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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Special Ed on November 15, 2006, 06:30:39 PM
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TOP TEN NOISES PLANET FITNESS IS OKAY WITH
1. Queefing - vaginal fart sounds frequently heard from women and rather large percentage of men who train there.
2. Gagging - usually heard in the men's shower area, but also heard by men viewing Cow-Manager Carol Palazzolo in the nude.
3. Crying - frequently heard from easily intimidated members who are overcome with fear by grunting, deadlifting, and bandanas.
4. Belching - most frequently heard coming from Gym Cow-Manager Carol Palazzolo after eating daily box of 'Ring Dings'.
5. Coughing - usually associated with HIV and other infectious diseases known to strike the worthless and weak.
6. Groaning - when gym members walk through the doors and see the rowing machine is already being used.
7. Laughing - for members enjoying the political cartoons from Time magazine between sets of 5lb dumbbell curls.
8. Clutches of Death Gasp - from senior citizen members attempting to run over 3.5 mph on the treadmill.
9. Thudding - the vibration and shaking of the ground when the Cow-manager Carol Palazzolo performs "the rounds".
10. Vomiting - Mainly due to "I Will Survive" being piped through the speakers on an endless loop 24/7.
Special "Fisting" Ed
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11.Slapping - From the high fives after someone breaks the 150 pound barrier on the Machine Press
12.Stomping - Sounds of unhappy feet when all the dumbells are gone because the warriors on the treadmills are getting the Latest "6 weeks to Brutal Bis" while they do their cardio.
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regular, traditional, loud farting should be an honorable mention.
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Coughing - usually associated with HIV and other infectious diseases known to strike the worthless and weak.
BRILLIANT!!!
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regular, traditional, loud farting should be an honorable mention.
13.Farting - Due to slippage of anul bungs while performing a superset of Jumping Jacks and Bodyweight squats.
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14. Splattering - "Please remember to wipe the machines clean of Anal Seepage after you are finished with them for the consideration of our Minority Heterosexual members, thank you" Carol Palazzolo,Nov 14th, 2006
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LOLOL!!! Great adds DB! Either I'm slipping or you're quickly gaining on me!
NICE!
SE
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The shuffling of money, that is all they care about
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14. Splattering - "Please remember to wipe the machines clean of Anal Seepage after you are finished with them for the consideration of our Minority Heterosexual members, thank you" Carol Palazzolo,Nov 14th, 2006
I believe the proper term for "anal seepage" is now "santorum".
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The shuffling of money, that is all they care about
Yep, that's the one they prefer.......
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I believe the proper term for "anal seepage" is now "santorum".
Your Boyfriend has his ear to the ground on the developments in the gay community!
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Cheers of happieness when the home team scores a point while members watch TV between sets.
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15. Hands rubbing together with glee - from a 'trainer'/sales associate who just got 450.00 down and had a 3-year, 29.95 a month contract signed by some poor sap that came in with a coupon for a free week and 9.95 a month - and failed to see the fine print that said "only for the first 3 people to sign up - and that was back in 1995."
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What the fuck is wrong with people, coughing in all kinds of irritating ways? Is it a sign of some weird kind of mental illness, because people, if you're not suffering from a soar throat or anything like that, believe me it is not normal or socially accepted to make those ridiculous coughing sounds on a regular base. >:(
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15. Hands rubbing together with glee - from a 'trainer'/sales associate who just got 450.00 down and had a 3-year, 29.95 a month contract signed by some poor sap that came in with a coupon for a free week and 9.95 a month - and failed to see the fine print that said "only for the first 3 people to sign up - and that was back in 1995."
LOL
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Cheers of happieness when the home team scores a point while members watch TV between sets.
I think you mean, cheering for the Golden Girls on Lifetime then doing a quick set during commercial breaks... Planet Shitness goers wouldn't watch sports because that would be "intimidating"
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ROFL!! Special ED,i've said it before, but your one funny individual! Brilliant as always.
Still laughing...keep this hit up man. good stuff!
Peace
D
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16). The sounds of pages being flipped of BetterHomes and Parent magazine while soccer moms peddle very slowly on the recumbant bike while they bratty little shithead for a kid is in the 'childcare' room.
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fat women are disgusting
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Blenders at the smoothie bar......
Derek Anthony Prank phone calls....
Vince Goodrum Deadlifting ( not much weight would be needed)
Gay sex in the steamroom ( Derek Anthony involved only)
70s Disco music
Fat women falling off the treadmills ( seen this a few times)
Playing Twister in the Spin room
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YES!