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F-Michigan
Go BUCKS
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says,
"Wannahear a Michigan joke?"
The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know
something I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am a Michigan Graduate. The guy
sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is a Michigan Graduate. The
guy right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. and he is also a Michigan
Graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?"
The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to
explain it three times"
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It was reported that the Michigan Football Coach Lloyd Carr will only
be dressing 20 players for the Ohio State game this Saturday...the rest
of the players will have to dress themselves!
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Did you hear that the University of Michigan library burned to the
ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed.... the
football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn't colored in two of
the books yet!
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What's the only sign of intelligent life in Ann Arbor? Columbus 187 Miles
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What does the average University of Michigan student get on his SAT? Drool
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How do you get a Michigan Graduate off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza
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Four college Alumni were climbing a mountain one day: An OSU grad, a
Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed
to be the most loyal fan of their alma mater. As they climbed higher,
they argued as to which of them was the most loyal of all. They
continued to argue all the way to the top when the Notre Dame grad hurled
himself off the mountainside shouting, "This is for the fighting Irish!"
Not wanting to be out done, the Penn State grad threw himself off the
mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!" Seeing this, the
OSU grad walked over and shouted, "This is for the Buckeyes!" and pushed
the Michigan grad off the mountain.
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What did the Michigan grad say to the OSU grad?
"Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order please?"
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A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and smile, gave him a
broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store."
"But, I'm a Michigan graduate," the young man replied indignantly,
"I even played football there!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me
the broom, I better show you how."
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Two Michigan football players were hootin' and hollerin' while
partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating.
The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle
and it only took them two months. "Two months?!" exclaimed the
bartender. The Wolverine proudly replied,
"Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years!"
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A Wolverine football player was almost killed today in a tragic
horseback riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly
trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out an
unplugged the horse just in time.
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A little boy and his mother were walking through a Michigan cemetery
when they came upon a headstone that read:
"Here lies a Michigan - graduate and a good man."
The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why did they
bury two people in there?"
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Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking
about the new rivalry starting with Jim taking over as the
OSU head coach. As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the
sand. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie's lamp.
"Who disturbs me?" asked the genie.
Jim and Lloyd both say they did it.
"You will each get one wish," said the genie.
Lloyd offers to go first. "I want an impenetrable wall built around
the entire state of Michigan so that none of those stupid Ohioans can
ever get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high, and I
want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!
The genie grants the wish to Lloyd and his is instantly whisked away
to his new paradise.
The genie now tells Jim he'll grant him one wish.
Jim says, "Fill it up with water."
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Why is ice no longer available at Michigan football games?
Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated.
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What are the three longest years of a Michigan football player's life?
His freshman year!
Go Bucks!!
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F-Michigan
Go BUCKS
I think the Buckeyes are a better team, but isn't the game @ Michigan?
If so, I'll take Michigan by six.
Ohio has a lead most of the game but has a late turnover or Michigan finds a way to score the go ahead TD.
I just have a feeling the underdog teams wins this.
DIV
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F-Michigan
Go BUCKS
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says,
"Wannahear a Michigan joke?"
The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know
something I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am a Michigan Graduate. The guy
sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is a Michigan Graduate. The
guy right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. and he is also a Michigan
Graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?"
The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to
explain it three times"
~~~~
It was reported that the Michigan Football Coach Lloyd Carr will only
be dressing 20 players for the Ohio State game this Saturday...the rest
of the players will have to dress themselves!
~~~~
Did you hear that the University of Michigan library burned to the
ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed.... the
football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn't colored in two of
the books yet!
~~~! ~
What's the only sign of intelligent life in Ann Arbor? Columbus 187 Miles
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What does the average University of Michigan student get on his SAT? Drool
~~~~
How do you get a Michigan Graduate off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza
~~~~
Four college Alumni were climbing a mountain one day: An OSU grad, a
Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed
to be the most loyal fan of their alma mater. As they climbed higher,
they argued as to which of them was the most loyal of all. They
continued to argue all the way to the top when the Notre Dame grad hurled
himself off the mountainside shouting, "This is for the fighting Irish!"
Not wanting to be out done, the Penn State grad threw himself off the
mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!" Seeing this, the
OSU grad walked over and shouted, "This is for the Buckeyes!" and pushed
the Michigan grad off the mountain.
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What did the Michigan grad say to the OSU grad?
"Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order please?"
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A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and smile, gave him a
broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store."
"But, I'm a Michigan graduate," the young man replied indignantly,
"I even played football there!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me
the broom, I better show you how."
~~~~
Two Michigan football players were hootin' and hollerin' while
partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating.
The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle
and it only took them two months. "Two months?!" exclaimed the
bartender. The Wolverine proudly replied,
"Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years!"
