perfect and feminine, delicate, gracile facial features. But what made me fall in love with her was an interview I saw the other day. The interview lasted for about an hour, and I was stunned by how sweet, nurturing and feminine her personality is. Wow! A beautiful and feminine girl who's truly gentle, nurturing. :-* How rare is that for a girl these days! Dhe almost strikes me ads one of those girly girls from the 1950s, still not spoiled by the nazi femi-butches. Considering that she has a one in a million face, a one in a million body and a one in a million personality, the statistical probability of me ever finding a girl like that in "real" life is one in a quintillion. In other words: it just won't happen. Although I have no delusion sof getting a girl like Alba, I can still dream. So, here, is a photographic tribute to this lovely girl!

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 07, 2006, 10:05:37 PM
  A perfect, sinewy body with the face of an angel! Look at the gracile jaw line, the silky hair and spotless complexion! It's testament to her awesome genes and abundance of estradiol! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 07, 2006, 10:08:38 PM

  Jessica:"Can we go to your place after this, honey?"

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 07, 2006, 10:10:43 PM
  "Was it as good for you as it was for me...?"

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 07, 2006, 10:13:23 PM
  She's so frail, pale and delicate! It brings out my most perverse male instincts!

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 07, 2006, 10:15:15 PM
  What a classy, elegant young lady! Not a whore! I could bring her home to meet mommy! :D

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: The Night Stalker on November 07, 2006, 10:16:25 PM
You Mr Sucking Muscles need to masterbate your penis. You are too honrny tonight.
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 07, 2006, 10:17:32 PM

  "Jessica, save that for our wedding night!" >:(

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 07, 2006, 10:21:46 PM
  The symmetry and femininity of her face is just incredible! Look at how small her jaw is and how big her eyes are! These are the prime signs of a girl possesed of superb genes and progesterone bursting out from all of her pores! The epitome of femininity! :D

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 07, 2006, 10:24:41 PM
  Another one of her face. What a little angel...

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on November 07, 2006, 10:40:40 PM
she is 100% vastly overrated.
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: Dos Equis on November 07, 2006, 11:34:03 PM
And the only major turnoff for you is she isn't 13 years old. 
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: Euro-monster on November 08, 2006, 02:39:57 AM
She looks a bit "down faced " to me...sorry...
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: JasonH on November 08, 2006, 03:37:12 AM
Yeah, what's with the long face/

She is prety nice, but I've seen better.

I can relate to your feelings thoug - I remember when American Idol was showing earlier this year I was madly in love with Katherine McPhee - almost love at first sight if that's the best way to describe it. I wonder what she's doing now?
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: Jr. Yates on November 08, 2006, 10:58:58 AM
she is 100% vastly overrated.
i think so, still hot though.
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: lilwoday09smb on November 08, 2006, 12:07:26 PM
i love this pic, i know the tats are fake but man she looks good with em

Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 08, 2006, 12:09:14 PM
thats too bad suckmymuscle, with your attitude towards women youll never get anywhere near a chick like that (unless yer rich)
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: 24KT on November 08, 2006, 12:14:00 PM
thats too bad suckmymuscle, with your attitude towards women youll never get anywhere near a chick like that (unless yer rich)

Considering what I know of Jessica Alba personally, ...being rich wouldn't be of much help to him at all.
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: Diesel1 on November 08, 2006, 12:17:32 PM
Yeah, what's with the long face/

She is prety nice, but I've seen better.

I can relate to your feelings thoug - I remember when American Idol was showing earlier this year I was madly in love with Katherine McPhee - almost love at first sight if that's the best way to describe it. I wonder what she's doing now?

Yeah she is fucking beautiful

"I wonder what she's doing now?"