~~~~
A Wolverine football player was almost killed today in a tragic
horseback riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly
trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out an
unplugged the horse just in time.
~~~~
A little boy and his mother were walking through a Michigan cemetery
when they came upon a headstone that read:
"Here lies a Michigan - graduate and a good man."
The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why did they
bury two people in there?"
~~~~
Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking
about the new rivalry starting with Jim taking over as the
OSU head coach. As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the
sand. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie's lamp.
"Who disturbs me?" asked the genie.
Jim and Lloyd both say they did it.
"You will each get one wish," said the genie.
Lloyd offers to go first. "I want an impenetrable wall built around
the entire state of Michigan so that none of those stupid Ohioans can
ever get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high, and I
want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!
The genie grants the wish to Lloyd and his is instantly whisked away
to his new paradise.
The genie now tells Jim he'll grant him one wish.
Jim says, "Fill it up with water."
~~~~
Why is ice no longer available at Michigan football games?
Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated.
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What are the three longest years of a Michigan football player's life?
His freshman year!
Go Bucks!!
Did you go to Ohio State? My guess is no.
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Rutgers Owns College Football right now ....hahahahhah
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I think the Buckeyes are a better team, but isn't the game @ Michigan?
If so, I'll take Michigan by six.
Ohio has a lead most of the game but has a late turnover or Michigan finds a way to score the go ahead TD.
I just have a feeling the underdog teams wins this.
DIV
The game is in Ohio. Ironically, those jokes are terrible considering Michigan is one of the top 15 universities in the country.
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The game is at the Shoe!!!!
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The game is in Ohio. Ironically, those jokes are terrible considering Michigan is one of the top 15 universities in the country.
If it's @ Ohio, then they need to guard against the letdown.
I'll take Ohio state by 14 points -or- Michigan by 4 in the upset.
It's a matter of which team shows up and which doesn't.
DIV
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If it's @ Ohio, then they need to guard against the letdown.
I'll take Ohio state by 14 points -or- Michigan by 4 in the upset.
It's a matter of which team shows up and which doesn't.
DIV
Do you really think either team won't show up? It's the biggest game outside of the national championship in a decade. The best rivalry in sports, 1 vs 2, and a trip to the title game on the line. Anyway, I'm going with Ohio State, but it can go either way.
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Do you really think either team won't show up? It's the biggest game outside of the national championship in a decade. The best rivalry in sports, 1 vs 2, and a trip to the title game on the line. Anyway, I'm going with Ohio State, but it can go either way.
The best rivalry in sports is Red Sox Yankess. But this is the best rivalry in college sports. This game could go either way like you said.
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The best rivalry in sports is Red Sox Yankess. But this is the best rivalry in college sports. This game could go either way like you said.
I'm a Yankees fan and a Notre Dame fan and I still think is the best rivalry in sports. This game is played once a year with a lot on the line usually. Half the time the Red Sox aren't doing shit so who cares. Just another team the Yanks whoop up on until recently. Now, they hang around until July when they decided to stop trying and go back to being the mediocre team they are.
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I'm a Yankees fan and a Notre Dame fan and I still think is the best rivalry in sports. This game is played once a year with a lot on the line usually. Half the time the Red Sox aren't doing shit so who cares. Just another team the Yanks whoop up on until recently. Now, they hang around until July when they decided to stop trying and go back to being the mediocre team they are.
Oh brother you are an idiot. Before the entire starting lineup was out they led the Yankees all year. The yankees have not done shit in years. They are a choke squad. Look at 04 lol. That huge advantage you have on all of basbeall with that gigantic payroll aint workin :-\ How bought them tigers lol. Yankees choke again. At least the sox could chalk it up to injuries. The Yankees just got spanked by a much less talented team ahahahaha.
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Oh brother you are an idiot. How bought them tigers lol.
I had amnesia during the last 6 years, coincidentally it was during the playoffs every year. ;D
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Do you really think either team won't show up? It's the biggest game outside of the national championship in a decade. The best rivalry in sports, 1 vs 2, and a trip to the title game on the line. Anyway, I'm going with Ohio State, but it can go either way.
It's possible that one team doesn't show up.
Because it's at Ohio, I tend to think they'll win but it will be close either way no matter who wins....
....unless one team doesn't show up and that is where the two scenarios come in to play.
DIV
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It's possible that one team doesn't show up.
Because it's at Ohio, I tend to think they'll win but it will be close either way no matter who wins....
....unless one team doesn't show up and that is where the two scenarios come in to play.
DIV
There is no way in hell that one team won't show up. This game has been talked about for almost 2 months now. The winner GOES to the championship game. Do you really think these guys don't know what's at stake?
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There is no way in hell that one team won't show up. This game has been talked about for almost 2 months now. The winner GOES to the championship game. Do you really think these guys don't know what's at stake?