At this very moment she's sucking my cock  8)

Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: lilwoday09smb on November 08, 2006, 12:18:57 PM
her b/f is an average joe
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 08, 2006, 01:01:41 PM
  A beautiful, feminine girl who's stylish and sophisticated yet also simple and wholesome. She strikes as one of those girls from the 1950s, who don't exist anymore due to the femicun.ts. Marriage material! :D

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 08, 2006, 01:03:21 PM
  There she is, taking a look at me while I'm washing my car shirtless... ;)

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 08, 2006, 01:04:26 PM
im sure goatboy will give the rejects a good home ;D
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: Diesel1 on November 08, 2006, 01:06:22 PM
  A beautiful, feminine girl who's stylish and sophisticated yet also simple and wholesome. She strikes as one of those girls from the 1950s, who don't exist anymore due to the femicun.ts. Marriage material! :D

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Is she mixed race?
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 08, 2006, 01:07:41 PM
  Small jaw line, clear complexion, large eyes and full lips: the marks of a girl who's a estradiol and progesterone factory! And look at the absurd symmetrical perfection of her features! Her face is the body equivalent of Wheeler's! ;)

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 08, 2006, 01:09:51 PM
  How classy! But don't show too much cleavage, or you'll start looking like a whore! >:(

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 08, 2006, 01:11:04 PM
  Another one of her healthy bosom! Damn! :P

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: Diesel1 on November 08, 2006, 01:12:09 PM
 Small jaw line, clear complexion, large eyes and full lips: the marks of a girl who's a estradiol and progesterone factory! And look at the absurd symmetrical perfection of her features! Her face is the body equivalent of Wheeler's! ;)

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you haven't answered my question, is she mixed race?
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 08, 2006, 01:13:39 PM
  A face beyond critique! Look at the symmetry, the lines and cheek bones! Wow! :D

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 08, 2006, 01:15:21 PM
  Another one which reveals her incredible style and sophistication. She shows the form of her body, but in a classy way that befits true lady! ;)

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: Man of Steel on November 08, 2006, 01:17:24 PM
I could eat her ass for a day and a half.
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 08, 2006, 01:19:07 PM
  We're back to 1953! Why can't girls these days be so well dressed? Damn, she looks so...healthy!* :P ;)

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 08, 2006, 01:23:20 PM
  Long legs, wide hips, healthy bosom and soft skin! Hyper-femininity anyone? :P ;)

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: ieffinhatecardio on November 08, 2006, 01:26:12 PM
Alba is certainly a piece of ass but Salma Hayek always did it for me.

Hayek's body is proof that God is a man. He created it to be violated in the most pleasurable ways.

Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 08, 2006, 01:26:58 PM
  "Baby, come to bed. A woman has needs..." :P :P :P :P :P ;)

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: lilwoday09smb on November 08, 2006, 01:27:30 PM
hairy arms and a huge chin, she dosent do it for me
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: ieffinhatecardio on November 08, 2006, 01:30:40 PM
hairy arms and a huge chin, she dosent do it for me

I can understand you not liking her but looking at that picture you're focusing on the hair on her arms and her chin?
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 08, 2006, 01:31:37 PM
  Jessica teaches girls how to dress sexy but without looking like a tart. Style 101! :D

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 08, 2006, 01:36:40 PM
  Dams, even when wearing nothing but lingerie, the girl knows exactly how to display her best features. Who am I kidding? She has no bad ones! ;)

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: Diesel1 on November 08, 2006, 01:39:03 PM
see through

(http://i14.tinypic.com/2edtuhi.jpg)
(http://i14.tinypic.com/30rv3vp.jpg)
(http://i13.tinypic.com/2njesmx.jpg)
(http://i13.tinypic.com/473oi9h.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: 24KT on November 08, 2006, 04:43:56 PM
Deisel,
Jessica Alba is mixed, Mexican, Dutch, French, ...as for SMM's musings on her personality...
...well, let's just say I'll let the guy have his fantasies.  ;D
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: onlyme on November 08, 2006, 08:33:50 PM
She's hot from all angles
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 08, 2006, 08:45:38 PM
that

thats nice
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: the shadow on November 09, 2006, 07:04:23 AM
awesome pics sucky..its nice too see that you got your head out from yates ass..nice to see the change in you
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: Hugo Chavez on November 09, 2006, 07:11:37 AM
Alba is certainly a piece of ass but Salma Hayek always did it for me.

Hayek's body is proof that God is a man. He created it to be violated in the most pleasurable ways.