These are college kids, bro.
Some as young as 18.
It's very possible that a mental mistake or two might happen, or some kids might be intimidate by the situation (esp Michigan) playing on the road.
It's not the NFL.
DIV
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The game is in Ohio. Ironically, those jokes are terrible considering Michigan is one of the top 15 universities in the country.
http://www.usnews.com/usnews/edu/college/rankings/brief/t1natudoc_brief.php
Mich is ranked 24th, OSU is ranked 57th.
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http://www.usnews.com/usnews/edu/college/rankings/brief/t1natudoc_brief.php
Mich is ranked 24th, OSU is ranked 57th.
Wowzorz, thanks for proving my assumption wrong. They were higher recently, although I could care less seeing as I've never gone to either school, let alone seen their campus.
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http://www.usnews.com/usnews/edu/college/rankings/brief/t1natudoc_brief.php
Mich is ranked 24th, OSU is ranked 57th.
Paul,
Only you would research that shit and come back with the findings. :D
You biochemistry majors are always so technical.
Do me a favor and find out how much more Fluoxymesterone's triple blonded molecular structure makes it harder for the liver to process than other standard 17-Alpha Alkylated orals.
Thanks.
DIV
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Paul,
Only you would research that shit and come back with the findings. :D
You biochemistry majors are always so technical.
Do me a favor and find out how much more Fluoxymesterone's triple blonded molecular structure makes it harder for the liver to process than other standard 17-Alpha Alkylated orals.
Thanks.
DIV
The lengths some retards will go to on this site to prove a meaningless point. ::)
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Paul,
Only you would research that shit and come back with the findings. :D
You biochemistry majors are always so technical.
Do me a favor and find out how much more Fluoxymesterone's triple blonded molecular structure makes it harder for the liver to process than other standard 17-Alpha Alkylated orals.
Thanks.
DIV
I was Biophysics, not biochem. I also work at OSU now. We all already know all the rankings crap because it gets thrown around by everyone here that is from Michigan.
About the game, I think if Mich's front 7 shut down Pittman and make OSU one dimensional on offense, they have a pretty good shot at taking it. Carr has lost 4 of the last 5, so Mich's emotions will be running high. Smith has played well against Mich in the past, though, and will be very confident in the pocket. It's gonna be a great game one way or another.
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Wowzorz, thanks for proving my assumption wrong. They were higher recently, although I could care less seeing as I've never gone to either school, let alone seen their campus.
If you come down to OSU we'll have to cruise high street. Around 1am the ladies are looking great.
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I was Biophysics, not biochem. I also work at OSU now. We all already know all the rankings crap because it gets thrown around by everyone here that is from Michigan.
About the game, I think if Mich's front 7 shut down Pittman and make OSU one dimensional on offense, they have a pretty good shot at taking it. Carr has lost 4 of the last 5, so Mich's emotions will be running high. Smith has played well against Mich in the past, though, and will be very confident in the pocket. It's gonna be a great game one way or another.
I expect Michigan to shut down Pittman without much of a problem but I also expect OSU to do the same to Hart and Co. Going to come down to who gets the lucky break, in my opinion.
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If you come down to OSU we'll have to cruise high street. Around 1am the ladies are looking great.
Yes, I've heard the women there are quite HOT. ;D
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I expect Michigan to shut down Pittman without much of a problem but I also expect OSU to do the same to Hart and Co. Going to come down to who gets the lucky break, in my opinion.
You're probably right. It could very well come down to whether or not Ginn makes that one big play or Manningham catches that one big pass.
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You're probably right. It could very well come down to whether or not Ginn makes that one big play or Manningham catches that one big pass.
Either way, I'm PUMPED. Cal plays USC this weekend, too. What a week for college football.
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Either way, I'm PUMPED. Cal plays USC this weekend, too. What a week for college football.
That's gonna be a huge game. If USC wins and then loses to Notre Dame, ND could weasel their way into the BCS National Championship game. Arkansas is in a pretty good spot also. If they beat Florida in the SEC championship, they could get the bid also. I'm not sure who else can hang with OSU or Mich right now though.
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That's gonna be a huge game. If USC wins and then loses to Notre Dame, ND could weasel their way into the BCS National Championship game. Arkansas is in a pretty good spot also. If they beat Florida in the SEC championship, they could get the bid also. I'm not sure who else can hang with OSU or Mich right now though.
Yeah, I'm a Notre Dame fan but I really don't see them beating either team. I thought Cal stood a chance until last week but I've been thinking that Arkansas might stand the best shot. They've been playing almost flawless football since the first game. McFadden is a beast.
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These are college kids, bro.
Some as young as 18.
It's very possible that a mental mistake or two might happen, or some kids might be intimidate by the situation (esp Michigan) playing on the road.
It's not the NFL.
DIV
These kids are in school to make money for the University and to win. There are some that are actually there for an education (Troy Smith has already graduated), but for the most part, they are there to play football or basketball. Ohio State has a 7'0" center named Greg Oden. He is supposed to be AMAZING (he's out until January). Do you think he would be at school if the NBA didn't have an age limit? We have him for a few months, then he turns pro.
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These are college kids, bro.
Some as young as 18.
It's very possible that a mental mistake or two might happen, or some kids might be intimidate by the situation (esp Michigan) playing on the road.
It's not the NFL.
DIV
Not showing up and making a mental mistake are two different things. Not showing up generally means you don't even want to be there playing the game. Mental mistakes happen on all levels, even the NFL, so you're making a pretty dumb point. To say that a team won't show up means that you're saying one of them doesn't want to be there playing or isn't ready to. This is the biggest game of their lives.
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These kids are in school to make money for the University and to win. There are some that are actually there for an education (Troy Smith has already graduated), but for the most part, they are there to play football or basketball. Ohio State has a 7'0" center named Greg Oden. He is supposed to be AMAZING (he's out until January). Do you think he would be at school if the NBA didn't have an age limit? We have him for a few months, then he turns pro.
Well, see Michael.
If it's a blowout, though, you'll know I was right.
DIV
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Arkansas is no joke!!! I've seen them play twicw this year and they are explosive on offense. If they had not lost to USC they would probably be #2 in the country
Carmen Ohio
Oh come let's sing Ohio's praise
And songs to Alma Mater raise
While our hearts rebounding thrill
With joy which death alone can still
Summer's heat or winter's cold
The seasons pass the years will roll
Time and change will surely (truly) show
How firm thy friendship ... OHIO!
These jolly days of priceless worth
By far the gladdest days on earth
Soon will pass and we not know
How dearly we love Ohio
We should strive to keep thy name
Of fair repute and spotless fame
So in college halls well grow
And love thee better ... OHIO!
Though age may dim our mem'ry's store
We'll think of happy days of yore
True to friend and frank to foe
As sturdy sons of Ohio
If on seas of care we roll
Neath blackened sky or barren shoal
Thoughts of thee bid darkness go
Dear Alma Mater...OHIO!
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Arkansas is no joke!!! I've seen them play twicw this year and they are explosive on offense. If they had not lost to USC they would probably be #2 in the country
Didn't Arkansas get blown out by USC?
It wasn't a close game.
DIV
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Didn't Arkansas get blown out by USC?
It wasn't a close game.
DIV
It was also the first game of the season and they have been completely unstoppable since, demolishing Auburn and Tennessee. I would expect them to beat USC right now.
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Yes they did. But I think they are a much better team now. They changed QB's and it made a huge difference. There is no definite number 3 team this year.
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There is plenty of football left to play, lets keep on 'chopping wood'...
I hope Rutgers gets the Orange Bowl bid (Championship Game would be fine too but realisticly speaking) ...
I wouldnt mind going to Miami for New Years !!!
I have money saved up for this trip already!!1
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There is plenty of football left to play, lets keep on 'chopping wood'...
I hope Rutgers gets the Orange Bowl bid (Championship Game would be fine too but realisticly speaking) ...
I wouldnt mind going to Miami for New Years !!!
I have money saved up for this trip already!!1
Rutgers won't beat West Virginia. They only reason they beat Louisville is because they completely shut down the passing game blitzing in the second half and WVU usually throws the ball 15 or less times a game. Slaton and Smith will run wild on Rutgers. Not to mention it's in West Virginia with the Big East crown most likely on the line.
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I don't think Rutgers goes undefeated, if they do, i'd like to see them vs Bosie St in a BCS game. I don't think Rutgers could keep up with some of the bigger schools.
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You're not wrong, it's just that our buckeye friend only looked at undergrad programs (granted college football is for undergrads). when it comes to grad programs, there is no comparison, as Michigan has many top 10 programs *business school, law school, medical school for starters . . .
Yeah, I was going to mention that but I thought I could be off by 3-4 ranking spots and didn't want a lashing again!
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As much as I dislike both teams, I'm gonna say OSU is gonna school Michigan. The game was a while back, but Michigan did not impress me against the Badgers (Wisconsin), and that game was at the Big House. Being at the Shoe, I think the Buckeyes will take it.
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tressel and troy smith are probably better than carr and manningham/breaston.
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That is not an original Michigan joke; Steve Spurrier said this several years ago while at Florida when a room at the University of Tennessee library caught fire.
makes no sense to apply it to michigan as Michigan has one of the ten biggest libraries in the nation . . . in fact, google wants to digitize their collection.