OH OH OH OH ;D AHHHHHHHHh!!!!  whooops :P
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: pumpster on November 09, 2006, 08:01:46 AM
Quote
its nice too see that you got your head out from yates ass..nice to see the change in you
Same obsessiveness. I smell restraining orders.
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: Diesel1 on November 09, 2006, 08:29:09 AM
Deisel,
Jessica Alba is mixed, Mexican, Dutch, French, ...as for SMM's musings on her personality...
...well, let's just say I'll let the guy have his fantasies.  ;D

Thanks Judi.

So you're saying that she's a girls girl so to speak
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: JPM on November 09, 2006, 08:46:43 AM
If you want to find out information on different famous or near famous people (past & present) than go to NNDB.com.

 Alba has that cute, sexy and exotic look all in one fine tight(!) package. I know some fool is going to ask if she works out....but who the **** really cares. Just enjoy.  Don't know why, but Angelina Jolie never did it for me. Thought she looked like she could polish a trailer hitch with those lips. She's getting older and it's starting to show. As was said before, Salma Hayek is one fine dish.  Lebanese and Spanish is a good combo. I would like to take that combo to go, please.

Anyone out and about in SOCal, than check out some of the malls like the Beverly Center, Orange Coast Plaza, Newport Fashion Island, Mission Valley, Century City,etc.  Drop dead gorgeous women by the dozens.
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 10, 2006, 10:45:57 AM
  She stated in Cosmo that she finds uncircumcised men a major turn off


         :)

  Men have stated to you, in life, that they find your face a major turn-off - seriously, "Flower", you are one ugly bitch. :)

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 10, 2006, 10:47:43 AM
well, let's just say I'll let the guy have his fantasies.  ;D

  Like your fantasies that Cleopatra was Black? ;)

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: Jr. Yates on November 10, 2006, 11:02:10 AM
that

thats nice
well said clubber. well said.
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: blinky on November 11, 2006, 01:28:59 PM
enjoy  ;)

http://www.allthepink.com/album.php?id=9
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: Camel Jockey on November 11, 2006, 07:32:26 PM
throw some spanish/asian/black and whatever in a blender and you got alba! although a pheno like her is like a million to one.
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: 24KT on November 12, 2006, 08:35:37 PM
Thanks Judi.

So you're saying that she's a girls girl so to speak

I'm saying she's a thoroughly modern woman who knows what she wants, speaks her mind, and doesn't take shit from any one... let alone someone who doesn't pee sitting down.  If you're in need of a good castration, she'll give it to you without any problems. If that makes her a girl's girl, ...then so be it.  ;)
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: 24KT on November 12, 2006, 08:39:07 PM
Anyone out and about in SOCal, than check out some of the malls like the Beverly Center, Orange Coast Plaza, Newport Fashion Island, Mission Valley, Century City,etc.  Drop dead gorgeous women by the dozens.

Screw the women! (I meant that figuratively) There's some good shopping to be done in those malls.  :D
I think I wore the strip off my Amex card at the Beverly Centre.
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: Jr. Yates on November 12, 2006, 09:21:19 PM
Screw the women! (I meant that figuratively) There's some good shopping to be done in those malls.  :D
I think I wore the strip off my Amex card at the Beverly Centre.
haha! i bet!
Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on July 03, 2007, 08:44:05 PM
  Well, I just saw the "Fantastic Four" the other day, and what can I say? My love for Jessica continues to be strong as ever. I ma now convinced that the blond highlights worked for her. She's the most beautiful woman in the World. Here's her as the femme fatale. :P

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on July 03, 2007, 08:46:31 PM
  In the cover of another film: Sin City. What stud wouldn't want to be farm where this cowgirl works? :-*

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on July 03, 2007, 08:48:23 PM
  She can tie me up any day she wants! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on July 03, 2007, 08:53:31 PM
  Blond hair obviously works for her. Here she is proving that she looks gorgeousnot only in simple clothes and without make-up, but also dressed up and being glamorous!

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: suckmymuscle on July 03, 2007, 08:56:30 PM
  The silky hair and delicate features reveals her abundance of estrogen; the symmetry of her features reveals the astounding quality of her genes. Look at those long, silky, soft legs! :P

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Title: Re: I'm In Love With Jessica Alba.
Post by: pumpster on July 03, 2007, 10:10:36 PM
Definitely got that spanish thing happenin, along with the innocent look. A lighter skinned Beyonce.